Demi Moore Announces End Of Her Marriage To Ashton Kutcher

And another one…

After all these weeks of not talking about the lil’ blond floozy in the room, Demi Moore issued a statement this afternoon announcing that her marriage is officially a wrap.

“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton,” Moore said in statement released by her publicist today. “As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.”

Welp. You can’t say they didn’t try though… unlike another publicly messy couple.

Last weekend, the estranged spouses sought refuge in a surprising venue: Moore’s ex-husband Bruce Willis’ vacation home in Turks and Caicos. “They had to get away,” a source tells the new Us Weekly, on stands Friday. “Ashton’s tweeting [about Penn State] was the last straw.”

Really? Yeah, that probably made her realize how much of a liar he is… you know, claiming to know nothing about a child sex scandal 2-3 days in, even though you’re “an advocate in the fight against child sexual exploitation”.

And so, we offer you, yet another stroll down memory lane to the days when it was all good. SMH