Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Jumping The Broom

Posted by Bossip Staff

It looks like the two love birds are getting hitched:

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are about to get engaged in the romance capital of the world. The happy couple fly out from London tomorrow for a minibreak to Paris – where the lovers will choose their rings. And then they’ll head back to London, where Sam has been DJing, and announce their engagement to the world.

Not that we would wish ill will on anyone’s relationship, but wouldn’t it make for a fantastic scene if they got to the altar and Lindsay said, “Sike, I’m not even gay!”

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Comments(30) on “Jumping The Broom”

  1. Hannibal (Behind Every Great Black Man...Is The Police)

  2. PURPPLE

    No offense intended to the Gay chicks on here but with all this good dyck out here, i will just NEVER understand it…guess its not meant for me to…

  3. oreo

    3rdddddddddd

  4. Baby girl

    Im tired of these *****ed up broads..didnt Lindsay say she wasn’t cough* gay..anywho enuff is enuff!

  5. Betty

    dont care

  6. Betty

    im glad the whole gay marriage ***** is not a law everywhere.

  7. cliff

    lindsay is going to break that poor girl’s heart.


  8. I have a feeling this story isnt true..but hey whatever moving on…

  9. blaq

    Lindsey said how happy she was America elected their first “Colored” President. Interesting


  10. oops! clicked here on accident!!!

  11. Obama Woman

    Jumping the broom?

    Dont you mean get married? Jumping the broom was a term Africans who were enslaved in America would do when they werent allowed to get married in a church.

    Lindsay & Co. can go to any Vegas hotel and get it done.

    anyway, didnt CA prevent gays from getting married?

  12. shar

    Please can I correct your copy before it is posted?

    Sike=Psyche

  13. cmoore

    I DONT EVEN THINK LINDSEY IS GAY. ITS JUST A STUNT FOR HER STUPID TAIL TO STAY IN THE MEDIA….

  14. WordtotheWise

    Shouldn’t this be on TMZ…forget it.

  15. Lacombe Redbone (Officially Chopped & Screwed)

    These two clowns again…….blahhahahahahahahahah :lol:

  16. Ermy Erm

    wouldn’t it make for a fantastic scene if they got to the altar and Lindsay said, “Sike, I’m not even gay!”

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PURE DEE COMMO-DEE!!

  17. Music.Love.Life

    Why are we hearing bout some rascist, no panty wearing cracker when Keyshia Cole show just premired? Why we ain’t talking about that?! Sh*t. This some bullsh*t.

  18. Kompton's Kutie {{Suivez la Faveur}}

    Um, they better check and see if they have to be a resident for a certain amount of time before they can legally become married in London. Dopeheads!

  19. pnut

    who cares…i bet they both smell bologna

  20. STEFANY

    I BELIEVE THIS IS A PHASE FOR LINDSEY, SHE JUST SEEMS TO WILD TO GIVE UP *****.

  21. Somer

    When you are brokenhearted, this is the reason you NEVER cry on the shoulders of your lesbian girlfriends. Linds is NOT gay, just sick of men. I know too many women in Atl that have been turned out just like Lindsay. When she wake up & dumped this she-man, we will find out how much she really loves Lindsay with the tell all. What alot of people don’t know is that Sam was the one calling the media when Lindsay was *****ed out of her mind and past out. Sam has TMZ on speed dial. She is a K-fraud.

  22. Doc

    Dam Bossip yall just turn into haters

    All I see in this blog is people being hate on there is nothing positive being said about anyone except Barack Obama. can you just congratulate and stop the hate?

  23. Blah Blah Yackety Smackety

    Don’t *****ody care about this *****e face broad anyway I think this is all for publicity on lyndsay’s part and she said that colored crap cause it’s something she heard her grandma say or something cause who says that” colored ” ***** wasn’t born in the 40’s ***** mad cause the democrats in Cali voted against Prop 8 and she *****ociating that with us black people ol dumb washed up dumb baritone ***** hoe !

  24. NOLYINGHERE

    OH!!! WHITE TRASH NEWS DAY!!

  25. Ready Set Go

    It would be even funnier if LiLo pulled out a ding and said “Surprise, I’m a man!”

  26. kc

    WTF is “sike”?

    PSYCHE. Duh.

  27. Phenomenal Me... Ms. Dee (Our 44th President of the United States of America... Barack Hussein Obama!! YEAAAAAH BOOOOOOOYYYY!)

    More Dimsey Noman stories??? WTH cares!! She and her Little Brother can jump the San Francisco bridge for all I care. This is NOT news!!!! BOOOOO!!!

  28. Raquel26

    And we care for WHAT reason?

  29. lisalisa

    Lindsey is NOT gay she is just tired of men!

  30. loislane

    Bossip, who cares about this white trash, racist *****ehead?! Next!

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