If Beyonce is fierce then who is SASHA ?

she looks weird

I am really looking forward to Beyonce mania for some reason…

Hey I guess I Love Bey now!!

More like FREAK. Besides, I have no time for this. I am into our next President and family going to the white house.

Cant say she more concerned with lookin cute than performing. These pics prove that isht.

People are so crazy, she is performing SL and was captioned at a particular shot and this is what they posted (Freak).

But I know Mrs. Carter killed the performance though.. She looks like she was working it out!!

This is just beyond corny….

o boy

beyonce is becoming ridiculous,

she looks tacky

she has no class, seems like she is tryin

too much,

she need to act her age, she trying too much to

out play the princess riri ….

and she wants to volunteeer to perform for the president elect Mr.Obama …please

wow…she looks very JANET 1993ish from the waist up….i know she killed the performance

While I’m not feeling the straight out of the pack hair or the performance outfit, I do love those gold shoes.

*sigh* Here we go with the RiRi comparisons

beyonce is OVERRATED!

man, i would love for those funbags to pop out and the hair swinging in my face while she’s on top of me….

um okay

She looks like a damn fool! Can’t stand her or anything she does!

get’em bey!but hte outfit is a mess

Bey is my girl but im not feelin this get up—but thats my chick tho(no homo) and here we go with the hatin, if u dont have time for these post…then y post?? clowns

yo, who in the hell said that Bey is trying to be like Rihanna??? where do you see that at in the pic??? that’s right idiots, you DON’T see it….I guess Bey got it on lock like that, the fact that Rihanna Stans feel as they have to bring her up in an article about Bey. Guess what guys, it’s room at the top for two….and to be honest, Bey is way more talented than Rihanna, and yall know it. say that she isnt, and i’ll slap you in the mouth with “sasha fierce” cd….

Beyonce, go and sit down somewhere!!! The black community id delighted to have positive educated wonderful role models like the Obamas.

I am tired of your boring colourless self….always wanting to be the center of attention….. please go away!!!

i mean the outfit haha silly me!

go girl!

kahmillion,

I thought I was the only one that felt this way. I try to hold my peace because people are quick to call someone a hater. To be honest I do not want to see her perform at the inaguration, she knows everyone will be watching and she just wants to be seen.

Morning All. I don’t know what B’s trying to accomplish with this get-up…looks odd.

You can enjoy this.I know the first and largest dating site for Cougars and Young Men … SugarMommyMatch.C o m … where cougars and young men seeking love!

What in da “Janet Jackson meets Spainiard bull fighter” is goin on with this shyt?

come n slap me yo talley whatever. riri is talented n i like her as a performer!maybe u shud bring urself here n show me what u got!stop comparing her n bey they both do their thang right n they do it differently yo jst stop that $***!period!

maaaaaaaaan!get a life

SHe looks like Janet Jackson in these photos….and I am tired of that silly glove she keeps wearing…

leave ‘em alone!haha

how could i forget YEAH RAVENS BOOOOO TEXAS 41-13..GO RAVENS!

Where is NIKKI NIK and why isn’t she top tier?

Those tights do nothing for her shape….

She looks old.

Why does it look like she’s been rockin a diaper these days?

WHERE ARE HER FRICHEN HIPS?

Crazy what happens when she don’t have on a belt, bare her midriff or have that waist cinched in like all hell.

Those clothes look terrible together as well as the pack weave. What’s wrong with her midsection- why is it so wide? By the way I have those boa skin lame pants from American Apparel and please believe they don’t make me look wide like that-in fact they look bomb baby lol. Pregnant maybe? If so congrats, Bee.

So can we expect over 300+ comments about how much people are sick and tired of being sicked and tired of beyonce?

PS: Just becuz we elected Barack Obama doesnt mean the world has ended. All this I dont have time for X,Y,Z becuz Obama and his family are going to the white house is crap. His election is serious but so not that serious.

Stop hating!!!!!!!

good mornin’ all…

i think she looks crazy, but it was prolly a good performance…

SHe looks like Janet Jackson in these photos….and I am tired of that silly glove she keeps wearing…

Brilliant,totally agree with u!!I know the first and largest dating site for Cougars and Young Men … Sugar Mommy Match.C o m … where cougars and young men seeking love!

She looks unbeweaveable!

hot tranny mess.

FLOP.

…..>>> SHE’S TOTALLLY OUT OF HER COMFORT ZONE!!!! WHY SHE GET MARRIED AND THEN TRY AND GET BUCK WILD??? DON’T KNOW WHY SHE TRYNA CHANGE HER IMAGE OR FASHION SENSE?? COULD IT BE SOLANGE ON THE SCENE NOW AND BIG SIS TRYNA SHOW SHE GOT A WILD SIDE??? FOR ME, THIS ISN’T THE REAL BEY…..DOESN’T WORK, HARD TO SHED AN IMAGE THAT HAS MADE YOU A SUPERSTAR THAT PEOPLE FELL IN LOVE WITH, BUT THIS IS NOT A GOOD MOVE….

I thought it was Laurie Ann from Making the Band

very Janet Jackson 1993.

sorry, beyonce. Rihanna is the new It girl. your time has passed.

She looks great, physically fit and happy!

Beyonce is married, filthy rich, and successful-if she sat down today and never appeared again she would have accomplished more than any of us have in an entire lifetime!

I like the fact that people like to hate on her so hard just to appear elite or not persuaded by the masses-but the fact of the matter is majority rules rather you like or not and the mass has spoken-beyonce is at the top of her game and some of you folks should sit in a corner and eat your slice of humble pie-

sulk all you want as you spray salt showers….beyonce aint going no where until she is good and ready and no matter what you think of the material she puts out even if you don’t like it she has enough stans/fans whatever you want to call it to support her for a lifetime-lol

OVER-RATED, she hasn’t shown true talent since her first album!

Very interesting though Mr. FAMU..i hear where your coming from

to candyy

first of all, im going to slap you with a dictionary…

second of all, im the one that’s saying stop comparing them, let them BOTH be at the top….

She should just play crazy and release Dangerously In Love again, LOL!!!

Just played crazy & went off on people if they asked her about it.

“All this ish is new STFU, none of this has been released…”

She’s opened the flood gates of hell w/this Sasha Fierce & glove crap – I’m still 50/50 on it.

Trying to be the gloved one is she?

*I wonder if she feels dumb putting it on or do they be backstage getting her crunk with it. It’s kind of stupid – she’s reached the point of no return with it.

She has to wear that thing for about a year & for every performance to get her point across. Damn.

I’m confused what the hell is going on the singls from the album are cool but why do we have to entertain someone with mental probles thiers meds for bipolar issuse. i jus saying get it together bey…;(

@ And…

She should just play crazy and release Dangerously In Love again, LOL!!!

Just played crazy & went off on people if they asked her about it.

“All this ish is new STFU, none of this has been released…”

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LMAO!!! thats some funny sh*t…

BORING!!!

waddup Z… u still cant stay away lol???

I want beyonce and sasha and whatever other personalities sahe might have beyonce can dress like a boy and still be hot my hormones are reaging.

sasha fierce, what about sasha dont. Cause that hair aint working — but the black leather jeans looks hot on her (especially her ass).

OH LORD!!

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THAT beYAKI COULDNT EXCEED THE AMOUNT OF WEAVE ON HER HEAD,I WAS WRONG!!!!!

THERE AINT NOTHING “FIERCE” ABOUT HAVING A DEAD BUFFALO ON YOUR HEAD!!!

Booooooooooo… Beyonce can go move to Gay Man’s Island with Tyra and Madonna for all I care.

oshie… you forgot Cher and Liza Minelli are also on the gay man’s island

NEXT! No one wants to hear about her whack ass anymore!

This is why I don’t wear weave now. If you’re going to spend top dollar on weave or what have you, make it look authentic… Bey knows she needs to reevaluate her choice of hair stylist. I like her, but damn Bey… I’ve seen a pic of her real hair before, and it’s really nice and presentable. I don’t know why she doesn’t rock her natrual hair sometimes. Last time she had a nice weave was on the cover of Marie Claire.

Gay Man’s Island… yar, there he blows…

*Stretches and Yawns* Those stretch pants aren’t flattering at all on her.

I guess this is what she means by Sasha fierce, she don’t look bad in the pictures just different than normal for her

Hey Kzz, Oshie, Z, Fallin!

hey BE… how was ur weekend?

Hi Be and Fallin and KZZ and Timehater and Jamie and Fancy and Smurfette and Chucky and Jim Bob and Bruce Willis and Akira and Real and Chance and whuddup to Martha Stewart, I see you!

@ Official Time Hater…

LOL @ your name.

She is not shutting it down in those pants – at all.

@ Oshie…. ur retarded lmao… and i say that as a term of endearment…

NO YOU CAN’T, Beyonce!!

I seriously doubt if Michelle Obama sees Beyonce as a role model for HER daughters.

NOW do you see why we say she should stay as far away from President Obama’s 2009 Inauguration?

Sasha Fierce?? More like Sparrow, Captain Jack Sparrow that is.

@ MissBlaze43

Michelle lets the girls listen to Beyonce (she said so in an interview) and Obama likes Beyonce. Shes performed at private dinners for him before.

Oh wait til you get the actual performance! yesss!!! Get ‘em Bey!

