You know those couples that break up, get back together, break up again and repeat the cycle. Annoying, right? Let’s get these celebrities to make up their minds.
We take a look at some couples that went through that vicious cycle of getting that old thang back and see how they ended up.
Diddy and Kim Porter – Why aren’t they married. They have a freaking family already. Diddy knocks her up, they split up, he knocks her up again. Kim needs to make him put a ring on it!
Reggie Bush and Kimmy Cakes – Yep, you saw this coming. Now that Kimmy is on the loose, she’ll be getting that old Reggie thing back. And he’ll be playing football like he doesn’t suck again.
Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly – Jeter just dropped her a few months ago. Then she went and had a failed TV show and wants that old thing back. Well, rumor has it, they’re getting back together and working it out. She’s clearly okay with being a statistic.
Rihanna and Drake – Rih Rih broke his little
vagina heart last year when she hit it and quit it and left 20 bucks on the nightstand. Then some months later they were seen on the scene running around Canada like they were back in love or at least chopping down again. We bet Drake got smitten with a new taste of that oldie but goodie.
Chris Brown and Rihanna – Breezy beat up Rih Rih. Then they went to a hideaway at one of Diddy’s house for a romantic weekend getaway. It caused so much fuss that they had to stay away from then on. But for a brief period, they seemed to be getting that old thang.
Kat Von D and Jesse James – They were engaged. Almost got married. Broke up. And they’re in love again. The whole situation is all kinds of effed up. But they deserve eachother. Enjoy it, kids.
Eminem and Kim – They had a lovely daughter together. But Em went and rapped about killing Kim. And even got a tattoo telling her to “rot in pieces”. But they tried to work it out. Got married and divorced a few times, too. This was that real drama!
Eric and Jennifer Williams – They finally called it caput, but she spent a whole few seasons of Basketball Wives torn between breaking up and keeping it together. It’s amazing what one glass of water to the face can do to a marriage.
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker – Before their most recent split, they had taken time apart a few times. Maybe they should have stayed broken up because it all ended so ugly. We bet they have a few more reunions left in their futures.