Awww Poor Babies: The NBA Lockout Has Caused “Escort Services” Profits To Go Down

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Looks like hoes are going to have to find something else to do with themselves.

CNBC did a story on the economic impact of the NBA lockout and one particular excerpt stood out:

A 30 percent decline seems to be the magic number, even for Henry, who runs an escort service in New York that he says charges between $400 and $4,000 an hour, depending on the woman.

Henry says he takes between 65 and 80 percent of the total cut to match the players and other high-profile fans, who are with the client an average of four hours.

“There are replacements but they aren’t as consistent and not nearly as high paying,” Henry said.

So those hockey players aren’t giving up the bread to get a little piece? Well, either these hoes need to lower their prices or hit up the GED offices to get things poppin’ until the lockout is over and they can safely return to their ho activities. Damn shame.

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