Our favorite soft shoe-in politician is at it again. This time, he’s talking about Jesus!
What The Hayell has uncovered a column written by Herman Cain last December where he discusses Jesus and his…REPUBLICAN ways?!
“He helped the poor without one government program. He healed the sick without a government health care system. He feed the hungry without food stamps. For three years He was unemployed, and never collected an unemployment check.”
But they made Him walk when He was arrested and taken to jail, and no, He was not read any Miranda Rights. He was arrested for just being who He was and doing nothing wrong. And when they tried Him in court, He never said a mumbling word.
He didn’t have a lawyer, nor did He care about who judged Him.
His judge was a higher power.
The liberal court found Him guilty of false offences and sentenced Him to death, all because He changed the hearts and minds of men with an army of 12.
That’s right. Jesus didn’t need welfare. And he was Republican. But he was killed by the Liberals. And there your history lesson. Either that, or Hermie is off his friggin rocker. You decide.
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