Random Ridiculousness

Posted on November 7th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Pure Comedy, Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

Meet “Super Pear”. SMH. Someone tell ol’ girl all those chitlins hanging off her body are not cute.

Now that Obama will be the next President, it’s time for a war against obesity. This is a damn shame. This mess is just as bad as kids thinking it’s cool to want to be like Soulja Boy or Jeezy. Why is the “upper half” so damn small? Poor thang.

  • Lena

    *Jumps outta window into traffic gets ran over by city bus*

    DISGUSTING!!

    By the way her thighs and a$$ looks it seems like she got caught in a hail storm…all that hail damaged.

  • *QUIN*QUIN*

    AAHHHHHH!!!! OH MY GOT DAMN!!! This is the nastiest thing I’ve ever seen.

  • Book Worm

    lol @ Leona

  • yolawnda

    OMG, that can’t be real. please…

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    Top 10 Snitchez

  • http://thumbsnap.com/v/hJSxpF6W.jpg mz.cee

    *wrong*… Y’all need to check the other footage of all these humongous backs…

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    Two TIMEZ snithcez

  • MIXED

    OMG THIS IS BAAAAAAAAAAD I ALMOST THREW UP BUT THAT TOO MAY LOOK LIKE HER THIGHS YUCK MADNESS

  • i(heart)Talib.

    Ugh.

  • Book Worm

    Did you see the other big chick try to help her off the couch??? lmfao!

  • 6 Figgaz

    I feel for ol’ girl. She’s actually not a bad lookin’ lady in the face, but gotdayum there must be some dark, dank, musty, moldy areas in between them legs…

  • PURPPLE

    this is an AMAZING world because I cant even conceive how that is even possible. anything is possible i swear.

  • Anton Slizzardhands

    I need to stop drinking

  • Anton Slizzardhands

    **boip*

  • Aunt Viv

    Nothing cute or amusing about this AT ALL.

  • Nita

    some men like that.

    maybe the hottentot genes kicked in, and that’s why her lower body is different from her upper body proportion wise. maybe it is a tumor. i don’t know.

  • CAT EYES

    This disease is pretty common in the African and African American female community-its a form of elephantiasis that eventually restricts all blood flow to the legs.This could have been treated but it seems like these women think its cute.The sad part is that most women that have this untreated die due to lack of circulation.Notice how she can not even get up off the couch on her own?Its because her circulation is already very limited.

  • Shawne

    This is a disease not obesity. This is not funny…

  • Black Beauty

    I fell bad for this woman. This has got to be some kind of medical deformity. She can’t even walk or get off of a couch without assistance. You’ll see that when she tried to shake her ass, she damn near fell over. SMH

  • Chanel Shades

    I think that is called elephantiuses, like what the elephant man had. That is not just thickness that is a real disorder. Nasty ass woman.

  • Jay

    Honestly..im a size 14, 5’9, 40 DDD and i guess what you can consider a “big girl” but that video has made me want to starve myself…I cant even swallow the water i was drinking..now I dont believe in diets..but a lifestyle change is about to happen, cause that cant be me…wont be me…let me go pray..

  • leave it be..(i finally got some jelly beans) enjoying her Harvest bar

    my homeboy says,”those panties have got to be velcro tipped,aint no way she put them on the regular way!”

  • D@ Pop3

    OMG…

  • kenya

    i put on weight with my pregnancy and i sometimes i feel big, but this girl takes the cake….the whole damn cake. that butt needs it’s own zip code.

  • leave it be..(i finally got some jelly beans) enjoying her Harvest bar

    but i DO admire her confidence….thats what im supposed to say right?

  • Aunt Viv

    @ leave it be,

    “my homeboy says,”those panties have got to be velcro tipped,aint no way she put them on the regular way!”

    __________________________________________

    *DEAD*

  • J0EY BISHOP

    i got hard!

  • Ms. Smith

    Definately Elephantitis. Poor woman. I hope somebody out there views this video and offers her some kind of assistance to correct her problem. This is SERIOUS deformity.

  • *QUIN*QUIN*

    leave it be..(i finally got some jelly beans) enjoying her Harvest bar

    my homeboy says,”those panties have got to be velcro tipped,aint no way she put them on the regular way!”

    _____________________________________________

    ROTFL!!!

  • Anonymous3 – the fire sign

    thank you for someone mentioning that this woman has elephantitus however I have NEVER heard that it is pretty common in the Black community….clearly when your top is that much smaller than your bottom then this speaks to a medical condition….grow up people!!!

  • sickofitt

    WOW That is amazing. It is obviously a medical condition. There is no way she can gain all that way below the waist and above the waist stay so small. It must be really hard for her to do anything with all that. Poor child.

