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Me likey the shoes…Know what to add to my x-mas list

Ok I am about to get blasted for being a hata….but ummm.. wait don’t get me wrong. The pics are really nice and they both look gorgeous, but am I the only one who think Laura London body is shaped funny? Like she has no waist!! And yes she pretty, but she is pretty in an average sort of way. OK I am done.

Are they selling the shoes????….I’m puzzled!

they both looks awesome!

Bussit Babiez make my loins quiver

oh my

Damn Lauren London…whew. And Cassie too! Whoa…gotta give it to ‘em. Lauren is a dime anyway. She entered that category with the dimples…

agreed/ now thats the kind of pictures that should only be allowed up on this site!

LMAO @ Z, oh honey stop… * three snaps in a circle *

I’LL ADMIT, MELYSSA FORD DOES HAVE A BODY, BUT ARE U SAYIN MELYSSA IS THE BADDEST?

Why are they posing with their legs open like that. I guess.

Both are very beautiful. I just hope they get out of their “sideline” steez.

These pics are hott!! Love all the shoes!!

@Hannibal and @kevwebb “I’m so FLY I gotta shop at the SKY mall!!”

Is it really necessary to call either of these ladies, or any other woman that you don’t even know, out of their name???

both beautiful but cassie kills lauren! don’t get the hype with lauren! she is pretty! so???

Now cassie is GORGEOUS! She should be a model, a real one!

umm..

i THiNK THESE PHOTOz WOULD BE iN THE B0TT0M 2…

0N ANTM…

TYRA WOULD NOT CONSiDER THESE…

“FiERCE”….

She used to be a model before she started singing

Tyra Banks isn`t fierce her damn self. I commend her as a model but lets face it she looks jacked up half the time.

Cassie and Lauren would shut down any of those top model chicks on their worst days !!

yea RiTTTTTEEEE…

Cassie and Lauren look great. Cassie knows she can be a model. When I was younger, she used to be in all of my Delias and Alloy clothing magazines modeling clothes. She chose to cross over from modeling to …singing?!?

Is it just me or does it seem as though Cassie’s comfortable spreading eagle and Lauren looks like she aint ready yet

But back to Lauren, she looks great.

cassie is fierce, but she’s too dick-notized to look out for her own career.

Lauren should not pose next to Cassie, or even in the same photo. She’s a lovely girl, but Cassie is better a modeling. Lauren is gettin styled on.

@TASTE SWEET

THATS ALL GOOD, BUT WHO IS TAE HECKARD?

THE BADDEST:

LAUREN LONDONS FACE

MELYSSA FORDS BODY

Cassie and Rih Rih need to model full time and forget about singing for real!

@ Hannibal

Naw…I’m not saying Melyssa is the baddest, but LL can’t see Melyssa (blow for blow).

I’ll concoct my list for the baddest.

Cassie and Rih Rih need to put down the mic and model full time!

sean john does have the official. like every dept. has the lo section and now the sizable sean display. way to go, bad boy

LAUREN DOESNt REALLY HAVE A HiGH FASHiON L00K…

iTz T00 SWEET…

SHEz iiGHT F0R THiS TYPE 0F STUFF TH0…

@ HANNIBAL

The girl form Ne-Yo’s DO YOU video

LAUREN LONDON

CHRISTINA MILIAN

BEYONCE

KIM K

MYA

K.D. AUDBERT

ALICIA KEYS

HALLE BERRY

MELYSSA FORD

NIA LONG

ASHANTI

MEGAN GOOD

SANAA LATHAN

RIHANNA

VIDA GUERRA

I could not agree with you more bro….

lets add some Pam Grier in there too…old skool….

LAUREN LONDON

CHRISTINA MILIAN

BEYONCE

KIM K

MYA

K.D. AUDBERT

ALICIA KEYS

HALLE BERRY

MELYSSA FORD

NIA LONG

ASHANTI

MEGAN GOOD

SANAA LATHAN

RIHANNA

VIDA GUERRA

I could not agree with you more bro….

lets add some Pam Grier in there too…old skool….

oh and Eddie Murphy’s ex wife…

@ HANNIBAL

The girl from Ne-Yo’s DO YOU video

ok okay Tyra Banks too…

(MY BAD)

It wasnt suppose to post that many times LOL!!

LMAO, IT’S ALL GOOD…

lol@ bg,

you just prove that most woman are beautiful!

