The Big Three may be getting some help…for 12 games this season.

As the NBA season gears up and trade talks begin, the Miami Heat are supposedly looking towards Portland #1 draft pick Greg Oden to help them get a little low-post presence. But here’s the problem, Oden is nothing short of a draft bust as he’s been injured for most of the last three years due to shaky legs and just being too damn big.

But if he’s healthy, he’ll help. But the best part of Oden in the mainstream? Odenface will make frequent appearances, scaring children of all ages!

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife! It’s Odenfaaaaace!