  • lisalisa

    This is not cute.She definately has elephantitis which is a disease. She definately needs treatment – death is inevitable.

  • Billy Blog Thorton

    P……………..U……………I bet that room smell like pure unadulterated sh!t. LMAO

  • Afiya – THIS IS A BRAND NEW DAY…WE DOIN’ IT IN A BRAND NEW WAY…CLIMB ABOARD!

    She look like she got a couple of trains stuck up her fat ass…dumb broad…instead of showing your damn ass show some mind skills…hoochie!

  • the_one

    I think she actually has a medical problem, like something is wrong with her lymph nodes. Seriously. She should have a doctor check that out.

  • Allison Mae

    It a medical condition and it amazes me that some people think its funny.

  • Lex

    This heffa trying to make elephantitis cute? I’m shocked and amazed. She doesn’t realize she’s diseased from the waist down? Tragic…. LMBO!

  • Afiya – THIS IS A BRAND NEW DAY…WE DOIN’ IT IN A BRAND NEW WAY…CLIMB ABOARD!

    It is a medical condition…instead of posing for the world…do something about it…and hell no it was not funny…it was pathetic!

  • sweet_lies

    elephantitis???

  • http://got2bghettob4u@netscape.net lwjr

    I hate to say it, but somebody’s lovin’ this as we speak…… just plain crazy.

  • Lady elle

    she must have elephantitis nothing else can explain this.

  • …have him making ME pancakes in the mornin’

    super pear? hmmmmm….

    thats why i don’t eat fruit. smh.

  • Mrs T in DC

    How did this happen?

  • Aunt Viv

    It’s just unfortunate…

  • HAMMA TIME

    I agree that she definitley has some type of “condition”.The not so funny part is she is on mercedesbbw.com or somethign to that effect. and there are LLLLLLLLLOOOOOTTTSSSS of women on there like this who think that they are bootylicious. not realizing that when you that big you dont have a big azz necessarily. you just have a big body…but i digress… check out for yourselves..cuz there are mad dudes who hit that site and luv it!!!!

  • Brie

    I hope she gets that checked out… I remember hearing about a condition like that on Dateline or something where a woman’s legs swole up something CRAZY, but since she was obese too, they figured it was something to do w/ that and found out it wasn’t… :(

  • Able to leap tall what?

    Damn! I feel like I just arrived to the party and the first thing I see is this woman wearing the same outfit as me!! I’m going home now!!!

  • jo

    I THOUGHT IT WAS A ‘FAT SUIT’ {A JOKE} IS IT???? I’M NOT GOING TO MAKE FUN, LIKE OTHERS HAVE SAID’ IT’S MEDICALLY RELATED…>>>> HOWEVER… A CONDITION AS THIS SHOULD NOT BE DISPLAYED OR VIEWED TO THE PUBLIC IF YOUR MEDICAL CONDITION IS CAUSING THAT MUCH DAMAGE TO POSSIBLY YOUR HEALTH, UNLESS SHE LIKES THE NEGATIVE ATTENTION AND COMMENTS SHE RECEIVES…..

  • Paula

    THAT SH** IS NASTY…. NASTY….NASTY… NO CLASS AT ALL!!!!

  • Able to leap tall what?

    @ Nikki Underwood – Thanks for asking that question about Sara Baartman. I was not aware of the history but I have seen the picture of Baartman with a child standing on her ass. Beause of your question I did some research. I also listened to a radio blog on Hottentot Venus, Video Vixens & The Modern Day Black Man’s Fixation with Large Back Sides. Baartman’s story is truly a sad one and there is a lot of truth in what the article said about how Black men perceive woman’s butts even today. I guess that is why this woman would allow herself to be exploited in her condition. Regerdless of how it may turn some off; it will also garner the attention of some men (sick but true!)

  • Hannibal (OBAMA 08′, YES WE CAN)

    WHAT IN THE DIABETIC HELL IS THIS…

  • http://anonymous66@hotmail.com oshie the trailer park ho

    Quinn Quinn shut yo drun behind up>

  • http://anonymous66@hotmail.com oshie the trailer park ho

    paula you shut yo face up too only me and my horse twin can say that>

  • da darkness

    girl shake that booty meat.

  • nicaw

    Elephantiasis is definitely a real disease. There is no specific, reliable treatment for this.

    I realize this is a gossip site but is it necessary to be so cruel? Especially if you don’t plan on being informed? Or, are the cruel, mean-spirited remarks a by-product of the initiators own unremarkable choices in life?

  • http://got2bghettob4u@netscape.net lwjr

    To Able to leap tall what?:

    Think about it this way. The definition of beauty holds different images for different groups of men. Just as some groups can look at bony, no shape women and think that is the epitome of a fine woman, the lens of beauty can extend to the other range of the spectrum. If we were truly socially constructed in every way, we would like only one type of shape in a woman. Remember, we are still created naturally and nature produces just as many anomalies as it does norms (it normal is a term that can be applied in nature).