I hate when men are evaluating us! How about we evaluate the hottest men of the game! Oh yes, i remember, we don’t judge our men based on their looks, you men do! otherwise, beyonce would never end up with JAY! But Jay would never end with a gal like whoopi goldberg? even if they really close looks wise! Feel me?!!

they killin it

- hannibal you missing couple other bad latinas if you throwin vida in , it has to be done

As far as women not judging men on their looks is ludicrous , not saying that for either male or female that looks should be criteria alone but noone is excluded – everyone judges everyone on their looks especially in this country more than elsewhere. If that was the fitness and skincare industry would be bankrupt – got to keep your game up

@TXHUSTLA15

GIVE ME SOME MORE NAMES…

I SEE HANNIBAL TOOK THAT BULLSHYTT OFF THE SIDE OF HIS NAME ABOUT BARAK NOT WINNING

BOTH THEM LADIES FINE AS HELL BUT THE ONE PICTURE WIT DIDDY IN IT REALLY CHEAPENS THEM BOTH

in these ads laura london always looks “off”

Lauren is absolutely beautiful, but standing next to Cassie, she looks “ok” at best. Damn, I never realized Cassie was that stunning!!! She made Lauren look blah…

I LOVE LAUREN LONDON damn home girl is lookin fabulous now as for that SKANK CAssie she needs to be dismissed from those pics cuz she just ruining the beauty of it.

Both ladies are BEAUTIFUL….cearly Cassie is the professional model here….but Lauren is fly none the less

Hannibal said:

THE UPDATED BADDEST FEMALES:

LAUREN LONDON

CHRISTINA MILIAN

BEYONCE

KIM K

MYA

K.D. AUDBERT

ALICIA KEYS

HALLE BERRY

MELYSSA FORD

NIA LONG

ASHANTI

MEGAN GOOD

SANAA LATHAN

RIHANNA

VIDA GUERRA

PAM GRIER

MELANIE “SCARY SPICE” BROWN

TYRA BANKS

PAULA PATTON

KERRY WASHINGTON

LISA RAYE

KERI HILSON

DANIA RAMIREZ

AFIYA

For some reason in the first two pics Cassie looks kind of hard but I think she is very pretty. Something is just off to me in those pics. She has better poses than Lauren but I think Lauren is very beautuful as well.

I love Lauren London. She’s one of the few females in the industry who has sex appeal but still keeps it classy

LOL @ Nikki, you and I are on the same page…

I hope your Browns don’t fail me tonight…I got money on them because of you

@AFIYA

IM SORRY I FORGOT U, BUT U ARE NOW OFFICIALLY ON THE LIST…

:kisses: @ Hannibal

THE UPDATED BADDEST FEMALES:

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

AFIYA

LAUREN LONDON

CHRISTINA MILIAN

BEYONCE

KIM K

MYA

K.D. AUDBERT

ALICIA KEYS

HALLE BERRY

MELYSSA FORD

NIA LONG

ASHANTI

MEGAN GOOD

SANAA LATHAN

RIHANNA

VIDA GUERRA

PAM GRIER

MELANIE “SCARY SPICE” BROWN

TYRA BANKS

PAULA PATTON

KERRY WASHINGTON

LISA RAYE

KERI HILSON

DANIA RAMIREZ

I don’t think the ad has anything to do with Sean Jean…I think P. Doo Doo simply wants to appear like he has two pretty girls, barely legal, living withhim….that being said the pics are nice…cassie is pretty and so is Lauren

Hey I want to see Barack Obama..not these chicks

more post of President Barack Obama!!

Cassie does have a career modeling, she the Sean Jean girl, and the only reason she sells an album is because of her modeling work on the album covers.

Am i not good enough for you, Hannibal? I’m pretty too! See ^^^

@LACOMBE REDBONE

ROFLMAO!!!

Lol…My bad, dawg! I had to do it too!

SEX-AY!!!

THE UPDATED BADDEST BEAUTIES:

GABRIEELE UNION

KENYA MOORE

JILL MARIE JONES

SHARON LEAL

VANESSA WILLIAMS

REAGAN PRESTON

TAMIA

TONI BRAXTON

AMERIE

ESSENCE ATKINS

TATYANA ALI

NICHOLE PARKER

LAUREN LONDON

CHRISTINA MILIAN

BEYONCE

MYA

K.D. AUDBERT

ALICIA KEYS

HALLE BERRY

MELYSSA FORD

NIA LONG

ASHANTI

MEGAN GOOD

SANAA LATHAN

RIHANNA

PAM GRIER

MELANIE BROWN

TYRA BANKS

PAULA PATTON

KERRY WASHINGTON

LISA RAYE

KERI HILSON

DANIA RAMIREZ

THAT’S ABOUT 1% OF THEM!!!

What about me, Da Truff?? :kiss:

:rotfl:

Is this where the party is?

I brought the Mad Dog (banana red)!

I got the Cisco!

