We get spending money on crazy isht…but this is just inexcusable.
What people do with their money is their business. However, these purchases are a waste of money and they hardly even get to enjoy the things they spend all their damn money on! Without further ado, we look at 10 ways celebrities flush their dough down the toilet.
The Alcohol – Jay-Z once talked about spending $20,000 on a bottle of wine once. We understand the love of fine things, but we guarantee if we put a $100 bottle in front of Hov, he wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. Really, how good can wine get? The only thing dumber is…
Alcohol For OTHER People – That picture is a tab LeBron ran up in Las Vegas. He spent more than $100,000 in alcohol on OTHER people. Just get some PBR and Hennessy and call it a day.
Spending $1 Million To Show Naked Crackheads – Okay, not that many people have done this. In fact, the only person we know is Heff, who spent a milli to show Lohan’s pasty cakes that nobody really wanted to see. We guarantee he won’t make it back.
The $2 Milli Bra – Unless this thing massages your ta-tas then it’s just dumb as hell. Does anyone even own this thing, Victoria’s Secret?
The Elvis Sammich – Elvis once flew to Colorado and spent $50K on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a pound of bacon in it. No wonder he got fat and had a heart attack. Why would you spend that money on something that’ll turn to isht in a few hours?
The Hammer – How many a$$holes do you have? Go ahead and check. One? We thought so. So you don’t neet 42 bathrooms in your house! And you definitely don’t need marble floors, MC. See how he went bankrupt? Yeah, get a house you can afford!
Making It Rain – Why would anyone want to make it rain? You’re literally throwing money away for people that will probably keep doing what they’re doing with or without your little dollar bills!
Dumb A$$ Chains – Soulja Boy bought a remote control blinged out car. Can he drive the toy car? Why would he? It’s platinum! So, why did he buy it? Your guess is as good as ours. He might want to see what it’s raking in at the pawn shop though.
Saving Hoes – D. Wade step right up. Nothing ever comes from trying to take hoes out of the strip club and into a better life. D. Wade tried to put his side piece through college and all that! And that money is swiiiiirling down the toilet.
Wifing Hoes With No PreNup or Knocking Broads Up – This is by far the easiest way to end up bankrupt. These hoes will take HALF and then some. Just ask Hulk Hogan. His wife took damn near everything.