If you thought this heffa spazzed out on Twitter, wait ’til you read THIS!
As most of you read, yesterday we posted a story about Kola Boof’s outrageous, angry, Twitter rant, where she admitted to sleeping with Kimora Lee Simmons’ husband Djimon Hounsou on several different occasions while the power couple have been married.
Well, the lil terrorist-fawker decided to respond to all the hub-bub, and she named BOSSIP specifically in her A-Z response rant where she literally had replies from A-Z
Ooooooooh we’ve angered the African sea-creature…
Flip the pages to read…and laugh!
For you at BOSSIP…and all you one-sided BLOGGERS, here is Kola Boof’s detailed (A-Z) response to your Kimora Lee gossipfest.
(A) N****R “blogs” that hate African women think that consistently posting the worst photo they can find establishes what said woman looks like. NOT.
(B) Black Americans don’t know S**T about beauty. They think a Fat-faced ASIAN who looks like the “Winking Snail” they serve at Benihana automatically equals cute. To their self-hating black a**es, she’s “beautiful” just because she’s not black, just because she’s light and other. To her fellow Asians, she’s a fat pudgy-faced reject who went to the Black community because n****rstock think anything Non-Black is automatically cute—no matter how “out of shape” and “flat a**ed” it is.
(C) Men compliment Kola’s huge natural breasts, 50-inch legs, nice shapely a** & her dazzling Egyptian cheekbones. HER FACE is striking Men claim. She has amazingly beautiful soft cocoa skin. When she walks down the street (at 6 feet 2 inches tall)…people call her “Nubian Goddess.” Because she actually is.
(D) Kola Boof is “vaginally infibulated”—so her p***y is outrageously TIGHT. He complains how ‘loose’ & fleshy the other girl’s is. Can’t get traction. Maybe Cabbage Patch-face should get that Bubble Gum t**t of hers tightened back up.
*It might also help if she washed her a** sometimes. Bad Hygiene causes the husband to go around complaining she stinks. That’s no good when your husband whispering to his friends that you stink.
(E) Sometimes men MARRY for reasons that are strategic, not romantic. The Ex-Girlfriend they loved “freaking with” in happier days…. becomes part of the P.R. arranged marriage.
(F) Powder Princesses love to gossip & *START* s**t. But they cry like babies when someone is bold enough to call their BLUFF in public. It shocks them when the s**t they started turns into a Boomerang.
(G) You were f*****g my man when he was **MY BOYFRIEND**…..so it’s okay for me to f**k him now that he’s your husband.
(H) African Men always return….to an African P***y. It’s like radar. Your Korean mother found that out didn’t she? Your own dad is f****g Black women now. So why you feel superior?
Bossip note: cotDAMN she’s goin IN!!!
(I) ASIAN women who marry Black men are often very Racist. They say racist s**t…that makes Women like me come back for revenge later.
(J) Sometimes a Black woman f***s a man she doesn’t like anymore…just to annoy his wife. It’s called revenge.
(K) Powder Princesses need to learn…that if you don’t START NONE….it won’t be none. Black B****es will shut your s**t down without a second thought.
(L) The ASIAN lady’s N****R TOES (Black American b****es who stan for Ms. Benihana)…are nothing more than “Black Maids,” wallflowers straining to defend her. They are pitiful and always relegated to the background in life. As her dutiful Maids, they attack an African woman without even knowing the Years-Long history. I give not a f**k about a N****r b***h’s love for those I curse.
(M) If you don’t like KOLA BOOF, get on your knees and ask GOD if I give a f**k. Then go to church and LOCK your pitiful a** inside.
(N) Biracial & MIXED Women who **THINK** I’m against them for being biracial/mixed…..are in reality Colorstruck Racists underneath. They benefit from Colorism and fear a powerful African woman like myself who isn’t impressed by them being 2% mattress f***s with light skin. They fear that they will lose their benefits…they are also intensely JEALOUS of authentic Black women because it’s our identity they try to steal and covet.
(O) People who think the “TRUTH” is crazy, insane & crackish…are usually Cretins who can’t handle the f*****g truth. They fear confrontation and reality.
(P) Sometimes you **ck a man that you don’t like anymore….because that D*** is too good to leave alone. And you despise his racist Wife.
(Q) Kola Boof, aka “Kola Wetmouth” is probably the best d***-sucker on American soil. That goes with her bodacious body. She enjoys sex. She is also one of the most ACCLAIMED literary writers in America–praised by The Boston Globe, Publisher’s Weekly, Booklist and chosen by Librarians of America in 2011 as one of the best novels of the year.
(R) Kola Boof is not one for “Shame.” She owns all that she has done in life. Her mistakes & bad personal traits are embraced. NO SHAME.
(S) Kola Boof has never “loved” Osama Bin Laden. She did not WILLINGLY choose to be with him. She was a model-actress 20 yrs. ago in her native North Africa & was taken by force.
(T) There is no such thing as “DATING” in the Arab Muslim World. Women have no rights & need protection. Osama Bin Laden took over Kola Boof’s life and kept her for 6 months at La Maison Arabe. There was no “love story.” Kola Boof had to survive and that’s what she did.
(U) Kola Boof has dated many famous men. Anyone can GOOGLE her life story. But Kola Boof is judged by a different standard than other famous women are judged. What’s cute and celebrated about Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and other WHITE women is overly demonized in Kola Boof. The nerve of that African immigrant b***h thinking she’s hot and thinking she’s cosmpolitan. Why
would any man want her?
(V) Kola Boof is strikingly beautiful. She is not “out of shape” or shaped like a bread box. Kola’s a** is not flat. Kola’s p***y is TIGHT.
(W) Kola Boof gives not a f**k what AMERICAN BITCHES think of her ribald truthful bluntness. She gives not a f**k about GOD & CHURCH.
(X) KOLA BOOF….is not one for PRETENTION or “fake manners & mores.” Kola Boof is loving, kind & down to earth. But don’t f**k with her.
(Y) Kola Boof loves all human beings of every type. Kola is a nice lady. But Kola will give you…what you give her. Kola is no one’s victim. Kola does not go “in back”–Kola is not the maid or the wallflower. Kola disrespects those who disrespect her. Kola is a free woman.
(Z) KOLA BOOF…will kick your motherf*****g a**. Or die trying. She thinks the world of herself. She is not crazy. She has good damn sense. The lies that are continuously perpetuated about Kola Boof by weak, ladylike gossiping b*****s need to stop.
Bossip note: All we can say is…this beyotch is cray SMH LMAO!!!!