  • Micaroni715

    This is random ridiculousness to the extreme. The is so disgusting.

  • Blah

    “I feel for ol’ girl. She’s actually not a bad lookin’ lady in the face, but gotdayum there must be some dark, dank, musty, moldy areas in between them legs…”

    LMFAOOO!!!

    I don’t wanna laugh at this though I think she has a problem it really disturbed me I actually started rocking backwards and forwards. I mean I didn’t…

    BUT WTF IS THIS??!!! I JUST CAN’T COMPREHEND.

  • Able to leap tall what?

    Thanks again! If it is healthy for us to learn at least one new thing each day, I just filled my quota today! I am going to clown now!! LOL

  • marie

    OMG, is this a joke. I definetely think that this video was photoshopped because there is no way her top would be that small. I am concerned because if that is real she is not going to be able to walk very soon. Please someone help ole girl

  • Margo

    *crickets*

  • Drea

    There goes my lunch! *throws up*

  • Nikki

    poor thing, she can’t even move.

  • Shatavia

    This is SLACK and HIDEOUS She needs to have that stuff removed. I bet she get checks on the 1st and 3rd ( SSI, Disability and food-stamps you know the card) of every month so she is going to keep looking like elephant-man upside down.

  • Karen

    That can’t be her real body.

    Must be the type of prosthetics they used on Eddie Murphy for Rasputia in Norbit.

  • UUUUGHH!!!

    What the hell?! Does she have ELEPHANTITIS or something?

  • Miss Dee

    OH…MY…GOD!!!

    1. How the hell do you get like that???

    2. Is she at a photo shoot???

    3. How the hell do you get like that???

    4. Does she really think that’s cute???

    She can’t even walk!!!

  • Green Grass

    Well she clearly is doing this to get some surgeon out there to offer her free surgery

  • *MiSsUndersto0d*

    umm..wha in da BLOATED HELL wuz dat?? datz not cute, itz a deformity!! and y da fuk her “boy shortz” look like curtainz??!! *smmfh*!

  • MRSZ.SWAGGETTA

    NiKKi UNDERW00D

    YEAH i’VE HEARD 0F HER T00! THAT iSZ JUST SAD BUT THiS HERE, iSZ H0RRiBLE && SHE WANTS T0 BE PUT 0UT THERE LiKE THiS, MAYBE THiS BR0AD NEEDS T0 L00K HER UP, AS WELL AS A D0CT0R!

  • Good N Wise

    I’ve seen women like this in real life. It is physically possible.

  • Bob

    Honestly, she got mad cakes and I would at least try to beat once to see how it feels lol

  • The Bear (I bleed swagger) My dog is STILL GIDDY as hell about Obama’s victory

    Mercedes!!!!!! What the hell is that ish!!!??????

    Girl you need to be banned from the internet for this one.

  • texascutie

    She needs to see a doctor!!

  • MyCopperDeuce

    That poor woman has some sort of deformity and you dumb asses don’t have the sense to do anything but make fun of it. You need to check your history of the woman called Hottentot Venus and find out how a woman who had this same problem was turned into a circus freak and suffered her whole life because of it.

    Now in terms of a was on obesity because Obama is in office. I say declare a war on people who make themselves feel better by criticizing other people first. Remember, just because you’re not fat, doesn’t mean we wouldn’t be sickened to find out the things that you do behind closed doors.

  • http://myspace/chunkstar ChunkStarr

    Okay… thanks for the lesson above^!! We laugh at these people because they are making them selves look foolish!! CASE IN POINT home chick with those big as thighs thinking she cute!! She put that on the web for a reason… So we can observe her… freak show (maybe not) FOOLISH (definitely)

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals rented the last room–scratchy towels and all!!!!!!!!

    I wanna know where she found underwear that size.

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals rented the last room–scratchy towels and all!!!!!!!!

    OK. I can play devils advocate here. If she does have a deformity, why would she take pictures like that. It seems to me (scrolling back up to look again) that the picture is taken at home or in a comfortable setting–almost as if it was a pleasure shot.

    People would probably harbor more sympathy if it was taken in some type of medical facility.

    I’m just saying.

  • vee vee

    That looks fake—like the bottom of a fat-suit. Look at how small her arms are in comparison with her legs. Even an obese person will have much bigger arm size.

  • Dominique=Maxwell Fan♥

    Is that real…?

    Kind of looks fake, atleast I hope it’s fake.

  • Shamzy

    YO…I BET SHE HASNT CHANGED THEM DRAWZ FOR AGES!!! CAN SHE REALLY FIND HER VAJAYJAY?!?!? DAMNNN!!

