Wednesday, November 19th, 2008
Who Looked More Bangin’???
Posted by Bossip Staff
Both Beyonce and Melyssa Ford were in NY partying it up at separate events, but they both looked gorgeous, to us, that is. If you had to tab one of these young ladies as the hottest chick in NY last night, we have to know: Which One Looked More Bangin’?
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devante swing swing swing swing
what the eff is this halloween,
I give it 2 melysa, beyonce lukin like an old head , go old head go old head
melyssa! hands down
Actually i take that back dey both look like old heads ,go old heads ,go old heads ,go,go , go old heads
Melyssa Ford does – Nothing looks banging on Beyuckce she looks like an old maid. Beyuckce needs to get that chip off her shoulder, cause she is not all that….makeup and money sure makes people thing that their ***** can make patty!
wow, it hurt to say, but i dig beys better. melyssa looks like supa heads cuzin or somethin…
I take Ms. Ford mos def… Bey, sorry sis.. I think you’re over rated. The other chick you kicked out of Destiny Child was way better looking than you..
Melissa Ford fo sho.
Melyssa is gorgeous.
I say B wins this round because she’s au natural: Melissa’s breast implant is peekin’ at us and standing at attention in that pic.
M. Ford got it and cld GET it!
Beyonce of course. What kind dumb question is that? LOL!
***Bossip is the biggest Beyonce Stan. . .but they’ll blame you to cover it.
My question is why is Q from Day 26 lookin’ so pretty? That man has never been that manicured. Not a good look.
Melyssa Ford !!!!! That’s right y’all from my hometown Toronto!!!!!
Canadian girlz are sexy…
you must be out your mind if you think Melyssa Ford is looking better than Beyonce. Beyonce is murdering the gam right now….
Hahahah compare Video hoes to Beyonce is crazy to me.. MF looks nasty. No suprise. B is whats up.
JAY-Z SWAGGER JACKS BIGGIES RHYMES
BEYONCE SWAGGER JACKS CIARA PERSONA
BUCH OF SWAGGER JACKIN…………..*****S LOL
She is my favorite. Just saw her on interracial personals site “”"” M i x e d M a t e . c o
m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single again now????????????
*game*
and that is a trip, melyssa ford is nowhere near in the same cl***** as Beyonce, as far as fashion and overall cl*****iness…
Beyonce. She looks sophisticated, whereas MF looks like she got that dress from Forever 21 and the heeled sandals from Payless. I thought she was SuperHead at first glance. Someone needs to tell her we’re heading into WINTER, so it’s time to put the summer dresses away, and tuck in the tah tahs!! (Sad to see her emphasizing her “sexy” so much, since she has a pretty face!)
Beyonce looks better from the neck up but good gawd that dress is horrible so Melissa takes it from the neck home. Beyonce need to be ashamed for wearing that vinyl tablecloth out the house.
i meant from the neck down melissa got it
I have to say B. And those Chanel earrings are tooo cute.
melyssa does look like super head,lol,i think bey looks better
BEY IS GLOWING, BE HAPPY FOR A BLACK SISTA THAT IS MARRIED HAPPILY! SHE IS FREE NOW!!!!
NEITHER is banging, they both look crazy….BUT devante Swing is bangin!
and this is my opionion what i see with my own eyes
its not hating : i have to explain b4 i make my comment.
here we go
they both looks trashy
bey look like elvria in that dress – taking this sasha thing a bit 2 far
and melyssa seems like she was in a rush to get
out of the house and was attacked by the neighbor’s dog.
everybody applaud Mack she knows wat shes talkin bout lol
i have to go with melyssa cuz she got that *****k a ***** on the first aquaintance hood***** swag about her. I like that in a jumpoff.
BEY IS GLOWING, BE HAPPY FOR A BLACK SISTA THAT IS MARRIED HAPPILY! SHE IS FREE NOW!!!!
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she wasn’t free before -
beside she is not the only sista that is
happily married ….plz
LOTS’ OF PEOPLE TALKIN’. FEW OF THEM KNOW, THE SOUL OF A HOODHO, WAS CREATED BELOW!!!
i have to go with melyssa cuz she got that *****k a ***** on the first aquaintance hood***** swag about her. I like that in a jumpoff.
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DEAD!!!LMAO!
damn, this site has a lot of Bey hatas on here–i see this is my last time on here(to negitive for me)
Bye Harlem say hello to Cam for me and ask him when hes coming back, we miss dipset
since when does honesty mean hatin? melyssa wins this one hands down. Bey can win all the time lol.
Beyonce that’s my secret girlfriend and
Beyonce
lol ya’ll are crazy…good morning!
Beyonce, very cl*****y
naw they crazy lol hey B.G.
Neither.
How dare Bossip compare the gloved one to a mere video chick?!!
Bossip the agreement was to give Beyonce top billing and positive press for the duration of the album release week. Don’t make me stop those checks!!!
LMAO at gangsta Papa Knowles
Melissa, WTF is up with Bey and the Morticia Adams dress?
Melissa looks more like a kim kard. super head. But bey looks more elegant and cl*****y. But they both look nice I guess its all about if you want the trashy look or the cl*****y look.
MELYSSA
MELySSA L00kz CHEAP n TACKy…
NEXT!!!!!!!!!
MELySSA L00kz CHEAP n TACKy…
NEXT!!!!!!!!!
BEY KiLLEd HER…
ANd ALWAYS WiLL….
damn ms goodie goodie,
do you have to hate on Bey every damn day…
and YES, YOU are hating. you do more than say what you dislike or your opinion, you go on a full fledge hating spree…..
Beyonce!
Melissa, look like she is trying to hard! People do not have to have their *****ies out to look sexy, that screams insecurity to me! Beyonce is sexy in her :Adam’s family Get up! Do it girl!
Who would be more fun in bed? Melyssa!!!
Hey mandah!
What it do???
@( The Delicious○☻♣) Ms Sugar Walls♥♥♥♥
LMBAO @ Adam’s family Get up…but I agree, she does look good
I’D HONEST HAVE TO SAY NEITHER. BEYONCE HAS THE PRETTIER FACE THOUGH, BUT THAT DRESS IS A DREADFUL FASHION MISTAKE. I WONDER IF TINA HAD HER PUT THIS ON. SHE NEEDS A BETTER STYLIST PERIOD. MELYSSA LOOKS THROWN TOGETHER AND THOSE IMPLANTS UP TOP DON’T COMPLIMENT HER AT ALL. HER SHOES ARE CUTE THOUGH. OVERALL I’D SAY MALINDA AND HER HUBBY LOOK THE BEST.
melyssa, of course. bossip, did you even need to ask? y’all know damn well melyssa ford smashes that other chick. she looks older than melyssa, and her dress looks like a garbage bag from the dollar store. she’s the poster girl for ‘trying too hard’ nowadays. melyssa’s body is Certified Banger Material. that other chick is a Certified Tranny Inspiration.
to chi-town….
“sasha fierce” might get on top and ride til she die though….
ridiculous question. Melyssa, of course.
Not a fan of Beyonce’s dress…but she has a great figure, so I’ll let her slide. Melyssa wins…hey, she’s Canadian, so she automatically gets my point.
Melyssa is effortlessly sexy. she’s a banger without even trying to be. beyonce tries too hard to convince people that she’s sexy, and as a result, it’s not.
Beyonce of course!
Number 1 album in the country!
Number 1 & 2 singles in the country!
Number 8 album in the country – Dangerously In Love
Number 1 & 2 video in the country!
Thanks Beyossip
we did it baby! LOL
Melyssa. all day, every day. beyonce looks old.
damn ms goodie goodie,
do you have to hate on Bey every damn day…
and YES, YOU are hating. you do more than say what you dislike or your opinion, you go on a full fledge hating spree…
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o child plz me hating on beyonce
the only thing that beyonce got that i dont have is her millions, beside that i am a beautiful woman, beautiful body, have an education – a degree from JOHN JAY – so thats that
now i am not a fan of this cat, if you are, then good for you, beyonce doesnt not impress in the least.
# 2. ppl act like they have never seen beautiful woman b4, everyday y’all get up in here and praise this *****, how beautiful and her body this and that, and all that bull crap, honey not me, i have seem better and more educated ppl in my life than this uneducated fool beyonce and i am still not impress…i love to express myself and give MY opinion which ever way i want and dont really give a ***** who like it or not
so thats that…..
FYI: she is one stuck up uneducated *****
now what
@i’d hate me 2
wishful thinking. you’re setting yourself up for disappointment.
here’s the difference….
where as Melyssa is sexy, but Beyonce is BEAUTIFUL. that’s what puts bey over the top in this comparison. Melyssa got her breast all out, and pretty much, her dress looks a little cheapish…i’d do Melyssa she’s bad, but i would have to make love to Bey, i mean, i guarantee that the room she walked into, everyone jaws just dropped in amazement when they saw her. the dress is elvira-ish, but she can get away with is in a cl*****y way….
Melyssa Ford…that dress doesn’t compliment Beyonce at all
@ms goodie goodie
AMEN!! these delusional stans act like you’re supposed to bury your head up this bird brain’s *****, and if you don’t then you’re a hater. whatever. i’ve seen chicks working at burger king that look better than this girl on her best day.
Melyssa is more “Eye catching” if thats what a “Banger” is than she has this one hands down. Bey looks nice for an Opera or some cl*****y event but she does not look Banging.
And the Double CD is GARBAGE. I let some of you on here yesterday hype me up to go buy that trash. I should have followed the Limewire people and got the songs I LIKE! I’m trying to sell it now to someone in my office for $10 (got to get sum of my money back)
Just Like Usher – it seems like marriage has taken her creative juices…I guess releasing an album after getting married is a recipe for disaster! If this album doesn’t flop it’s because of MARKETING because the content SUCKS *****!
beyonce is cute, but melyssa is BEAUTIFUL. beyonce still got that ‘little girl playing dress up’ thing going on, while melyssa gives you 100% mature woman. melyssa wins this one.
wow, that dress is horribilus!!! but of course bey is prettier but melissa ford body is the best!!! no doubt! i’ve seen melyssa in person and she is really sexy! no homo!
ms goodie goodie, i mean, damn, do you know her, do yall kick it every weekend to be calling her stuck up. if so, then i will shut up. ut if you don’t, then why is it that you feel the need to call her a *****. you say that you have all the things except the millions, but yet you are downing this girl because people say that she is gorgeous. i mean, do you, anddon’t worry about who everyone else is praising. if you have all the stuff that you say you do, then you shouldn’t be mad how people like someone else, unless you are a HATER, that’s the only reason i see why you act the way you do. and that’s the truth, whatever your opinion is fine, but know that your opinion is filled with hate….and yet in still, you try to say that “i’m not a hater”…you words prove otherwise…
@dayg715
thank you
thank you
Clearly, the hoe named Melyssa looks more bangin
LMAO, what a ridiculous question! anybody with eyes can see that Melyssa is what you call a CERTIFIED BANGER. Camel’s “wife” looks like Tisha Campbell circa 1988, and not in a good way.
melissa, is not beautiful! She is pretty, but NOT beautiful! NO WAY!
and like someone said ABOVE, it is time to put the summer dresses away! This does look like a rave, forver 21, rainbow Clothing!
Bey really looks nice when she tones her hair down I wish someone wld tell her stylist..She wins outta those two..she has the cl*****ier look..
@talley -B
try to read what you wrote and see if it make sense to you cuz r rra ra i am lost.
blab, blab, i am still tryna figure out what your wrote, write something that make sense
again blab, blab, thank you and goodbye
BEY clearly shows more cofidence, check her interviews etc etc. She’s @ the top of her game I see an Oscar coming………….And the dress is very cl*****y and conservative I love it! Take it from a real critic.
Where are my comments??
i say Bey gets it, she’s a natural beauty. Melyssa looks ummm not cl*****y! someone else said it but yea her fake ***** dont help at all.
i was saying tyhat Q is so damn GORGEOUS!!! THAT MAN IS SO BEAUTIFUL! I would just need one night with him and he won’t go back!!
@msgoodie goodie
@dayg715
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I think ya’ll have spoken for me….I aint bout to be worshiping no ***** no day! I look in the mirror and like what I seee. Plus I see chicks prettier than her on a daily basis……! If that makes me a beyonce hater than in the words of Kat Willams “feel free to hate on me!”
ill take melyssa ford
Me.
I’ll give it to Ms. Ford!!!
Literally!!!!
LMAO
@ oshie, lemme see a real pic and ill be the judge of that
ill take beyonce even doe shes got her funeral swag on
ms goodie goodie
yeah, if you get all the hate out your eyes, you could understand what i said, booboo….i swear, folks can’t stand hearing the truth….the truth shall set you free….
@ Fallin: I think I’m getting a digi camera for my birthday, Dec. 9, can you wait that long? Prepare to orgasm uncontrollably.
@ OShie… i doubt it lol… yea i can wait.. so ur a sag… hmmm..
Why do they have to ask who looks more bangin?
They can just do a separate post for each and call it a day.
Neither one of them are playing in the same ballpark so why compare the two?
Ok i have had enough of u and Fallin’s disgusting talk trade msn e-mails address and do away with that ***** this aint your personal chat! DAMN i aint tryna be reading that *****….Im just saying tryna help ya’ll out!
THIS ONE TO ME IS KIND OF A TOSS UP. ODDLY ENOUGH, I LIKE BEYONCES DRESS. I ACTUALLY LIKE THE WHOLE LOOK. ITS DIFFERENT. REALLY LONG BUT DIFFERENT. MELISSA, I DONT THINK THAT SHE COULD BE CL*****IFIED AS MUCH BEAUTIFUL, AS SHE COULD SEXY. SHE HAS MORE SEX APPEAL THAN ANYTHING ELSE. SO THIS DRESS IS A GOOD LOOK FOR HER. IF I WERE GOING FOR CL*****Y/BEAUTIFUL, I’D SAY BEYONCE. IF I WERE GOING FOR SEXY, I’D SAY MELISSA.
HEY MY PEEPS!!
HEY FALLIN!!
HEY OSH!!