I wonder what Hova thinks…. WWHT?

Beoring look like janet from the janet.era on tur

Like i said before sasha fierce remind me of janet

@Kzz – I’ve been good, happy that gas prices went down!

@Fallin – my weekend was quiet, did make those coconut mojitos though, they tasted wonderful!

@ Mr. FAMU

Has she!? Well IF she does perform at the inauguration I’m guessing that Beyonce will perform something suitable. She has what it takes to pull it off, but I’m just sayin’ Alicia Keys can perform or maybe even Mariah Carey singing her Hero song would be nice.

I just hate that Beyonce has to try and do everything that Jennifer Hudson has.

Now, I said it!

To the stans: it’s not hating… It is simply a statement of opinions, and guranteed had it been another artist getting the same comments, it wouldn’t be considered hating. I don’t hate on success, but I do dislike greed. Beyonce is cool, but at the same time, she needs to get enough of herself. She is doing way too much, and face it… Men watch her videos on mute, and women will listen to her songs without video… I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. She’s not that famous with clothes on. She’s losing her audience because we all (men and women) know that she’s basically typecasting herself as a video vixen… I’m scared to let my niece watch her videos anymore because I’m afraid her vertical lips will fall out of her skimp-wear. Is there more to her? Besides her bad acting and tipdrill videos?

@Oshie – i think Hova probably helped her to recreate herself, he is a good business man. At the end of the day he knows where she is sleeping

@Hannibal – why do you have a pimp? Cause I saw someone here called Hannibal’s pimp..just thought I would let you know!

@ Shaunie

I think its the awkward way she moves and dances now make her hips look like that.

LOL, I understand where you coming from though.

Beyonce in talks to play Wonder Woman:

Beyonce has met with representatives at DC Comics and Warner Bros. to discuss donning the red, white and blue bathing suit on screen:

“What would be better than Wonder Woman?” she tells the Los Angeles Times. “It would be great. And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It’s time for that, right?”

“After doing these roles that were so emotional I was thinking to myself, ‘OK, I need to be a superhero,’” Beyoncé tells the Times. “Although, when you think about the psychology of the heroes in the films these days, they are still a lot of work, of course, and emotional. But there’s also an action element that I would enjoy.”

“I would definitely have to keep it right for that costume,” she says. “But I love Wonder Woman and it’d be a dream come true to be that character. It sure would be handy to have that lasso.”

oshie, who the heck u impostering today, is it me is it one of my family, oh wait is it one of your friends , dam girl who the hell is it, u so funny lady, lmbao at oshie. girl aint never going 2 get under my skin i like your courage at least u admitted it.

@ BE, coconut mojitos… never tried that… sounds pretty good tho…

@Oshie – I am not sure about that….HOV is always going to be a business man

@And – you know I love Beyonce but she can be no Wonder Woman!

yesss, but would you kill a Cracka Hanna….

Um

So in other words

The new “Sasha Fierce” is the old 1990′s Rythmn Nation Janet Jackson or something?

@IJM – Hey!

I missed u guys. lol I thought it would take a while for me to get settled in but it turned out I only had to plus in my laptop.

The picture is very good ,I am Grace, a beautiful woman from US. i am just at the begining of my career and want to seek a rich and mature man for support, maybe to be my sugar daddy..where should i start?? maybe here.. i also uploaded my hot photos on the famous service –agelessca.com— under the name MissGreenEyes, maybe you want to check out my photos!

@ Be: that’s true, he’s always going to be ugly as sin, too…

plug*

Yay!!! Z’s here!

@Z – Ohh that was good they had you all set up in your new office? Nice!

@Oshie – I don’t know Jay’s money makin him look hella good to me!

@ Be: I feel that way about Usher. As a normal dude, I’d be like no thanks… but with all that money (and talent, etc.), I just look at him and think he must smell really good… hrmmmmmmmm…..

@ And

Look at what you just printed. It’s Beyonce tooting her own horn again. Beyonce called and set up her own meeting. THEY DIDN’T CALL HER, SHE CALLED THEM.

BEYONCE SAID: “After doing these roles that were so emotional I was thinking to myself: ‘OK, I need to be a superhero,’” Beyonce said.

SO WHAT DID BEYONCE DO: The singer has met DC Comics and film studio Warner Bros to express her interest in future superhero roles on the big screen.

SHE MET WITH THEM (DC Comics) TO EXPRESS HER INTEREST in superhero roles.

They didn’t contact Beyonce, Beyonce contacted them!!!!!

The picture is very good ,I am Grace, a beautiful woman from US. i am just at the begining of my career and want to seek a rich and mature man for support, maybe to be my sugar daddy..where should i start?? maybe here.. i also uploaded my hot photos on the famous service –agelessca.com— under the name MissGreenEyes, maybe you want to check out my photos!

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You and me both child.

There’s a new Sasha Fierce in town…her name is Sasha Obama!!

BE-

I ain’t got no job yet! lol

@Afiya – Hey

@Z – girl send me an e-mail!

ok jus makin sure…

hey afiya *waves back*

*STATIC* This is Officer Otis. Everything seems to be going smoothly in this thread, Over. *STATIC*

Speaking of Usher i have just discovered the song “here I stand” and it is my new favorite song

Anyone going to the Inauguration?

I was thinking of taking the train up…me and my son…but train tickets for that day are sold out and I’m definitely not driving…so I guess I’ll be watching the big event from the comforts of my own home

Good Morning Officer Otis

What are you wearing…boxers or briefs

gotdayum it go and give that camel hubby of yours kids – go sit down, go take your daddy to drug rehab go somewhere

@Kzz – Please tell us how you really feel…don’t hold back okay…LOL!

wtf, she looks horrible and did she get her boobs done

Yeah, I wasn’t supporting or condoning her as Wonder Woman. I just pasted the story. Impartial.

I don’t think she’ll fit the part – hell, I have yet to see Catwoman w/Halle Berry.

Somethings are to be left to the imagination.

Maybe she’s trying to 1-up A. Keys…”Oh she wants to sing about being a superhero? I’ll be a superhero.”

*I’m starting to think she’s lucid w/a self-esteem problem.

Even true actresses turn down roles sometimes & know when to stop.

Her people need to slow down – she can’t be everything to everybody.

She’s just volunteering to play everybody these days.

Next thing you know she’ll try to get the role of Isaac Hayes if they do a bio-pic.

@ Z: I totally trust your taste in music 1000% and am writing that down to dl later.

officer otis, everything is NOT going fine . why do we have to be subjected to this gumbo sounding 4th grade red bone gutter mouth every day – over *static* that shyt

@ BE,

I feel you on the Janet thing… I totally agree on that. I just don’t want Beyonce to get lost in translation like Janet did. Janet’s career hasn’t really been that big (besides concerts/shows) since Velvet Rope.

*STATIC* This is Officer Otis. There seems to be a naughty female by the name of “Afiya”. I might have to use might night stick, if you know what I mean, Over. *STATIC*

@Officer Otis

is that a promise or a threat?

LOL! This outfit is extremely Pirates of the Caribbean. I guess her pirate name is Swaggerjacker of the 7 seas. LOL. Yes I agree her hair does look fresh out of a pack. Did anybody see the pic with all that hair stuck in the glove? Yuk!

lol@ Osh

I think you will like it.

She looks crazy IMO, forreal crazy. She need to grind herself to the nearest clinic.

I have no time for this. I am into our next President and family going to the white house.

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I have to agree!! Can’t wait to watch the news tonight!

@Lady D – good point, Janet had a really big album after velevet rope with the astronaut video. I do think that after velvelt rope she was able to be seen as more of a sex symbol, although I am not sure Beyonce needs that but she wants to add something to her good girl image maybe not change show she can be versitile.

she lloks s

im amazed at how diff she looks

Beyonce is becoming a complete fag hag and I’m sick of it.

Hov is too, he just won’t say it.

im amazed at how different she looks

Crimped hair should be left to 12 year olds, Beyonce tries a little too hard sometimes..this being one of those times

Talent

Hard working

Strong work ethic

Respected among her peers

Business Smart

Never seen in some horrible trouble

Dont do drugs

Donates too charity

This sounds like a excellent role model for young woman Black or White..

This face that you’re seeing is a face of a chick that is giving her self 100% for fans, stans, non-fans, -non-stans.

But if she was just standing there while performing SL what would she be then?

Again! This woman of talent knows how to adapt to her surroundings.. That’s why she is so famous..If in this world one is able to please everyone, then something is wrong so she is doing a great job!!

Go Beyonce!!!

Morning

Be, Afiya, Osh Kosh, Lauren, Sweet Cheeks, NU (SEE YOU NEXT MONDAY!!! 8:00pm), RE, Z, Daywalker, etc.

How is everyone!!

Happy Monday!!

@KZZZ – No I loved your points…keep going!

@Oshie – what is a fag hag – a gay person or someone who likes gay people??

Michelle Obama is the perfect role model…not some fake ass chick that can’t seem to sit still…

@ Be: a fag hag is a chick that only hangs out with gay guys. I was one when I was 15 and 16… those were the days. I went to a lot of raves… *reminiscing*

a fag hag usually refers to a str8 girl that is best friends with a gay dude… and does everything with him.. kinda like will and grace.

@I’m just me…I love your moniker…you can say that again!!

