Those poor children:
Cinema goers were given the Full Monty when all they wanted was the Chipmunks, say police. Edward L. Brown is accused of standing up in the front row while naked from the waist down during a 4pm screening of ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.’ Brown allegedly exposed his ‘chestnuts’ to the 86 patrons in the Chicago cinema. Two policemen who were patrolling the North Riverside mall quickly responded to the commotion and arrested Brown. According to the police report Brown said was let into the theater for free by an unnamed female who bribed him to strip with the promise of sex later. Brown was held on a $100,000 bond.