HEY MS WALLS!!
lol @ matthrew knowles…In what context are we comparing? Melissa Ford was known for her body way before Beyonce even became hot, that is a known fact, that is why she is a known video hoe hoodho whatever you call it lol…I dont know what part of Beyonce made her famous except for her populatiry and bubble gum music. There were beautiful women before and certainly beautiful women after…
@ Baby Girl: you wanna scissor?
COSIGN WITH THE BLOGGER FORMERLY KNOWN AS. I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING THE SAME THING. THEY DONT FIT IN THE SAME CATEGORY.
ON A SIDE NOTE, MALINDA WILLIAMS AND D-NICE LOOK SO CUTE. I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS PRETTY.
@ Baby girl… damn, its like that? i dont try to start ***** wit any1… but thatnks for ur opinion tho…
wat it do sexyq…. ooh i like that.. thats my rhyming poetic skills lol
lol @ someone seeing an Oscar for Beyonce. Clearly, we must not be watching the same movies LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’d Hate Me 2,
That was a prediction you made? I actually went to the Billboard site because I thought you go some facts off there. She’s actually noly featured in like three charts on Billboard and dropping from her peak slots of 3 and 5. All other charts she’s not in the top 10 anymore so you’re being a little dillusional.
I do believe she will top the sales charts though because she has a loyal fanbase which is ultimately good. So she’ll receive a lot of money. You need the charts to gain awards.
Can I pick Malinda Williams? Just sayin, shes mad underrated…
OSH, WHAT YOU DOING WITH THE ICE CREAM LYRICS IN YOUR HEAD LINE MOMMA? THAT USED TO BE MY SONG WHEN I WAS LIKE 15-16.
Hey sxyQ!
@ Fallin: yes I’m a sag, sags are the best u no.
Melyssa Ford takes it…Sorry Bey stans
@baby girl
i feel you – worship someone with higher power not this cat ….and like you, when i look in the mirror i just love what i see….
@talley-B
there is no hate in my beautiful hazel eyes
you should see them now , they shinning bright like a morning star, nothing but love come from my eyes …
the only problem with my eyes, is your comments
that i am unable to understand, tryna figure out your point….ummmm
@Fallin………….
Nah ya cool…wats up!
@ sxy: I KNOW. I need a french vanilla half-shirt with the W on it… I’m still looking. I might have to make one with a sharpie and some scissors.
HEY LADY ARCHITECT!! HOW YOU DOING TODAY?
First of all, Bey has a beautiful shape but that dress is not doin her justice, the flava of it is to old for her, MF is lookin kinda *****ty busting out all over the place, lookin sexy is when you’re not tryin to be so obvious and blatant with it. so neither.
@ bABY girl… whats up wit ya?
@OSH
YEAH WELL WHEN YOU MAKE YOURS, MAKE ME A CARAMEL SUNDAE ONE MKAY? LMAO
lol @ someone seeing an Oscar for Beyonce. Clearly, we must not be watching the same movies LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yo LMFAO
dam this funny
@ baby girl…. lol, whats up wit ya?
lol @ someone seeing an Oscar for Beyonce. Clearly, we must not be watching the same movies LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DAYUMMM. LOL. (silently cosigning before the stans come out for attack)
@ms goodie goodie
exactly…I give my thanks and praises to God not these celebrities what the ***** can they do for me really???….hold up I will wait!!….You have to look in the mirror and like what you see, Beauty starts from within..when you love yourself then and only then can you find it in yourself to love others!
@ sxyq, lmao… i just saw ur name/headline thing… very nice
Nm. Im just chilln another day at work…same ***** different day
Both look extremely “hot”. But where is the ring?
SXYQBLONDIE,
HEY. I’M GOOD OVER HERE AND YOU?
@ baby girl… i hear ya… i actually like being at work lol.
Ok, sxyQ, I couldn’t find a sharpie so I used some nail polish and I had to use one of my husbands shirts so don’t worry about the big Jack Daniels logo on the back. So just give me your address and I’ll get this in the mail. How do you spell caremall again?
@ Oshie..wtf is a scissor?
“IF I’M A HORSE, I’M A MUH FUGGIN STALLION!!” ha haaa(sxyQblondie. check my properties for confirmation…25eed6db17c91789baebf357555ab0e9?)
yo stallion, can i ride you. I’m so horny, even the crack of dawn aint safe.
Baby Girl secretly wants to get turned out… shhhhhh….
Melyssa Ford is starting to wear her age… she’s a certified cougar. Is she hitable… yes. But she’s not marraige or committment material. It’s sad, in those pictures, Ms. Ford looks like the older woman in the club always holding a drink and who’s once perfect body is starting to go south.
i feel ya…work aint so bad here either its just been a bit slow for me…but thanks to bossip i have something to do LOL
@ Oshie ..actually i’ll p***** on that one…not my thing but to each is own
NEITHER,DISLIKE BOTH DRESSES
****NOSE JOB ALERT*****
I watched her interview with Tatyana Ali last night on TV1. How come every other celebrity that has a nose job is crticized for it? Everyone except Beyonce. I mean she is fly, but the girl has had several nose jobs over the years. In Destiny’s Child “Say My Name” days, she had a fat azz Solange nose. Now look at it. Looking like Janet’s nose!
LOL@FALLIN
HEY, I’M SAYIN…..(they asked for it)
@LADY A
I’M DOING GOOD MOMMA. TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW I’M GOING TO BUNDLE UP AGAINST THIS COLD WEATHER OUT HERE!!
@OSHE
NAIL POLISH WILL DO MOMMA. I’LL JUST PUT ELECTRICAL TAPE OVER THE JACK DANIELS INSIGNIA(LOL)
@LOTS OF PEOPLE
I WASNT EVEN GOING TO RESPOND TO YOU. BUT THE FOLLOWING COMMENT…..
I’m so horny, even the crack of dawn aint safe.
WAS KINDA FUNNY. I THINK I’LL USE THAT.(making mental note.)
@OSHIE U wish your ugly white ***** did look like those 2 sista’s you tired white HOE!
@horseyQ What am I gonna do with you???? you wish you did look like either one of them and then you have the nerve to come here and judge..hahahahahahahahahahahahaha u r funny not to mention Fuglier than a *****, ***** sit your tired ***** down you and your sidekick Goshie::::::::
BEYONCE, SHE LOOKS MORE CL*****Y–HOW CAN U COMPARE? BU THEN AGAIN IMA BEYONCE FAN…SO (LOL) GO BEY! GOT THAT ALBUM TOO!!
BUT*
OPEN YOUR EYE’S PPL SEE WHAT’S REALLY COMING ATCHA!
@OSHIE U wish your ugly white ***** did look like those 2 sista’s you tired white HOE!
@horseyQ What am I gonna do with you???? you wish you did look like either one of them and then you have the nerve to come here and judge..hahahahahahahahahahahahaha u r funny not to mention Fuglier than a *****, ***** sit your tired ***** down you and your sidekick Goshie::::::::
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LOL!
I’ve been saying Beyonce had a nose job, but no one wanted to believe me.
I am the voice of reason, people.
Beyonce looks cl*****ier
well, ms goodie goodie,
you should get some contacts for those pretty eyes if you can’t get what i’m trying to say. but it’s all good, cause like i said, everyone has their own opinion. but opinions are beliefs, not feelings….your feeling towards Bey is because everyone is worshipping her…..if everyone was on your bra strap, was you be calling yourself a ***** and other ungodly names??? i don’t think that you would….
oh *****tttttttt… i just saw my boy Luda…. i love me some Luda…
OSHIE you and horsey are like 2 tired hoes on the strip::::: yall are so played out::::OSHIE on here trying to hook up with the *****ES:::::horseyQ on here trying to hook up with any damn body that will have her:::so sadd:::::
@OSHIE
YOU MY SIDEKICK NOW? WORD? THATS WHATS UP!! YOU KNOW I USED TO HAVE THIS SONG DOWNLOADED ON MY COMPUTER, FROM THE UNSIGNED RAPPER. IT WAS ACTUALLY CALLED SIDEKICK….
“YOU COULD BE MY SIDEKICK!! THE ONLY ONE THAT I RIDE WITH!”"”
I DEDICATE THAT SONG TO YOU OSH!! I LUV YOU SIDEKICK!!
Melyssa Ford all day, I would beat the breaks and undercarriage off that buggy, ya dig. Put the Ox on her, them p*ssy lips would blow bubbles everytime she see a nicca!
Melyssa Ford needs to get back in her Honda Accord with that cheap dress, bad breast implants and ’90’s hoe swag. I’m not crazy about Bey’s Elvira dress, but at least she looks cl*****y and current.
That’s great! You can enjoy this.I know the first and largest dating site for Cougars and Young Men … Sugar Mommy Match.C o m … where cougars and young men seeking love! That’s cool!
Did HorseyQ have a nerve to say she’s a stallion?????hahahahahahahaha i must admitt you are truly comical::::that ***** is funny and my co-worker almost lost her muffin looking at your tired ***** 1 morning::::
@FALLIN U sexier than a ***** momma damn, I know it’s 2 late but if you could give horseyQ some tips on how to apply herself like you she would be aight::::
Melyissa won this one please!
I’ll give it to Melyssa. Her dress fits better. Beyaki’s dress is droopy as hell, and the lobe splitting Chanel earrings don’t go with it. You can still be cl*****y and show your tatas a little.
IN THE WORDS OF DEAR OLE BILLY JOEL
I dont need you to worry for me cos im alright
i dont want you to tell me its time to come home
I dont care what you say anymore this is my life
go ahead with your own life leave me alone
I never said you had to offer me a second chance
i never said i was a victim of cir*****stance
i stil belong, dont get me wrong
you can speak your mind but not on my time
@ open ur eyes… thanks for the compliment, but sxyq is holding her own…
what gravie does every1 see?
Ms_ButtaflyynDC,I read your comment ,I was also thinking the same thing.
Morning folks!!!
Both ladies look awesome, but I must go with my Icon Bey.. uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh oh oh oh!! LOL
Uhhhh…whoever said that Beyaki is au natural must be smoking crack. That chick has had a nose job, a tummy tuck and breast augmentation.
Crack is wack.
Horsey don’t try to act like that doesn’t bother you you busted *****! u know that ***** eats you up like you do the hay in the barn house HOE! you talk so much ***** ” I am not going to be posting much here anymore to my peeps” but everyday who pops up??????you are lost or have no friends outside bossip????what is it????? i tryed to have a session with Z the other day but perhaps I can have one with you being as though you are lost in typing in all CAPS????WHY??????
Hey @ Osh, SxyQ (lol @ ur screen name) and Fallin
LMAO, I CRACK ME UP.
but sxyq is holding her own…
AND YOU KNOW THISSSSSS!!! MAIIIIINNNNEEEEEEE!!!! LMFAO
(thanx fallin) NEXT TOPIC
OPEN YOUR EYE’S PPL SEE WHAT’S REALLY COMING ATCHA!
yo ***** why you thuggin on the *****ez? You get kicked out the real *****z club? Chill on that *****, fool.
****is someone upset because they want it to bother me, they try to make it bother me, but deep inside they know it doesnt?? lmfao*****
HEY BROOK MOMMA!! I’M GLAD YOU LIKE THE HEADLINE. HAS A NICE LITTLE RING TO IT IF I MIGHT SAY SO MYSELF. LOL
@Fallin You r welcome sexy:: but please tell me what she’s holding??? hopefully a lighter and some acid to burn herself that chick is horrid seriously::: I have been reading bossip for awhile when all the cool originals use to post and when she ever put that pic up of herself i swear I nearly jumped out my chair screaming::::and i’m a dude so imagine what *****’s was thinking hearing my blurt out like that::::
Yo nucca mind yours son on some real *****! I can ***** with who i want to on this ***** ***** you is ***** bossip police????GTFOH:::::::
LOL @ Devante swing and that picture, I have such a funny story about him, but I wont post it here cuz then Bossip will want to interview me.. LOL
@SxyQ, you r so clever, lol. I have to email you a funny story cuz that Devante Swig pic just bought back memories from 1999, lol
OPEN YOUR EYE’S PPL SEE WHAT’S REALLY COMING ATCHA!
OSHIE you and horsey are like 2 tired hoes on the strip::::: yall are so played out::::OSHIE on here trying to hook up with the *****ES:::::horseyQ on here trying to hook up with any damn body that will have her:::so sadd:::::
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LOL!
waddup Brook…
girls what gravie u seeing?
@FallinPoet,
I am seeing them Vanilla *****ays, sheeet, do you give free samples?
@ sxyQ: Ok then, I dedicate this song to you:
I said ain’t nothing but tutti fruity
Get on the floor if ya got that booty
Shake what ya momma gave ya, shake what ya momma gave ya
I said ain’t nothing but tutti fruity
Get on the floor if ya got that booty
Shake what ya momma gave ya, shake what ya momma gave ya
Dance, too much booty in your pants
Dance, too much booty in your pants
I said dance, too much booty in your pants
Dance, too much booty in your pants
Well shake that ***** ***** and let me see what ya got
Well shake that ***** ***** and let me see what ya got
Hey! hey! hey! I said shake it, don’t break it
It took ya momma 9 months to make it
I say shake it, dont’ break it
It took ya momma 9 months to make it
Well scrub the ground, scrub the ground, scrub the ground
@Horsey oh it’s bothering momma or you wouldn’t acknowledge what i’m saying:::see it’s like this you that type of chick that needs to be told by someone who don’t know you::::you need to stop frontin ma you don’t look good at all:::I don’t know who told you otherwise but you are so fuggin busted ***** is funny how you act like you are the finest thing that hit this thread:::NO! you are not: that female NU hell yeah! SWEETCHEEKS (HELL YEH)! KEISHA (YEAH)! OCTAVIA YEAH! a few others as well but not you momma:::::
@ Fallin: Your *****
OPEN YOUR EYE’S PPL SEE WHAT’S REALLY COMING ATCHA!
***** that goes both ways and guess what, ho? you on my ***** list, which means i *****k with yo punk azz everytime you post, *****got. Here you is up in buildin yo self by *****kin with the females and *****. Where im at, that makes you a punk *****.
ohhhhh ***** broklyn tellllll meeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol plz
@ lET’s get it… lmao.. no free samples…
damn refresh ppl… i have a new one up… out with the beautiful breats.
