Faking It

Posted on November 8th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Keri Hilson, News, Someone We Actually Like

Posted by Bossip Staff

Keri Hilson knows exactly what to do in the bedroom:

For a woman to feel her best, her man has to support her.” A statement Hilson says goes both ways, even in the bedroom. “Sometimes you have to feed the male ego.” “Men think they know when we’re faking it, but they have no idea. I know girls who are really good at it, and the men have no clue.”

There’s no blaming Keri or any other ladies for faking it sometimes. If the new episode of Desperate Housewives is coming on in 15 minutes and your bust-it-boy needs his “medicine,” you really don’t have any other options.

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  • Chief

    2nd!!!

  • Ok, but I don’t do Tall buildings or Speeding bullets!

    Fakin it huh? That’s OK!

  • Encyclopedia Brown

    Who is this braud?

  • Dr. Winkie

    why women so shady? well, the next time i last for under 20 minutes because of a game, she better not complain.

  • cnn

    this is what we call TALENT… the girl can really sing good not like rihanna. iam sure in barbados there are a lot of other girls who can sing like Keri and not rihanna…

  • Dizzy McElroy

    Keri should of kept this to herself

  • Lacombe Redbone (Let’s Talk About Hate, Cause I Get Alot Of That!!)

    Well…..she ain’t lying!!! lol

  • arionie

    u got that right she aint lol

  • sickofitt

    Nope she aint lying. Sometimes you don’t even have to fake and he thinks he killing it. LOL. If men only knew how many women faked it.

  • Lacombe Redbone (Let’s Talk About Hate, Cause I Get Alot Of That!!)

    Lol@sickofitt!!

    …and they think we’re the dumb ones! :lol:

  • Ok, but I don’t do Tall buildings or Speeding bullets!

    HONEST QUESTION: Do women also fake it if their lover is another WOMAN?

  • DR. CARPENTER

    DEFINITELY TRUE.. LOL. I KNOW I ALWAYS DO.. LOL.

    SAD, BUT TRUE. SMH :(

  • http://lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/The Platinum Vocals!!!

    Why fake it?? You’re just cheating yourself!!!

    Tell that mufukka– IMPROVE OR MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/The Platinum Vocals!!!

    And hurry up and finish yo bidness and get the hell out so I can roll over and get my snacks from the nightstand and smoke me a cigarette!!

  • http://lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/The Platinum Vocals!!!

    And make sure you getcho crusty ass, rolled up socks!

    I can’t have them stankan things in my house!

  • Sydney

    Sometimes a woman has to do what a woman has to do.

    It’s really not that hard. Meg Ryan faked a grat orga*m in When Harry Met Sally. :)

  • http://lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/The Platinum Vocals!!!

    No you can’t lay down for an extra 15 minutes!!!

    Get ta gettin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sydney

    *great*

    LOL @ Diva

    Happy Saturday!

  • http://lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/The Platinum Vocals!!!

    Hi Sydney!

    I’m out guys!

    See ya in a few!!!

  • Ok, but I don’t do Tall buildings or Speeding bullets!

    @ BISEXUAL FREAK – Thanks for answering the question, but is that the ONLY reason a person would fake an orgasm; because their lover did not know what they were doing? Maybe it just a case of not being into it but your partner is, so you accomodate them, secretly hoping they will huury up! If that were the case, I would think that women fake on women also!! Not a woman, so I can only speculate.

  • Lacombe Redbone (Let’s Talk About Hate, Cause I Get Alot Of That!!)

    LMAO@1TruDiva…You a mess, girl!! :lol:

    …Hey Sydney and Superman! ((waving))

  • http://myspace.com/toolive4urcrew Katherine

    We all do it. It’s not that whoever we’re with isn’t good, just sometimes they’re in the mood and we aren’t..or we have something else that we gotta do, so to speed the process up we just improvise a little. NO big deal unless you’re doing it all the time..if that’s the case then you or your partner isn’t doing their job in the bedroom

  • Ok, but I don’t do Tall buildings or Speeding bullets!

    @ Lacombe Redbone – Top of the Morning to you!

    @ Katherine – Sounds about right to me!

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    Top 30 LeeCHEz

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    Lacombe you are ugly as sin

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    1TruDiva are you related to Creole Baby?

  • Lacombe Redbone (Let’s Talk About Hate, Cause I Get Alot Of That!!)

    Lacombe you are ugly as sin

    *************************

    …said the pot to the kettle!!

    LMMFAO :lol:

  • Lacombe Redbone (Let’s Talk About Hate, Cause I Get Alot Of That!!)

    …What?? you don’t like my necklaces??

  • Sydney

    Hey Lacombe!

    My, you do look lovely today, lol. Is that a new shade of blonde?

  • roosevelt taylor

    she look hella good

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    I don’t like anything about YOU

  • geico lizard

    i know guys who have faked it and i have even faked it. some guys as they get older it takes longer to finish so they wanted to watch a game or something so they faked it to get over with. guys masturbate so much its not really a big deal to finish or not with their woman. i dont think the married woman above should have cheated on her husband with another woman she should have told her husband she wasnt satisfied. i think most of the women commenting must be under 35 because older women dont play games like that in bed they get down to business but younger women have a lot to learn like why fake it when you can work harder and get yours too. thats why these older women keep scooping these young guys.

