Paris Jackson Receives Letter Of Interest From The Lingerie Football League

Where is Grandma Katherine???

Following reports that Paris Jackson became the first girl to join her school’s flag football team, the 13-year-old got a recruitment letter from the Lingerie Football League, TMZ reports.

Michael Jackson’s 13-year-old football playing daughter is being recruited to be the face of an organization that swears it’s helping break down barriers for women … problem is, it’s the Lingerie Football League

In the letter, obtained by TMZ, LFL Commissioner Mitchell S. Mortaza acknowledges a “lack of options for competitive female football” … and says the league will “be introducing youth clinics across the country to introduce the game of football to young ladies at an earlier stage in life.”

Mortaza adds, “We … would like to invite Paris to become the spokesperson for the LFL’s youth program and perhaps start training for a future football career in the LFL when she reaches the age of 18.”

Mitchell makes a good point about the lack of football options for girls, but is a league that parades adult women around in their underwear really the right fit for mentoring KIDS????

Seriously. Does this Mortaza muhfugga really want us to think that he believes the “Lingerie Football League” is popular because it’s empowering women and not because it brings together two of the things men love most: football and half-nekked hoes?

Side note: we absolutely love the fact that Paris is such a little sporty girl and seems so well adjusted.