@FALLIN
I SEE THE TWINS. LOL
@OSH
GOT TO FIND ONE GOOD TO SEND YA BACK. GIVE ME A SEC
@BROOK
YOU KNOW IT MOMMA. HURRY UP AND EMAIL ME THEN!!(tapping fingers on desk…lol)
@FallinPoet,
Then I’ll have to go to plan B, and use my gift of gab with you then. Cause it is trickin even if you got it!
LMAO@ LOTS OF PEOPLE
@FALLIN
I’M GOING TO CLEAR THE CACHE. ONE HOT SEC
Both of em look hot, I’d hit both at the same time…
OKAY, I SEE IT NOW. WHO’S THE GIRL IN THE PHOTO WITH YOU MOMMA?
WADDUP REDD
@LOTS U must be sweet on this ***** yo??? ***** this is a computer ***** is you scaring is what I wanna know??? ***** if we was in person you wouldn’t scare me either you’s a ***** ***** ghost writer son::: you can keep talking ***** it’s nothing fam if it makes you happy:::: you must wanna suck horsey’s *****?????what gives nucca????
@ Fallin: Now I see a coupla dykes. LOL I keed, I keed…
OSHIE, THE FOLLOWING IS FOR YOU SINCE YOU ARE ALWAYS REMINDED OF WHAT YOU ARE
You know we keep that white girl
Christina Aguilera
My jewelry too loud, baby girl I can’t hear ya
I need about 50 if them bricks is the topic *yeah*
They know we run the streets, man them boys best stop it
You know we keep that white girl *girl*
Christina Aguilera *yeah*
My jewelry too loud, home boy I can’t hear ya
I need about 50 if them bricks is the topic
They know we run the streets, man them boys best stop it
1st verse
Fresh White tee in my all-white caddy
Yeah, she a girl but she call me daddy
Smoking nothin’ but the best
You can call this Cali *huh*
half a brick on the seat you can call that sally *haha*
A little paranoid, you can call me crazy, last time they came through
they spent about a buck 80 *yeah*
“About a buck 80?”
- Yeah, 180 thousand matta fact, *****
runnin through the change right now
@ sXYQ… thats the ex
oooh… i hate being called a dyke lol… im bi, and whe i think of dyke i think of the big burly gurls
WOW WHAT DID I MISS. COME IN THE BLOG AND PEOPLE ARE CURSING EACHOTHER OUT?
@Devante
NOOOOO!!!! I can get sued and he can go to jail if u know what I mean… LOL
Gotta say—-
Melyssa
C*****ie
Rhianna
Alicia
Shontelle
Christina Milian
should i keep going with women who look better then Beyonce
@Devante
why u pick him of all ppl, lol
@ Fallin: I sorry, you’re not a dyke.
@ sxyQ: NOOOOO that is too funny, I know this girl who has that on her ringer when I call her!
MELISA FORD IS THE ONLY WOMEN ON THE PLANET I WOULD SELL MY HOUSE TO HAVE A 50-50 CHANCE OF TASTING.
lol y da ***** say it den , i swear i hate wen people do that, on a scale of 1-10 how bad is it lol i wont snitch my names Devante not CURTISSSSSSSSS
BOO Like the Album Beyonce disappoints again
Hey Fallin, wuz good?
@ Brooke: Um, you pretty much HAVE to tell the story now. Don’t worry you won’t get “sued”.
C’mon. Tell us.
@BROOK
I SEE YOUR OLD PHOTO. I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ADORABLE.
@LADY A
YOU KNOW IT’S THE NORM.
See what I mean about that white ***** OSHIE???? she is always lashing out at yall sista’s and yall don’t see that *****::::::
@LadyA nothing going on ma with your fine *****, you on here looking sexy too damn ma::::::
@OSH
@ sxyQ: NOOOOO that is too funny, I know this girl who has that on her ringer when I call her!
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LMAO, SO I’M ON POINT.
@BROOK
YEAH, YOU MINE AS WELL GO ON AND TELL THE STORY NOW. YOU’VE GOT EVERYONE INTRIGUED.
OPEN YOUR EYE’S PPL SEE WHAT’S REALLY COMING ATCHA!
See what I mean about that white ***** OSHIE???? she is always lashing out at yall sista’s and yall don’t see that *****::::::
@LadyA nothing going on ma with your fine *****, you on here looking sexy too damn ma::::::
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LOL!
beyonce, melyssa looks *****ty
OSH I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!!(wiping tear)
@K-mia
Thats a good thing though, looking *****ty…:)
OPEN YOUR EYE’S PPL SEE WHAT’S REALLY COMING ATCHA!
@LOTS U must be sweet on this ***** yo??? ***** this is a computer ***** is you scaring is what I wanna know??? ***** if we was in person you wouldn’t scare me either you’s a ***** ***** ghost writer son::: you can keep talking ***** it’s nothing fam if it makes you happy:::: you must wanna suck horsey’s *****?????what gives nucca????
***** the same can be asked of you. You the one up in here thuggin, bein knave and *****. Folks up in here bein normal and pleasant and here you is being insulting to females who wasnt addressing yo azz to begin with. You sound like some *****, whose mama popped her *****y out you mouf too soon, now you up in here actin out cuz you starvin for attention and *****. Grow up *****.
Hey Fallin I see u and some brown girl lying down together (hmmmm, lol)
Ok sxy Q it is pretty long tho
Y DID I PICK DEVANTE ? BECAUSE HES A MUSICAL GENIUS , *****ED HIMSELF WITH ALL THAT WEED DOE
lol @ “some brown girl” wth.. and get ur mind out the gutter… we were outside/fully clothed/lying on the gr*****…
@ K-mia
I think thats her job right???
Sto-REE, sto-REE, sto-REE!
*banging fists on table*
@BROOK
I’VE GOT THE PATIENCE. COME ON WITH THAT COME ON!! LOL
@ Mr. Swing
lol y da ***** say it den , i swear i hate wen people do that, on a scale of 1-10 how bad is it lol i wont snitch my names Devante not CURTISSSSSSSSS
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Well geesh I am sorry, and I wont blow him up, he going threw enough problems, and his real name is Donald not Devante
KMT I JUST KNOW THIS STORY GUNNA BE CRAP LIKE ” I SAW THE ***** IN WALMART WITH HIS MOM “LOL COMEEEEE ON
UH OHHHHHH!! @(BROOK)…NOT DONALD. I GUESS HE FIGURED DEVANTE HAD MORE “S*****GGG” LMAO
YES I KNOW DONALD DEGRATE JNR
@ SxyQ
K going to housewives thread, yall harrasing me… lol
@Lots bruh what are you tyrying to spell knave???? imma tell you again just like this:: this is a blog I can talk ***** to who i *****in want to son! you do me and imma do me:::: my mom’s is dead son so what your mouf on that piece kid::::you keep pimpin trying to pick up *****es on the net in the mean time its’ all good family:::::::
@Sxy
yea he is quite a character, very peculiar, but yes! a musical genuis. His idol is Prince
yea he is quite a character, very peculiar, but yes! a musical genuis. His idol is Prince
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IT DOESNT SHOCK ME THAT HIS IDOL WOULD BE PRINCE AT ALL. WELL, EMAIL ME!!
@Mr. Swing
He *****ed himself with more than just weed boo
ITS NOT LIKE HES GAY OR NUTHIN ?????? DEVANTE CANT BE GAY
NOOO NOT THE COCAIN ,DAMN I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST WEED AND THE PARANOIA GOT TO HIM ,BUT NOTE COCAIN
*waiting on Devante story of the century*
@Sxy Q, ok I will email u the strory then u FWD it to Oshie ok
@BROOK
WORKS FOR ME. BUT OSHIE SUX!! SHE NEVER SENT ME HER EMAIL!!
OSH, HIT ME UP ON oneisthemajic@yahoo.com
@Devante SWING
IF U GONNA HAVE A PERSON IN UR gRAVIE U SHOULD DO ALOT OF RESERACH ABOUT THEM. There is alot about that man that you dont know, and he did some real foul ***** a while back, but I wont blast him on a public blog, I still respect his music and him helping make Trey Songs, J-Holiday and Raheem Devon (producing) career and all but he is a evil individual, pure evil, or maybe it was the substance abuse talking, whatever, he just weird, and I hope he see this too.
‘Sxy Q, ok I will email u the strory then u FWD it to Oshie ok’ GOD DAMN
JUST GOD DAMN couldent even give a ***** a clue
I guess cocaine a helleva drug!! lol
@BROOKE
OHHH BOY. HUDDY’ UP N EMAIL ME!! LOL(getting anxious ova dis peice)
@Devante Swing
LOL, I am sorry boo, but I really dont know you, you might be his PR person, and I could get sued, no seriously. I was so shocked and surprised when I open this Thread and saw that pic 1st, wheew, took me down memory lane a bit
im so lost… i dont even know who devante swig is…
” PURE EVIL” DOESENT SOUND LIKE A FUNNY STORY
Hey, sxyQ I sent you an email… I’ll get at you later though I’m about to go to cl*****.
Bye all!
There is not a sane man that would pick a video hoe over Beyonce. Besides as a woman I think you men need to realize all the men you are going behind when fooling with Mel.
BY OSH KOSH BIGOSH!! I’LL FOWARD WHAT BROOK SENDS
They both look nice.
Somer
There is not a sane man that would pick a video hoe over Beyonce. Besides as a woman I think you men need to realize all the men you are going behind when fooling with Mel.
Beyonce aint exactly the virgin mary either. Sides, didn’t she marry a camel a while back?
IM ONLY 19 LOL DNT SEE HOW OR Y HIS PR WOULD WONNA COME LUKIN FOR STORYS , I JUST RESPECT D.SWING FOR BRINGING THAT SOUND THAT SO MANY PEOPLE COPY 2DAY, ILL PUT A MY REAL PIC TO PROVE TO U
I can possibly see the women hating on other women, but why are you dudes hating on women? That’s GAY… Do you suffer from low self esteem? Are you not confident in your self? Quit hating on your computer screen, step up your game,and Git It in…
ull see it in a few minutes only showin my eyes and nose to many crazy niccas on bossip lol
ALL U MEYLSSA FORD HATER R SOME FU**ING JOKES HAFE OF YALL *****S COULD NOT GET HER IF YOU PUT YOUR LIFE ON U FU**ING SMIPS.AND THE LADIES HAFE YOU WANT TO TASTE THE LIFE MELYSSA HAS. U DUMB HOES FU*K OR FREE AND STILL DON’T HAVE A MAN. JUST A BUNCH A FAT***** NO LIFE HAVING MF. DON’T BE A HATER ASK HER WHAT R U DOING TO BE SO FLY DAMN CUZ FAT ***** WANTS A DATE TO.
……U SEE IT
i see it devante
ruffryder-@hotmail.com if any one and i mean anyone has a heart out dere dey would send me da story lol beacuase I am a FAN not his P.R but a FAN Hell oshie dont even know who he is lol
@Somer,
Melyssa is 32 years old, I am sure here numbers are no different then any other woman out here thats 32 years old. I mean most women start having sex around 16 probably, so realistically with the ease that women can get dyck, I would expect most woman in their 30s to have some serious numbers.
……..
i dont advocate smoking… but will someone PULEASE stick a black in Q’s mouth… darken them damn *****-suckn lips up!
love melissa’s weave! teeheehee
@Sxy q
Did u get it, its like 10 pages long but u betta read every word of it lol
hello everyone.
these two aren’t even in the same league….
stupid question
@Devante swing
I dont see it yet, I have to clear my cashe
AND THANKS TO WHO EVER D IS U ***** R GUY WASITING YOUR TIME JUDGING LADIES ON A GOSSIP SITE. U BUNCH OF JACK OFFS GET A GIRL CLOSE TO MELYSSA FORD AND I BET U WANT BE ON HERE ANYMORE U WACKS.AND THE LADIES HAFE OF U R BIG AND ULGY WITH NO MAN TO LOOK A U TWICE. SO Y WOULD U SIT ON HERE AND DOWN SOMEONE ESLE ASK YOURSELF THAT. WHEN BOSSIP PUTS U UP NEXT TO BEY AND SAYS WHO LOOKS MORE BANGING THEN TALK THAT *****.CUZ SOMEBODY THINKS SH DOSE *****ODY THINKS U DO LOL…… WOW THAT SAD U DONT EVEN SEE ALL THE GOOD PPL DO WOW.
@D Swing
19? wow! Please continue being a fan of his, He is an amazing producer, songwriter and musical composer. Trust me, I seen him in action with my own eyes and he is purely a musical talent. It is just that when some people let unnatrual substances take over their body it can be a painful thing to watch
Ok i have had enough of u and Fallin’s disgusting talk trade msn e-mails address and do away with that ***** this aint your personal chat! DAMN i aint tryna be reading that *****….Im just saying tryna help ya’ll out!
WHY ARE THESE NONBLACK GIRLS ON HERE SOO MUCH?
IS THIS A CHATROOM?
hold on i memba watching that do*****entary about miss elliot and she said that he “misstreated giniwine , timbaland and sista,” ? i thought she was lien
how he didint feed them and how they were livin on noodles
I saw Missy’s doc too she said he was evil and selfish as hell, so dam u got me wonderin too on wats really good about him brook
BOTH ARE LOOKIN GREAT. and i love both dresses.
daamn where did everybody go???
sxyq? brook?
oh i guess bossip was just actin up, not showing me every1’s comments…
MELLISSA FORD OF COURSE, BEYONCE LOOKS OLD AS HELL AND BORING
open your eyes….LOL ROTFLMAO!
Devante Swing….YOU ARE A CUTIE!
Anyway…if i see beyonce dressed in all black one more gin!!!!
@Devante fan
He mistreated Ginuwine as far as $$ was concern, but who doesnt in the entertainment industry
Hi Fallin, I am over at ATL housewives thread, a thread I know lots about, but I will peek in from time to time, lata!!! LOL
hey Z!
whats up Fallin and Brook
@Cee
See I dont want yall disliking him, he is a great person just a lil off and peculiar and weird and strange and…. uh I think I covered most of his character
damn if akon’s song Right Now(na na na) aint the anthem of my love life right now
Brook dont leave…
hey Z, tell SXYQ to email you what I sent her about devante Swing, you too Fallin, but you must keep it on the hush hush, lol
Hi,guys!