  • Lacombe Redbone (Let’s Talk About Hate, Cause I Get Alot Of That!!)

    Sydney… why, yes it is! lol Thanx! :lol:

    Thriller…that’s too bad cause i like you!

    **I wanna rock yo world**

  • BISEXUAL FREAK

    @ Geico Lizard>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Of course the majority of women on this website are under 35. I’m 25.. If I saw my Granny on here or my 60 year old mama.. I’d be like.. ????

    Shouldn’t you be preparing to teach your Sunday School lesson tomorrow?????

    Also.. If you’re older than 35 Geico.. Perhaps you should be doing something more appropriate for your age and more constructive with your time Brotha! :)

  • DR. CARPENTER

    :)

  • Not Me

    I have never faked it and never will. Why should I allow the man to think that He made me orgasm when he didn’t. That makes me unsatisfied and him content about his performance. If I am not satisfied I refuse to fake it.

  • NOLYINGHERE

    IT MUST BE TOO HOT TO HANDLE, BUT I DON”T MIND THE FAKING!!— I JUST WANT TO BE THERE!!!!

  • Lacombe Redbone (Let’s Talk About Hate, Cause I Get Alot Of That!!)

    Hey Blade! :wink:

  • Lacombe Redbone (Let’s Talk About Hate, Cause I Get Alot Of That!!)

    I’m good, Blade :) ….and yes i fake it sometimes….hell, i’m married!! lmao

  • The Truth and nothing but…

    Daywalker – You sound like a conceited asshole!

  • PURPPLE

    such a sad state of affairs cause I NEVA fake it..havn’t had a need too!

    Thats the best pic ive seen of Keri..hair,makeup and dress is bangin..jacket 2

  • PURPPLE

    lol@1trudiva

  • The Truth and nothing but…

    @ 1Trudiva – Might wanna look into another partner love!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals rented the last room–scratchy towels and all!!!!!!!!

    @ Rodney–

    No. At least–not that I know of!

    Lol!!!!!!!

    @ Hot sauce–

    BEHAVE!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!!!!!!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals rented the last room–scratchy towels and all!!!!!!!!

    ROTFLMAO @ “yogasm”

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals rented the last room–scratchy towels and all!!!!!!!!

    @ you–

    You forgot one that WE’RE FAMOUS for–

    “Baby, yours is the biggest I eve…..!”

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • CJ

    I think this is the importance of abstenance untill marriage. That way they grow together sexually and women don’t have to seek women. Their is nothing wrong with a couple seeking educational classes. People have all this junk with them because they think they are not being satisfied. The problem is they are relating sex with an emotion or feeling from a past relationship that they inately miss and the partner that resembles the past can satisfy them sexually. It is usually not a performance issue with you it’s a mental game. Thats why I choose to wait for the right girls so she won’t be hopping on no dyke ish!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals rented the last room–scratchy towels and all!!!!!!!!

    Famous lines from women–

    1. “I DO like your mother”.

    2. “He’s yours. He looks just like you”.

    3. “He’s just a friend”.

    4. “I love your car”.

    5. “The fact that you live in your mother’s basement is OK”.

  • CJ

    If it is performance then get it str8 i’m pretty sure their is a lot of info out their to help out. If your girl wants you to improve I’m sure she is willing to practice with you untill you get it right. Onceagain its always these dykes who want to bash men so they can secretly steal our women away. Guys it is time to put it down on your ladies whateva it takes do it! Stop sleeping around become monogomous get married it probably would improve by that alone!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals rented the last room–scratchy towels and all!!!!!!!!

    Famous lines from men–

    1. “I was with Curtis nem”.

    2. “I had left my cellphone in the car”.

    3. “I don’t know how she got my number”.

    4. “I promise”.

    5. “I love you, too”.

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals rented the last room–scratchy towels and all!!!!!!!!

    @ Tall Buildings & Speeding Bullets!–

    Lol!!!!!!!!!

    You got me there!!!

    Lol!!!!!!!!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals rented the last room–scratchy towels and all!!!!!!!!

    OK. OK!!!!!!

    MORE famous lines from men–

    1. “Damn girl, you look good as hell”.

    2. “That’s my cousin”.

    3. “I was looking at her but thinking ’boutchu!”

    4. “If you don’t believe me, call Curtis”.

    5. “She’s just a friend”.

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals rented the last room–scratchy towels and all!!!!!!!!

    Lol @ 1, 2, and 3.

    LMAO @ 4 and 5.

    ROTFLMAO @ 7.

    Dead @ 8!!!!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals rented the last room–scratchy towels and all!!!!!!!!

    Famous lines from BOTH–

    1. “I was gonna call you…..”

    2. “You’re the only one”

    3. “You want me to WHAT?????? I’ve never done that!!”

