Are you ready to rummmmmbleeeeee?! Celebrity feuds are as common as celebrity babies and celebrity DUIs. But sometimes there just aren't enough TMZ or reality show cameras around to capture the insanity. That's when we have to rely on word of mouth to get the real. So without further ado, here are some epic beat downs we so wish we could have seen unfold before our eyes.
Evelyn Lozada and Jennifer Williams - They've been scrapping on and off for a few weeks but we haven't seen footage! Yet. We can't wait for the next Basketball Wives season.
T.I. and Lil Flip - Word is they got into a scuffle in Houston one day where bodyguards were tossing them around and beating them up. This was damn near 10 years ago and NO ONE had a camera?! Dammit.
Ghostface Killah and Mase - A notorious rap story is that Ghost saw Mase yanking his flyers off of a post one day, so Ghost hopped out of his van like the A-Team and broke Mase's jaw with one punch. Maybe that's what led him to Jesus.
Suge Knight and Vanilla Ice - During a dispute over masters, Suge allegedly hung Ice over a balcony. There's also something about someone drinking urine but that might be urban legend.
Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage - Yeah, we know they fake fought on camera all the time. But see that black eye? It's because Hulk was pushing up on Macho's wife, Miss Elizabeth and Randy gave him a nice shiner for his ho-dom backstage before a match. Now we'd pay for that!
Prince and Sinead O'Connor - So here's the story: Prince invited Sinead over to his house to flip out on her for one of her tirades. She cursed and spit at him. So he went crazy and decked her!
Bill Cosby and Tom Smothers - Back in the 70s, Smothers basically called Cosby an Uncle Tom. Then they ran into each other at the Playboy mansion and Billy knocked him the eff out with a punch to the back of the head. Heathcliff is gangsta.
Yung Berg and all the people that jacked his chain - His chain's been stolen a dozen times and NO ONE had a flip cam?! Get it together.
Jay-Z - He's always so cool and collected. But one night he went off and beat up some dude at a club. Get the security footage.
Diddy - We still don't know exactly what happened at the club that night Diddy got arrested, but we'd like to see him toss a few punches.
Brandy and Monica - There were rumors of them fighting backstage at the VMAs a few years ago but no proof. For shame.