Notice since the election of Barack Obama violence has dropped?

Soooo………. where in the heck is Man? And Cutie Pie? Did they go to Vegas to get hitched already? And if so why wasn’t I invited? I demand answers!!!

@ bored….

Almost had me – almost.

That Single Ladies and several of her performances – not ok. Raunchy, racy, lap dancing, grinding, peliv thrusting…just too much.

*Lol @ myself. I sound uber-conservative.

My sister is a wonderful mother to her daughter, just as Michelle Obama is a wonderful mother & rolemodel to hers.

Guess who they are fans of? Beyonce.

At a young age all they see are images – what do you think of those images?

Are they appropriate for pre-teens?

*Still keeping in mind with good parental influence & nurturing in the home.

I’m not featuring! As I said before, B is going to have a meltdown of sorts within the next year. It’s going to happen. It seems as though she is reverting to desperate attempts to seek attention. Trust me, I have a sixth sense about these things, I called Britney way before her meltdown, there are a few others giving me an itch but I’m not just ready to call them out. Keep yah posted.

hey IJM

BE- check your email.

@ bored… (CORRECTED)

Almost had me – almost.

That Single Ladies and several of her performances – not ok. Raunchy, racy, lap dancing, grinding, pelvic thrusting…just too much.

*Lol @ myself. I sound uber-conservative.

My sister is a wonderful mother to her daughter, just as Michelle Obama is a wonderful mother & rolemodel to hers.

Guess who they are fans of? Beyonce.

At a young age all they see are images – what do you think of those images?

Are they appropriate for pre-teens?

*Still keeping in mind with good parental influence & nurturing in the home.

Oshie – uh huh… ok… whats up.. SHETUP

Soooo………. where in the heck is Man? And Cutie Pie? Did they go to Vegas to get hitched already? And if so why wasn’t I invited? I demand answers!!!

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this just made me crack up!

“Nov 10, 2008 – 11:00 am I’m Just Me-BLACK MEN….YOU HAVE NO MORE EXCUSES”

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I’m Just Me- I’m 100% behind you on your username!

Ya but I’m serrrrrious! I have heard a peep from Man or CP in about a week… what gives?

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Wow, her breast job looks like it’s hardening up.

She get’s a pass cause it’s the World Music Awards. And I heard a few more tracks from her CD. Not impressive. I will be hitting up the $2 man for sure. I will not waste my money in case it’s wack.

SHE IS A JACKAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ON STAGE AND A BIG TIME LYER AT THE SAME TIME.SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE GOT UP AND WENT TO BED WITH THE SAME OUTFIT SHE IS WEARRING ON STAGE.

WTF

where is everyone?

whats wrong OSh?

im still here… sittin back, relaxin

OK um Beyonce honey I love you to death I do but what is going on? I am 28 yo and I would not want to be seen out the house like this other than on Holloween. I must say that as I have gotten older I have strived to present a different image. Classy is sexier than trashy any day! And even though I love Bey and all I would not want her to perform at the inauguration…especially in this taste! Class up a little Bey come on…and what is up with the metal glove…annoying!

so i was at a gameworks over the weekend and an employee there actually wanted a bball 3 point competition and if he won he wanted a kiss on the lips…

Well, I’m off to tennis!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be back later

needless to say he won(not by much) and he got mad bc i told him i wasnt giving his ass a kiss on the lips lol… i told him he can kiss my cheek. that wasnt good enuf lol.

more like sasha funky….

not funky, like good in music.

but funky, like it’s stank.

I shole hate it but she looks a hot mess. That is the first time EVER that I’ve said that about B.

she needs to give that glove back to freddy kreuger

and give that hair back to ms. kim

Why do people keep comparing Beyonce to Rihanna? There isn’t any comparison there. Can’t have a post without bringing one or the other’s name up in something that don’t have anything to do with them. Sometimes I think people only compare them because of the Jay-Z connection. Nobody really knew this chick before Jay-Z got on Umbrella. And that was what? Last year. Ah, besides there is room in this industry for both. Can’t say one will have the longetivity of the other though.

NOT.FEELING.THE.OUTFIT

After a second look I see that she was doing the Spain inspired look cause they were in Monte Carlo…..but still!! Her stylist didn’t pull it off well. Looks sloppy, which is a first for her, in my opinion

@ Fallin

I’m here but all over the place.

You ca see the butt pad in those pants…lol

lol, hey dapro… so what makes u think some1 has to have lots of dough to be wit me ?

@ Z, when im at work i dont really like goin from thread to thread…

FallinPoet(We finally have a hero we can believe in!)

lol, hey dapro… so what makes u think some1 has to have lots of dough to be wit me ?

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I know you can do for self, but you should be showered with the finer things in life

@DaPro – Hey Mister , where is your gravie?

0KAY…i THiNK BEY iZ A PRETTY DAMN G00d PERFORMER..

SHE’LL OUT SiNG n DANCE ANYB0DY ELSE iN THE GAME RiGHT NOW..

i DONT SEE NOTHING WRONG WiTH HER WANTiN TO SiNG AT THE iNAUG-a-THiNGY…

SHEs HAPPY T0 HAVE A NEW BLACK PREs THAT SHE FULLY SUPP0RTz…iTs NOT ABOUT WANTiN TO BE iN THE SPOTLiGHT..

ShiD…

iM SO HAPPY THAT i’D WANNA SiNG AT iT TO…

n COMPARiNG HER TO RiH iZ POiNTLESS..

RiHANNA DiDNT EVEN HAVE RiHANNA’s STYLE 4 YRz AG0..

N0BODY WASNT FEELiNG RiHANNA WHEN SHE WAS FRESH OFF THE B0AT SO SHE CHANGEd HER LooK n S0UNd…

Nov 10, 2008 – 11:45 am athena

I really wish she wld stop hiding behind all that weave..same ol Rapunzel look..has anyone ever seen her real hair..?

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Yes, it’s broken off, thin and very unhealthy from smothering it with weaves and wigs. If you go to media take out and seach “Beyonce’s real hair” you will probably see a picture of her with her real hair. If not, just Google “pic of Beyonce’s real hair” i would post a link if I knew how to.

And she only wants to sing @ the inaguation because Obama INVITED Jennifer Hudson to sing @ the Democratic National Convention which is utterly pathetic!!!

What is she gonna sing? Survivor? Bootylishis? GTFOH!!! She can’t write anything other than songs along those lines so……

But INVITED is the operative word!!! She hasn’t been INVITED!!

SMH…

iM PRETTY SURE THATz N0T WHY SHE WANTs TO SiNG..

BUT i GUESS PEOPLE 0N HERE G0T THE iNSiDE SC00P oN THiNGz…

YUH RiiTE…

iF YOU SAY S0….

I don’t believe you DaPro11…you need more people…

What is she gonna sing? Survivor? Bootylishis? GTFOH!!! She can’t write anything other than songs along those lines so……

But INVITED is the operative word!!! She hasn’t been INVITED!!

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lmao

what she gonna sing? that funny

the second best thing to do when you are not invited is to yea volunteer !!!

@Afiya – i am not sure either…that is alot of writing to impersonate someone though. But I never heard DaPro say I luv all of you..he has a little more swagger…maybe it is just me

@Be

DaPro don’t talk like that.

WOW!! Sasha Fierce – or whatever she calls herself – is lookin a little thick around the middle.. Could there be a lil Camel on the way???

Oh God that would be a tragic looking kid……..

Be-did you check your email.

By Sasha she meant…dirty, stank & trying FAR too hard to emulate Janet Jackson? Ohhhhh… ok, then Bey. Do you.. or um… Janet, or whatever “looks like she needs a hot shower” look you want. No matter what you look like, you’ll be makin’ bank.

@Z – yes, I did dear and I answered

And all the HATERS are in the house!!

I swear – jealousy is not a good look my sistas, especially when its inflicted on another sista!!!

It’s like its not just the black males up in here.. I will see SISTAS sucking out of Kim K’s ass while steady bashing their own!!

Black people need serious work!!

Though I must say the reports that Bey has yet to call J Hud and offer condolensces is pretty disturbing!! I expected that she would have been among the first to call!! NOT A GOOD LOOK BEY!!!

@Afiya & Be

It’s me Aifya, I thought the Eagles had it yesterday, I was pissed like it was my team that lost last night

Be,

It comes and goes (gravie) it’s most def me sweetheart

I can’t be duplicated ma

hey Mock…how was ur weekend?

FallinPoet(We finally have a hero we can believe in!)

hey Mock…how was ur weekend?

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Full of blazing and relaxing!!!

Hey Z (count down until she comes into my neck of the wood…tick tock…)

….

this cat make me laugh

she spend most of her time bashing blacks,

especially blackman, calling them every name in the book and she got the balls to talk about sista bashing sistas — and black ppl need serious work

is this a joke,

you got to be kidding

SMDH:

It’s not jealousy when you see an otherwise beautiful black Queen looking like a hot dayum mess and you call attention to it. People in the public eye open themselves up for opinions of those persons who view them and purchase their products.

I support my sisters on the street, at the mall, in the office, in school, etc. more than a celebrity simply because they are famous. We need to be just as supportive of each other as we are people who in the public eye.