BEYONCE DUH! MELYSSA LOOKS LIKE A MAN! A TRANNY MAN!
only be and mock have my email address.
lol omg i started ( meaning 1st) the whole devante thing and Z comes and says 2 words and she gets the story damn fells like elementry skwl in here
damn brook! he was a cutie. I’ll email her now.
@Fallin
damn if akon’s song Right Now(na na na) aint the anthem of my love life right now
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My Babyfather/ex-man/lying cheating ***** just dedicated that song to me via Voice mail like Monday. Hahaha, I guess you dont know what u have till its gone. I dedcaited a song to him too, via VM of course, it goes like this
You look so dumb right now
Standing outside my house
Trying to apologize
You’re so ugly when you cry
Please, just cut it out
[Chorus]
Don’t tell me you’re sorry cuz you’re not
Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught
But you put on quite a show
You really had me going
But now it’s time to go
Curtain’s finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it’s over now
Go on and take a bow
Grab your clothes and get gone
You better hurry up before the sprinklers come on
Talkin’ about, girl, I love you, you’re the one
This just looks like the re-run
Please, what else is on
[Chorus]
And don’t tell me you’re sorry cuz you’re not
Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught
But you put on quite a show
You really had me going
But now it’s time to go
Curtain’s finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it’s over now
Go on and take a bow
And if I want for the bad lies goes to you
For make it me believe that you could be
Faithful to me
And here you speech out
How about a round of applause
A standing ovation
[Chorus]
But you put on quite a show
You really had me going
But now it’s time to go
Curtain’s finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it’s over now
Go on and take a bow
But it’s over now
oh and Thank u Z
Melyssa gets this one! Sorry, Bey!
what it do devante
u changed ur pic uh
hey day… what it do?
open do your ***** thing dude !
so why don’t you tell me the story Devante. By the way are u related to ….. Dalvin Devante?
hehehe
Hi Blade
@Fallin
K I will email be the story then tell her send it to you..
@Devante
Z is my sister, she knows alot about me..
dyawalker whats up dude/ and whats up open hows it going?
I Cant see Devante new pic Ugh!!
@ brook… lol at the song u dedicated to ur ex
brook send it to me. I need to get into my prospective future husband’s business.
@Fallin:
HI.
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@Brooke:
HI.
___________________________________________________@anonymous:
What’s good man? I decided to work from home today!
@ sanchez nah last time i had DeVante Swing picture becuase i didint wanna put my pic up , but the one on the train with the hat is me Not a Devante picture lol and i repeat i am not his P.R , Cousin , Friend , Just a FAN
ok I lost interest. I read PR. Anyway whats up ppl?
What yall up to?
is that really u in dat pic , cos u lukin kinda sexy and not everyone does full face shots cos they shy , thats why i just did my nose eyes and lips just in case 1 of u *****s see me in NYC lol
@Tina:
Hi there, pretty lady!
@ Devante
Are u black or hispanic?
@Z
brook send it to me. I need to get into my prospective future husband’s business.
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Umm Z, I hope u just playing cuz trust me, you wont want him as your hubby, maybe as a friend but not a hubby. Chile he done said some off the charts out of this world things to me about the universe and *****, I was just amazed he thinks so crazy like that. But I will gladly p***** by sloppy seconds over to you. LOL. ok I will email it to you now
Black Brazilien
Hey Day!!
What you up to?
@Devante
Hey I am in NYC too, what are the odds, lol
hey Tina!
LOl, day u being short wit me?
he is all yours brook. I am ok!
Hey Fallin!!
This looks like a slow day. Who is that beside you in the pic?
@Tina:
Just doing a little work here at the house, today. And how’s you day going? Bright eyes?
Harlem World stand the ***** up lol my older brother said that he meet jodeci wen they wernt that famous and just moved to NYC he use to bang there music everyday , he died , but thats why got so much love for jodeci’s music it reminds me of him
@ Tina.. thats the ex
@Tina:
I was kinda beat from yesterday, so I decided to work at home and res up a little. That, and I get to hang out with my pooch!
@Day
Pretty slow for me. I had a long ***** meetin this mornin’.
@Fallin
OK. Is she in the Chi too?
@Day
I wish I could do that. What kind of dog do you have?
@ Tina.. nope she moved to Houston.
@Tina:
Yeah, those wear on you! Even though you’re not physically doing much, Staying awake is usually the hardest part for me!
so now ur ignoring me DAY?
@Tina:
I have 2 dogs. They’re both Akitas. The male is “Blade”.He’s solid white and has blue eyes and a pink nose. He weighs about 185lbs. The female is “Razor” She’s solid black and weighs right around 100lbs. They’re my kids!
DIPSET CHEA!!! HARLEMMMMM
@Fallin:
You weren’t talking to me, and I didn’t want to interrupt. Why would I ignore you?
u from harlem 2 Z???
I’m a have to go wit M. Ford.
@ Day, i asked if u were being short wit me bc all i got was “hi” lol…
Ok Ok Ok Devante I see u now… Goddamn u look so familiar, did u ever club at BB Kings? Guesthouse? Home? Plumm? LQ’s? or Strata? lokks like I served u a drink before.
@Day
I think you told me that before. It coulda been Man. How much you spend on dog food?
@Fallin
Aww Fall. You in the Chi all by yourself?
@Devante
yes sirrrr. Madison Ave.
Where u from? Spanish Harlem?
`’I'm from Harlem, Uptown
Where we flash money, take your ***** and ask you, what now?” KILLA
I say Melissa Ford on this one
@ Tina… nah i live wit my family… all my family and whatever friends i have left are in the chi… her fam is here too…
@Fallin:
Well then here, let me try again!
*Enters Room*
@Fallin:
Hi, Fallin! How are you today? I haven’t been able to concentrate on anything or anyone since we last spoke! Tell me all about everything you’ve been into!……….GO!
What a min Pedro, u only 19, I know I never served u a cup before, lol
Aww Z you found a Harlem Buddy… ***** now where SxyQ at so we can rep VA 757 all day baby-bay-bay!!! LOL
IS THIS A CHATROOM OR CAN I TALK ABOUT BEYONCE AND MELISSA FORD ON HERE?
THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE INTERESTED IN DISCUSSING THE TOPIC AND NOT YOUR LAME ***** LIVE LOSERS!
GET SOME REAL FRIENDS YOU LONELY MOTHER *****ERS!
@ Blade
u still on Vacation?? why u acting so solem today?
@ Day… lol, whatever… ive been aright… so why dont u put pics of razor and blade on ur my*****e page?
@ F*ck VA and F*ck Harlem… repping Chi-Town all day/everyday lmao….
LOL
Yes Beyonce looks radiant, I love her, seriously..
@Tina:
A lot! I usually go through a 20lb bag every other week, and “Blade” won’t even eat dry food. He’s kinda temperamental sometimes……
THIS IS NOT A CHATROOM AND I SAID EARLIER I AM TIRED OF SEEING BEYONCE IN ALL BLACK. CASE CLOSED. HOW MUCH CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THE BORING CHICKS? STATE YOUR OPINION OF THEM AND KEEP IT MOVING.
DIPSET!
@fALLIN
DON’T GET DROP KICKED
@Fallin
Is she comin’ home for the Thanks and Christ?
***** Harlem ?, Were *****s dress like its a fashion show everyday ! nah b, ***** u
@Day
OK. I don’t know about dog food prices. How much is a 20lb bag?
lol @ broklyn chocalate well i luk young but everyone in harlem is street smart so my street smart age is 32 b
@ Z *hands on hips* im waiting… lol
@ Tina.. shes coming for Thanksgiving.. i dont think shes coming for Christmas, not sure tho
@Brooke:
I have some stuff going on with my dad. I don’t really want to discuss it.
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@Fallin:
I don’t reaaly like the idea of people getting too friendly with them. The entire purpose of me having them is to guard my house, not show them off.
LOL@Fallin startin some *****
FAllin How dare you…..LOL
@ Tina… lol, i know im so not hood… i hate confrontation…
@Tina:
I pay 30 bucks for a 20lb bag of “Science Diet” down here.
IS THIS A BOSSIP BLACKPLANET OR A CHATROOM?
ISN’T THE PURPOSE OF THIS WEBSITE TO TALK ABOUT CELEBRITIES?
I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS *****ED READING ABOUT THINGS NOT RELATED TO THE POST!
GET SOME REAL FRIENDS LOSERS!
@Blade
Im so sorry to hear that boo. I hope everything works out for the best just pray sweetie
@Pedro
eww, do I have to call u that, I actually like Mr. Swing better, thats what the real devante wanted me to call him, jerk, lol (not u him) LOL at ya Harlem age
AWW CMON “vote for pedro” u shouldnt say that to me
@Fallin
You may get lucky for Thanksgiving. Who knows!!
@Day
That is alot for doggie food. Down here? I think you in Louisiana? I forgot what you state you said before.
@Anon Wat up family? here just chillin my badd for not getting back earlier a lil busy dawg daps 2 you:::
Damn it sounds like that CHAT ROOM person wants a friend on here too::: peeps needs to start talking to that person quick b4 they lose it:::: lol!
@Brooke:
I’m sure it will, but he just does things that he knows he shouldn’t sometimes! Why is it that out of all the men in my family I haveta be the “Rational” one? Damn!
@ tINA…i dont think so… girl u shoulda seen the pics i sent her the other day… she was feeling them for real, but i dont think shes gonna give anything up.
TiCK..
T0Ck…
TiCK….
T0CK…..
@Tina:
Yep, that’s where I be.
@ pREGGO…its still 7 more weeks? u know what ur gonna name ur son( i think u said ur expecting a boy)
poet@ napolen dynamite fan huh lol
@ lol yep keep feedin me these Devante facts b , did u use to be his girl?
@ Pedro… lol, actually i fell asleep during the movie.
lol that is me wit the devante facts silly, and was I his girl, hahahaha, not really, more like an *****ociate with benefits
LMAO@Fallin
You sent pics. What kind of pics? Do tell.LOL
@Day
You in the Big Easy?
were did my sexy harlemite Z go ???? most probably went out to slap a few bronx cats ???
who pregos up in here? did anyone see the new EPT test kit at walmart, its on sale for $7.99 it actually says sayings like (Congradulations, when your not Pregnant) and (Your *****ed, when you are pregnant)
|SiNGz|
Y0U C0ULd BE A SWEEt DREAM 0R A BEAUTiFUL NiGHTMARE
EiTHER WAY i D0NT WANNA WAKE UP FR0M Y0U…
JAMMiN T0 BEYONCE..
HEYYY GiRL HEYY…
IM HERE.
@Tina:
Nope. Lafayette. It’s kind of a “party town” because I live in “River Ranch” but University of Louisiana at Lafayette isn’t far away from there.
ACTUALLY iM NOT *****Ed iF iM PREGG0..
THATs HOW i G0T PREGG0…
eh…
@Brook Lynn
(Congradulations, when your not Pregnant) and (Your *****ed, when you are pregnant)
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You for real?
@ tIna… well they werent too naughty…i used to send her those when we were together.. but i dressed up as a “naughty” schoolgirl (1 fantasy of hers), and sent her pics… she LOVED them. i told her we can make that fantasy into a reality…
I got hit on by a pregnant girl at Wal-mart! That was wierd!
@ poet l yh its was kwl movie but Pedro stole the show in my opinion lol
@ lol wow the great devante swing he allways seemd angry in his videos but god damn did every one want to BE devante or be WITH him
@DAYWALKEr
THAT WAS PR0LLY jUSt HER RAGiN HORMONEZ..
i GET THAT WAY SOMETiMEz T00..
how old are ya Z?
@Preggo:
I didn’t know women got like that just walking down the street! I mean I was flattered, and at the same time kinda wierded out too.
LOL@Fallin
Schoolgirl? very nice. Ok. Why not Thanksgiving then?
@Tina
dead true.. Lol. My friend just called me and told me she failed her pregnancy test…Now how the hell u fail a pregnancy test??? lol
@Brooke:
She shoulda’ stayed away from that hot glue gun!
@ Tina.. bc im still obviously not over her… so she doesnt wanna complicate things i think…
lol @Daywalker getting hit on by a prgnant girl
lol@dawalker in walmart
@Z
Bish did u get my damn long as email about Devante Swing?
@ Tina… oh and sidenote… my damn high school uniform skirt actually came in handy lmao…
LOL
@ bROOK… whats wrong wit walmart lol? i love walmart
@Brook
I responded.
@DAYWALKEr..
YEA..
i BE CHASiN MY BF R0UNd THE H0USE S0METiME TRYNA GET S0ME…
HE ALWAYS MAKES FUN 0F ME FOR BEin PREGG0 n H0RNY..
@Brooke:
What’s so funny about me in Wal-mart? I need milk and eggs just like everybody else! And there’s always women there! That’s another good reason to go too! I actally pick up girls in there sometimes, too. Now as for the pregnant girl, that was just wierd!
@Fallin
I know. You told me you wasn’t before. Sometimes people get back together. I feel ya though.
@Brook Lynn
I’m not pregnant, but I might pick up a test just to see it. LOL.
THANKS BROOKLYN !!! I AINT GUNNA SLEEP ALLL DAYYY KNOW JUST WONDERING WAT THE “LONG ***** STORY” WAS LOL
@Preggo:
See, that’s what happened to me! Ol’ girl grabbed my junk and everything! The problem was she wouldn’t let go! It’s jacked up when a ***** can’t buy razors without getting his unit grabbed! Either that, or I shouldn’t have worn track pants.
That’s where the “wierd” comes in because I was trying to talk her into giving me my ***** back, and she wasn’t letting go.
Melyssa was gorgeous. Not feeling that extra thick *ss turtle neck Bey was sporting!
@ LMAO damn Day… so what’d u do?
@DAYWALKER…
W0W…Y0U SHOULDa GAVE iT TO HER..
iTS BAD LUCK T0 SAY NO TO A pREGG0 WOMAN..