  • nessa

    she must have elephantitis

  • yeah

    @ MyCopperDeuce

    uhhh…. I don’t think people are making fun of the fact that she has some type of illness. I think “we” are disgusted by the fact that she is on camera and posing with her butt tooted up in the air like that’s cute. Yes, sad if she does have a medical condition, but don’t be posing like that as if it’s cute??? Does this medical condition affect your brain or process of thinking? Uhh… my point exactly.

  • Mahogany

    You know it seems like someone is “directing” or at least telling her the different positions to pose. She is probably taking these photos in order to get help. She did not seem to be “showing off”. I hope she gets the help she needs.

  • Mahogany

    It appears that someone is “directing” or at least giving her advice on how to pose for these picures. She is probably taking these shots in preparation for or in an attempt to get help. I do not think that she is “showing off”. Look at the video not with a critical eye, but as a source of information. I hope she gets the help she needs.

  • Faraj

    Who’s that hippopotamus wearing a blue napkin and a shoelace?

  • about it

    If this is a deformity, she needs to deal with it medically.

    If this is morbid obesity, she won’t have to worry, soon her legs will be amputated due to diabetes.

  • STRIVIN

    She obviously has tumors all over her lower body. It’s usually attributed to a condition called lymphedema, fluid retention caused by a compromised lymphatic system or elephantiasis. She will be in a wheelchair in 3 months if she doesn’t do something about it; instead of flaunting this ish on You Tube!

  • Encyclopedia Brown

    Gross

  • BKLYNZ OWN

    HER LOWER BODY LOOKS LIKE COLD OAT MEAL

  • Playlist

    LMAO @ COLD OATMEAL

  • chai

    To: Angel Lola Luv; Kim Kardashian; Coco; and all the rest of you fake “ass” skanks

    This is exactly what will happen to you if you abuse the steriods for your ass. Stop using steroid injections for your ass and go to self esteem therapy. Just stop the Madness people, PLEASE!!!

  • Necy(aka) Obama girl

    that is fu**ing GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

  • CrooklynQueen

    She was probably misdiagnosed for being “fat”, just like a lot of people on this site seem to think, and her medical provider may not have cared enough to do the proper testing and said in the earlier stages, “oh, you’re just overweight. Exercise and diet should help” and she got tired of hearing it when nothing got better…

    this advanced stage of lymphedema could lead to cancer (lymphangiosarcoma) or if she gets an infection, her compromised lymphatic system may not be able to fight it and she could become seriously ill or die.

    I hope there’s a doctor somewhere out there who will diagnose and treat her condition before it’s too late.

  • B. Breezy

    I was speechless. I agree with CrooklynQueen, she doesn’t have an obesity problem. She needs to go and get checked in a hurry before she loses her life while these people are profiting off her and she thinks it looks ok

  • I Said A Damn!

    That woman ain’t got no elephantitis of the leg, although she is prone to gaining weight on the bottom. She definitely need to go to the doctor quick. This is really not a laughing matter. I know the doctor can’t keep continuously telling her she’s obese. Her backside looks kind of flat like it molded to the shape of the couch.

    She needs surgery and prayer.

  • jaz

    how is she still alive?!?

  • dark cable

    I’m gonna be sick….

  • Always Classy

    WOW! It’s not funny @ all. Why would she pretend that it’s okay. I felt bad for her looking @ this. Wow!

  • m.d.

    is this real? please tell me it’s not…i refuse to believe it…she couldn’t stand up straight or take two steps! *dead*

  • Wife

    BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    this is the most disturbing, disgusting site I have ever seen!!

    put down the chicken and biscuits! please!!!!!!

  • JR

    i would beat it, but i wouldnt eat it lol!

  • shocked

    and she seriously thinks that’s cute? i mean seriously? that is unhealthy. she can’t even get up on her own coz her thighs are too fat. and she still thinks that’s cute?

  • wow

    oh my effing god!!!!!!!!!!!! I never post on this site but this is effin ridiculous, a freak of nature that I do not understand at all. God bless and help that woman *shaking my damn head*

  • ERGH

    simply DISGUSTING!!

  • Bru

    This may not be elephantiasis after all. This could be one of the many horror stories of people who have had the gastric bypass surgery and only the upper half got smaller. You have to remember that by looking at her, you’re comparing/contrasting her upper half to her lower half; so it looks ridiculously big. However, there are a lot of big women who are that size on the bottom, with a top to match. So, she could just be big and the surgery didn’t take as expected. That’s one of the risks.

    - Bru

  • thatbrutha

    Take her out back and put her down.

  • http://merbbw wesley

    ill hit it big girls need love too lol…………..

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