Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Dork Steez

Posted by Bossip Staff

AKeys showed up to the David Letterman Show with her geeky swag in full effect from the glasses to the cocked knee stance. We know the goofy thick rimmed glasses are ‘in’ but truth be told, that ish ain’t cute. Alicia had better be glad she is, though.

Check her out.

And one more of the “I’m smart” look under the hood when you…

Comments(65) on “Dork Steez”


  1. Alicia still beautiful

  2. So_Surrus

    whats up wit these steve urkel gl*****es on err’body…BUt alicia looks nice!

  3. Nyah Molineaux

    Hey aint nothing wrong with being a dork. I am so tired of people trying to act “cool” when they just end up looking foolish.

    Hey she may look dorky, but she is richer than most of us.

  4. da darkness

    the super dyke stee-lo

  5. Playlist

    Top 5 >> Sup with these geek goggles Alicia?

  6. Mock Rock Star(Mock Rock loves U)

    da darkness

    the super dyke stee-lo

    ——————–

    Unnessary comment but…

    Maybe she could play Wonder Woman if given a chance

  7. homenig

    she looks like a white man…

  8. G Money

    She looks cute. Loving the coat!

  9. lil latte

    Those are some big gl*****es, I personally don’t like them but then again I don’t have to wear them…

  10. JOEY B

    now thats wifey material right dere!


  11. I love alicia she did an amazing job last

    night on letterman and looked damn good….

    okay the haters are gonna hate so let them do you girl!!!!!! Oh and for the haters Alicia will

    be on the View today Peace ….

  12. earhustla

    I love that white coat, the gl*****es look good on her.

    @Mock Rock Star – you know I think she is a better actress than Beyonce and may actually be fierce in the role

  13. Mock Rock Star(Mock Rock loves U)

    The coat is cool…I’m on the hunt for a very stylist, beige peacoat so if U see a medium somewhere…holla at your girl

  14. 1500bytoday.com

    I love her!!

  15. Vinandi

    home wrecking heifer seems to be so damn cheerful nowadays, I wonder why?…..

  16. Creole Baby Justa Snare & a 808

    why do new yorkers like we big ***** gl*****es?

  17. Mock Rock Star(Mock Rock loves U)

    earhustla

    I love that white coat, the gl*****es look good on her.

    @Mock Rock Star – you know I think she is a better actress than Beyonce and may actually be fierce in the role

    ———————-

    I hear u…I’d go see it, but she has to wait her turn and do something like “Supergirl” or “She-Ra”

  18. Oshie ("Who Wants a Bird Bath?")

    Sadly, it’s not the gl*****es that bother me…

  19. Creole Baby Justa Snare & a 808

    wearing* my bad son


  20. I’LL SUCK THAT ***** SO LONG THAT HER SKIN WILL CRACK.

  21. Encyclopedia Brown

    Who has Alicia dated?

  22. Mock Rock Star(Mock Rock loves U)

    Oshie (“Who Wants a Bird Bath?”)

    Sadly, it’s not the gl*****es that bother me…

    —————————

    Don’t bring your ***** up in here hating on A. Keys…

    —————Alicia Keys *****ociate—————

    Alicia is my girl (from what I know of her). She’s the only star that I’ve been constantly compared to so I’m going to always be on her defense unless I’m dissing her so all who want to try bring it or step off!!!

  23. Mock Rock Star(Mock Rock loves U)

    Encyclopedia Brown

    Who has Alicia dated?

    ——————————–

    (looking around and wishing I could raise my hand)


  24. A. Keys even has the acne problem to put her in full geek mode…


  25. i coulda done without the awkward pose, but the gl*****es and everything else is cute

  26. Oshie ("Who Wants a Bird Bath?")

    @ MRS: EAA*****SSY there lil missy. I love AKeys… but I don’t love her coat… or smock… or blanket or whatever that is.

  27. JOEY B

    i cant front,,thats a slick coat for a female

  28. Mock Rock Star(Mock Rock loves U)

    Oshie (“Who Wants a Bird Bath?”)

    @ MRS: EAA*****SSY there lil missy. I love AKeys… but I don’t love her coat… or smock… or blanket or whatever that is.

    ————————

    OK…U know I’m an undercover/oncover racist…but I think I could give U some love…if U kept Z in check


  29. Encyclopedia Brown

    Who has Alicia dated?

    ——————————–

    That Whack mother *****er Swizz

  30. Mock Rock Star(Mock Rock loves U)

    JOEY B

    i cant front,,thats a slick coat for a female

    ————————-

    That coat ain’t that fly…stick to men clothing, brother…but I like u champ

  31. JOEY B

    LMAO–>>>>@Mock Rock Star(Mock Rock loves U)

  32. Mock Rock Star(Mock Rock loves U)

    brb…gotta roll

  33. Aries Chica

    Somebody took the words right out my hands typing…

    First Sasha Fierce now Urkel Keys..WHATS NEXT??

    These celebs dont even know who they are…

  34. JOEY B

    i likes ya too Mock!

  35. DR.FUNK

    She looks like the pretty version of “Ugly Betty”.

  36. DR.FUNK

    It’s almost winter.NOW would be a good time for girlie to get in the gym & lose those elephant hips & thighs.

  37. Kompton's Kutie {{Suivez la Faveur}}

    I like the look.


