Random Ridiculousness: Skinny Man Desperate To Get His Obese Wife Back After She Divorced Him Now Weighs 728lbs…”I Miss Our Sex”

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pauline potter and alex

Wow, love sure is blind!

Weighing a gut-busting 728 lbs, Pauline Potter had given up hope that she would ever find love. After getting divorced three years ago, she gorged away and gained a whopping 280 lbs. Pauline, 47, became so fat that she was unable to move. Her son Dillon, 19 — who is overweight himself at 252 lbs. — became her carer, doing everything from cooking meals to bathing his mom. But when she won the Guinness World Record as the heaviest woman on the planet earlier this year, ex-husband Alex could not resist her and they have rekindled their romance.

Alex, 46, just 140 lbs, said: “She can’t walk, dress herself or even go to the toilet on her own — but I’m desperate to be her lover and caretaker again. “Plus I miss our sex life. Pauline could be 980 lbs. and we’d still have sex every single day because it’s that good. “It was the biggest mistake of my life letting Pauline go and it’s taken her gaining weight and becoming the world’s heaviest woman to realize how much I still love her.”

Pauline Potter And Ex-Husband Alex

He is certainly not disappointed in the bedroom. He added: “Despite what some may think, Pauline is great in bed. She’s better than any other woman I’ve ever slept with. “Within the first day of being back together we had sex six times in 24 hours.

“Even though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than I do, we’re able to position her body to make sex enjoyable for both of us. It’s really dangerous for us to have sex because at any moment the bed could collapse and one or both of us could be seriously injured or even killed from the impact.” Pauline, who admits Alex does most of the work in the bedroom, said: “It also helps that I did gymnastics until I was 12 so I’m very limber.”

Ummmm….No comment and any of this!

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