For all you people out there trying to get to the next level, just remember that you only have one chance to make a good first impression.
For you guys out there trying to get these ladies eating out of the palms of your hands, you have to sweep them off of their feet with a good first date. While there’s no perfect first date, there are some horrible ideas. Here are 10.
A Bar – They’re loud. They smell. And you might get into a fight. A bar is a good place for a hangout but for a real date? Your lady will get her hair done, but it’ll only come out smelling like smoke and booze. Plus, some guy is going to get drunk and hit on her. Next thing you know, you’re getting your a$$ kicked over some girl you barely know.
A Party – Again, you won’t be able to hear each other at all. At end of the night, you won’t know your date any better than when the date started. And what if they can’t dance?! It’s a wrap.
Religious Event – No, no, no! A million times, no! You have to be quiet and respectful. And that’s not how you are in real life. Imagine how prim and proper you have to be on a first date. Multiply that by 20 and you got a church date. No thanks.
High School Reunion – This is a nightmare. Your date won’t know anybody and everyone will be like “is this your wife?” or “how long have you been dating?” and the “is this your baby momma?” Those questions are always awkward.
Date With The Family – Dates are meant for one on one. Inviting your parents is the best way to kill a libido and have your date think you’re taking things way too seriously. Way to freak your date out.
Come To The Crib – Don’t invite your date for a home visit. This just screams “I’m not spending money on you, but I want those drawls”. And that’s the worst way to get a trip to pantytown. Trust us.
Shopping – Men in relationships hate shopping. It’s the worst, so why would he start a relationship off on the wrong foot? Plus, she might expect you to buy her that Gucci bag and you know you’re overdrawn on your account.
Strip Club – Yeah, this isn’t going to go well. Women only say they like strip clubs because they think it’s cool to say. In actuality, they hate them. And taking a woman to be around other naked women is a definite misstep.