Are You Feelin’ These Get Ups? People Who Commit Robberies Wearing Ridiculous “Disguises”

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Are You Feelin This Get Up?, Arrests, Coon of The Day

These mickiefickies ought to be ashamed of themselves…

An armed robbery is something that takes a pretty big pair of cajones to even attempt, much less pull off. It goes without saying that one would not want to be identified when committing such an act, and thus a mask or some sort of disguise is usually customary. These brilliant criminal minds went above and beyond the call of douchebag duty and donned some of the dumbest disguises that even made some Police chuckle.

Flip through the pages and peep the hilarious insanity.

On July 22nd this man wearing a Darth Vader costume robbed a Chase bank in Setauket, N.Y., and the force must have been with him because he escaped Scott-free with an undetermined amount of stacks.

Bruh, there are far more threatening things you can walk into bank with than a bouquet of pink lillies.

This pair of geniuses thought that they could just draw on their faces with Sharpie pens and not be recognized. They were wrong…and arrested. SMH

This woman decided to forgo the typical ski mask route and opt for something a little more…risque. After pulling a not so fresh pair of panties over her head, Sharon Lain upped and robbed a local Mickey D’s. Hopefully there was no “special sauce” in those draws…

President Obama! We can’t believe that you would…waaaait a minute.

Gumby? Really?? Real subtle sir, real subtle…

No one would ever expect good ol’ Gramps to be packin’ heat, but lo and behold that is exactly what this old fart is doing, and he’s doing it well! The AARP bandit has robbed 13 banks in southern California and is still at large at this moment. Pretty quick for an old-timer.

Like the “Dirty Panty Bandit”, the “Duct Tape Bandit” also went the unconventional route and wrapped his face in tape to keep from being identified. Although his face wasn’t seen at the time, the owner did recognize him…as a dumba$$ and proceeded to beat him with a wooden club and hold him until cops arrived.

How dare this man sully the good name of Spongebob Squarepants! But apparently this disguise worked because after grabbing the cash and licking off a few shots, the men escaped and were never caught.

Go figure.

Last, but certainly not least, we have the old faithful…a nun’s costume. Seen in countless movies and TV shows how could one resist the allure of dressing like a nun when going to commit a heinous, armed, felony?

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