We should have tried to work on our swing growing up.

Three-time NL MVP and World Series winner Albert Pujols just signed a monster deal that’s the second most lucrative baseball contract in MLB history behind Alex Rodriguez’s contract a few years ago.

How much is he worth? Ten years and $254 million bucks! The Anaheim Angels just signed Albert Pujols away from the St. Louis Cardinals. He pulled a LeBron and took his talents to Cali for more money and better weather. At least he won a championship before leaving unlike LeBron did for Cleveland.

Still…holy isht!!!!! Dude is banking. On top of that, he’s doing all of this without any steroid use. Swag. Now, can we borrow a few bucks?