    4. “See, what had happened was……”

    5. “They’re not MY condoms!! My friends stay playin jokes on me”.

  • you

    so as you can tell both men and women fake it:)

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals rented the last room–scratchy towels and all!!!!!!!!

    The ultimate famous line from a woman to a man—

    “Does Magnums have a bigger size ’cause baby, THAT one’s too small for you!”

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

    **gasping for air**

    **turning blue**

    ____________________FLATLINED_______________________

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals rented the last room–scratchy towels and all!!!!!!!!

    @ you–

    I was just having a little fun!

    But you are correct!!!

  • you

    girls shouldnt fake it,it will hurt the guys feelings if he ever finds out haha…..(sarcasim)

  • you

    thanks for the fun 1true diva!!!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals rented the last room–scratchy towels and all!!!!!!!!

    You’re welcome, hun!!!!

    Have a good one!

  • Nita

    is that a wig? whatever it is, it doesn’t fit her face, to me.

  • DR.FUNK

    If you can never really know when she’s faking it or not…should you care?

  • X

    That’s interesting. I personally prefer to satisfy my woman. Most of the guys I know do. We all know that if we don’t some other dude is willing to try.

    Guys who do not satisfy thier women usually don’t keep them!

  • DR.FUNK

    @X:

    You’re putting waay too much thought into this.Whenever women say things like what Ms. Hilson is quoted as saying…they are clearly in GENDER WAR mode.I might add that women who know what they like about sex are more quickly bored by it and more needy of variety than men.All your good lovin’ is no guarantee of monogamy.

  • BE

    Dr. Funk – Yea, I think Keri was talking to someone in particular, this is how women fight men…strike their ego!

  • DR.FUNK

    @BE

    Exactly.

  • DR.FUNK

    BTW – Ms. Hilson:

    Feel free to fall into a gym & get me some definition in those thighs.;->

  • shabazz

    wow, as if being a D-list singer was not bad enough she’s also clueless on how to handle the media, as shown when she co-hosted 106 & Park and with stupid little comments like this one. Although it sounds like I’m hating, she’s gorgeous and always well styled, someone should tell her some things are just better left unsaid.

  • spring

    You’re putting waay too much thought into this.Whenever women say things like what Ms. Hilson is quoted as saying…they are clearly in GENDER WAR mode.I might add that women who know what they like about sex are more quickly bored by it and more needy of variety than men.All your good lovin’ is no guarantee of monogamy.

    totally agree with you, i think the ppl from ^**^*SUgar baby MEET.c om ^*^*^* will be more interested in ur comment…..lololol

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

    sweet n sour n raspberry v, we are still in the house baby, much love.

  • MBWS

    so let me get this straight…you ladies are faking because…..? lol i’m confused….lol

  • Oshie’s Weekend Madness

    @ roosevelt: that sounds like a yeast infection, fwiw…

  • http://n/a Txhustla15

    @Daywalker -

    If you want to make sure she’s not faking it, Look into: “Stacking female orgasms”. It will change yo life!

    Or get your book game up on tantra , after that its game over when you get that mastered.

    @FURIOUZ STYLEZ – im still dying from bubble gum and coochie hairs

  • http://n/a Txhustla15

    Daywalker(Beat tha Pu@@y up, beat tha pu@@y up!)- Yeah no doubt, I remb laughin with my ex while back the first time after getting that down. Looked like she been running NYC marathon had to tap out..

  • SINGLE PARENTS FOR OBAMA!!! OBAMA STAN~♥~*¨¨**♦Check my page~♥~*¨¨**♦ myspace.com/ablaznbeauti

    I love her style. She stands out ..not blend in with the rest. do your thing girl. I’m totally digging the hair. Cute 5 inch heeled boots would kill that outfit.

  • Always Classy

    Why fake it? That’s not fair for him to get his and I don’t. Plus a real man will make sure she gets hers!

  • Oshie’s Weekend Madness

    @ txhustla: You talk a good game, wish I was there to have it shown to me. Tee hee.

  • http://n/a Txhustla15

    @ txhustla: You talk a good game, wish I was there to have it shown to me. Tee hee.

    Yeah Im all about results , Austin is the place to be things are always better in Texas.

  • PeopleSay The Darndest Things

    @ MrS. Pharrell Williams:i think its funny a virgin said its dumb to fake it! lol…how would you know?!?!? when you get some then we can talk….

  • balaramesh

    keri “MURKED” that dress.

    now, she needs to make better music for herself. that wayne song es muy mal.

  • CAT EYES

    If the woman has to fake it,she’s with the wrong man!!!!!!

  • Yes I Said It

    Fella’s, if your woman has to fake it you’re doing something wrong.

    My wife never has to fake it. And yes, I know this for sure. I’ll just leave it at that.

  • SEATTLE

    SO LADIES YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A DUDE 12INCH AND THE WIDTH WAS 3INCH ROUND….YOU CAN’T FAKE THAT, UNLESS YOUR JUST SLOPPY LOOSE, LIKE AFTER HAVING A BABY SLOPPY LOOSE.

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