I wonder if you’re out here on the street being as defensive of sisters at the bus stop, at the library, at Wal-Mart…

@Mock – Hey pretty lady!

damn weavyonce got more extentions than at&t

PEOPLE STOP SAYING OPRAH WENT TO BEYONCE, BEYONCE AND HER MANAGEMENT WENT TO OPRAH TO PROMOTE THE ALBUM. JUST LIKE BEYONCE HAD TO CONTACT DC TO BE CONSIDERED FOR WONDER WOMAN.

ALSO, JAY Z AINT EVEN INVITED ON OPRAH BECAUSE HE IS A RAPPER DESPITE HE IS A MAJOR BUSINESSMAN…..I WOULDNT GO ANYWHERE I KNOW SOMEONE HAS BEEF WITH MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE IS A RAPPER. SO DONT BE SO QUICK TO SAY BEYONCE IS THE BOMB BECAUSE OPRAH INVITED HER, OPRAH ALSO HAS KILLERS AND RAPIST ON HE SHOW TOO!

Just watched the performance of SL and IIWAB and she nailed it vocally, and dancing was off the chain..

Petty people here, she is performing she has on her stage gear to go along with what she is doing. Her look dont take away it adds to it!!

This is why the world is in trouble now, people either dont think out the box or their mind(s) is just closed off.

Y’all said the same thing about B-Day and the Chick made 52 mill touring off of it. Keep spreading the news in y’all crazy way..She will probably make 100mil with this tour..

Other than that, Beyonce looks a mess…. and she is still wearing the same leggings she arrived at the airport in earlier that day. I have never seen Beyonce wear her performance pieces while traveling, I dont know about her anymore. Besides that fact that she looks stinky, her legs and butt are oddly shaped.

The album is garbage, and anyone who buys it is garbage…..just my opinion.

She looks soo UGLY in these pictures; what did she do to her NOSE? And YARB for hair!!!

really ?

oops meant to type…YARN for hair?? Why does her hair look like yarn

OH ok Dapro11…I guess I believe you…*shrugs* I need to see your avatar though.

Eagles don’t play too well at home and the Giants were in it to win it *sigh*

man whats up yall

ow laed poet gotta a pict with her boobies out

oshie nakkit wit some beers

ONE NOTE FOR BEYONCE AND ASHANTI. YOU GUYS ARE TOO THINK IN THE THIGHS FOR LEGGINGS WITH SHORT SHIRTS. IT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT. I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE LEGGINGS ERA TO DISAPPEAR. THAT AND OPEN TOE/PEEP TOE SHOES IN THE FALL/WINTER TIME. IT’S TERRIBLE FASHION. SO ARE THE CRIMPS SUPPOSE 2 BE SASHA FIERCE’S HAIR STYLE? PLEASE LET GO OF THE PIRATE SUIT TOO. I’M SORRY BEYONCE HAS FELL OFF BIG TIME SINCE THE DC SPLIT. DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE WAS A GREAT ALBUM, BECAUSE MOST OF THOSE SONGS WERE WRITTEN FOR DC WHICH IS WHY THEY WERE ON THE BACKGROUND VOCALS. SMH

@ WHEW…

“Besides that fact that she looks stinky”

Don’t start that, lol. It has been a rumor about her and her mouth in the past. It has died down & been dispelled.

“this cat make me laugh

she spend most of her time bashing blacks,

especially blackman, calling them every name in the book and she got the balls to talk about sista bashing sistas — and black ppl need serious work

is this a joke,

you got to be kidding”

Actually, asshead, I do not bash black MEN – I bash black MALES and there IS a difference which I have pointed out many many MANY times.. You have NEVER NEVER NEVER seen be bash a BLACK MAN on this board!!!

Learn to read before you comment!!

And I also happen to feel like with everyone against the black woman – especially the black male – we NEED to stick together and have each others backs when we are able to!!!

@ Lady…

“THAT AND OPEN TOE/PEEP TOE SHOES IN THE FALL/WINTER TIME.”

I am on my way to accidentally on purpose step on all toes peeping out. Not everybody can pull that off. It’s workin my last – last.

I agree about Dangerously In Love…

As I said earlier:

She should just play crazy and release Dangerously In Love again, LOL!!!

Just played crazy & went off on people if they asked her about it.

“All this ish is new STFU, none of this has been released…”

Hey Brooke

Hey Oh Lawdy

waving

where the hell yall been?

It’s a brand new day! Like Valtrex!

Can’t comment on the Cheetah Girls thread because it says “Naked” in the caption. Do know one thing though. Disney stay pimping out those preteens. Damn corporate pimps. I would NEVER let my daughter watch High School Musical.

And…

THAT’S FUNNY. I REALLY DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY MAKE OPEN TOE LEATHER BOOTS. YOU EITHER GONNA SWEAT OR YOUR TOES WILL FREEZE. IT’S SO HARD TO FIND A REGULAR PAIR OF LEATHER BOOTIES OR BOOTS. ON TOP OF THAT I SEE WOMEN WEAR THESE THINGS TO CHURCH AND WORK LOOKING CRAZY IN MY OPINION.

Brook Lynn Choclate ,

I AGREE WITH YOU. REALLY LEGGINGS WERE ALWAYS WORN UNDER SKIRTS AND SHORTS FOR BIKER WOMEN. I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY WEAR SHORT SHIRTS TO SHOW YOUR BUTT IN THE THEM? TO ME LEGGINGS DON’T EVER COMPLIMENT YOUR BUTT UNLESS YOU WORK OUT EXTRA HARD OR WEAR SOME SPANKS. PEOPLE LIKE ASHANTI AND BEYONCE AND JHUD LOOKS FAT IN THEM. MEGAN GOODE LOOKS OKAY BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T REALLY HAVE MUCH HIPS AND THIGH, BUT SHE’S NOT TOO SKINNY.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Please ignore SMDH, she can’t even put up a real picture of herself and is only here to insult people. Old news.

@Oshie – High School Musical is pretty clean, I mean it is easy now your daughter is small but once she gets about 5 or 6 it is either disney or MTV

Womp womp…

SHE IS OFF TODAY AND THE BANK IS CLOSED TOMORROW ITS HER BDAY SO SHE TOOK A LONG WEEKEND

SHE IS OFF TODAY AND THE BANK IS CLOSED TOMORROW ITS HER BDAY SO SHE TOOK A LONG WEEKEND

@ Be: It may be clean on the surface, but anything produced by the Disney machine has heavy underlying sexual tones and puts f*cked up things in these little girls heads. Actually I was at a friends house this weekend and their 5 year old was like “I’m so-and-so from HS Musical! Look!” and started gyrating and dancing around. I mean look at Britney Spears and Lindsey Blow-han(products of Disney).

Disney put out some “HS Musical” underpants for little girls that were banned in the UK, they said “eat me” on them or somesuch horrendous thing.

Brook Lynn Choclate,

HAHAHAHAHA @THE BUTT PADDS. I HEAR YA. WELL I HAVE HIPS AND BUTT SO I WEAR A LONGER FITTED SHIRT OR A SHIRT THAT FLARES OUT. I’VE BEEN WEARING MY PEEP TOES ONLY CAUSE I LIVE IN VA WHERE THE WEATHER HASN’T GOTTEN LOWER THAN 55DEGREES YET, BUT IF I VISIT MY PARENTS IN THE POCONOS, PEEP TOES IS A STRAIGHT NO NO

I have no hips. Or ass. Well, I have a bitty baby ass. And a waist. So I’m just chillin.

@ Lady Architect…

LMAO.

Some people can pull it off, but Lord when they don’t that ish be straight comedy.

I hate when chicks toes that are peeping out of the peep toe look swollen.

Greasy toes flying through the front like a hand driving a stick.

Don’t front ladies. I know somebody remembers the story I told about the chick wasting her whole drank on my foot in the club.

I had to give my foot a ho bath in the sink at the club. Didn’t work – I was like “So dusty feet please don’t bother me!” My shoes/toe was sticky all night. I just could not get right after that.

What I won’t go into is how I bust my @SS & almost killed myslef playing around with some baby oil gel a few years ago.

BABY OIL GEL & OPEN TOE SANDALS ARE AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN – I KNOCKED ALL THE GOOD WIND OUT OF MYSELF & MY PURSE WAS STILL ON MY SHOULDER!!!!!

@Oshie – well you also have to monitor what the kids watch- everything on disney is not for small kids. I buy my daughter a lot of videos, books and just go play with some dolls (which you have to watch too)

@oh lawdy – all the people who count know you are not white or fat. Shake that off baby!

@and – BABY OIL GEL & OPEN TOE SANDALS ARE AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN – I KNOCKED ALL THE GOOD WIND OUT OF MYSELF & MY PURSE WAS STILL ON MY SHOULDER!!!!!

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BABY OIL GEL & OPEN TOE SANDALS ARE AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN – I KNOCKED ALL THE GOOD WIND OUT OF MYSELF & MY PURSE WAS STILL ON MY SHOULDER!!!!!

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Sager words were never spoken. LMGDAO

Imma ask it again: WHERE IS MAN AND CUTIE PIE???

Bratz dolls look like bobblehead prostitutes!!

@oh lawdy

i knew u were fat and ugly!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@Oshie & BE

I’m glad ya’ll laughing.

I promise I checked my momofuggin teeth when I got up.

I let out a hard sigh and stayed there for a second.

