It's divorcing season, people. And these men will never have the same glory they had with their prime boos. Some men leave their women and end up upgrading, but others never reach their previous glory. These are the men that probably sit around and look at pictures of their old thangs and wish they could come up on something similar. But they know they won't.
Nick Cannon - Yes, he's married to Mariah and he's got a strong catalogue of dimes on his resume. But it doesn't get any better than Selita. He came close, but no cigar.
Mike Nilon - This fool had the hottest woman in television, but he messed around and cheated on her. We don't know where he is, but we're sure he's crying into a body pillow.
Jermaine Dupri - He got Janet Jackson somehow. She broke up with him and that tattoo is the only thing he has to remember.
Chris Brown - He's had some decent ladies post-Rihanna, but let's face it. She's the best he's ever had. And it'll probably stay that way.
Lucky Negus - His name is Lucky and he's lived up to it because he got to smash Rih Rih. There's no chance he comes close to reaching that pinnacle again.
Matthew Knowles - His wife was a fine old lady that used to be a banger. Now he's going to be stuck with old ugly broads and young gold diggers. Nobody wants that.
Deion Sanders - Deion will probably pull another beauty now that he's divorced. But there are maybe three women in the world hotter than Pilar so chances are, he'll downgrade substantially.
The-Dream - He went from Christina Milian to a hungry hippo. It'll never be the same again for Terius.
Lil Wayne - He knocked up Lauren London. He should have tried to make it work because she's prime wifey material. Now he's pulling makeup ladies and other random scallywags.
Diddy - Cassie and Kim (and even Cameron Diaz) are cool. But they're not seeing J. Lo. At all. No wonder he made those hoemade songs after she left him.
Ray J - He went from Kimmy K to reality hoes. Then he went to Floyd Mayweather's residual piano enthusiast chicks.
Kris Humphries - And then there's Kris. Yes, his ex-wife is a sorry attention slore, but it's the best he'll ever do on his way to whatever construction site he'll be working on in no time.