Oshie you beat me over here.

Cassie should be a model, don’t know why she’s wasting her time with gay ass Diddy.

Hey Lancombe!

8)

@ bookworm: Yay! I win! Where’s my prize???

@B.W….

Hey Sweetheart! How are you?

Oshie I have a box of wine waiting for you

I’m cool Lancombe i was just trying to figure out where everybody was.

♥

&heart;

“Ok I am about to get blasted for being a hata….but ummm.. wait don’t get me wrong. The pics are really nice and they both look gorgeous, but am I the only one who think Laura London body is shaped funny? Like she has no waist!! And yes she pretty, but she is pretty in an average sort of way. OK I am done.”

Your not gonna get bashed for beign a hata your gonna get bashed for being in no position to talk about someone else appearance with you looking like Barbaro!!!

Girl, i’m just in here trying out some smileys. And whoever gave me this list….sucks! Majority of them dont work!

@Lancombe – how do you do the heart and the shades?

hello all.

@Oshie (“i love trailer parks”) & Lacombe Redbone – Dont worry if this is a party im in attendance have do the bar and bottle service all the way , none of my ol school heh we can leave the cisco , MD , nightrain and mickeys at the door..now time for a round of parton shots for everybody , kush to follow

Hey Nikki U! ((waving))

sup Lacombe

there was never a doubt for california

howre you?

@TXhustla 15 – That’s what I’m talking about and don’t forget the Goose either.

How many bottles of Boone’s Farm do you have to drink before you get drunk? That stuff tastes like fruit juice.

Hell Yeah, Tx!

…Fam first, i can’t complain man!

♣

:star:

&stars;

@Book Worm – Yeah Goose definitely , left that awhile for Ciroc (Pre-Diddy) have been on that since. I liked Ciroc since a distributor brought that in to the club I was running back in the day. Much smoother on ice , but still have soft spot for goose

*pops x and sips sizzurp*

BURP.

…damnit!

®

@Nikki U

That sounds about right, and we thought we were doing something by drinking that back in high school lol

Ciroc is NASty.

Oshie, you sharing?

@Nikki Underwood

GURL, NOOO, the pot is $1,300…can you believe it…it only cost $5 to play and I can’t hit it to save my life…I keep getting at least 2 wrong…I hope before the season is over though

GOLLIWOG! lol

Afiya, I can’t wait till gas goes back down to 1.99 it’s still around 2.65 in the Chi

Confession:

In honor of President Elect Barack Obama…

I’mma stop smokin’ weed…I’mma move my level of class up to Michelle’s standards…not that they weren’t before but I think it’s time to put the weed down

are gas prices going to stay down for a while?

That’s still cheap Bookworm…

What are you reading now?

LMAO AT afiya putting the weed down…

@ bk.. u in the chi? me too

LMFAO@Afiya’s confession!

Oshie, here in VA…they have alot of 10 for $10 sales…good sales too!

@Book – gas is about 2.45 in NJ

hey BE! i missed ya girl

Oshie – you crazy

I feel ya, Afiya! lmao

@Fallin – Hey lady, like your new gravie

I had errands to run today!

why y’all laughin’ at me…I gonna save alot of money…and I won’t be the drug man’s good customer no mo…I was like a bi-weekly paycheck to him…to hell with that…party over…there’s a new sheriff in town!!

@ Afiya – I just finished this book called the Million Dollar Deception. It had a good twist to it. It’s the second book in a 3 part series

@Bookworm – I keep that Hennessy XO on tap at home , office , studio – heh need some sort of setup for the ride could work definitely

@Oshie – If you sippin purp you need to pass that here I got the sprite handy , yall glad Texas put the rest yall up on that

Hey Be!

Both of the girls are pretty but I have dimples too so is that what the BIG hype is with Lauren? I agree with most of the posters, Cassie is definitely no singer and should stick to modeling. She has the facial profile, hair and legs for it if Diddy doesn’t knock her up before her career can take off!

@Book – I just finished reading that book too – aint that husband a trip!! I just read White lines by Brown too.

Did you read Mllion Dollar Divorce?

WE’RE laughing wit ya afiya

Pregoo u a fashion critic Now? lmao.. Ne wayz Both gurl r beautiful, Just Cassie is a Better model because she is a model. B4 her music “career” she was modelin’ so it makes sense she’s killin it in these photos. Either way they both r beautiful N r gettin’ paid to take picss.. Im jealous;(

@ Lacombe

I love your gravie.

Cassie and Lauren look pretty. They should just model and keep their mouths shut.

@Fam First….it depends on what you smoking?

:herb:

@ bE, THANKS love.

