Kris “Walking Away Without A Dime” Bumphries Thinks He Can Save His Marriage, Plus What He Did To End The “Fairy Tale”

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Attention Slores, Break Ups, Divorces

Kris Humphries To Walk Away From Divorce Without A Cent, Still Thinks Marriage Can Be Saved

In the midst of our shock over Kim and Kris’s divorce, we almost skipped over one fact: Kimmy made it a point to ask the courts to bar Kris from being able to request any type of spousal support.

Add this to the fact that they had a prenup, which according to reports, kept all of their assets separate, and Bumphries remains a bum, walking away with what little bit he made off that wedding special.

And even that money has been affected: execs at E! are probably going to stop running that two part “Fairy Tale Wedding” special to avoid a little embarrassment for all those involved… even if all this divorce talk would probably mean higher ratings for the beginning of the marriage that wasn’t.

So what did Kris do to eff up everyone’s money like this? According to TMZ he didn’t want to play his position and stay out of the spotlight.

Kim Kardashian’s friends are scoffing at Kris Humphries, claiming he’s full of BS when he says he wanted to have a simple life with her in Minnesota, because once the marriage fell apart, he immediately began “chasing fame.”

They’re saying in the last week or so, when they started talking about the possibility of divorce, Kris went into full Hollywood gear, talking about “branding” the Kris Humphries name with cologne, nightclub appearances and what not.

And we’re told Kris was pushing to keep their connection going, even if they ended their marriage … and that threw up red flags.

We’re told Kim was especially put off that Kris hired a Hollywood publicist over the weekend to work on his image.

As we previously reported, one of the main reasons for the divorce was that Kris wanted Kim to move to Minnesota, but once it became clear she wasn’t leaving Hollywood and the marriage was over, Kris was all about the very things he despised.

“Branding” the Kris Humphries name? GTFOHWTS. And the poor dummy is still trying to hold on…


  • Jenn

    Please stop the madness! Why shouldn’t he get a piece of the spotlight? She married him because she wanted more fame but now she’s unhappy because he wants the same? She claimed she wanted to be a housewife but when she got the opportunity, she jumped ship in 72 days. She should’ve planned establishing him as a brand a long time ago but because she was so concerned about her $$, she knew she wouldn’t get any of the $$ he made! First, she had all her friends begging him to marry her and now she’s upset because he’s trying to make money! The NBA is in a lockout PLUS we are in a recession! Get yo $$$, Kris!

  • cam

    I agree Jenn.

  • married

    KDash is full of sh! Lamar prospered from Khloe and branded himself, so y can’t Kris do the same. Kim came up off the marriage but he is supp to sit back and do nothing? She made millions and made a fool out of him, so why is he wrong for trying to prosper too? Get over yourself Kim. He is the ONLY guy who thought enuff of u to marry u. Reggie wouldn’t even do it! So apparently, the fame doesn’t mean much to most men. Lamar is weak for kissing their A! So they won’t cut him off. Kim should have married her mom, Kris Jenner. That’s who runs her!

  • http://yahoo am real

    I agree with jenn 100%, I just feel bad for kris, his dad (during the wedding special) said “u will know u married the right woman when u mess up and she nurtures u back up, and u will mess up” clearly kim didnt wanna nurture his a$$ back up!

  • Rekeau67

    Face it, Kris you were used for the purpose of furthering the so called career of KK. I had heard of attorney Robert Kardashian but didn’t have any knowledge about the girls. How sad, pathetic and disrespectful of his daughter to allow herself to be exploited for dollars. Would one of the kids at least obtain a juris doctorate in law so as not to completely destroy their father’s legacy and memory?!?

  • zahara

    This bi***** is unbelievable why must she humilate him when he was the only man who saw her as a wife once a ho always a ho

  • Jesse

    This has Kris Jenner written all f-ing over it!!!

    Kris Jenner decided this divorce, not Kim, it will all surface, just wait.

    Makes me so f-ing sick I want to vomit all over them all.

  • Ice Harvest

    Cried all weekend? If she was so devastated, y wasn’t couples counseling the FIRST option instead of divorce? Just wondering!!

  • Samael

    Maybe Kris Kardashian was mad that Kris Humphries didn’t hire her to manage his career. Does she manage Lamar Odom?

    From what I saw anyway, he seemed too straightforward and conservative for Kim, which is why I thought he was an ok dude.

    I’m sure every other clean cut NBA dude ran for the hills when asked to date her and all she got approached by were ‘serial daters’. She’ll crush any decent guy out there.

  • BlackAnastasia

    This is absolutely Despicable for a woman to marry a man strictly for Monetary purposes than Subsequently,divorce him 72days later.Wow.You see people will sell their souls for the Whitemans Money?I’ve lost all respect for this broad.What A Trash Act!

  • Kris J is a pimp

    @samael…she’s his personal business manager. She has nothing to do with his NBA business!

  • team nymphis


    You actually HAD respect for her?

  • Ho_Sit_Down

    You can tell the people that diss Kim are ugly haters.. Ho is making her $$, and if she wants to sell herself out, so be it. If she wants to get married for 72 days, so be it. And if she wants to do a donkey act in Tijuana … SO BE IT!

    Kris should also be allowed to “brand” himself and have a chance to use his marriage as a step up in the game. Now all the haters commenting, please put down your prepaid smart phones and your morning donut and make yourself useful instead of writing useless *ss sh*t.


    Ummmm, quick question, who cares???? That’s all, carry on peons.

  • AnyWoo

    Yeah b/c its his fault it didn’t work out. <~~~sarcasm

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