Dayuuumm…Joran van der Sloot is living that life up in the Miguel Castro prison in Lima, Peru:
Joran van der Sloot, the man still suspected of murdering disappeared American student Natalee Holloway in Aruba, has filed a lawsuit against authorities with the Chilean and Peruvian government as well as Richard Flores, the father of a second murder victim whom van der Sloot is suspected of slaying. Van der Sloot’s suit, which seeks $10 million in damages, alleges that the defendants violated his human rights as he was investigated for the murder of Stephany Flores.
Wow…Joran is also getting it in in his jail cell with drug dealing hookers:
“Joran was given permission to leave his cell to buy a soda from an inmate shop in an adjoining wing, where convicted foreign prisoners are housed,” a source told the ENQUIRER. “There he met a woman who regularly visits another inmate to have sex and bring him drugs after the guards have been bribed to look the other way. The guard became suspicious when he saw Joran whisper in the woman’s ear, then slip her money before strolling back to his own cellblock.”
“A Few minutes later, the guard saw the woman walk in the same direction. He followed her at a discreet distance – and watched her step inside Joran’s cell. Before they could begin having sex, the guard burst in and broke up the party. When the guards subdued Joran, they looked under the bed and found packets of kush and a powerful hallucinogenic yayo base that users use. The woman confessed she sold the drugs to him.”
Just recently, a new prison boss revelaed that he’d caught Joran living in a “golden cell” – filled with luxuries he’d been allowed to buy. Including a brand new, 32-inch LCD TV.
Okay, Joran! SMH.
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