I bish was panting on the floor. I got up slow & had to catch my breath.

Why when you fall hard you be tired?

I swear I thought something was broken…nothing was hurt but my feelings.

@oh lawdy

u and ur man will really make ugly babies!!

AND….,

LMAO YOU ARE HILARIOUS. I LEARNED ABOUT OPEN TOES AND OIL FROM HURTING MY TOES WHILE THEY WERE SLIDING, BUT NEVER FELL CAUSE OF IT. YOU ARE COMICAL

@And…

@Oshie & BE

I’m glad ya’ll laughing.

I promise I checked my momofuggin teeth when I got up.

I let out a hard sigh and stayed there for a second.

I bish was panting on the floor. I got up slow & had to catch my breath.

Why when you fall hard you be tired?

I swear I thought something was broken…nothing was hurt but my feelings.

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HAH????

@ And… as long as no one saw you’ll be ok.

Now if my husband saw, he’d stand there, laugh, take a picture, phone a friend, send an email, and probably kick me back down and laugh some more.

@ Lawdy, is that wtf happened to Man and Cutie Pie, because no one is ANSWERING MY QUESTION??!!!!

@ Oshie, Lady & BE

*Rolling eyes at Johnson’s Lavender Baby Oil Gel on desk. Still haven’t learned my fkn lesson.

For legal purposes if I fall again on my affidavit that ish is gone be by Equate. Johnson’s explicity states “Baby” and my grown @ss is no baby.

Wal-Mart is who will get sued. Yes, it was by Equate.

Wait! Just read intructions, it says For Baby & For You…Step out of the shower or bath, then apply on wet skin to lock in moisture and leave skin feeling soft and smooth. Pat with dry towel.

Nowhere does it say your @ss will feel like a d@med slice of ‘luncheon’ meat. Not lunch…lunch-e-on.

And…,

DO YOU KNOW JOHNSON AND JOHNSON ARE THE MAKERS OF EQUATE OIL?…LOL THEY DON’T TELL YOU THAT BECAUSE THEN THEY WOULD LOSE REVENUE.

@oshie – cutie pie left last week and said she had enough!

Too much was going on, I don’t know about man, maybe his exgirlfriend kidnapped him

All this trash talk and quess what?

She can out dance, sing, and perform any artist out right now! That goes for Ciara, I put this one in just for fun! Rihanna cause I saw a 2 year old out sing and dance that one..

Beyonce is hott!! and y’all know it. Give her credit where it’s due. All this for an outfit how low!! Her performance was hott, I state again..

Some of y’all are crazy with this stuff!!

no brook i understand but the children should be in school at this time of day……who needs the foolishness, if i feel like playing with chirren i got my own 2

@ BE & Lady…

BE, I fell in a doorway. I was half in the door and half out. My greasy foot slipped out my shoe when I stepped on the threshold.

Lady, Oh really? Well they need to have a waiver with that ish like the lil flap thats on top of the Palmer’s Cocoa Butter jar.

@ And…. OMG please stop. I think I just had a hernia…

@ Be: Well I am really P.O.’d! (in my whitest voice)!!!

I think it’s such a damn shame when people get run off by a few unstable indivduals (SMDH and SAUCE FAGGOTS). Hope they’ll be back, because I miss them…

@Brooke – well one day we were just yapping and about 5 imposters came and I think it was for the 3rd time that day. I missed the first 2 so I could only go by what I read, but she just got discouraged. They were not attacking her but I think Oshie, Z, Sxyq (the usual suspects) so they said they were tired of us taking over threads and they were going to continue to do more of the same.

I sent her an e-mail but I have not gotten a response yet…..I miss her too!

@ Brook…

I don’t understand how people argue on here either.

A while ago I was attacked, yes I said attacked, LMAO by somebody named Ms. Sugar Walls.

Bish was crazy, calling me fat, unattractive, saying I wanted to be a model out of nowhere. I was just looking at my screen in awe. That ish was psychotic & confusing.

Needless to say after a while I obliged her and ran her up out the place. I kid you not – do not know the person, told me I was jealous of her – madness.

I felt sorry for her. She was so angry & into it. Made me nervous.

Hell I shouldn’t be chatting at work, I almost sold myself out and called IT on that bish.

Brook Lynn Choclate,

YOU ARE FUNNY. I’M NOT HTING ON YOUR BUTT PADS. ATLEAST YOU ARE NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT I GUESS. FOR CLUBS IT’S USUALLY A DIFFERENT STYLE, BUT I WAS TALKING ABOUT WEARING THE PEEP TOES OUT ON A DAILY BASIS. I PROBABLY WOULD’VE LOOKED AT YOU TOO,LOL LIKE DANG HER TOES ARE COLD. I CAN DO FASHION WITHOUT THE PAIN..LOL

wth man!

WOOOOOOOT! It’s Man!

We were just talking about you, but you knew that LURKER!

Man and Z!

This is better than Christmas Morning!

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells tra la la la laaaa!!!

WHO LETS ANYONE CHASE YOU OFF OF A WEBSITE? THE SKILL TO LEARN IS IGNORING! ITS SO SIMPLE.

@Man – there you are!

@And – yeah it can get hectic around here…I am still laughing about that fall..I am sorry I will never be able to see your screen name without the vision..I swear if I knew what you looked like I would have peed my pants by now…LMFAO!!!!!!!

Anytime you gotta change your name to stay in the game or remain relevant something is not right. Many artists do it but their style stays the same. She is trying to say Sasha is the OTHER her BIATCH please that is YOU you really want to act freaky and wild don’t blame it on no alter ego..that means you are a second away from being schizophrenic.

She looks like Janet to me and as fans we been there done that.

Not to mention like someone said earlier young women are looking to Michelle Obama’s to model after!

NEXT!

i hate spanish ppl by the way.

@ MAN: EAT THE BLUE PILL AND JOIN US IN THE MATRIX I KNOW YOU CAN’T RESPOND BUT TRUST ME I AM THE ORACLE.

@Z – we know your stance on spanish people..LOL

@ Z: You are silly. How do you feel about Puerto Ricans, though?

@Oshie – @ Z: You are silly. How do you feel about Puerto Ricans, though?

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confused, wouldn’t those be considered Spanish people too?

I feel that way about midgets…. terrible people… they all smell like dishwater and they are rude and have transparent skin and have no taste in music, and they are always talking on their cellphones when they drive, and they think they are so superior, those dirty damned midgets…

@Oh Lawdy – where you at woman?? Tell me how to get a 4 carat ring!!!

@Oshie – i never knew anyone who did not like midgets – dishwater

@ bE: No, Spanish people are from Spain. Spanish-speaking people maybe….

@BE…

5’11 so you know that was like choppin a tree down when I fell. Size 10-12.

Then I had on a suit, so you know that was a mess, got up – disheveled and ish.

My hair was goin in slow motion…

Why did I hold on to my purse?

No kidding, you’re talking to my ghost. I fkn died that day when I fell – I don’t care what nobody say.

*Humming “I Told The Storm”

be its simple he gotta good job…gurl no kids….no debt and i ration the ass on him!!!

can you say plastic surgery her nose is so knifed up.. stans its true this plastic woman is getting close to michael jackson

midgets are gonna come whup your ass Oshie.

But let me tell ya’ll about my latest spanish incident and how I had to really stop and think about what have they contributed to human development and I drew a blank…

not spanish my bad. Hispanic. Thank you Osh.

Brook Lynn Choclate,

YEH GIRL YOU ARE DEFINITELY CRAZY. I MIGHT HAVE TRIED TO GIVE YOU SOME MONEY THINKING YOU WERE HOMELESS. IMME WATCH OUT FOR YOU NEXT TIME I’M IN BROOKLYN. WHAT PART ARE YOU FROM?

hello all…

hey man .. wat it do, boo boo?

Lawdy said “If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

Whoa whoa whoa womp womp womp

Whoa whoa whoa womp womp womp

Whoa whoa whoa womp womp womp

Whoa whoa whoa womp womp womp

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

Whoa whoa whoa womp womp womp

Whoa whoa whoa womp womp womp

Whoa whoa whoa womp womp womp

Whoa whoa whoa womp womp womp

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…

Whoa whoa whoa womp womp womp

Whoa whoa whoa womp womp womp

Whoa whoa whoa womp womp womp

Whoa whoa whoa womp womp womp…”

@ Oshie…

Stop right now!! I am fkn scared of midgets!!!!!!!!!

You say “sausage-like fingers and squatty baby-legs.”

No, their fingers look like peanuts & their legs look like the smoked turkey legs they sell at the fair.

OMG!!! They look so strong. I am TERRIFIED of them. I ran from a midget before. Fk that. If they punch you – you’re dead. They have all the strenght pinned up in that lil body.

Hit yo ass like a Mack truck.

poet gurl hide our boodies!!! if i was bi or gay poet i would say you were not!!!

poet gurl hide our boodies!!! if i was bi or gay poet i would say you were hot!!!

@ Z and And

midgets are gonna come whup your ass Oshie.

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Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*taping up ankles*

nah on the real be, he was drafted into the nbs and hurt himself so he got some change!!!