Hey Hannibal, my wife Harriet, wants to know if she made the list!!!

@fallin poet and oshie

how do u guys feel to have the first black president!! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLLLLLLLLLL

Well Fam, smokin’ cigarettes ain’t good for ya no way!

@Z…thanks sweetheart! ♥

Afiya – THIS IS A BRAND NEW DAY…WE DOIN’ IT IN A BRAND NEW WAY…CLIMB ABOARD!

That sounds good BookWorm…who’s the author?

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RM Johnson hope I didn’t give anything away

oooh fallin, yours is pretty too!

Hi Z

Hey Book. How you doing this fine rainy day?

If men would visit Louisiana…south Louisiana, you would see some showstoppers. Natural, thick, own hair, nice attitude – the whole 9.

Although pretty, Cassie and Lauren would fall right in and wouldn’t be a hot commodity.

Not being negative, but not the images of women people saw during Hurricane Katrina. New Orleans (East Louisiana) is its own little country.

Southwest Louisiana has some educated, cornbread fed, nice women.

Visit there…eat, relax & gamble.

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I think i’m in love! ♥ Hey And…!

Well Fam, I can’t answer that for ya…I’ve already chose to give it up…for our POTUS!!

@Book – yeah I like happy endings..read white lines by Tracy Brown – it had a good ending.

Yeah the fiance ended up being a jerk

Yes I did….and they both look trashy! Honestly, if this is the only way they are getting paid they have to be broke….unless……well, you fill in the blank. It’s tasteless, no man wants his women to have his/her “goodies” spread eagle for the world to see, I hope they both washed before such poses, judging from Cassie bumps, perhaps she should keep it closed…until the outbreak clears up anyways.

man im hungry

@Be – I will check that out. I’m going to re-read Sleeping with Strangers and the second book Waking With Enemies. Those books had me on 10! I thought Eric Jerome Dickey had fallen off for a minute but those were HOT!

BeReal

I have White Lines but haven’t gotten around to reading it…I’m reading a Carl Webber book now…think I’ll pick up WL when I finish.

Thanks for reminding me

they both look FABULOUS! but when did lauren london loose all that weight? she looks mad skinny in one of them photos.

@DA TRUFF

LMAO, OK…

@Book – I read those 2 this summer by Eric Dickey..I felt just like you but I could not resist reading them because I am loyal to him. they were good.

@ Z, its all good ill take the compliment

@ BE.. girl, i had an imposter for all of 1.2 secs lmao

FAGGOT, KMA…go play in traffic…annoying troll!!

@ Afiya

I just went back and read that. Girl…you could not tell that was not me? I thought ya’ll was my soulmates….I thought ya’ll knew me better than that.

@Afiya – white lines was real good….it was long as hell though. I am getting ready to read a mystery now by Tami somebody (white chick) I have never read one of her books but I love mysteries!

White lines is like a bood you read for a book club it deals with a lot of issues

@BEREAL

MY BAD, WHAT DO U NEED…

Hrrrmmmm. Bussa Babyz..Hrrrmmm

@ BE… *hiding face from papparazzi*

@ Book

Thank you….im not gonna go in depth with her ass.

@ Oshie

*yelling*

OSH, YOUR BOYFRIEND ANTON IS HERE!!!!

@oshie

i never knew trailer white trash could vote!!! LOL

btw oSH THAT SHYT WAS FUNNY AS HELL.

Whoa

Mama Afiya got cha Z!!

NOW!! @SMDH! Take that…BALD HEADED TROLL!!

Wanna act like a child…lets play!

LMAO @ shall i grant ur wish fallin.. thanks for the compliment… *smh*

@Nubian Goddess – Can I get an AMEN!!

“Neither can Michelle Obama and she is the “hottest chick in the game”.

pop champagne oohhhhhh- give it up for the big teeth gurls….imma make a rap song about that.”

Here me now and feel me later: YOU ARE NO MICHELLE OBAMA!! MICHELLE OBAMA IS BEAUTIFUL… SHE DOESN’T HAVE THAT BARBARO-NESS ABOUT HER LIKE YOU DO!! WHILE SHE HASA WIDE SMILE YOU CANNOT SEE HER TEETH TURN THE CORNER BEFORE SHE DOES AS I’M SURE PEOPLE CAN WITH YOU!!! DON’T YOU EVER COMPARE YOUR SEABREEZE LOOKING ASS TO MY FIRST LADY AGAIN!!!

@ dre: Alrighty.

@ Fallin: let’s see, I think I was impersonating all 500 of their personalities, which includes mild sauce, sweent n sour, “briyanna slambers”, the one that makes fun of z, the one that makes fun of sxyq, SMDH, etc. Why? I thought it was pretty obvious…

A Cassie and Lauren Party. mmmm. SMFH ..only in dreams.

