Divorces??? Kimmy Cakes’ Doofus Hubby Caught Holding Hands With Blonde Jawn… And Kim’s Going Back To Cali!!!

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

It’s really not looking good for newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. He’s been spotted partying a lot without her… but with other broads — and she’s making plans to go back to L.A. and plotting the holiday season without him.

The latest reports from Life & Style magazine detail some serious warning signs that their marriage is headed toward Divorceville:

Just two months into their marriage, sources close to newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries reveal to Life & Style that the couple may already be headed for a split. Kim and Kris, who have known each other for less than a year, are living completely separate lives.

While Kim was heading back from a six-day work trip in the United Arab Emirates, Kris was out partying at three different NYC hot spots including Lavo and Avenue. Even more shocking, after leaving Avenue, he barreled into 1Oak in the early-morning hours hand in hand with a mystery blonde (whom an insider says is a friend of Kris’ sister, Kaela). And instead of greeting his wife at the airport with a bouquet of flowers, Kris instead went to lunch with pals at NYC lounge PS 450.

Meanwhile, Kim is not making many sacrifices for married life, either. Since returning from the couple’s quickie honeymoon, the reality star has been working nonstop. In fact, according to an insider, her recent visit to Dubai earned her a $1 million paycheck. “Tweeting about brands, such as Millions of Milkshakes, takes in another $25,000,” the insider tells Life & Style.

And Kris may be pushing Kim even further away. A source on set reveals to Life & Style that a big story line for the upcoming second season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York is about Kris detesting Kim’s best friend, Jonathan Cheban: “Kris says on camera, ‘You have to choose him or me.'”

Jonathan admits that he misses his one-on-one time with his best friend. “They’re kind of annoying [together],” Jonathan joked to Life & Style at the Angel Ball in NYC on Oct. 17. “I like them separately; I like Kim on my own time.”

And he may be getting more of that one-on-one time soon. Kim reveals that she’s not in any rush to settle down in one place.

“I don’t think we’ve even thought about that yet,” Kim told Life & Style on Oct. 17. Instead, after wrapping up the taping of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, she’ll be heading back home to LA. “I’m kind of homesick,” Kim says, “so I need to go back to LA for a little bit.”

A production insider tells Life & Style, “Kim’s mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn’t a part of it. Any itineraries for the future don’t include Kris very much. That’s not a good sign.”

She at least slowed her career down a lil bit for Reggie — why not for Kris? Damn Kimmy Cakes… Just use him and lose him, huh?

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