When Stupid Humans Get Attacked: Man Gets Jumped By Spider Monkeys After Swimming Into Their Zoo Cage

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Man Attacked By Spider Monkeys After Attempting To Play With Them In Their Zoo Cage

People clearly don’t give alcohol enough credit for being a helluva drug too.

Mechanic Joao Leite dos Santos tells Globo TV he was drunk when he jumped into the water separating the spider monkeys from the public at the Sorocaba zoo near Sao Paulo on Sunday.

The network aired amateur video of the shirtless man being mobbed by at least six monkeys and screaming in pain as they bit him. He freed himself and was treated for bites on his hands and arms.

SMH, you big dummy!

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