It was a GREAT correspondence going on here until we were RUDELY interrupted!!

SMDH aka SOY SAUCE

“Neither can Michelle Obama and she is the “hottest chick in the game”.

pop champagne oohhhhhh- give it up for the big teeth gurls….imma make a rap song about that.”

Here me now and feel me later: YOU ARE NO MICHELLE OBAMA!! MICHELLE OBAMA IS BEAUTIFUL… SHE DOESN’T HAVE THAT BARBARO-NESS ABOUT HER LIKE YOU DO!! WHILE SHE HASA WIDE SMILE YOU CANNOT SEE HER TEETH TURN THE CORNER BEFORE SHE DOES AS I’M SURE PEOPLE CAN WITH YOU!!! DON’T YOU EVER COMPARE YOUR SEABREEZE LOOKING ASS TO MY FIRST LADY AGAIN!!!

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lmfao. that was funny

@Lacombe – Hey lady is that you talking like that???? WOW!!!

Z, will you marry me? I am lost without you.

You complete me.

Oates.

SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE.

NEIGH.

I’m sorry y’all! I watch too much tv! I gotta stop watching gansta movies! lmao

@ oSHIE… nope not obvious, lol… ugh so confusing… so i guess i was ignoring some of ur other personalities’ questions lol.

@ Afiya

Its like they follow me and track my every move. Every thread I go In I be in for less than a minutes and then they strike. Its a DAMN conspiracy.

They both alright w/ me. Maybe w/ like twenty more pounds on lauren though. That would put her past. Some Ashanti thickness.

Z I hate you! I WISH I COULD BE YOU but I can’t. I’m going all SWF on your ass and copying your haircut.

SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE. SEABREEZE. OATES. HORSE.

NEIGH.

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Oshie this was mean!

@Lacombe

still LMAO. I like that pic.

@Z: girl you right, I live to follow in your footsteps or should I say HOOFSTEPS!!AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Oh… oh my…

Gosh, you guys think I should try out for amateur night at the comedy club? No really, I have a ton of horse jokes, as you may have noticed…

What the bloodclot?

OMG, it’s just getting worse and worse. I have a question, is there some sort of E-Prize for the winner who hates the most? I don’t get it. So, let’s be childish and ignorant and re-create id’s to annoy the hell out of each other, get way off topic and pull 5th grade put downs? It’s pathetic that there is no getting through to some people.

Okay… moving right along now!

Thanks Tina!

LOL @ “going all SWF on your ass”… That was a great movie… She should of left as soon as she got home and shorty had the same haircut.

oh ok OSh.

Well i am going back to lurking since I seem to bring so much volatility with my presence.

@Fallin

LOL. The inspection was OK. I just have paperwork now. That would be one tasty sandwich. LOL. Have you heard of Seven Pounds with Will Smith?

@Oshie – is that you in that gravie?

@ Tina… nope i havent heard of it.. why?

HEY PEEPS!! I’M IN IT TO WIN IT!! I SEE THE SAME OLE SHIZNIT GOING ON IN THIS PEICE OF CRAP. WITH THE SAME OLE PEICES OF CRAP TALKING CRAP ABOUT NOTHING!! AND LYING TO THEMSELVES AND OTHERS WHILE THEIR AT IT. DAMNED SHAME!!

HEY Z!!

OSH!!(YOU’Z A FOOL AND I LOVE IT!!)

TINA!!

FALLIN!!

BE!!!

AFIYA!!

LANCOMBE!!

AUNTIE!!

To whoever is here (that includes friends, fans..oops I meant imposters, lurkers…and whoever else cares) tomorrow will be my last day on here for a lil while. As we all know I am relocating home bases and have to move and get my ducks in order bf I have time to sit online all day and polytick. Could be as soon as the middle of next week…could be for another month. Either way I will miss all of you and @Legion, ya’ll will be in my prayers.

Hey SxyQ!

@ Z: Get back here before I spank you.

@ Bereal: No, but sometimes I wish it was…

@Fallin

Cause I heard the movie is comin’ out, but I don’t know what it’s about.

Hey SXYQ!!

aww… Z, we’ll miss u… come back soon

welcome back SXYQ

UM OSH. IS IT ME? OR HAVENT THE REST OF US NOTICED THAT THE PERSON IN YOUR GRAVIE ISNT YOU? AND UM, RIDDLE ME THIS MY DEAR. IS againsy A WORD?(scratching my head..lol)

Have a safe strip Z!!

i;m here OSh…at least for the next half hour.

