Holy Presidential Prophylactics Batman! New Condom Company Wants To Make Sure You Protect Your Cauc-us…Mitt Romney Style!

SMH, LOL, GTFOHWTBS!

According to TMZ reports:

Call him Mitt “Love Glove” Romney … ’cause TMZ has learned a condom company has officially launched a line of special rubbers dedicated to the Republican candidate … despite not having Mitt’s approval.

The condom company launched a website this week, offering the political jimmys for roughly five bucks a pop.

TMZ spoke with the owner of the company — which also famously launched Obama condoms a while back — who tells us he KNOWS his operation is perfectly legit because a State Supreme Court judge previously ruled his products are protected under his First Amendment right to free speech.

The owner tells us he’s marketing the product to anyone with an “elitist p***s” … and states, “Romney Condoms are tax free so even the poor can afford them.”

*rimshot*

The American political process has officially turned into a circus, so much for being “the greatest country on Earth”

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