Ho Sit Down: Roseanne Barr Wants To Be Your Next Chubby Lumpkins President!

Ho Sit Down: Chubby Lumpkins Roseanne Barr Wants To Be Your Next President!

Is this a joke??

Seems like self proclaimed “Domestic Goddess” is very serious about being the First Lady in Charge…

According to HuffingtonPost:

Roseanne Barr announced on Thursday evening that she is officially pursuing the Green Party’s nomination for president of the United States, fulfilling a promise she made back in August. Like many third-party candidates, she’s seeking to use the platform of a presidential campaign to draw attention to issues dear to her heart.

So what, exactly, are Barr’s pet issues and political beliefs?

Forgive all student loans and homeowner debt and credit card debt by “kicking out” the Federal Reserve.

Institute single-payer healthcare within 100 days of her inauguration.

Pursue those she calls “financial terrorists”.

Reconfigure American diets, shifting away from animal protein and toward protein from nuts (she owns a large macadamia nut farm in Hawaii).

Fight for gay rights.

Barr has also long been in favor of legalizing marijuana, and has said in the past that she’d abolish all taxes.

Will you be voting for Rosenne?

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