According to TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan completely wigged after some jackass stole her purse in Hawaii this weekend– telling friends, she was terrified the ordeal would land her in jail … and TMZ has obtained audio of her expletive-filled freak out.
Take a listen … moments after Lindsay discovered her bag was missing … she says, “I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year.”
Lindsay was petrified she’d be stranded in Hawaii without her ID — forcing her to miss her court date in L.A. Wednesday morning … a misstep that could have potentially gotten her probation revoked, and landed her butt behind bars.
Lindsay can relax — TMZ broke the story — her passport and court documents permitting travel were eventually returned along with Lindsay’s $5,000 Chanel purse. However, she’s still short $10,000 cash.
On tape Lindsay adds, “My dad will kill me” — interesting considering her on-again-off-again relationship with Michael Lohan … and his own in-and-out-of-jail (currently, out) status.
Man, you know your life is fawked up when you get your purse and $10,000 stolen and YOU’RE the one worried about going to jail! SMH
Go HERE to listen to the audio of Lindsay going ape isht behind her purse
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