One Year Wonders: People We Probably Won’t Give Half A Damn About Come This Time Next Year

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Attention Slores, News, We Broke It Here First!

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These people are going to fall off in no time. Bank on it.

2011 saw a ton of celebrities come and go. Many popped up out of nowhere and had some major newsworthy moments. But their stories are short-lived. In 2012, they’ll be nothing more than memories as they go back to oblivion. Take a look.

herman cain

Herman Cain – Hermie was a political buffoon. But now that it’s over, Cain won’t do much of anything but hock pizza and keep trying to get domed up by white chicks.

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Tim Tebow – Congratulate him right now for his great few games. But he won’t be starting next year and he damn sure won’t be a star any time beyond the end of this season. Say farewell to Lefty Jesus.

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Kreayshawn and V-Nasty – These non-rapping sorry a$$ chicks are going to go away. Nobody will buy their crappy music or pay them attention. Believe that.

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Dudley O’Shaughnessy – We’re not sure if this Chris Brown lookalike is even still chopping down those cakes, but we bet she’ll be moving on in no time.

jesse james and kat von d

Jesse James and Kat Von D – We barely care about them now. Maybe they’ll have some buzz when the wedding happens next year. IF it happens.

pilar sanders

Pilar Sanders – As soon as Deion dropped her, her stock plummeted. Maybe she’ll get a reality show or pose for Playboy to get some shine in 2012.

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Lil B – B’s buzz has fallen apart since he put out that “I’m Gay” song and nobody cared. It’s time to put the final nail in his career.

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Tiki Barber – Tiki had a chance to get a buzz if anyone wanted him back in the NFL, but it’ll just be him and his homewrecking bimbo living in limbo for the rest of their lives.

webbie

Webbie – Webbie had somewhat of a comeback in 2011 with his whole Rocsi thing and a sorry a$$ album, but that’s about it. Boosie’ll have more of a buzz than him in the next year.

kris humphries

Kris Humphries – Lord knows his basketball career won’t take him anywhere. He’ll just be that guy that was married to that chick with the fatty. Good for him.

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