These men and women need to branch out.
We’ve seen these celebrities and their boos together over the years and we’ve started to notice some patterns? Think you have a chance with these people? Just see if you can fall in line as one of the types and you got a shot!
Type: Light-skinned dudes that she can use to replace the hole in her heart left by Chris Brown
Examples: Dudley O’Shaugnessy, Matt Kemp, Drake, Possibly J. Cole
Type: Big muscular guys to make her forget she ever let Bow Wow chop it down
Examples: Amar’e Stoudamire, 50 Cent (possibly LeBron James)
Type: People other rappers and musicians chopped down (See also: strippers)
Examples: Rihanna, Serena Williams, Dollicia Bryan
Type: Hispanic chicks (and one white girl that we know of…)
Examples: Vanessa Bryant, Jessica Burciaga
Type: Married Men
Examples: Dwyane Wade + an assortment of other famously married men
Type: Women out of his league
Examples: Christina Milian, Selita Ebanks, Mariah Carey (See also: EVERY WOMAN HE’S EVER DATED)