@Pedro
Boy if u dont change ya name back to Devante, Imma kick u, lol. Plus Z is less than please by Hispanics and their names, lol
@Everyone
Gosh darnit, Walmart is a cool place ok, geesh u guys were really yelling at me. Sorry Daywalker, walmart is amazing…. LOL
@ Brook… oh, my fault, are u a target kinda person lol
@Fallin/Preggo:
What the hell could I do? I had to wait till she let go. I mean I tried to talk her into letting go and was sayin stuff like: Look, just gimme my ***** back, they have cameras in here, what if some kid sees you and none of that was workin! And don’t get me wrong Preggo, she was actually kinda cute, in retrospect. She had some realy big boobies(And I love *****ays!!!)but her belly was big too.
0UR WAL-MART iZ LiKE A REUNiON SP0T..
EVERYTiME i G0 i RUN iNT0 SOMEBODY i AiNT SEEN iN YRz…
Hey eerbody! What yall talking bout
uum neither of them look banging so NEXT! Bey always looks pretty but that dress is a negative and Melyssa *****ies look like they bout to make her fall
loll @ DAYWALKEr
YOU SHOULDa G0T HER NUMBER n HER DUE DATE n GAVE HER A CALL 6 WEEkz AFTER SHE GAVE BiRTH…
IM NOT HISPANIC , I DNT SPEAK SPANISH ONLY PORTUGUESE LOL
What was even worse was I was trying to sound upset, but I kept laughing. That didn’t help much either.
hey BE… did u get my email?
BEYONCE! YOU AIN’T DOIN’ YOUR JOB IF THERE’S NO HATERS!
clear ur caches…
IM 100% BLACK AND PROUD
EVEN IF SHE DOES HATE THE NAME I THINK MY FACE MORE DEN MAKES UP FOR IT LOL
@Preggo:
You won’t hear me say this often, but I don’t get with any female I think is crazier than me!
lol there changed it
Hey Y’all! What’s poppin’!!
Thank you. Cuz i do hate pedros, pacoss, marias, juans, and all the others
@Lacombe:
Horny Pregnant chicks
waddup lacombe!
Pedro check ya Hotmail
Did anybody go cop that new Beyonce?? …I’m not sure if i wanna actually buy it or download it!!
@DAYWALKEr..
YEA SHE DOES SEEM KiNDA COO-COO F0R COCO PUFFz..
iF SHE WAS LiKE DAT WiT YOU iN WALMART, i D0NT EVEN WAN’ KNOW HOW SHE G0T KNOCK’d UP…
@Brooke:
Did you ever write me back from the other day?
Lol@Blade….I see you gotta beat’em off ya with a stick, ah!!!
Hey Fallin! Your gravie is too cute!
Melisa Ford looks stank as hell. I am dying over here cuz of that “Super-heads cousin” comment. LMFAO
As for Beyonce, I do believe that she is a bit overrated. I don’t really like what Bey is wearing. I think the picture is just unflattering. It doesn’t really give us an opportunity to really see the dress she is wearing.
Sooooo I have to say Neither…… Sorry ladies!!
Hey Be I sent u a email to send to Fallin about Devante of Jodeci did u FWD it to her yet? its pretty long
@Cutie Pedro
I sent u a brief synopsis of ya boy cuz I dont know u to be telling u my B.I like that, but from what I wrote, you will understand
@Lacombe
Hey pretty Creole mama, what up, how dem babies? lol
@Fallin
Yeah I am a Target kinda girl. Walmart is full of ***** wit they 1 day sales and its always on a non-pay day too. LOL
@LAcombe u know I got Miss Sasha Fierce, I will be a bad person if i didnt support her. NOV 18th was Bey-Day
@ LOL at brook… u gotta know how to budget ur funds mami…
@ Lacombe…thanks which pic do u see?
Hey Beautiful Brooke! ((waving))
…chillin, chillin here girl! My kids bout to make me pull my damn hair out, they’re so disgusting! lol What’s up with you, boo?
@DAywalker
Like Duh, yah! I totally did write back.. ur so careless, lol
Hello All.
Brooke…you like the cd, tho?
Fallin…your on the stairs!
@Preggo:
I mean don’t get me wrong! I’m all for women expressing their sexuality and what not, but I don’t plan on getting arrested for indecent exposure again if I can help it!
I’m checking my e-mail …
Hey Kimmie! (waves)
@FAllin
well I will Budget better if NYC stop raising ***** like the subway fare, I have to start driving to work now cuz Gas went down to @2.50 but the tolls going up to $3, makes no damn sense. BEsides I live a rather over the top lifestyle with fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake ***** and fake noses and all, it can get costly…..LOL
@Lacombe
LOL, u and me both, My kid is getting shipped to VA for the Holidays, I cant deal with his condescending self sometimes, lol. He told me he wants $50 for Xmas to buy his lil girlfriend a present, like what 5 yr old wants $50?
Hey…I need some more friends of my*****e! Would anyone care to be my friend??
yep im checkin nuthin dere do here maybe i typed it in wrong the 1st time
ruffryder-@hotmail.com thanks by the way im just hoping this story is not about how he turned gay lol
*on
Beyonce’s earrings look cheaper than Melyssa’s dress. Mel’s shoes are more outdated than beyonce’s dress. we are just gonna call this a draw. They both have fantastic bodies though.
@LaCombe:
I couldn’t beat ol’ girl off cause she grabbed my junk, mane! And I was sitting there tryin ta talk her into givin it back!
I love Be Gravie!!!!
@Lacombe
I like it, but I am a dance person so Sasha Fierce is my *****, not really into as I am
Hi LaCombe
sup room?
@LaCombe:
What’s your URL for my *****e?
@LAcombe I would be ya friend on MY*****e but my babyfather kept deleting my acct whenever I talked fresh to hunky men, soooo jealous
HEY lacombe put tomboyswagg is my mys pace url.. add me just lemme know who u are
@PE oh its ruffryder with a (-) after??
@Kimberly:
Hiya, hotstuff!!!
whats up kim…
@ brook open a new acct wit a new email address
and what 5 yr old has a gf? he got it like that???
Brooke… I’mma “Get Down” type of person to so i feel ya! I think i’mma go a head and buy it!
Blade… Maybe she need that! LOL You know when women pregnant, they want ***** they can’t necessarily have!
yhyh with the (-)
hey Day…how ya doin?
how was that jacuzzi last night?
My url is pytforever
Ok Fallin, and thanks!
open your eyes you be telling it like it is dog good for you .. hey im busy today but i think mild is on inv maybe they got him on lock down too i know he said he was going on vac friday.. keep it raw dawg!
@DAYWALKEr..
YOU SHOULd START CARRYiN A WHISTLe AROUND YOU NECK..
n BLOW iT WENEVER YOU’rE BEin TOUCHEd n A WAY THAT MAKEz YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE…
@Kim:
Hot and wet. Just the way I like it!
hey Fallin…
that’s a quote from Robin Thicke… right? Dreamworld.
LOVE his new CD. can’t stop listening to it.
@ Day… nice.
@ kiM.. yEA IT IS!!!!!!!! its my fave song… been havin that ish on repeat for the last month…
@Preggo:
Oh, it wasn’t that I didn’t like it, it was just that it was at a bad time.
Damn , i think im gunna be sick errrrrrr lol
Hey Lacombe, BE
Brooke
Wait..Wait..Wait…Your son is 5 with a girlfriend???? Damn chick! You gonna catch hell when he’s 15! lmao
@Fallin
girl I tried that so many times, he even set me up 1 time with a fake acct and a fake photo acting like he was some cute dude from jersey and I fell for it. He was like “You dirty *****ing *****!!!” LIke geeesh, its just my*****e. then i sat him down and told him this: Kick It Bey
Up in the club (club), we just broke up (up)
I’m doing my own little thing
You decided to dip (dip), but now you want to trip (trip)
Cause another brother noticed me
I’m up on him (him), he up on me (me)
Don’t pay him any attention
Cause I cried my tears (tears), for three good years (years)
You can’t be mad at me
Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Don’t be mad once you see that *he* want it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Wuh Uh Oh Uh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh Uh Uh Oh
Hey my girl, Tina!!
Ummmm… I got kicked outta Catholic School for trying to get some when I was a kid….
@ bROOK… lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
u just aint doin it right… when u set up ur email.. u gotta put all false info.. same wit my*****e… put a made up name… so ppl that know u cant look for u by name/display name/or email address… believe me
u got it pedro???
@Lacombe
yea girl, hope I dont be no grandmama at like 30. LOL. Oh and he lies to now. $10 was missing from my wallet and he said daddy took it, and I found it in his uniform pants, LIKE OMFG
@Lacombe
You are a fan of Martin. You had him dressed as momma from Martin last week, now you have Big Momma.
Kim, I’m glad you didn’t let those fools get to you!
@DAYWALKEr
i THiNK iMA TRY SOMETHiNG LiKE THAT n SEE WHAT THE GUY WOULd Do..
@FAllin
he seraches threw my history on the CPU, remember we live together (well did) he psycho, plus I got tired of setting and reseeting new pics, then all the perverts that wanna know if my ***** are real and all the ladies that wanna know if plastic surgery hurts so I just gave up. WTF they think I am a infermercial or something?
Beautiful Ladies, good afternoon
Fellas, what’s up
@ Day….
Well, when certain topics come up, it brings out the best and worst in us all. I was ignorant as well.
but yea, i’m tougher than that. and i like bossip, and you guys seem cool.
so i’m here. thanks for the welcome.
Did u get it?
Brooke… yes indeed! Little boys are a mess! lol
Tina… Martin is my favorite comedian! I could watch anything of his and laugh
…even Wild Hogs! lol
@Preggo:
Prolly the same thing I did. I mean all you can really do is try to talk her into giving you your ***** back! You’d look like a ghoul hitting a pregnant woman so you really can’t do much.
YH I GOT IT B , IM REALLY AND TRULY SHOCKED
WHEN GUYz TRY T0 TALK T0 ME N0W i BE LiKE..
ARE YOU SERiOUS??..
DO YOU N0T SEE MY C0NDiTiON..??
M0ST GUYz D0NT CARE i GUESZ…
I vote for Beyonce
+1 for Beyonce
DUDEz R0UNd HERE SO TRiFLiN THEY’LL PROLLY BE LiKE..
HOLD 0N..
LETz TAKE THiS TO THE 0UTDOOR SECTiON…
@Kim:
Happy to have you!
@Preggo:
Pregnant chicks are hot! They have a certain glow about them.(Unless they’re g*****y!)
Hey Dapro!
Preggo… I’ve experienced that too,boo! But you know what they say, it’s evening better when you’re knocked up! lol
@DEvante I just responded
anyone ever use facebook?
i just joined there.
i don’t know much about My*****e at all…
plus, it’s blocked thru out firewall at work.
i’m surprised this site is not.
Hi Dappa Don @Dapro
Okay, I am back
hey Tina!
@Brooke – Thanks about the gravie and I did all my e-mail c*****s
@DaPro – hey
@Kimberlee – Hi!
@Kimberlee
I have face book
@Preggo:
Well in her defense, I was kinda checking her ***** out, made eye contact and smiled at her. Then I turned to read a can of shaving cream and she was close enough where she just grabbed me.
@Preggo:
Well in her defense, I was kinda checking her ***** out, made eye contact and smiled at her. Then I turned to read a can of shaving cream and she was close enough where she just grabbed me.
I saw this picture on another website and I thought wow Melyssa Ford looks really nice and feminine. Normally she looks hoochiefied. If I had to go only with this picture I would have to say Melyssa Ford.
hey BE
Thanks BE!!
@Devante Swing
Ya boy is Crazie, hahaha
Actually, everyone should avoid “Facebook” They have Trojan viruses and Worms.
Kim… i have a facebook but i don’t like it! I just wanted to holla at my old schoolmates. I dont really use it.
Hey Dapro!!
@Lacombe
He’s one of my favorites too? Was Wild Hogs good?
@Kimberlee
Yep. I deleted my account though
ONE LAST THING BROOK WERE THE MUSICIANS M OR W , AND BY “E” THEM
DO U MEAN HE WAS DOING WAT HE WAS WATCHING :O
@ Be u didnt respond to me email…
@ Kim.. im on facebook too but i prefer my*****e
Really now?
I’m not crazy about it either…but i have friends in Europe, and it’s a cool way to keep in touch with them. I uploaded a ton of pics and after three days i’m bored with it.
But Day…viruses? dayum. i just had my home computer wiped clean. don’t want any more.
and i just changed my pic here, don’t think it’ll show, never does.
i FEEL KiNDA OFFENDED WEN GUYz DO THAT BECAUSE iT MAKEz ME THiNK THAT THEY jUST THiNK iM REALLY FAT..
n THEiR JUST iNTO THE WHoLE BiG GiRL THiNG…
OMG, Help me ladies and gents I am having another moment where I think ou loud…
{Brooke speaking to Tom her Boss}
“Tom, clean ya fugging mouth out, ya fugging breath stinks like horse *****. Ya teeth are stained and yellow, and you have hallitosis. You fugging stink. Is it so heard to wake up and brush ya fugging teeth and down some scope or listerine? is it so hard to chew cinnamin gum throughout the day, and last is it so hard to fugging stop talking in close proximity to ya employees especially when saying harsh words like Hiiii and Heeellllooo. You know why? cuz u know ya breath stank and u want us to tell you. So guess what on November 24th My B-day I am gonna act like my ***** dont stank and tell u, “Tom STFU ya fugging Breath Stank!!”
This Message has been approved by President elect Obama
@DAYWALKEr..
WELL SHE MAY NOT HAVE THOSE BOOBz THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE HER…
@DAywalker
Actually, everyone should avoid “Facebook” They have Trojan viruses and Worms.
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So does my Ex
@Fallin – I did respond to your e-mail and I also sent you another email from my other account…
Tina…I liked it alot! I cast was funny as hell to me, but im corny so you may not like it! lol I’ll watch anything that’s funny! I would’ve given Chris Rock an Oscar for Pootie Tang!
*The
…My bad, girl! lol
@Pedro
WTF?? please email me what u tryna say, u know I’m not that bright, LOL
LOL check ur email b
ive just went on his my*****e “forever Devante swing” and damn does he look…….not so good!
What’s good witcha, BE?
@Kimberlee:
Yup, the IT department put that out a week ago. Don’t use blackberries to access it either! They will be uselessif you do.