Brook Lynn Choclate,

THAT’S COOL. WE ACTUALLY SWITCHED PLACES. I WAS ORIGINALLY BORN IN BEDSTUY BK. PARENTS MOVED TO THE POCONOS, THEN I CAME DOWN TO COLLEGE IN HAMPTON AND STILL RESIDING HERE.

@ Lawdy: My husband is broke and lazy. Does your husband have a brother? Cousin? Preferably 6’3″ dark eyes, muscular, good teeth, well-hung, etc?

WELL POET FOR ME TO SAY NO HOMO WOULD BE UNTRUE.,,,,YOU HAVE QUESTIONING MY SEXUALITY!!! MAYBE I LICKY A LIL!!

@And – You being so tall makes this even funnier you know that right? falling in a doorway..LOL

@Oshie – did your mom really get raped by a midget? I am sorry.

Why you got everybody mad at the midgets though?

UM MY BOO IS 6″10 AND HIS MACK TRUE IS TO BIG TO FIT IN MY GARAGE!!! :WINK:

UM MY BOO IS 6″10 AND HIS MACK TRUE IS TO BIG TO FIT IN MY GARAGE!!! :WINK:

mack truck!!!!

mack truck!!!!

oh me and and are the same height!!! yeah tall chicks!!!

what the??

LMAO.. oh lawdy… makin me say ur name

@ Oshie – Funny! Midgets!

@Brook

Yeah I am finally here, I had to come here anyway just to reclaim my shyt! And he is sad he called me this morning and we got into a huge arguement and now he kick some crap about he will srop everything and leave his apt and clothes and job to be with me. he is ready to come now. WHATEVER. tricky asshole gonna tell me he brought me a going away gift but “forgot” to give it to me. Talking about he want to mail it to me. i’m thinking yeah right!! he tryna do a pop up? cross the border? omg.

Don’t call my mom Irish! That’s worse than a midget! Wait, what?

Z, thats one time i agree with u the key is ignoring they keep saying they are ignoring but their every other post is about an imposter wtf? @ Oshie, u need 2 shut the fuc* up u been up here impostering everydamn body and as far as the sauce family , i got your Fagg*t hanging if u dont want insults dont hand them out and as far as cutie pie i never even had a convo with her so talk what the hell u know, i only talk 2 Smdh (my girl) and Tina and daywalker and my sauce family other than that i have no convo unless im addressed! i think i said that before!

@ BE… well im only 5’4″ so feel better boo

I’m 5’9″ @ no one in particular.

hello everyone

(for some reason i’ve had Mary Jane by Rick James stuck in my head all day)

@ Osh

whats wrong with Irish?

I’m 5’9 too

@ Osh

ur tall for a white girl…

I love to clean used anal beads with my tongue.

@Brooke – but not 100% Gay, pierced nipples, and light skin..

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Not 100% gay, how can you do that? Either you gay or not right

HEY FAM FIRST

BLAH…

@ Z: are white girls short? I hadn’t noticed… oh, and there’s nothing wrong with being Irish… except the Irish curse, that sucks…

@Fallin – well good, I am taller than you but these other Ladies are Tall!

@Family First – Hey!

“@oh lawdy – all the people who count know you are not white or fat. Shake that off baby!”

Then what is she?? FLUFFY??? Pleasantly plump?? Juicy???

LOL – c’mon now!!!

@Z – yeah he trying to do a spot check on you baby, men can be such jerks..he cheating but trying to spy on you…

Oshie – uh huh… ok… whats up.. SHETUP

@ Z: are white girls short? I hadn’t noticed… oh, and there’s nothing wrong with being Irish… except the Irish curse, that sucks…

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lmfao and what is the irish curse?

And I am taller than alot of white women. Its once in a while…really not that often at all that i see one that is taller than me….at least in nyc. things to grow larger in the sun so maybe ya’ll breed bigger in the south.

Brook Lynn Choclate,

LOL YEH A BIT HARDCORE ONLY WHEN I ARGUE, BUT I’M A VERY SWEET WOMAN. I DO LIKE VIRGINIA. LIKE I SAID I MADE A PIT STOP IN THE POCONOS FOR 4YRS BEFORE I CAME DOWN HERE AND DIDN’T LIKE ALL THAT COLD UP THERE. THE WEATHER IS DEFINITELY MUCH NICER DOWN HERE. WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE I WAS IN NYC AND THE POCONOS EVERY MONTH FOR PARTIES AND TO VISIT UNTIL MY FIRST CAR DIED OF EXHAUSTION…LOL NOW I GO EVERY ONCE AND A WHILE AND HOLIDAYS.

sup FallinPoet

howre you? how was your weekend?

“be its simple he gotta good job…gurl no kids….no debt and i ration the ass on him!!!”

I bet you eat him outta house and home too!!!

@ BE… now i feel super short…

“UM MY BOO IS 6″10 AND HIS MACK TRUE IS TO BIG TO FIT IN MY GARAGE!!! :WINK:”

TMI girl, TMI!! I just threw up in my mouth some….

@ Be

I know! I told him so too and he started laughing like yeah better yet Imma just bring it to you. I still haven’t told him though. I told him to hold on to it, until I come back to Harlem.

@Brook – Now you know that Ni**a will kill me, he is not rapped to tight. I think he planning on my murder now cuz he acting way strange, dont be surprised when you see me on the news with a Pink flower in my hair, I must Die in style dammit….

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Aww don’t joke like that…

@ fAM 1ST… Ive been better, butill be aright… my weekend was good.. how bout u?

hey Brook

hey BE

howre you guys?

@ Z: lmfao and what is the irish curse?

And I am taller than alot of white women. Its once in a while…really not that often at all that i see one that is taller than me….at least in nyc. things to grow larger in the sun so maybe ya’ll breed bigger in the south.

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That’s an interesting theory. I suddenly feel like a tomato plant… but the Irish Curse, that’s the curse of having a small penis if you’re an Irish dude. And more than likely you’re a firecrotch. LOL @ all the firecrotches!!! LOLOLOL

@ Brook

please relax. HE is hispanic. He will kill himself before he kills you. thats how they always do it.

@Fallin – I feel short too but SxyQ is 5 4 or something. Dana – tall, Afiay – tall, Z – tall

Cutie pie I don’t remember

Oh Lawdy – Tall

Brooke – tall

I’m feeling average now, I hate average, now I am wearing my heels every day!

wow i guess i am tall 5-11

@ FallinPoet

my weekend left me tired and feeling whooped for Monday but i guess that’s normal

@Family – feeling short but a slow day..is it lunch time yet in Cali

good smdh you should hae choked on it!!!

@ Osh

I am part Irish and I have no fire crotch and my ex was irish with a red beard and all and he was packing very nicely.

@ Z, Osh… lol that curse may be true… my cousin was wit an irish dude and she said it was super small… maybe 5 inches.. and i think she sais she was being generous… poor guy. said he was her best bf too..

Ok, here’s mine, even though I’m married. Is this wrong? Oh well….

6’2″ – 6’3″, don’t care about the race but I like tan skin, no pasty ass, cut but not competitive bodybuilder big, 8 – 10 inches with appropriate girth, clean but not a neat freak, cute face (nice eyes, dimples are a +), not super clean shaven, a little rugged, wears nice clothes, sweet, not demanding, likes kids and animals, doesn’t drink too much, and makes over 300k.

So… if this is you, holla.

At me.

@Fallin

Damn, guess I lucked up…my irish dude was 8 inches and about 3 fingers girth.

Thanks oshie for the imposter post at 3;16, i keep telling u i dont want you funny how after i mentioned your name here u come impostering right after, i love it keep it up because u know mild sauce dont never say shyt like that anyway so when they talk about imposters u should be at the head of the list but anal beads oh wow thats more up your alley i bet u got em in all colors. ha ha oshie u are too funny thats why i could never get mad at u on blog loving it.

@ Z: Oh, well I didn’t say it was true! I lost my virginity to a fire crotch and he about broke me in half! In fact, I think he did…

ooh ooh I wanna do one

@OH LAWDY

u are fat and ugly, thou.. i usually just get head from people like u at 2am in the morning and tell them to deep by 2:30am!!LOL

@ BE

nothing wrong with being short i’m 5’11 so some of the girls in here are making me feel short also.

and yeah it’s about lunchtime but i just wanted to come and say hello to you guys

@oh lawdy

sorry u aint fat, u are OBESE!!

Family First, hey there i didnt forget u i know i always speak 2 you to my man , jows it going in this great Cali?

@Family – yea 5 11 is like average for a man to me, I think my son is 5 11 now. Just for a stereotype question you are Asian – 5 11 is tall? Is this true?

BROOKLYN,

THEY GOT A NEW CASINO OUT THERE NOW TOO SO THE POCONOS IS PULLING A LOT OF MONEY IN.

sup mildsauce

im just tired as all hell and on my way out the door to get some lunch wassup witchu?

oshie do u poke the hemorrhoids back in with your tongue or do u just scratch them with the tongue, see oshie i dont need to imposter 2 come at u , impostering is for losers and cowards and im neither, what color anal beads do u use what about the glow in the dark ones i here they gor them om sale>

@ BE & Fallin…

Did I get a height discussion going and dip or what?

What did I miss?

I lied, I’m 5′ 11 1/2…looked like a damned quadratic equation so I left it out.

Finding tall pants/skirts is no joke. Not to mention, I got @ss & hips – no complaints.

