Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
Dork Steez
Posted by Bossip Staff
AKeys showed up to the David Letterman Show with her geeky swag in full effect from the glasses to the cocked knee stance. We know the goofy thick rimmed glasses are ‘in’ but truth be told, that ish ain’t cute. Alicia had better be glad she is, though.
Check her out.
And one more of the “I’m smart” look under the hood when you…
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Alicia still beautiful
whats up wit these steve urkel gl*****es on err’body…BUt alicia looks nice!
Hey aint nothing wrong with being a dork. I am so tired of people trying to act “cool” when they just end up looking foolish.
Hey she may look dorky, but she is richer than most of us.
the super dyke stee-lo
Top 5 >> Sup with these geek goggles Alicia?
da darkness
the super dyke stee-lo
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Unnessary comment but…
Maybe she could play Wonder Woman if given a chance
she looks like a white man…
She looks cute. Loving the coat!
Those are some big gl*****es, I personally don’t like them but then again I don’t have to wear them…
now thats wifey material right dere!
I love alicia she did an amazing job last
night on letterman and looked damn good….
okay the haters are gonna hate so let them do you girl!!!!!! Oh and for the haters Alicia will
be on the View today Peace ….
I love that white coat, the gl*****es look good on her.
@Mock Rock Star – you know I think she is a better actress than Beyonce and may actually be fierce in the role
The coat is cool…I’m on the hunt for a very stylist, beige peacoat so if U see a medium somewhere…holla at your girl
I love her!!
home wrecking heifer seems to be so damn cheerful nowadays, I wonder why?…..
why do new yorkers like we big ***** gl*****es?
earhustla
I love that white coat, the gl*****es look good on her.
@Mock Rock Star – you know I think she is a better actress than Beyonce and may actually be fierce in the role
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I hear u…I’d go see it, but she has to wait her turn and do something like “Supergirl” or “She-Ra”
Sadly, it’s not the gl*****es that bother me…
wearing* my bad son
I’LL SUCK THAT ***** SO LONG THAT HER SKIN WILL CRACK.
Who has Alicia dated?
Oshie (“Who Wants a Bird Bath?”)
Sadly, it’s not the gl*****es that bother me…
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Don’t bring your ***** up in here hating on A. Keys…
—————Alicia Keys *****ociate—————
Alicia is my girl (from what I know of her). She’s the only star that I’ve been constantly compared to so I’m going to always be on her defense unless I’m dissing her so all who want to try bring it or step off!!!
Encyclopedia Brown
Who has Alicia dated?
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(looking around and wishing I could raise my hand)
A. Keys even has the acne problem to put her in full geek mode…
i coulda done without the awkward pose, but the gl*****es and everything else is cute
@ MRS: EAA*****SSY there lil missy. I love AKeys… but I don’t love her coat… or smock… or blanket or whatever that is.
i cant front,,thats a slick coat for a female
Oshie (“Who Wants a Bird Bath?”)
@ MRS: EAA*****SSY there lil missy. I love AKeys… but I don’t love her coat… or smock… or blanket or whatever that is.
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OK…U know I’m an undercover/oncover racist…but I think I could give U some love…if U kept Z in check
Encyclopedia Brown
Who has Alicia dated?
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That Whack mother *****er Swizz
JOEY B
i cant front,,thats a slick coat for a female
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That coat ain’t that fly…stick to men clothing, brother…but I like u champ
LMAO–>>>>@Mock Rock Star(Mock Rock loves U)
brb…gotta roll
Somebody took the words right out my hands typing…
First Sasha Fierce now Urkel Keys..WHATS NEXT??
These celebs dont even know who they are…
i likes ya too Mock!
She looks like the pretty version of “Ugly Betty”.
It’s almost winter.NOW would be a good time for girlie to get in the gym & lose those elephant hips & thighs.
I like the look.
Alicia wearing those super gl*****es to look out for
Mashonda. Watch Alicia she coming to get that *****
I like this look….. she looks really naughty. She is completely covered up and looks sexy as *****. Alicia is screaming to be spanked.