  38. Alicia wearing those super gl*****es to look out for

    Mashonda. Watch Alicia she coming to get that *****

  39. Nina Knows

    I like this look….. she looks really naughty. She is completely covered up and looks sexy as *****. Alicia is screaming to be spanked.


  40. LUV HER SHE LOOKS GOOD EITHER WAY,SHES SO CUTE,TALENTED,LUV HER MUSIC

  41. PURPPLE

    Actually this looked really FRESH on Alicia, I think its one of her best looks yet.

  42. PURPPLE

    THAT COAT IS OFF THE CHAIIINNNNN! I see me stuntin in it now!

  43. kevwebb "I'm so FLY I gotta shop at the SKY mall!!"

    See…some girls a cute anyway. I’ve said many times I don’t like to catch you with the club look because that’s that “Grand Illusion.” I like to catch a girl at the Grocery Store, with the oversized sweats (shirt & pants), flip flops, and a pony tail. No make up, and pleasant “hello.” When I speak. You p***** that test, I’m gone hollar.

  44. Mock Rock Star(Mock Rock loves U)

    When are they going to come up with Season three of Boondocks???

    I have to see Gangstalicious bring himself out of this gay *****. Maybe he’ll be a Ronald McDonald’s kid clown ***** rapper….hmmmmm

  45. Roni

    I’m liking the look.

  46. LADY ARCHITECT (DOING BIG THINGS AT 23)

    SHE LOOKS GREAT. LOVE THE JACKET AND THE COAT ALONG WITH THE BAG. WHO CARES ABOUT THE GL*****ES, SHE IS NATURALLY SMART ANYWAYS. SHE ACTUALLY WENT TO SCHOOL UNLIKE OTHERS.

  47. da darkness

    those gl*****es she bit from Polo the don and Kanye. Super dyke

  48. AmandaFoster

    I saw that someone posted a dating site MIXEDMATE,.COM I have checked that site. Some celebs are hanging out there? FU*K MIXEDMATE FU*K………………………..It is a site for guys to date beautiful and sexy girls. Don’t allow yourself to be cheated.

  49. AmandaMiller

    I saw that someone posted a dating site MIXEDMATE,.COM I have checked that site. Some celebs are hanging out there? FU*K MIXEDMATE FU*K………………………..It is a site for guys to date beautiful and sexy girls. Don’t allow yourself to be cheated.


  50. oshie why the hell dont u leave you dumb ***** all your so called friends are gone.. goodbye retard! Dre wore that tail down yesterday that ish was too funny!

  51. Wife

    I know she dotn have on YSL booties and tried to cover them up with pants knowing full on that they are wide at the ankle for style???

    she just made her cankles look extra big!! bad move.

    she needs to fire her stylist

  52. Just Some Cat

    I’m feelin the dork s*****…

  53. IamWhiteman

    oh lord i would like to put my white ***** into that millato vagina of hers…

  54. X

    She looks great!!!

    This is a very cute “nerdy” look!!! I just love the “good girl” look!!!

  55. soldiergirl

    That coat is FIRE!!! and “in spite of” the gl*****es she still LOOKS DAM GOOD…..stop fronting ppl. lol K*****if / totally agree swizz is WACK…….

  56. chaka1

    I would wear the ***** out of that outfit if I could afford it right now. Then again, it’s 100 degrees in South Florida.

  57. KOKO

    Alicia looks fabulous even with the gl*****es..

  58. Tajah

    Love the ENTIRE look. Gl*****es and all.

  59. 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals bought a unit from Oshie in Bikini bottom!!!

    I SWEAR TO GAWD……..

    I would gank her for that coat!!!!!!!!!

    I would gank her for that coat!!!!!!!!!

    I would gank her for that coat!!!!!!!!!

    I can see me now….I’d come to the monthly report out meeting late!!!

    ON PURPOSE!!!! Just so *****es could suck their teeth when I stepped in with THAT ***** on my back!!!

    Alicia–

    Here in NC, we have what we call “Give a kid a coat” drive. I’m going to have to ask you to “Give a Diva THAT coat!!!!!!!!”

    **scrolling back up to take another look**

    That ***** is sick!!!!!!!!!! She shoulda rocked a hat…maybe bring back the Tams!!!

    Yup! Yup!!!

  60. Phenomenal Me... Ms. Dee (Our 44th President of the United States of America... Barack Hussein Obama!! YEAAAAAH BOOOOOOOYYYY!)

    Ummmm enough with the thick framed school boys!! The trend is NOT catching on! Other than that, she’s rocking da hellsybob outta dat dayum coat. LOVE IT!

  61. Jordin

    Alicia is so pretty she look good n everything

  62. AS

    I LOVE Alicia but man the girl is such a hit or miss dresser…But mostly miss.

  63. Carla

    What’s wrong with wearing gl*****es ?

  64. Ready Set Go

    Wow, what a cute and smart face she has. I am in love.

  65. NoTimeToGaze

    I love Alicia, and I am hard to please when it comes to music- I love great music. All the same, I do believe that Alicia is not a subscriber to the fresh to death camp. She wears what she is told, or what she thinks is hot, or what she feels comfortable in. I do not believe that she ever claimed to be really great at it. This is the humility that I love. Hence, she just seems to be having fun. Although as a founder of the fresh to death camp, I must give this the rating of: Negatory. Alicia I love you but Negatory.

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