Try to keep it together children…
But maybe the whole “Look! Will and Jada hit the club together” bit was just a preemptive move to kill the chatter Star Magazine’s new cover is bound to start.
If you pick up this magazine when it hits stores next week, this cover article is probably going to be filled with all types of juicy, very plausible-sounding theories backed up by none other than every celebrity’s best friend “Anonymous Source.” After all, if their story had any meat to it, Star Magazine would have already run some kind of teaser on their website.
So, based on that, feel free to curl up in a fetal position and comfort yourself by repeating “It’s just a tabloid” until the pain subsides.
We’ll be over here with the “Where there’s smoke, there’s fire” crew.