@Z

BABE WILL YOU BE ACCESSING YOUR EMAILS?

I meant have a safe trip Z.

Hi sxyQB!

I can’t keep track of folks anymore…

@nubian,

You’re alright sis! Good energy!

HEY TWIN!!

Hey SxyQ!

…And Good luck Z!

@ sxyQ: I don’t know, I don’t speak “retard”…

@ Z: good then no spankings are in order. Wait a minute…

@NUBIAN_GODDESS

GIRL YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!! THE PSYCHOS DONT LIKE PRETTY WOMEN. YOU’LL BE THE NEXT BULLSEYE FOR NO REASON UP IN HERE!! LOL

@ Nubian – H-Town?? What does that mean Ho-Town? I thought there was one in evry city. Bye

H-Town as in “Knockin Da Boots” and “Nothin in Common” (my fav)

@Everyone – If Cutie Pie is not here who is in charge of the sage??

Thank you Tina and Fallin and I will miss your too @ Equal Opportunity

TWIN!!! HEY BABE!! WHERE YOU BEEN? I’VE MISSED YOU WITH A FURY…

@Z

I WILL BE BUGGIN YOU EVERYDAY TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL.

SXYQ: @NUBIAN_GODDESS

GIRL YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!! THE PSYCHOS DONT LIKE PRETTY WOMEN. YOU’LL BE THE NEXT BULLSEYE FOR NO REASON UP IN HERE!! LOL

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Haters come a dime a dozen and without them I wouldn’t be on my toes so I would like to take this time to thank the boo bunnies who hate on pretty women! I just think it’s ridiculous that retards come online to get kudos for reading jabs out of a 5th grade put down book. I’m just waiting for the “Yo Mama So…” jokes to come out next!

Thank you Lacombe

and whats up Osh?

@Dapro – hey mister..why you messing with Hannibal’s ballot?

You right it is time to celebrate but I don’t drink beer so do you have any rum?

Z are you leaving for real for good? Say it ain’t so..

@Oshie.. lmao@ “knockin da boots” you went way back on me. To answer your question, yup I’m in Houston and I liked that group H-Town too. Sad that one of those twins was killed (

@NUBIAN

I’m just waiting for the “Yo Mama So…” jokes to come out next!

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OH SHOOT, YOU DONT HAVE TO WAIT FOR THAT. SKIP UP A FEW POST’S. THEY’VE JUST DONE IT IN A NEW MILLENIUM WAY. NOTHING NEW IN HERE. ONE PERSON UNDER MULTIPLE NAMES, WITH PLENTY OF MEDICATION AND RETARDATION TO GO AROUND.

You got any Bud Ice in that black bag, Dapro??

What up Dana Dane

I didn’t even notice you were in here BE. What up!!

@Z

Your welcome. What were you talkin about popcorn earlier on the other thread?

@ BEReal,

“Everyone – If Cutie Pie is not here who is in charge of the sage??”

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I’ve got sage, my afro pick, and a guitar ready to strum “Kumbaya”. Dapro’s got the cyber-party essentials…

DA PRO

I SEE HOW IT IS…

@EQUAL/DRE/PLIES/BLACK CONSERVATIVE/RACHET/ AND EVERY ONE ELSE YOU’VE BEEN TODAY AND EVERY OTHER DAY…..

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU KNOW!! I’M ALWAYS GLAD TO MAKE YOUR DAY. AS I’M SURE YOU’RE GLAD THAT I DO.

@Auntie – okay let’s get the mood set right!

@Tina – Hey lady!

HEYYYYY PRO!! HOW ARE YOU TODAY LUV?

@EQUAL

I’M ON A NO RETARD DIET. NO THANKS, I’LL PASS.

@ da pro: I got rum 4 days, the Milwaukee’s best is for OSHIE and her new found friend

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Ha ha, if you must know I’ll drink some wine or maybe Malibu but that’s it.

Or some siizrurippp.

@Oshie -

It’s on! It’s on, it’s on (and I’m home)

(Get the Patron and TELL ‘EM THAT IT’S ON)

That is my jam…..love Patron Silver..shots only though

@Z

Oh OK. Got what you meant.

@SXYQ

Damn. I think someone wants you bad. He or she prolly wants to smell you for real. I’m teasing. What up?

@ Oshie…

I guess that makes you the fun girl at the party.

@ TWIN

Im maintaining people are getting fired all around me. I WANNA GO HOME, with my job that is

*STATIC* This is Officer Otis, we seem to have a man who goes by the alias, “dapro11″, and he is serving alcoholic beverages to minors, I might need backup, Over. *STATIC*

@Nubian – girl, we are cyber sisters a mojito – that is my damn drink!

my co-worker did not vote for obama and she won’t tell me who she voted for and she wants to hang with me right now after work….should I dismiss this chcik?

