Y’all knew we couldn’t get too deep into this new year before folks got back to speculating about the goings ons of Beyonce’s uterus.
A man claiming to be an employee of a Houston-area medical center called local radio station 97.9 The Box this morning, claiming to have the secret details about the upcoming birth of little Jayonce Dereona Tiana-May Brooklyn Knowles-Carter.
I’m just letting you guys know that [while] a lot of people are saying, “Well, Beyonce’s having her baby in New York,” no. She’s having it right here in Houston. Everybody’s thinking it’s New York, that’s why they got so upset: they don’t know the real story. She’s having it here, close to her mom.
Asked when Beyonce was scheduled to deliver, the caller replied:
One day this week. It’s probably Friday. But she flew in yesterday. Why would she have it in New York? She’s from Houston, her mother’s here, her family’s here… duh!
Sounds good. Too bad we know for a fact, thanks to some thirsty Brooklyn restaurateurs that Beyonce was definitely in NYC on New Year’s Eve. And if she was ready to deliver this Friday, as in tomorrow, as in 7 days after being spotted in New York, there isn’t an airline, pilot or doctor on this planet that would have allowed her to fly.
We wonder what other outlandish-ness we’ll hear before this little girl is born…
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