I’m in heels all day – everyday. Can’t live w/o em. So that’s giving me about 6’3-6’4.

My posture is on point, I can’t stand to see a tall goofy or hunched btch.

Get some pride or self-esteem!

@Lady Arc – yea I heard about that, some of my friends went they like it, I went to the poconos last year on my anniversary…never quite made it out the room, casino be damn…

@ BE

5’11 is tall for an asian based on my experience but average for the general population

dre to bad your dick isnt obese!!!!!!!

@Brook – stress will prolong your period but whether it is stress or not go to the doctor right now missy. They got good meds and it may be something else!

family im cool dude just enjoying the aftermath of my weekend getting ready for that lunch break n hoping they ask me for overtime, that money on the paycheck is looking 2 good man.

be back after lunch

@And – 5 11 1/2 – WOW – I am hating on you tall heffas now….

@oh lawdy

will u like a shake with that fattie?????LOL

I have crabs, and the itching makes it hard to type sometimes.

@BE…

I know right. I won’t even lie and say I’m not funny acting – I am. I hate to see tall women sloppy or w/high waters on. I give big silly btchs nasty side-eye.

*Another pet peeve is short women w/high waters on. Where in the hell do they get them from.

There is no excuse for a bish shorter than me to flood. I never flood. Do they make the pants themselves? WTF?

Ooh! I like long eyelashes too!

I like a good head of hair on a man. No George Costanzas.

BE,

I CAN BELIEVE THAT. THE ROOMS AT THE CASINO IS CRAZY.

@Z…

“Also, I like long eyelashes.”

OMG what is it about those d@mned eyelashes?

SHOOT Im not hating bout any1 being taller then me.. sometimes i wish i had a cpl extra inches but im good.. im just happy im not a lil person lol

RE: eyelashes, I think I read somewhere it is a sign of fertility. That and full cheeks and bright eyes. Like a baby. That goes for both sexes.

@ Fallin: Sometimes I wish I had a couple extra inches too, so I could give it to someone else. If you know what I mean. Which you might. Wink wink.

@And – *Another pet peeve is short women w/high waters on. Where in the hell do they get them from.

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I hear you and i always wonder the same thing because all you have to do is know where to shop! I have really long legs for my height and hips and ass so it is a challenge but it can be done so I am not sure why people wear high waters

*peaks into room*

Umm…..is this the right room?

*heads for door after receiving angry glares from females*

DAMMIT I AM FERTILE AS HELL. mY EYELASHES ARE STUPIDLY LONG. DAMN DAMN DAMN.

i LIKE LONG HAIR ON MY DUDES TOO

LMAO!!! oshie ur bad… and why am i blushing??? i know it was a general statement and all lol.

HEY PEEPS!!

TINA!!

OH LAWDY!!

OSHIE!!

Z!!

BE!!

FALLIN!!

BROOK!!!

LADY ARCHITECT!!

AND WHOEVER ELSE IS IN, HOPE I’M NOT MISSING ANYONE!!

Okay, ladies good night, I have to go take my daughter to math express!

HEY SXYQ

@Sxyq – Hey Lady!

@Brook – the casino is in the Mount Airy lodge area, penn hills resort area

Hay sxyQ! *four snaps and a circle, then a twist, then I headbang like Beyonce when she fell, bang bang bang*

@DaPro – were you here earlier with no gravie?? before I leave

BYE BE…take care love

Brook Lynn Choclate,

IT’S IN MOUNT POCONO WHERE THE OLD MOUNT AIRY LODGE USE TO BE. IT’S ACTUALLY THE MOUNT AIRY LODGE CASINO. YOU WOULD GET OFF THE SCOTRUN EXIT WHERE THE CROSSING OUTLETS ARE.

HEY SXYQBLONDIE!

HI HATERS

SASHA MY ASS, JUST ANOTHER REASON TO BE ACCEPTED AS A HOE. STEP UR GAME UP

@Ke &Be

I just dropped back in for a minute. I let the ladies do them

I’m done for the day, hit me on the email lil lady

@ Brook…

*Chills, bubbleguts, frowing, neck pulled back, getting visual, praying….

LORD JESUS!!!!!!!!!

You deserve an award or compensation for that. That ish just made me clinch my @ss cheeks together and feel a cold wind on my neck.

Backed up dirt? Umm, wudn’t he funky or somethin?

Did you know he was a newborn before the run in with pediatrics?

@dre

@oh lawdy

will u like a shake with that fattie?????LOL

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, yea u are right, that b*tch is fat and ugly!!!

@PRO

I HIT YOU LUV.

OSHIE … i think its outpatient and it is safe… the only hard part is he has to go without sex for a lil minute..

@Brook…

You have my condolences. In the words of the Soulja Girl/Atlanta MARTA train incident, you should have told him:

“You owe er’body an apology fo yo ish ho! Right now! Mat o fact, you assassinatin…”

@ Brook…

Oh I know you didn’t because you’re still alive to tell about hit, lol.

Im sorry Oh Lawdy. I just hate my life, so i displace my anger with myself onto others. I truly am sorry!

@ Oshie… lmao… nah i love all ppl…

@ Brooke: Tampons DUH

And if a man answers that I will really know I’m in the Bey thread.

@OH LAWDY

HERE’S A BIT OF HELPFUL INFO. THEY=HIM, HECKLERS=HECKLER, TROLLS=DRE=NIGERIAN DUDE. ITS ONLY ONE PERSON GIRL. TRUST ME. ITS A WELL KNOWN FACT. HE NEEDS HIMSELF TO COSIGN WITH BECAUSE HE’S AN IDIOT.

@oh lawdy

and take brooke with u, cause she is fat and ugly too, and GOD doesn’t like ugly!!!

TIP,

You hit it right on the nose when you said that people always calls someone else a hater. But I can definitely agree with you and KAHM-MILLION. Beyonce needs to take a seat for a few years.

So, no spics, kikes or baby-legs… check, check and Check!

*writing something down*

@oh lawdy

pls don’t commit suicide!!!

Sasha or Beyonce, she’s still annoying as hell.

DOAGAE

LOL Yes! What is up with that stupid *ss glove?

@BROOK

GIRL I’M TELLING YOU. THE ART OF MASQUERADE TO THIS FOOL MUST BE HIS MAJOR WHILE HE’S ATTENDING “FUNDEMENTAL FOR DUMMIES ELEMENTARY SCHOOL”. I KNOW IT’S SOMEBODIES CHAP PECKING AWAY AT THE COMPUTER. EITHER THAT OR HE’S THE FAT UGLY ONE.

BYE OH LAWDY

NITE NITE OH LAWDY!!

I dont know how to make friends so i tear down people as a substitute!

I am also a lesbian who desperately needs to get sum head!

@oh lawdy

but u still fat and ugly tho!!!

For fun, i like to stick my finger in my ass and smell it!

@BROOK

SEE ME, I ALWAYS STOOD OUT FOR STANDING FOR SELF. COULD CHILL WITH A CROWD OR BE ALONE AND I STILL GOT ATTENTION. I ENJOYED BEING ME FREELY, NO MATTER WHO DIDNT LIKE IT, AND I LOVED IT. THATS WHY I FIND THIS PITIFUL FOOL COMICAL.

OHSIE YOU ARE A FOOL!! LMAO

I like to fart in the tub and watch the bubbles float up!

STEP OFF GRAB YOUR COAT & GET LOST!”(sxyQblondie: if you dont see the following 25eed6db17c91789baebf357555ab0e9? in properties, it aint me!!)

OHSIE YOU ARE A FOOL!! LMAO

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It ain’t me mama

@ Brook…

Lol, guess you missed the post about me wearing heels.

As for the Real Housewives…

Nene is cool, the drunk singing scene wasn’t a good look for her – other than that, no complaints. Kim is horrible – HOR-RI_BLE, I want to snatch her wig off. It looks like Libby Lu extensions for kids. When Kim started singing I d@mned near cried! Lisa…phoney, phoney, phoney. There’s a good reason Keith Sweat got full custody, too bad we won’t know. Sheree…terrible fron and profile, that nose is huge, manly w/no hips, not a good combo, she is grandiose & delusional like a manic depressive. Word is she be bouncing checks & doing returns all over Atlanta…and her staff/PR team are all her friends who tell her business. DeShawn has a learing disabilty or something. Glad she toned the arrogance down. Seems sweet but self-absorbed. Died when she wanted the lady to Google her. Really?

Nah, from what was told to me basically was about to go down and my pops seen one performed on base to some kid at that time went back to my moms and shut that all down.

I feel where yall coming from though as females , especially if someone aint handling their business thats probably some foul mess. But I hold yall to the same standard cause when I aint in the kitchen doing my thing always good eating out every now and then..

I have sucked dick for a nickle bag!

I’m scared of midgets too!

I love lamp!

I love carpet!

@ Brook: I don’t hate spics, or Jews, or even midgets. Yes, even the little wee ones incite no hate from me. I was just playing.

I desperately wanna make love to a school boy!

I don’t know who’s doing the SMDH, but it’s hilarious.

Looks like another Scooby Doo mystery. Ya’ll got this, I’m too lazy to do all that cutting and pasting.

I enjoy anal sex!

@ txhustla: Co-sign on the eating out part, I don’t feel like cooking tonight daddy.

I lick balls!