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@Preggo:
Or they’re just pervs and figure they can’t get you pregnant if you already are.
@Lacombe
I haven’t seen Pootie Tang. I woulda gave Eddie Murphy one for Harlem Knights. LOL.
@Lancombe
What’s up beautiful? For the record I’d try to holla @ you pregnant or not ….sorry but it’s tru
@Be
Hey lovely lady, how u be? I luv your vibe ma
@Brook Lynn
What’s good sexual chocolate? How u holding up?
@Tina
My fav bball women. How’s my girl?
@ Devante Swing
Yes I know. I was last with him at 17 then saw him at a party at Mars2112 when I was 23, and he looked like death. I was walking in and he was leaving out. *****. I should do like Supa Head and write a book about him and rude ***** Allan Iverson, LOL. Hell no, my Bartending career will be ova. lol
i cleared my cache and still the pic won’t come up!
What up Dapro!
(I try to holla at everybody! I’m an ingorrigible flirt!)
Heeeeyyyyyyy Kimmmaaaay!
Incorrigible, sorry!
@ DAYWALKEr..
i FiGUREd THAT ONE OUT T0..
iMA JUST START WEARiN SWEAT SUiTz EVERYWHERE i GO…
@Dapro
I’m good and you? I’m a little upset cause my computer at home crashed and the people just called my cell and said and I should get a new one. Sigh
@DApro
I am fine boo, made a killing in tips last night off my specialty Posion, wanna try it??? lol
@Preggo:
That may work. Unless you have big ol’ boobies or a big butt. Then you’re right back at square one, I guess.
Dapro… Wow, now i’m blushing! **wink,wink**
@Tina:
What did they say was wrong with it?
@Pedro
I dont see a email from you sweetie
@Day
It’s good bruh, these ladies can sidetrack a brotha easily
@Tina
Damn, sorry ma but you came to the right place. Describe what happened
Tina…Eddie definitely earned that one! Hell Yeah!:lol:
@Dapro:
No diggety!
testing.
@Everyone
I am in the mood for watching a real good Ghetto movie from way back in da day tonight… any ideas what I should rent from Blockbusters? Lacombe I will start wit u Movie queen
check ya email b
@DAYWALKEr…
YEA i DO..
BUT i HAD ALL THAT B4 i G0T PREGG0..
LEFT0VER FROM MY LAST BABy…
HOPEFULLY i L0SE SOME oF iT CUZ i PLAN 0n HiTTiN UP THE GYM B4 SPRiNG…
Ok @Pedro
I can’t really say who looked better. There’s only one pic of Melyssa. I do like Bey’s more conservative look, though.
One thing is for sure, DAWN was NOT BANGING. YIKES!!!
Brooke… Do you like ghetto comedies or ghetto drama’s?
@Brooke:
The Mack, Cleopatra Jones, or “Blackula”
@Preggo
Can u donate me a Butt with the leftovers from the new baby? Daywalker says its fine but I dont believe him, he was just being nice. lol
@ LAcombe
Girl dumb question, I am comedy boo. LOL
@Daywalker
Nice choices
Beyonce looked better, Melissa looked a cheap.
@Lacombe – i am fine just trying to get through the week…Martin is your favorite comedian…I would have never guessed…LOL!!
@DaPro – thanks about the gravie – Angela Davis
Beyonce is definitely fitting the “married role” really good, she’s covered from head to toe..i’m no fan of Melyssa, but would it have killed Beyonce to look her age and dress like she’s 27, not 40.
@Preggo:
Boobies you say? *Wipes drool from mouth* Reallly?
And Brooke has *****, them idiots in New Yawk just don’t have any taste in women!
@BR00K…
U CAN HAVE iT ALL GiRL..
TAKE MY NOSE T00..
CUZ iT GOT WiDER FOR SOME REASON…
@ Ms. goodie goodie. I was reading your posts and I notice you speak a lot of your education, but from reading your posts, it’s very hard to tell that you are an educated woman. You speak so badly of this woman(Beyonce)of whom I doubt any of you, personally know. That’s really not a characteristic of an educated person, and it’s definitely not the characteristic of a young lady. You say that she is stuck up…now exactly would you know that? Have you ever sat down and had lunch with her? Do you two go to the mall together? These people(celebs.)are human just like all of us. The only difference is that they’re constantly in the spotlight. Of course, you’re going to hear a lot about someone who is successful in his or her career. What else do you people expect? It seems to me that you are stuck up. After all, your screen name is…ms goodie goodie.
P.S
How do you know that she’s uneducated? Maybe that’s a part of her life that she chooses not to discuss(like her personal life). I truly commend you for proclaiming to us all that you are an educated woman, but they are plenty more. I happen to be one… I have a B.A. and M.F.A in Journalism(concentration in Advertising), and I currently working on my Ph.D in Communications. I love the fact that you express your opinion. That’s beautiful. That’s what makes the world so beautiful, but there should be a certain line drawn between opinions and negativity. I was always taught they people spend a lot of time speaking negatively about the people they wish they could be…Just a few words for thought.
*SHAKES HEAD*
@Preggo:
So did your ***** get bigger?
I would recommend; Half Baked
It’s a Thin Line…
The Last Dragon
@Dapro
My virus protector expired on my PC, and the people said my hard drive crashed.
@Brook Lynn
Master Movie Hot Boyz. May not be at Blockbuster though
@Lacombe
The Last Dragon ain’t ghetto girl.
Good night all…
I meant Master P movie Hot Boyz
Lol…It was to me, Tina!
Oh yeah, I Got the Hook Up! Nah, that’s ghetto!
@Tina:
Why not just buy a new hard drive and have them transfer the files off of the old one you want to keep?
Nite BE!
@Day
My virus protector expired on my PC, and the people said my hard drive crashed.
Bye BE!!
@Tina:
Yeah, I know, but you can still get files off of a non-partitioned harddrive which has crashed. (Just sayin)
fallin, you still here?
@ DAY
YEA…
WENT UP LiKE 2 SiZES…
Beyonce hands down! Bey’s Chanel earrings probably cost more than Mylissa’s whole ensemble. Yo, did Mylissa forget she was in NY. It’s hella cold and she has on a strapless dress with opened toes…Uggh! Just tacky!
@DAywalker
@Preggo:
Boobies you say? *Wipes drool from mouth* Reallly?
And Brooke has *****, them idiots in New Yawk just don’t have any taste in women!
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Aww thanks, but i am googling Butt implants as we speak, I feel incomplete without a bottom
@Preggos
LOL, aww thanks for offering me the wide pregnant nose (Girl I know). But My dad just spent $7,000 in 2005 to fix the one I have now, look aint it cute? LOL
@Tina
hmmm thanks boo
who said Last Dragon, Hahahaha I think I will pick that, I had a crush on Bruce Leroy and Lacombe I know u did too. I will also pick Breakin1 and 2 Electric Bugaloo, yea I had a Crush on Ozone (I know u ladies did too)
Oh and Beat street, yea I havent seen that movie in a while, I just hate it when Spit and Ramon died at the end
LMAO@Lacombe
Yes girl. I Got The Hook Up was ghetto.
@Day
It will cost alot to replace the hard drive. The price will be about the same as buying a new one.
if u still dere ,check ya email b , all new yorkers slaute broklyn chocalate shes a strong sista
@ Mz Pinky…
you’re so right. she must have been freezing her a$$ off! it’s 27 degrees outside right now!!!
BYE Bye Be!!!
@Kimberlee
I see a Sexy woman in ya Gravie
@Preggo:
What size bra do you wear now?
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@kimmaaaayyy:
Nice!
@ kIM… yea im still here… ugh i feel down.. and ur gravie’s nice.. it finally came up
@Pedro
LOL, Salute me? boy please I have hundreds of stories that aint the only one, these celbs are off the chain, I swear I need a book deal
@Tina:
What size harddrive do you need? I can prolly tell you where to go for a deal.
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@Kimberlee:
As long as I’m risking getting “Cyber-slapped” What size bra do you wear?
@ Brook, thanks
ditto girl
@ Day thanks sexy.
@ Fallin, thanks, yea, finally. i had to clear the cache, log out, log back in… it was a *****.
@Tina
No warranty? Viruses, that’s what they say if they don’t want to fix it
Brooke… Ozone could get it! lol
Fallin… What’s wrong, boo?
@DAY…
iM UP T0 A 42 d…
@BR00K…
YEA iT iZ CUTE GiRL…
i MiSS MY LiTTLE NOSEY WOSEy…
@ Day, sorry babe, don’t think it’s appropriate to blast my personal info out here
I’m good, I can handle both.
@ BROOKLYN PROMISE TO GOD
@Tina:
Do you need a harddrive for a laptop or a desktop?
@ Preggo…
my step sister’s nose doubled in size when she was pregnant with her first child. i’d never believe it if i hadn’t seen it!
@ Lacombe… ehh i dunno just aint feelin right
SRRY ABOUT Y-DAY KIM , BY THE WAY NICE PIC B
S’up all? Lacombe, Z, Brooke, BE…
Bossip is killin me w/the every other day who looked more bangin posts.
Some women would hate that ish if they did that at a regular job.
Besides, its their job to look good and any bish that don’t after undergoing a damned near over haul before every event needs to be taken out back and shot.
Its not who looks more bangin…it should be who’s put together the best.
Hoes gettin home takin off eyelashes, wiping off their eyebrows, pulling wigs off, removing double sided tape…probably taking their teeth out too.
@KiM..
i SWEAR i WOKE UP ONE MORNiN AND i FELT LiKE ONE OF THE JACKSONs…
MY NOSE WAS HUGE..!!
@Day
7200 RPM ATA
@Dapro
They can fix it. They just said it would be around the same price of a new computer. Its my call though.
@ Preggo… u sure u aint having a girl? ive seen and heard bout women who get big all over their bodies and faces when theyre having a girl
@Preggo:
42D? I am oficially turned on now.
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@Kimberlee:
Well if what I asked offended you I’m sorry. However, in my defense, you have to understand that I am somewhat of a flirt/horndog!
Why when you’re at work you can tell if a fat or gay person is talking without looking to see who it is?
@Devante
I sent it, I will kill u if u share it!!!
@Day
desktop
@Tina: How many gigs do you need? (How much *****e do you want?)
What’s Up And…??? How’s it going?
@ Preggo. LOLOL i’m so sorry for you! It will go back to normal… ah, the price women pay to have children.
@ DeVante, thanks baby. not mad at me like yesterday?
@ &. that was hilarious. it is their job to look good!
LOL @And
hahahahahahahaha. U just made me belch out loud off that one
@LAcombe
Gurl, aint Ozone fine. Lets watch Breakin tonight, lol
@FALLiN
No i MADE SURE iT WAS A BOY i G0TTA DVD OF MY ULTRASOUND Wit HiS LiL WiNKiE ALL OVER THE SCREEN..
i DiDNT REALLY CHANGE MUCh WHEN i HAD MY DAUGHTER..
@DAY..
OH B0Y…FLASHBACkz 0F THE iNCiDENT in WALMART…
WELP..iTZ B0UT THAT TiME T0 SHUT iT DOWN…
BYE EVERYONE..!!!
@Preggo
is that pic of you now? being preggos? if so u look great.. I love pregnant women… LOL Speaking of which
Ms. Philly if u lurking I miss u beatiful and ur baby!!!
…sorry for all of the bad grammmatical errors. My boss would be upset if he saw this post…lol
Brook if ur sharing any more celeb stories i wanna know… well only if i know the celebs
@ Fallin & Preggo…
My step sis had a BOY. go figure.
@ Day, i’m not offended! and i already know that you’re a flirt. been out here enuf to see. it’s good.
i’m a flirt too.
Wow…maybe I should start proofreading before I submit. My boss would be very disappointed if he saw all of these grammatical errors…lol
@DAywalker
uh huh, and when did u all of a sudden become a breast man? was it me? I saw ya asking preggo about her twins, lol
@Tina:
How about a 250 gigabyte harddrive for 70 bucks?
Why when you’re at work you can tell if a fat or gay person is talking without looking to see who it is?
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Wow, we think alike!
@ FAllin
Did Be send u the Devante story I emailed her
?
@ Nah i was just being stupid , u belong here not gay ***** hilton lol
@ Brook.. yea she did, but been hella busy at work so still havent read it
@ FAllin
I have alot odf stories with my mom being a former Prince groopie and me traveling all over the US, I seen and met many folks, and you know what, I just mught be the next Karraine Steffans, minus the sex, (Well minus some sex) LOL
Jesus Christ, Typos like a ***** *****er
Pedro did u read my long ***** email about ya idol?
@ brook… well i read her book and id read urs too… except i really didnt like the way she carried herself… i dunno i aint even mad at her tryin to hustle… but i just dont like her…. yea i heard u say ur ma slept wit prince and hes hung like a horse lol
@ And the Blogger
Why when u at work, it always feel like u gotta do #2, so you hold it in for dear life and everyone in the cubicals nearby can hear your silent farts from ya stomach growling.. Ever happen to anyone??
@Preggo:
Bye! Keep Da boobies warm!
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@Brooke:
I have always liked *****! Unless they’re “A-cups”!
Hell, I’m still tryin ta save yours!
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@Kim:
And I’ll be even more flirty if you have big *****ays!
OMG, I love Prince! Your mom is too cool!
sadly yh , check ya email b i replyd
LOL @ Fallin
Yea my mom is something.. LOL
@Tina
Are you familiar with using safe mode?
Goddamit Pedro Okay, you act like a real Harlem dude, lol, mad impatient lol
I’m out peace family
Tina let me know I can walk you thru a few things
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Er’body….I can’t do the roll call, lol.
I’m just trippin off how people give people credit for things they’re supposed to do.
That’s like a surgeon patting him/herself on the back if their patient doesn’t flat line.
I expect all of those bishes to look like they can walk on water.
If I can shut it down in MAC, Bebe/J. Crew & Michael Kors…they need to be shutting it down period.
Not to mention the money I give to my dermatologist so my skin can look like a newborn baby.
Not to mention I have a podiatrist. Why these bishes be having corns?
Keri Hilson’s feet look like vulture talons & she has corns on every toe, on some 2 corns. I get that they loan shoes to celebs but not at the cost of hammertoes.
