Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the f*** is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the f***?! That ain’t no f****n’ name, yo. That ain’t that n****’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f*** outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The n****’s name is Barack. Barack? N**** named Barack Obama. What the f***, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his f*****’ name. Ima tell this n**** when I see him, “Stop that bullsh*t. Stop that bullsh*t” [laughs] “That ain’t your f****’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

DMX, ladies and gentlemen.