@ Dapro

I’l take a southern comfort w/ lime juice. Thank you!

Ok people Yes or No – Who would like for me to leave and not come back??? if you mutha fukas don’t vote i will stay here all day!

@ Z…

If some unknown to you internet guy’s opinion means anything…. Why not? If she’s normally cool, her political preferances are kinda private, curtains on voting boothes and all that.

LMFAO@ lacombe – girl you crazy!!

@ Lacombe: note to self…..do not rock his world!

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@ Z: Yes.

@SXYQ

I’m good today, and ready to leave work. Checkin out in a few min.

*Pours Ole Otis a glass of Crown Royal*

I know how you get down young whipper snapper

@PRO

I’LL TAKE A VODKA STRAIGHT NO CHASE.(smile… I’m trying to party haaaaarrrrdddd!! lmao)

*STATIC* This is Officer Otis, I repeat, this is Officer Otis, “dapro11″, continues to serve alcoholic beverages to minors, I need backup immediately or I might have to give him the Rodney King treatment, Over. *STATIC*

@Z

IF SHE IS A GOOD PERSON, LET HER CHILL UNTIL SHE DISRESPECTS OBAMA. THEN IF SHE TRIES IT, GIVE HER THE FULL FLEDGED SXYQ NEW AND IMPROVED CROSS FACED CHICKEN WING TREATMENT STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD AND NECK. NO HOLDS BARS, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!

Imma try that Aunt Viv. Ok…i’m being dragged away. BYE EVERYONE.. SEE YA’LL TOMORROW.

WHAT’S UP TO ALL MY GOOD PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!

BOO TO ALL THE BAD ONES……….

@SXYQ

Not really. I had a health inspection at a restaurant today. I have deadlines tomorrow, so I’m sure someone will try to get in my ass. There OK most of the time. It’s my time to leave. Take care, and have a good evenin’.

Z, one SC with lime coming up lady oh, enjoy and be safe in NC ma (u still good with me)

Ke, aye a shot of P Diddy coming right up pretty lady

Lancombe, please feel free to rock my world anytime *opens another bud ice*

DD, henny straight? Thuggin it out tonight I see

Henny double in a tall glass to match u, dark and lovely

Equal Opportunity, join in pimpin. Have a presidential drink on the house

@Z – well you should go, her personal vote does not mean that she is a psycho or something..there are some good non-demos (I mean that sounds a little racist or something not sure what to call it)

@Nubian – Yeah I keeps mine mixed in the fridge at all times…add mint leaves and wah lah..but I am sure you are not an alcholic like me so. go to the bar after work for drinks…

@Z

Grab your cell phone and fake an emergency call… Its a little sitcom, but it helps avoid those uncomfortable social situations. Ive had enough George Costanza moments to not judge.

I gotta body shot for TXhustla15!!! ♥

@OSH

YOURE ALRIGHT WITH ME MY BEIGE SISTER! I LOVE WHITE PEOPLE, JUST GOT A PROBLEM WITH REDNECKS.

Equal Opportunity

OSHIE — EVERYTIME I LOOK AT YOUR PIC I THINK OF SLAVERY!

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THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM.

HOW ABOUT THE SONG OLE JOHN BROWN’S SLAVES?

@EQUAL

AFTER THIS, I WILL SAY NOTHING ELSE TO YOU BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOUR FOOLERY DOESNT EVEN DESERVE AN INTELLIGENT REBUTTLE. HOWEVER, I’M SURE THAT YOU WELL KNOW THAT REDNECKS/WHITE PEOPLE, ARENT THE ONLY INDIVIDUALS WHO LIVE IN TRAILER PARKS/TRAILERS. THE SAME GOES FOR THE INNER CITY/GHETTO IF YOU WILL. BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT THE ONLY INDIVIDUALS WHO RESIDE THERE. YOU ARE ONE RACIST STUPID RETARD. GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER DUMMY, AND YOUR MIND. SHEESH.

@Sxyq – i am amazed you can drink vodka straight..no chaser!

done deal ..umm none of that wanda thou haha thats for the other side of town down here. U can put your fine self back up in the pic

I got a sick mojito recipe we used to serve at the club ill share that whenever..dub me up one of those now con limon

And no hatin on Oshie , I got love like Baskin for all the 31 flavors that yall all come in.

@Equal…

OSHIE — EVERYTIME I LOOK AT YOUR PIC I THINK OF SLAVERY!

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So, what do you think of when you look at my picture?