No excuses. The only person I give a p***** to is Golden Brooks and a few straggling others.
They all need to look like they can turn water into wine – NO EXCUSES.
Why when u at work, it always feel like u gotta do #2, so you hold it in for dear life and everyone in the cubicals nearby can hear your silent farts from ya stomach growling.. Ever happen to anyone??
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Damn, i would swear you work in the cubicle next to me Brooke. lol You must hear my stomach, right??? lmao
…Me all day
@ Day, well i do.
@ Brook… i want stories!!!
i’m a Prince fan too. I wanted to be Appalonia back in the day.
By Dappa Don
No wonder prince is hes idol
@ And…
—————-flatline——————-
@Brooke:
Nope, not me. If I gotta go potty, I go. Now here’s one. Has anyone ever been in a meeting and let out some gas ba enough to clear the room and blamed it on someone else? I have!
My mom was a backup singer for Karen white, Barry white and Ashford and Simpson so she was always in the limelight. She was hired to heat prince’s towels while he was on tour and one thing led to another and another and another. Lets just say mommy and Prince like to Party all the time
@ Brook…
No ma’am I don’t get with holding gas in. I politely walk my @ss to the bathroom, stand in the stall, flush the toilet & cut loose.
I do not believe in holding gas. It will give you a heart attack – I think.
That will make you stroke out or kill you. Holding gas is not natural.
One time I was trying not to belch because I drank a room temperature Vanilla *****e and I knew it would be loud -
I almost popped my fuggin heart and had tears coming out my eyes.
;O
@ Daywalker
I second that, I stay blaming farts on ppl. But I dont do loud ones I do SBD’s (Silent But Deadly)
Oh and to be clear on why Golden Brooks is exempt is because I think she has Spina Bifida.
*****ody cannot be naturally shaped that bad. I know for a fact that she has some type of ailment, disorder or physical condition.
When women are shaped that bad or don’t have hips I think they were supposed to be a man but something happened in the womb.
omg, i’m so jealous!
that’s a dream…not just the prince thing, but to sing back up for those artists? omg. i took voice for quite a few years…never did a damn thing with it. but music is still a p*****ion. it must have been a blast working with them not to mention partying… especially Prince. that’s cool you got stories like that…. what a childhood.
LOL @ And
LOL @Pedro changing his name and yes Devante used to run with Prince he told me when he was llike 16 or 15 but Prince never let him in the Revolution
Really, me holding in my farts can give me a heart attack, say it aint so. I guess I will excuse myself now. BRB
ROTFLMAO@And…
…my damn side hurt, i’m laughing so much!
@KIm
Yeah my mom has sang with so many artists, seriously no bull ***** and she was a great friend of Prince, she also used to date Jimmy Jam (You know Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis that produce Janet Rythm Nation album). I have seen and heard so much growing up. Now she is a retired music teacher.
god damn prince was making it rain before weezy and joe , purple rain that is
@ Brook & Lacombe…
Ya’ll gon tell me there’s nothing neurological wrong with Golden Brooks?
I doubt it. She looks like she’s been non-ambulatory for about a year then just got up and started walking.
I cannot her or Sherri Shepards shape. Big top & small bottom.
That is so not sexy. It is a known fact that men find woemn sexy from the way their waist is proportioned to their hips. Small waist to wide hips.
Hips just sunk in with big backs like Tisha Campbell.
Bishes bustin out their shirts like Grands biscuits or Incredible Hulk.
So Brooke, is your dad someone in the music business??…Do tell! **staring in amazement**
I’m through for the day ya’ll…
Watch I roll my eyes at somebody who’s shaped bad.
I bet not see that lady with the loose @ss on her pants on my way out.
She’s getting some side-eye with a nasty purpose & got a dirty look on hold for this chicken-legged bish too!!!!!!!
“Oh you don’t know why I’m looking at you? Cause you’re shaped like Taz that’s why….”
What was so funny though was the fact that everybody was in this big meeting that I didn’t want to go to anyways! I knew I would be letting out a bad one, and when I did, that fart was so stank that everybody was running outta there and I blamed the secretary and everybody believed it was her!!!
@ Brook,
oh the stories you must have.
i’d love to sit with you over several martini’s and pick your brain!!!! what fun.
tell me you don’t live in the Philly area??
OMG, lol, And… yo ***** is a trip!!
But you ain’t lying!
@Lacombe
Hell No, My daddy was a Wall street Executive. Very very very well off. But he was her 3rd husband, the other two hubbies were regular guys.
brooklyn chocalate aka CHARLIE MURPHY
@ broklyn is that u in that pic or a model u swagger jacked from?????
@ &…. have a good night. and I know you ain’t talking about me, cause i’m not built like a TAZ. LMAO.
@ Day… that poor secretary!!!! i’da killed you! lol
@Lacombe
Hell No, My daddy was a Wall street Executive. Very very very well off. But he was her 3rd husband, the other two hubbies were regular guys.
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*sighs*
I was hoping it was someone like Rick James or something! lol
…But i ain’t mad at her!
@KIm
No I was Born in raised in VA, but now I reside in Brooklyn, NY. I do not represent Brooklyn by any chance, just living here. Oh but yes darling I have many stories, however the true story teller is my momma, she have intrigued so many ppl throughout her music careers. I dont know if you remember the singer Cherrelle that sing (Sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday saturday Love) ????? Well she is my mama best friend and she is cousins to singer Pebbles who is the ex wife of R&B music exec L.A Reid
@Pedro
That is me foolio, why will I need to jack a pic???
@ Kimberlee. are u quoting robin thicke now? nice
@ Lacombe LOL
U stupid. I wish I could have met Rick James *****, LOL
Blade…you are dead wrong for blaming the innocent!lol
@Kim:
I made it up to her, though! And I put her in for a raise which she got. She didn’t stay mad for long!
yep, i know the song. i remember when it came out. i was a junior in high school and had that playin all the time… i have it on my iTunes!! wasn’t it with Alexander O’Neil??? i think so. and yea, i know about pebbles and LA. i read up on my music entertainment gossip all the time….
i’ll be up in nyc next month at BBKings for the Ledisi concert…and again in February for Angie Stone.
folio ryhmes with koolio lol just wondering not everyones “brave” enough to do a full face shoot
@ Lacombe
I loved my pa but I did wish deep down that mommy woulda met prince in 81 instead of 85, he would of been my dad. Gosh Darnit
@ Pedro
You did. The reason why I did a face photo was cuz I work in a bar and *****s love to talk to my ***** instead of my face, so the face shows that I have more going on then some big tig ol bitties. Jesus christ I cannot wait till this surgery… sorry Daywalker but the got to go. LOL
@ Fallin… yea girl! i was waiting for you to catch that!!
it’s a sexy track. i love them all really, they are all great. Loverman is hot as hell. Love Ms Harmony, Music, Cry no More… and #1. I want a man to say that to me.
its not really a full face shoot ill doubt u recognise me if u saw me b
@ Kim
Yes she did it with Alexsander Oneil
BB Kings? I go there alot, if u r in the chelsea area you should come by Negrils Bar/gril, I bartend there on Thurdays and on Fridays I bartend all over NYC. Sundays I work the bar at Sin City strip club in the Bronx, now that will be fun to come and sit with me and watch the gals work the poles over some martinis, lol
Melyssa looks the best!!
Yeah Pedro but I can already tell u r a young cutie.. LOL
Brooke…
Damn, your mama makes mine seem so lame! lol
Melyssa Ford all day, every day, and 3 times on Saturday!
Pierce
I’ll admit that it was a crappy thing to do, but it did get me outta that meeting, and I had to blame somebody, cause the smell came from my direction.(Hadda do something!)
Ok so that about does it, I am outta here, heading home to rent Breakin 1 and 2 and Beat street and Last Dragon from BlockBuster, have a patrone shot and cozy up under a quilt. I see y’all manana.
lol well thank u i would be all smiling but remember my street age is 39 so i cant do all that smiling and gigiling at this age lol
@ Lacombe
Ya mama aint lame honey, my mama was just chasing a dream thats all. *****ody who gave birth to ya crazy ***** can be lame, lol
@Brooke:
Save the *****! Let them roam free in all their natural splendor!
@ Kimberlee… man, ive been kinda busy today so i didnt pay attn…u want a man to tell u what>?
@ Brook
No doubt, that would be fun.. watchin the men drool like puppies. lmao. and listenin to your stories.
seriously, i’ll stop by Negril. Ledisi is on a Friday… and Angie Stone on a Tuesday. I’ll remember to pop in. but i’ll be chattin with you before that.
i’m leaving the office ppl. have a good night. since i’m newly addicted to checking bossip, i’ll probably be online later tonight.
@broke but ill recognise u , if ill see what should i say ? or should i just give u strong head nod lol
@ Pedro Ok sweetie and trust if u dont believe it is me I have a slew of pics to prove it.. LOL
@ Daywalker…. Eww u nasty lol.
Goodnight all, Especially
Lacombe
Pedro
Daywalker
Kimberly (My new Buddy)
Tina
Fallin
Z(Even tho her ***** left)
and everybody else, be safe guys and gals
What up Bossip…
I’m about to diss your ex Fallin
bye brooklyn
Bye,Kim!
@ Pedro if u see me say hey Brooke, most of NYC have seen me at least once before cuz I work all the clubs and bars
@KImberley
Yes that would be fun, if only I can fly my mom up from VA when u come so she can tell u the whole thing, I am the corny one mom is the exciting one
@DAy
Goddammit, u r so shallow…LMAO
Bye yall
@ Fallin…
Listen to the first song on his album. You’re My Baby… so sweet. He’s a good lyricist..the entire album is hot both lyrically and musically. i’m so into him right now.
goodnight brooke
uh oh Mock… whatchu bout to say
@ Kim.. i love him too
his 1st cd is hott too
bye Day…
i gotta get out in the freeeeeezing cold now. it’s like 20 degrees outside and i’m wishing it was summer again.
ciao
Bye Brooke….Bye Bossip Fam!
bye lacombe
Brooke, you know I am!
people kill me hatin on this girl lol if anyone said melissa ford loos better than beyonce they got that hater *ish running through they viens.. please tell me how her jc penney clearance rack dress, shoe carnival.. no payless prom shoes and old lady curls look better ? granted the dress beyonce wearing isnt flattering, but by no stretch of the imag. does melissa ford look better
bye lacombe
@ Fallin. i don’t have the first one. i hear the genre is entirely different. i do have the Eman*****tion of RT… and that’s off the hook. omg. an old friend introduced me to him over an L and a gl***** of wine. up till then, i’d only known the Lost Without You track that was overplayed on the radio, and had no desire to listen to him frankly.
i was so wrong. he’s truly amazing.
okay, i’m really out now. i’ll read up when i get home and get comfy like Brooklyn who’s gettin her Petrone on and her movie on…. i’ll get my Ciroc on thanks very much!!
I’m a perv, but I’m a loveable perv!
mwah
goodnight kim
Mock where u hiding?
@Kim: Ciroc? Actually I’ve been drinking Belvedere Vodka and Pineapple juice a lot here as of late.
@ day… ooh i might have to try that…
FallinPoet(“I wouldn’t be so damn sensitive, I’d let things go by…”)
goodnight kim
Mock where u hiding?
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My computer didn’t want me being mean so it kicked me off
ppl should look at the full picture, beyonce is clearly at somethin called gotham somethan, so it would seem like the outfit fits,melissa old ***** is obviosly at sum party trying to snag a date to stay in the media so….beyonce hands down!
@ Fallin
Put the pic back up with U or with your ***** (especially that pic!!!)
lol thats what u get mock… why u wanna be mean anyway? what were u gonna sa bout my girl?
@Fallin;
Oh it is damn good, but you have to be careful because the vodka is so smooth, it sneaks up on you. And you already know why I drink/eat a lot of pineapples.
mock if u clear ur cache its a new pic.. i took the ex pic off like 3 hrs ago
@ Day… lol, no i dont know… never heard bout pineapples doin anything for a guy
@Fallin:
You don’t? Well in that case, I won’t tell you.I don’t want you to think I’m even more of a perv than what you already do unless you really wanna know………
FallinPoet(“I wouldn’t be so damn sensitive, I’d let things go by…”)
lol thats what u get mock… why u wanna be mean anyway? what were u gonna sa bout my girl?
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Although I loved majority of my exes U know I’m quick to say, “***** that ***** or that *****got” so that’s all babe…surprisely yall I’m just waking up and i have to get ready to go to church…
FallinPoet(“I wouldn’t be so damn sensitive, I’d let things go by…”)
mock if u clear ur cache its a new pic.. i took the ex pic off like 3 hrs ago
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What does that mean…kinda slow
@ Day, yea i wanna know so hurry up and tell me
@ Mock, have a good time at church love.
Melyssa FOrd
oh if u go to ur internet options, and delete the temporary files, then refresh bossip page ull see my new pic
@Mock:
Have a nice service!
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@Fallin:
It makes my sperm taste like pineapples….Or at least thats what I’ve been told. (Hey, I warned ya!)
lmao @ day… damn u must girl that swallow then…
Daywalker(You ain’t ready to roll with this!!!)
@Mock:
Have a nice service!
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Thanx…like all hypocrites…let me get fresh and clean and get out of here….see ya later
aight im out… ttylaters
I know one in particular who always wants to do that. I just don’t like her as much as she likes me though.
plies.. earth to plies where the hell are you dawg hope you didnt get scared off still got that inside info for you holla back dawg!
open your eyes you still there you were right i found out about that one person you said thats not on here he got busted big time dawg and it wasnt only his job you know what it was man! holla back dude1
@Fallin:
Bye, Fall!!! (And why dont you ever write me on my *****e?)
daywalker what up dawg?
day.. you see how i was posting to you and that horse intefered yeah man imma have to give you my email addres to hit you up on some big time news!
day.. falling is lovely yall make a good couple stick to her dawg!
Chillin, Anon! All I did today was work from da house!
ANONYMOUS:
We’re just friends,man. I wouldn’t come at her like that.
Yeah, man! She does that. Annoying as ***** ain’t it? But her snake *****’ll scream ***** murder if somebody does it to her! You’ll notice that she left when she wasn’t the center of attention,huh?
