Nicole Richie: Give this b****h about twenty-five pounds of fat back…..

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Death Camp Couture(calenderlive.com)

May 23rd, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

DJ AM, I don’t blame you for leaving, find a girl that you won’t have to eventually bury!

She claims only to a 5-10 pound weight loss, I mean, one of her boobs weighed at least 5 lbs back then! Look how luscious Nicole used be! Beautiful.

Now she needs some ribs with meat, a feeding tube full of double cheese burger juice, high chicken fat smoothies, vats of Oreo soup….something….the girl is going to die.

Miss Ritchie is evidently starving for attention. Come to think of it, get her some mental help!

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