LUV HER SHE LOOKS GOOD EITHER WAY,SHES SO CUTE,TALENTED,LUV HER MUSIC
Actually this looked really FRESH on Alicia, I think its one of her best looks yet.
THAT COAT IS OFF THE CHAIIINNNNN! I see me stuntin in it now!
See…some girls a cute anyway. I’ve said many times I don’t like to catch you with the club look because that’s that “Grand Illusion.” I like to catch a girl at the Grocery Store, with the oversized sweats (shirt & pants), flip flops, and a pony tail. No make up, and pleasant “hello.” When I speak. You p***** that test, I’m gone hollar.
When are they going to come up with Season three of Boondocks???
I have to see Gangstalicious bring himself out of this gay *****. Maybe he’ll be a Ronald McDonald’s kid clown ***** rapper….hmmmmm
I’m liking the look.
SHE LOOKS GREAT. LOVE THE JACKET AND THE COAT ALONG WITH THE BAG. WHO CARES ABOUT THE GL*****ES, SHE IS NATURALLY SMART ANYWAYS. SHE ACTUALLY WENT TO SCHOOL UNLIKE OTHERS.
those gl*****es she bit from Polo the don and Kanye. Super dyke
I saw that someone posted a dating site MIXEDMATE,.COM I have checked that site. Some celebs are hanging out there? FU*K MIXEDMATE FU*K………………………..It is a site for guys to date beautiful and sexy girls. Don’t allow yourself to be cheated.
I saw that someone posted a dating site MIXEDMATE,.COM I have checked that site. Some celebs are hanging out there? FU*K MIXEDMATE FU*K………………………..It is a site for guys to date beautiful and sexy girls. Don’t allow yourself to be cheated.
oshie why the hell dont u leave you dumb ***** all your so called friends are gone.. goodbye retard! Dre wore that tail down yesterday that ish was too funny!
I know she dotn have on YSL booties and tried to cover them up with pants knowing full on that they are wide at the ankle for style???
she just made her cankles look extra big!! bad move.
she needs to fire her stylist
I’m feelin the dork s*****…
oh lord i would like to put my white ***** into that millato vagina of hers…
She looks great!!!
This is a very cute “nerdy” look!!! I just love the “good girl” look!!!
That coat is FIRE!!! and “in spite of” the gl*****es she still LOOKS DAM GOOD…..stop fronting ppl. lol K*****if / totally agree swizz is WACK…….
I would wear the ***** out of that outfit if I could afford it right now. Then again, it’s 100 degrees in South Florida.
Alicia looks fabulous even with the gl*****es..
Love the ENTIRE look. Gl*****es and all.
I SWEAR TO GAWD……..
I would gank her for that coat!!!!!!!!!
I would gank her for that coat!!!!!!!!!
I would gank her for that coat!!!!!!!!!
I can see me now….I’d come to the monthly report out meeting late!!!
ON PURPOSE!!!! Just so *****es could suck their teeth when I stepped in with THAT ***** on my back!!!
Alicia–
Here in NC, we have what we call “Give a kid a coat” drive. I’m going to have to ask you to “Give a Diva THAT coat!!!!!!!!”
**scrolling back up to take another look**
That ***** is sick!!!!!!!!!! She shoulda rocked a hat…maybe bring back the Tams!!!
Yup! Yup!!!
Ummmm enough with the thick framed school boys!! The trend is NOT catching on! Other than that, she’s rocking da hellsybob outta dat dayum coat. LOVE IT!
Alicia is so pretty she look good n everything
I LOVE Alicia but man the girl is such a hit or miss dresser…But mostly miss.
What’s wrong with wearing gl*****es ?
Wow, what a cute and smart face she has. I am in love.
I love Alicia, and I am hard to please when it comes to music- I love great music. All the same, I do believe that Alicia is not a subscriber to the fresh to death camp. She wears what she is told, or what she thinks is hot, or what she feels comfortable in. I do not believe that she ever claimed to be really great at it. This is the humility that I love. Hence, she just seems to be having fun. Although as a founder of the fresh to death camp, I must give this the rating of: Negatory. Alicia I love you but Negatory.