It’s been two and a half years since Rih-Rih and Breezy broke up. And they’ve each dated a few people since then. Which one had the highest quality tail? Let’s figure it out!
Rihanna’s been with everyone from Drake to baseball player Matt Kemp. And Breezy has had a parade of hot divas in his lap. Now it’s time to settle the score. Which one was able to upgrade? Or are they both just trying find a slot to fill while missing their true loves?
Matt Kemp – Kemp is an MLB hunk that Rih Rih seemed genuinely happy with. They took vacations together and hugged each other in public, seeming in love. But what do you care about? Oh, right, how hot he is. She definitely got a man that so many were pining over.
Drake – Drizzy chopped those cakes down during a one-night stand. And he totally fell madly in love. If anything this relationship showed us the power of Rih Rih’s poodinanny. We don’t blame Breezy for going crazy.
Justin Timberlake – He’s admittedly just an alleged chop downs. We’re not sure how true they are, but these guys are at least heartthrobs don’t you think? Timberlake is like the white Chris Brown minus the aggression and blue bow tie. Can’t go wrong with that.
Dudley O’Shaughnessy – Apparently Dudley Do Right is doing her right. Even if he just looks like a British Breezy. Upgrade or just a replacement? You think she looks at him and sees Chris? We wouldn’t be surprised. Now, On to Breezy’s choices.
Jasmine Sanders – Breezy has seemed to want to stay away from women with tons of fame since Rih Rih. Instead, he’s opted to go for beautiful low key ladies. We don’t blame him. Who needs all that drama? Jasmine is a gorgeous model that had all of Brown’s attention for a while.
Joanna Hernandez – Ew, Breezy. You can do better than this. We know you like to get yours, but just going at jumpoffs like Joanna isn’t the right move. Stay classy, dude.
Rhea – Breezy was chopping down Rhea back in early 2010 after his whole Rihanna incident started to die down a bit. They seemed to have fun with chopping down left and right. Good for them. Rhea is kind of a cutie, too.
Karrueche Tran – This model and dime was Breezy’s most recent lady. We don’t know what their status is now , but they seemed to have a good thing going for a while. We hope things haven’t ended between the two of them because they were pretty cute together.
Suelyn Medeiros – Yesterday, she was seen taken some goofy pics with Chris, but we’re not wholly sure what that means. We do know that taking goofy pics is his staple for new chop downs. Who knows?
So…with all the evidence, who had the best pieces of tale since the split? Rih Rih’s high-profile affairs or Breezy’s low key dimes? Sound off!