@brooke

i’ll pass ugly, i do not want to catch something!!!goodnight

People say i look like RuPaul! What a compliment!!!

You won’t catch nothing from Brooke, im the one with VD!

@ SMDH: Did you eat your chin or is your neck broke? Please advise.

No, ive been licking my elbows though!

LMFAO @ FAKE SMDH

I give free rimshots to lesbians!

Can you get pregnant from anal sex?

I let R.Kelly pee on me. I was the one in the video, duh!

Pee on me…drip, drip, drip!

@TXHUSTLA

YOU’RE A VIVID INDIVIDUAL. (smile) AND YES, WOMEN SHOULD KEEP THE S.O.A.P HANDY AS WELL DAMMIT! A FILTHY SMELLING BROAD IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ANYONE GAG!! EWW

She looks as if she is about to bite someone in that picture.Try “Sasha Deranged”

OOOO VAGINA WAX SOUNDS DELISH

I like to pop two and three blue dolphins at a time and watch bonanza!

Has anyone seen my clothes?

Sasha Fierce could get it!…tongue twister!!!

LOL @ JULIPS

Julips, they’re under my bed! Duh!

WTF is a blue dophin and can I have one?

Blue dolphins are the best x pills you can get! They make me wanna masterbate!

Oshie, i’ll share if you let me see your white ass naked!!!!

AIGHT IM OUT… ttylaters

@ Brook Lynn – Hold on sweetie! I am still trying to get a look at your chest! LOLAMS

Bye everyone.

What a weird ass day.

bye oshie, love your inpostering when u did me about the crabs i caught them from u and i just sent them back ai mail 2 you next time dont when u come over take your crabs and parasites with u, lol u are 2 funny girlie girl.

Smdh, i know that aint u babe!

BOOOOO NEXT!!!

What up?

SMDH , what i love about you is u can talk about a troll real raw n then turn right around i see u on the other post talking some intelligent things with the best of them, you aint just on here 2 holla and slap fives and talk about who the hell is jealous of u, you go girl!

I;m glad Jay and Bey still geting paid…While people on the sidelines hating……

i got them shoes she wearing

that is NOT SMDH- THERE”S NO WAY IT COULD EVER BE, SHE DEFINITELY DOESn’T TALK LIKE THAT!! WHOEVER IS DOING IT IS AN IMPOSTER….what else is new?

@sexq

u face is ugly, but ur body is aight!!

Beyonce is my favorite female artist…but that whole ensemble was wrong…and those pants look stank…lol

sweet n sour, where the hell u been babes, i be missing u cakes, these hoofed horses are trolling n laughing at they own silly as*, ugly face is still in the house looking ugly as usual, oshie is impostering everybody and they mama and they all are mad whenn somebody does them but laugh when it is done 2 others, a bunch of horse faced losers id say.

dre, u are too funny, lmbao at that crack!

no time for fake ones, of cours that is not SMDH, itsa imposter but when u imposter them they get their stif drawers in a bunch, but hey if u dont like leave like the others but i aint going nowhere cause its all fun n junk 2 me, i knoiw she dont talk like that plus she is never on at night i guess she has a life.

sweet, these hoofed hoses talk mess about the sauce family but like i say we are strong and aint going nowhere but when we are all on here as a family those ugly faces leave, they talk mess all day long about the sauce family , i think they are jealous because we a re tight like they call themselves, damn trolls its room atbthe top for everrrbody dont get mad cause we be tight we just dont call no damn roll call on a gossip blog cause we know we got each other!

DONT HATE ON ME MILD SAUCE! LOL

YOU ALL JUST WISH YOU COULD HAVE A STRONG,EDUCATED,BLACK,INTELLECTUAL,ATHLECTIC,INDEPENDENT WOMAN LIKE ME!

STOP HATING! YOU CANT TOUCH MY GOODIES!

oshie, doesnt feel 2 good to be accused of being a imposter huh, now you know when u and your posse accused me of being sweet and sweet of being me and all of us being each other, what damn sense does that make even my 3 year old son would have sense not 2 do that stupid mess u can cuss and fuss with a mofo allday long why the impostering i know i can fuc8 a imposter i aint jealous of nobody on this blog and i keep my friendship limited thats how i roll i aint on here trying 2 friend up everybody on here like that that shall remaim nameless.

my curves, i aint hating on you i just dont like you thats possible you know i have to know you to be jealous and i dont want 2 know you as far as im concerned u and your blog friends can kick rocks, and all tnhat mess u talk u can email it why not, is it that lonely in your world?

what happen u ran all the men away, they seem to have left your behind, huh all that oh baby and mm this and that aint working on a blog anyway.. eamil it.

sweet are u in the house and where my raspberryv and my honey mustard, all the dues are paid so lets have a ball yall!

mild sauce long time no see dawg!

Sweet and sour will be back in a few! He emailed me and said he would be running behind schedule. He was out giving the horses extra feed because the weather is getting cold.

Why is that horseface always talking about her curves and people “hating” on her?? I didnt know you could hate on someone you have never met in person other than reading their rants on a blog.

LMBAO, i hear u raspberry that hoofed horse shoe was laughing at that cunt oshie and those bandwagon bandits was having a field day laughing at the imposters but when they get jacked they got that ugly long horse face on, i know sweet has 2 get those horses ready for that Derby thats coming up, plusthey got 2 watch out for the hoodhos stesling their horse hair for weave LOL.

raspberry, i agree i think that horse face is losing her mane it must be shedding time or better yet maybe its mating time, seems all the males have left, they thought they could break up the sauce family, never i tell u only death is among us!

raspberry, u ever notice its always the ugly ones that say people are jealous the pretty ones like NIk U dont even pay that mess no mind and i mean she is pretty not no long horse face sea bisquit.

Sweet and sour called and said he might not make it tonight. One of them damn horses bit him and he has to check for rabies now.

Only two people can perform with a glove and still be cool; Michael jackson, and now bey. She may not be all that to some of yall, but she is global. dont hate. congratulate ur sistah. get u a sasha fierce glove and some hot pants and get like her….lol

I want to have sexual intercourse with H e R

damn raspberry tell sweet 2 keep his head up the doctors will give him those big horse pills to take cause those horses are rabid sometimes especially when they get scalped for their horse hair they get real mean. Those trolls are nuts they have no life saying they have jobs and that horsieq use to be on here all day long posting every damn 3 minutes now u know aint no job going for that mess. lmbao

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uuuuh, she looks like janet jackson on drugs.

Not a good look, nothing against janet!

I wish she would let us miss her for awhile!

She’s performin ofcourse she’s not takin glam shots duh.. STOP HATING ON B:)

Mustfa sliced her face when he found that his mane was missing…Bey – please to the 10th power – stop trying to slice RiRi’s style…Sasha fierce? go somewhere and stop the madness . You’re making yourself look desperate and foolish. And now you want to be Wonderwoman too? Hot diggy damn chile! Who in the hell is feeding you all this tainted food? Jay! Come git your Creole organ grinder’s monkey…

@ LETA: LMAO

Hot diggy damn chile! Who in the hell is feeding you all this tainted food? Jay! Come git your Creole organ grinder’s monkey…

Sasha Fierce looks a hot MESS!!!!!! girl bye u tried it, try again cuz thats wack. Oh and where is her phat ass, i new that joint was stuffed. lmao Bey stop fakin please

Oh and that glove, wtf is up wit dat?? Who told her that was hot??, take it back to the video set, thats where it shoulda stayed. lol and i bet she spent bread on that too, and thinks its so hawt. Damn i wanna tell her , look Bey put the damn glove awayyyyyyyyy, cuz thats takayyyyyyyy.

UGH Bey Bey come on nah. Seriously! What is she trying to do? Why does she think she needed an alter-ego? That “Sasha” character is ruining her. She married Jay and done up and lost her damn mind. That glove is comical! I saw the “Put a ring on it” video and was disgusted at all the p—- popping, hunching and grinding she was doing. SHe is going down hill and her two singles are plummeting. No one appears to be digging it Bey, time for a new look cos that one “ain’t” what it is!

@Nubian_Goddess Yeah I am so not feeling her 2 singles If I was a boy should have been sung by whoever she stole it from. The country singer style is not for her. And single ladies gets old fast. I HATE IT!!!!…She needs to put a end to her alter ego because last time I checked when someone pretended to be someone else they locked them up with a straight jacket. Now she does it and its exceptable SMH*

I think she looks cute as a button. It is a STAGE COSTUME for a performance in MONTE CARLO. I do not think she would wear this to Nordstroms. Personally, I would get bored with a performer who looked and sang exactly the same everytime. Her music isn’t really my thing but got to give the girl props – she is one of the hardest working folks in the business.

she need to stop all that desperate coochie poppin at that age

go home to jay-z

Why won’t she just go away, she’s just like roches.

I mean roaches….yall fill me???

DAMN, I did it again!!! Please insert “feel” in my previous rant.

see what happens when you scratch your cooty with a cyborg fingernail? Bey looks like a wild out episode of “trick my bride”…Xhibit! you done went over the edge on this one for sho’

Has no one else noticed that Beyonce’s breasts look “done”?

um, honey u’re a little too late for halloween

@ pink orchid yea her boobs do look done

Who knew they still made crimping irons? What song was she singin with this getup? “Arrr Matey”?