**peeking in the window**
It’s cold as hell out here!!!
Wouls some PLEASE let me in dis BIOTCH????
**shivering from the cold while STILL undoubtly trying to be cute**
**peeking in the window to this thread**
**tapping on gl*******
It’s cold as ***** out here!!!!!
**shivering**
Would someone PLEASE open the door to this BIOTCH????!!!
**teeth chattering**
DAMMITTTTT!!!!
I…will..break..this…mu*****….
Oh well…
**Off to find the dog whisperer**
@anon What up dawg? I see you fam::::I see your girl haven’t been posting like a maniac since i let her ***** know instead brooke took over::::but it’s aight I kinda like looking at brooke sexy *****:::she seem to be freaky:::
@fallin i’m still watching you mami::::fine *****
What kind of dumb ***** question is this?? Melyssa of course!!!!!!! Be for real! Beyonce ain’t touching her!
**looking back over my shoulder**
**dragging my feet while s.l.o.w.l.y leaving thread**
Here eye, here eye,
I refuse to believe the lies that have been spurning around about “B” flipping the script on people; acting as if she is the true Queen of the Universe. It can’t be! She has always been so gracious, so humble, what happened? There is no way in the world this fine young entertainer would allude to the fact that we are but mere mortals and shall worship the ground she walks. It just can’t be. She needs us, did she forget? Did J forget? Dad papa Knowles forget? Bossip, I summon you to bring me the girl! Bring all of us the real “B.” This Sasha woman is an imposter and is having a negative effect on our “B.” Perhaps she’s even morphing into her. This can’t be! Not after the commoners made her a star, and now…now she dares to frown upon them. I demand on behalf of the commoners, an investigation detailing the “W” of Mrs. B as well as a plan of action as to how she seeks to rectify this situation. Who is with me? I expect such done by dusk 12/31/2008 11:59 pm or else!
@anon U talking bout that nucca (26)??? yeah he prolly got busted by his girl too::::: damn dawg::
Don’t leave Tru Diva I remember your fine ***** too::::damn all the goodies left this site:: I gots to find me another one quick:::::
@ Queen of the Universe–
**slowly raising hand while looking around**
Beyonce looks beter than melyssa on her worst day.
melyssa is a w*****. that is her claim to fame. I heard about her scandalous ways.
Lol @ open your eyes–
You were reckless in here earlier!
Lol!!!
beyonce of course cl*****! the only one is *****y got nothing going for her self.
@Tru Yeah I don’t like going at females like that really but when they think they all that I’m that nucca that’s quick to shut they ***** down ya feel me:::: but you don’t have that problem pretty hell no! I remember your ***** but I think somebody *****ed your gravie or some *****??? right???
@anon ***** you at dawg????
open your eyes im here dawg.. ol girl be over my shoulder wanting to bust out folks but i wont let her, but hey man you stay on that one you was on today she says shes not going to post but posts all day every day. bu topen not 26 this one has been on a long time and flirts all the time i will tell but not now because those horses be lurking like that one last night jumped in when i was talking to day i never post to them they jump in man some lonely azz people dawg!
Fallin… Day… you out here?
True diva… open was nothing nice he know he dont play with them and especially that one , man i cant be all up in all day like the likes of them im like mild my boss be all up on my work plus i know how jobs are they dont play that mess dawg! but no not 26 another regular poster!
Yeah, they ganked it awhile back but it’s all good, though! I don’t call them an imposter anymore–I just call them my understudy.
That sounds nicer!!
I’m really trying to turn over a new leaf.
I’ll start on BOSSIP!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!!
day.. i know but ma im just saying she seems cool she has a decent convo going on .. where is she from did she say chi.. if she did i see why!
true diva..when i see your pretty daughter i see beauty i cant say more because my girl is right here and she be cranky but she did say your daughter was beautiful.. good to see such a lovely pic up in here!
LOL @ Tru::::: yeah i feel you but I like how you called that ***** out awhile back I fell out laughing at dat::::like your style ma you just come here and do you and be out stay sexy mama::::
@anon yeah dawg damn I thought it was that dude i’m lost now on who it is:::but it’s true about the horses dawg they be wanting to post so bad ***** be killin em:::: ppl kill me wit that i’m not posting anymore and be here ALL DAY::::::: LOL!
@ Man who walks in the day and anonymous says–
I’m sorry I missed you guys last night. I had popped in on BOSSIP with the intentions of hanging out but WORK said it was not to be!
Anywho–
How are you fellas doing tonight?
@ Day–
I know damn well you got some lasagna left over–feeding all the mornin’ crew peeps and *****!!
DON’T EVEN THINK OF TELLING ME YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE NIGHTHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you did forget–you better get ta gettin”
**handing Day some pots and a box of Lasagna noodles while giving him the side eye**
open and day hey im out dawgs they want to play cards tonight so im out i will holla at yall tomorrow from work plus the horses be lurking at night to see whos talking about them can you believe that i come on at night more not because i dont weant to talk about them when they are on its my job man i gotta be careful and i have freedom at night but laters dawgs!
**covering Mykel’s ears**
See, ya’ll givin out such nice compliments–it’s NO way I can be up in here cussin’ and shi..**ooops**
My bad!!
**uncovering Mykel’s ears**
@anon dawg you be getting in trouble dawg???? lol , yo my girl is at work still so i be on this ***** til she get here::: i be telling her about it but she don’t have no interest in this *****::::I be showing her some of the pics she just laughs and ask if the ppl are real ppl::: I told her good question::::I told her I be flirting with the pretty ones too::she just shrugs her shoulders::::
open yeah i like true diva’s style she be posting so hella -fied smarts and she has to be gorgeous with that lovely daughter but she posts and leaves and beautiful as she came in.. you go girl! im out for real yall! dont have no nightmares dawg!
If you’re finished with the private convos:
Melyssa. Not a fan of breast implants, but Beyonce does nothing for me; in fact, I’m shocked at how popular she is! She’s not ugly, but she d@mn sure ain’t as hot as Kenya Moore. Heck, I ddn’t even think she was the hottest member of her group; I thought Michelle was the hottest until she decided to get anorexic on us. The big head/emaciated body look is so unbecoming of Black women…
qpen .. yeah my girl be looking over the shoulder and i let her see me posting to you i showed her some of the females on here and she said hell id be more jealous of you posting to the dudes so you know she didnt see nothing worth getting mad about but she loves diva kids picture!
@anon Daps bruh:::::
@tru Yeah ma you know you look good:::: but i’m out myself about to kick back relax:: you have a good one sexy::::
Take care!!
Lol 2 Easy!!
And when have you EVER known me to BE..much less STAY on topic??
Lol!!
Actin’ like you don’t know I got cyber ADD!!!
BTW–what’s this topic about?
Since you’re FORCING me to comment on topic–
Who is the other girl?
Melyssa who??
(taken from a line in The Color Purple)
I…DON’T…KNOW…HER…EITHER!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little off-topic here…Alan Keyes is suing Obama so that he has to prove his citizenship! I found out from the NBC Augusta affiliate website that he filed in Sacramento to stop the state from giving its electoral votes to President-elect Barack Obama until do*****entary evidence is provided to prove Obama is indeed a natural born citizen of the United States. Yes…the same man who lost the Senate seat to Obama in 2004 is now saying that the Certificate of Live Birth must be presented so the country isn’t bamboozled.
Fact: When Obama was born in 1961 Hawaii was already a state.
Fact: When Obama’s mother moved to Indonesia, he did not give up citizenship to live there and go to school there. If that were the case, lots of military kids and State officials’ children would not be US citizens today.
Fact: Obama’s birth in Honolulu was announced in the local paper – easily looked up.
Fact: Obama had dual US/Kenyan citizenship, choosing American citizenship at 18.
Fact: His birth record can be accessed – go to Hawaii, or see the CERTIFIED copy in Illinois.
Fact: There was no conspiracy that from his birth, he was whisked in secret from Kenya and flown to Hawaii to fake his citizenship. However believes that should set up a tent at Area 51 and start their own X-Files.
Fact: Obama’s father was Kenyan, not of Arab descent. Two very different groups of people.
I need a nap.
Melyssa Ford = Tha BOMB !!
Hey Rozza!!
I just read your comment!
It’s a damn shame they’re STILL soooooo many people that cannot accept the fact that Barack Obama is our new President!
SMMFH!!!
Beyonce’s stylist needs to go back to the drawing board.
Sidenote, does anyone else suspect homegirl paid a visit to Kelly/Ciara’s cosmetic surgeon between Cadillac Records and I am.. ?
She’s looking A LOT more voluptuous these days.. JUST SAYING!
Hi guys, what’s good wit it?
Beyonce is always hot, but if its a question of who would you choose… Its Ms. Ford, she looks like she knows what to do w/ it… All this time banging an old man has probably turned Bey into a lousy lay….
What up, big Shaun?
@ Man who walks in the day–
I’ma kick yout *****!!!!!
**STILL waitin’ on my *****!!!
I’m over here hungry as a hostage!!!!
**holding plate out for some lasagna**
**tapping my foot IMPATIENTLY**
Did..you..hear..what..I..*stomach growling*..said??!!
You over here giving shout outs to Big Shaun and *****!!
His ***** already ate!!!!
**stomach rumbling**
**mumbling**
Got my mouth all…ready for some damn food and…POW…………..
***** bounces up outta here!!
JUST LIKE A DAMN MAN… wanna a chick to beg!!!!
*******es open door to thread and leaves in a huff to catch Wendy’s drive thru….**
**1TruDiva has left the building**
melyssa looks quite tasty.
bye 1TruDiva w/The Platinum Vocals think the dog…
B looks more BANGIN..
***** you bossip..the fact that yall wud even put that HO up against Queen B..ima keep it reak though i don’t like either dresses b/c one looks like it was purchased at glam.com and the other might just be house of dereon (i dont ***** wit that *****)..
QUEEN B=cl*****y/elegant (minus the possibilites that the dress may be that whack *****..)
mylessa=trashy/HOish..
*****in shame!
They both look okay..it would be hyperbole to suggest that either is the bomb. I’m more interested in this guest list…This has got to be the most C List Gotham gala ever. Thanks, hostess Beyonce.
First OFF ONE OF THE STANS CALLING THEMSELVES MS.TALLEY B SAYS PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE WORSHIPPING BEYONCE AND DON’T HATE ON THAT,SWEETIE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL I WORSHIP ONLY GOD AND UNTIL BEYONCE CAN PART THE RED SEA OR POSSIBLY WALK ON WATER WITHOUT HOLLYWOODS HELP, YOU NEED TO HAVE ONE OF MY SPECIALLY MADE JUICES CALLED STFU,SOME OF YOU GO TO FAR WITH THIS *****,ALL THE CRISIS IN THE WORLD AND ALL YOU CAN COME TO A DEFENESE OF IS THIS PERSON, WHAT WE NEED TO BE DOING IS CONCENTRATING ON HELPING OUR NEW PRESIDENT GET THIS ECONOMY BACK ON TRACK, BEYONCE WILL BE ALRIGHT,CAUSE THE WAY YOU DEFENDED HER I’M POSITIVE YOUR FRIDGE IS LACKING FOR THOSE $18 YOU SPENT ON THAT CD,SO PLEASE GET A SENSE OF PERSPECTIVE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMEONE IS WORSHIPPING THIS CHIC,CAUSE IF THEY ARE THEY ARE IN A BAD WAY,SEE IF SHE’LL GIVE UP HER SEAT IN HEAVEN IF SHE GOES JUST CAUSE YOU ALL DEFENDED HER,BOSSIP THANKS ONCE AGAIN 4 NOTHING.
Miss Lyssa is a *****ing beast ya hear, no 1 contest,red hot cant cool!
I think Beyonce looks cl*****y and Melyssa looks trashy! She got that dress at Fashion Q, it could be a nightgown even! She’s a pretty girl and should step her fashion game up a little.
Definitely my wifey Melyssa Ford no questions asked even though B looks fine with what she got on to but she ain’t ***** compared to how good Melyssa looks up in her outfit which fits her just right!
beyonce is getting tired and that ***** rihanna.you want to see some beauty go to ghana.
Melyssa Ford, Beyonce looks horrible.
lovely d
first off, it’s MR talley-b….and 2nd, no one ever said that the world is WORSHIPPING Bey, i said that people lie her. and to not like someone because everyone else likes them is HATING. that’s your mistake, read it more thoroughly before you comment. my first order of the day is to thank God for everything that he is doing and has done in my life. i do not worship anyone other than god. do i think that it’s wrong to worship false idols (materials, celebrities)? yes i do. but will i blame Beyonce for the fact that another human being decided to worship or like them? no. it’s not her fault, so why are YOU ALL hating beyonce for something she can’t control. she isn’t going to sit down and stop doing something that she loves because she is too famous for you guys…..
please get a life….i beg you…..
Neither. Melissa Ford looks *****ty in that dress. It leaves little to the imagination. I guess once you come up in the game based on your body, then thats all you have to show. You better keep that body tight FOR LIFE Melissa! Because we all know you’re not too bright upstairs.
Beyonce looks like a wicked witch of the west, but in comparison to Melissa, she looks better.
Bey is killing that dress!! Damn I want one!
Some of you folks are blind. Beyonce wins this round hands down.
BEY ALL DAY!! MELYSSA IS BAD BUT GOTTA REP TEXAS!
Beyonce’s dress is terrible, Melyssa Ford dress looks like a cheap Fredricks of Hollywood bedroom lingere dress as do her shoes, I guess the lesser of two the evils is Beyonce.
Melyssa Ford, she looks good. Bey, is stealing Sade’s old look. She has no identity. However, she’s an icon. LMAO!!!!! For the Stans, I suppose. Nothing she has made or done is timeless. Nothing, NADA!!!
Everyone looks rubbish to me
Oh & am in complete & utter agreement with Southern L.A. GAL hear hear
Bey takes it hands down, but this is not a flattering pic of her.
I falling to Melyssa Ford she really looking hot these days
MELYSSA FORD…ALL DA WAY!!!
ilove devante degrate he is so sexy and fine too so if you are out there devante degrate come to crestview fla please ilove you and we are the same age too and do you have a girlfriend ilove you guys jodeci