@Txhustla – you must share that mojito recipe ASAP

This weekend I am trying a coconut mojito using coconut rum

WHO GETS MAD BECAUSE THEY DONT FIT IN, AND A WITTY WHITE WOMAN PLAYED THEM WITH THEIR OWN GAME? WTF? WHAT KIND OF STUPID SH@T IS THAT? HRMPHHHH

@BE

LOL. I DONT DRINK ANYMORE. BUT WHEN I DID, I COULD DRINK VODKA OR GIN STRAIGHT NO CHASE. LIKED VODKA MORE THAN GIN. BUT I PREFFERED E&J. NOW THAT WAS MY SHIZZNIZZLE. LMAO

*STATIC* This is Officer Otis. “Dapro11″, is serving alcoholic beverages and has refused to stop. I’m going to give his ass the Rodney King treatment! Over. *STATIC*

I’LL BITE: SIGN OF CANCER

I’m out family but Ke I’ll check that just 4 you lil lady

@Nubian

I left 3 more mojitos for you by the bar, I took your car keys too

Oshie

When I see your pic I think about how drunk I’ll be Friday night, nakedness is mandatory

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I’LL BITE: SIGN OF CANCER

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…huh????

@OSHIE

GIRL, A LIFE AND A WOMAN!! LOL

*STATIC* This is Officer Otis, I repeat, this is Officer Otis. I might need some more backup. There is a female by the name of sxyQblondie, and she seems to be aquainted with “dapro11″! Someone get over here so we can do a background check on her! Over. *STATIC*

@ SXYQ

@TRUFF

I’M ALL LATE FRESH POT!! HEY BABE!!!

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I WAS WAITIN’ TO SEE IF ANYBODY WAS GONNA SAY SUMPIN’!!!

I WAS ABOUT TO GO OFF SAYIN’ JUST A BUNCH A CRAZY MESS UNTIL YA’LL DID!!! LOL!!!!!

@TRUFF

SCROLL UP FRESH POT!! I SEE YOU. YOU KNOW I’M LATE, BUT I NEVER FORGET ABOUT YOU

lol , ive been lurkin for a minute… anyway im out ttylaters

ASTROLOGY = CRAB = CANCER

@ I am bored now. I will see you tomorrow Oshie along with Mild Sauce and others.

NITE BE!

@OTIS

SEE, AINT NOBODY DONE NUFTIN!!(suckin my teef..lol)

@TRUFF

DONT SPAZZ! YOU KNOW I GOT YOU!

I am so looking forward to attending a 2 hour lecture about action potential in the cell membrane after a long hard days work… ooooh baby….

Equal…

You still see that old gravie???…with the cancer sign???…or are you a regular in diguise???

…just wondering, that’s all!

you guys still here?

OSHIE, BY NOW WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU’RE WHITE. YOU EVEN HAVE ME SOMEWHAT CONVINCED NOW.(lol, however i prefer to call you beige) SO WHY DO YOU NEED CONSTANT REMINDERS?(scratching my head)

I thought i was the only one struggling with the server!

…I’m gonna rock Otis’ world!!!

@LANCOMBE

GIRL THEIR SERVER HAS BEEN DOING THIS TO ME FOR A FEW DAYS. SORRY FOTHER MUCKERS. AS FOR OTIS, I DONT THINK HE’LL BE HAVING ANY OF THAT. WILL YOU MISTER OFFICER? MISTER OFFICER?

*STATIC* This is Officer Otis again. I am being pursued by something named “Lacombe Redbone”, and he/she seems to be suffering from the Fug disease! I need backup immediately, this is a force I cannot take on my own! Over. *STATIC*

I’m getting ready to break ya down, boy!!!

Good Nite All!

DaPro11…you still serving drinks…I’ll just take a Heineken…bottle…nice and cold…thanks

Otis…so far from what I’ve read…your funny…I sure hope you not an imposter

damm puff gonna sell some stuff now

Damn, bar closed…now I gotta drink a Miller

Cassie is a dog.

BARACK OBAMA IS THE NEW PRESIDENT AND GREAT THINGS ARE AHEAD!!!

HE WILL INSPIRE MILLIONS TO BE BETTER AND DO BETTER!!!

THE HATERS & FOOLS WHO ARE AGAINST HIM, HIS FAMILY, & ALL OF HIS SUPPORTERS WILL ALL FAIL IN TRYING TO STOP US FROM MOVING OURSELVES AND THIS COUNTRY FORWARD!!!!!!!

love those abs!

These photos are sooo photoshopped. Everybody know that Lauren London does not have a shape. Plus she looks super skinny.

Cassie looks Great though. Cute jumpoff

mannn whats so great about these pics to get so many comments..mannn damn.