Can You Spell That? Celebrity Kid Names That Are Way Weirder Than Blue Ivy Carter

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Babies, Baby Mama Drama, Ballers
bey jay blue These crazy names make Blue Ivy sound like it's as normal as Sue Beth. Celebrities are known for crazy a$$ names for their children and these take the cake way more than Bey and Jay's. And you wanna know the craziest part: they're not ALL white people! Take a look.
andre 3000 7 Andre 3000 and Erykah Badu - They have a son named Seven Sirius Benjamin. But you'd expect that from them.
big boi bamboo Big Boi - He has a son named Bamboo.
palin Sarah Palin - She has sons named Trig and Track. No, we're not surprised she did something stupid.
lisa bonet Lisa Bonet - Try this on for size: Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. *scratches head*
jason lee Jason Lee - His son is named Pilot Inspektor. Is he a frikkin super hero kid in training?
audio science Shannyn Sossamon - This actress named her child Audio Science. That sounds like a class!
nicholas cage Nicholas Cage - He loves Superman so much that he named his kid Kal-El - Superman's Krypton name. Sigh.
frank zappa Frank Zappa - The legendary artist clearly did a lot of drugs: Dweezil, Moon Unit, Diva Thin Muffin, and Ahmet. Sounds like Sailor Moon characters.
Jamie Oliver - He's called the Naked Chef and is mega popular overseas. His kids names sound like kitchen spices: Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo.
penn Penn - The magician and one half of Penn and Teller has quite a crazy name for his girl. Her name is Moxie Crimefighter!

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