In Shook White Folks News: Lindsay “Airbrush” Blo-han Has Purse And 10,000 Racks Stolen From Hawaiian House Party

Karma maybe???

According to TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan completely wigged after some jackass stole her purse in Hawaii this weekend– telling friends, she was terrified the ordeal would land her in jail … and TMZ has obtained audio of her expletive-filled freak out.

Take a listen … moments after Lindsay discovered her bag was missing … she says, “I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year.”

Lindsay was petrified she’d be stranded in Hawaii without her ID — forcing her to miss her court date in L.A. Wednesday morning … a misstep that could have potentially gotten her probation revoked, and landed her butt behind bars.

Lindsay can relax — TMZ broke the story — her passport and court documents permitting travel were eventually returned along with Lindsay’s $5,000 Chanel purse. However, she’s still short $10,000 cash.

On tape Lindsay adds, “My dad will kill me” — interesting considering her on-again-off-again relationship with Michael Lohan … and his own in-and-out-of-jail (currently, out) status.

Man, you know your life is fawked up when you get your purse and $10,000 stolen and YOU’RE the one worried about going to jail! SMH

Go HERE to listen to the audio of Lindsay going ape isht behind her purse

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