For The Conspiracy Theorists: A History Of Alllll The “Evidence” That Bey Was Never Carrying A Gut Full Of Anything

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Attention Slores, Babies, Baby Mama Drama

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Let the investigation begin!

Ever since Bey shook up the world with her baby bump last year, the speculation has been running wild that she’s been faking the whole time. While we don’t necessarily believe the crazies, we’re going to add fuel to the fire and show you the clues that have everyone jumping to the conclusion.

And remember, these aren’t OUR theories. We’re just reporting them, kids.

vma

It all started at the VMAs. As soon as she revealed the bump, people were calling it fake. While the bump looked legit to us, there was some evidence to support their claims…

beyonce intimate show

Right before she did the VMA revelation, she was on stage doing flips for an audience! People said there’s no way a pregnant woman would do what she did during her intimate concert.

the disappearing hump

The disappearing hump is the straw that broke the camel’s back. When everyone saw that bump air pocket, it was a green light to call that thing FAKE! We can’t lie, the picture made us scratch our heads for a second.

bey responds

Beyonce had enough and finally responded to the rumors. But here’s the thing…she NEVER responds to rumors. So putting a video response had some feeling like her denial was a tad TOO strong. Hmmmm…

daddy

Soon rumors started spreading that Daddy Knowles had a hidden kid that he wanted to pass on to Bey and Hov. *Dramatic music* Now we have the origin of our mystery kid!

secret

Then when she was finally ready to have the baby, the Lenox hospital was on shut down. Nobody saw her enter or leave. And she gave them all those gifts. Was that hush money?

Yes, these theories are getting crazier and crazier.

pictures

Then there were all of the pictures! This picture, with Bey’s ribs hanging out of the side, had people screaming that it was a prosthetic tummy!

post-baby body

Finally, in the last couple of days, Bey has hit the scene again looking as fine as ever. People are wondering how she got that body back so quickly. Duh duh duhhhhh!!! Good job, sleuths.

Now, if you can just find some proof, you’ll be good.

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