Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

Single Ladies: Flatline

Posted by Bossip Staff

We know ya’ll have probably had about enough of the single ladies, but don’t worry about it clinging to life on Bossip because this blob has officially killed it. Single ladies passed away this morning due to complications stemming from man meat and tube socks falling out of a leotard.

We’re finished. SMH

Thanks xhinhua.

Comments(118) on “Single Ladies: Flatline”

  1. Hannibal

  2. Hannibal

    LMFAO…

  3. leave it be

    loves it!

  4. Jay

    dont hate….he looked kinda cute

  5. D@ Pop3

    LOL…

    WAS THAT HAIR OR A RUG ON HIS BACK??

    I THINK HE WAS SERIOUS…KEEP EM COMING!!!

  6. Hannibal

    ALL GAY PEOPLE ARE INSPIRED BY BEYONCES VIDEO…SMH…

  7. CoolWhip

    Wow!! I am so glad that this will be the last of the Single Ladies videos posted on Bossip. And Bossip you better keep your word about this!!

    At least he was getting some exercise :0)

  8. Up2NoGood

    Too funny.

  9. leave it be

    At least he was getting some exercise :0)

    *and he was too cute, trying etra hard..i can’t even be mad

  10. Nikko

    His fat a*s had the camera shaking and everything. LOL!

    I bet that was the most excerise he’s ever had in his life. You see he paused the video to get a hand towel to wipe his sweat. LOL!

    Oh, and was that a pack of tube socks in his body suit or is he really packing like that? LOL!

  11. Kimberlee

    aaahaaaaa that was hysterical.

    thanks Bossip.

  12. Soul Touch (Cry)

    …you know he paused it to take a breather…

    …camera shaking the whole time…

    LMAO at the stuffed crotch

  13. Bozo D. Clown

    This ***** right here…

  14. Golden Goddess

    hilarious!!!

    got grossed out when he turned sideways.


  15. he was too cute, i can appreciate him trying hahaha

  16. i(heart)Talib.

    If ever there was a ‘Jesus Take the Wheel’…

  17. KILO

    I am deeply disturbed rite now!

  18. 6 Figgaz

    F*ck did ol’ boy get that ‘tard on? Gotdayum…

  19. Missy

    My GOD this was not nice at all. Nastyy. And all his ***** was hanging on the side when he was going down. Thank god this is the last post of a Single Ladies video. Bossip Ple*****ssee keep your word. Or it has to be a cute video example a little girl etc that will p*****. but no more gay’ss. ( nothing against them, please don’t take it wrong ) But I Had enough. Love me some Beyonce. she is tha bombbb.

    Love from the Netherlands europe.


  20. ok i am now personally never going to watch that video again!

  21. Doc

    lol im speechless!

  22. vegasgal

    I think this video is cute, the gays just love Beyonce.


  23. LMBAO at the tube socks stuffed in that fools crotch.. damn is it anything black folks do that white folks wont copy! enough is enough white folks get your own dances and lingo GD!


  24. well she is the queen of goodnes cause iif the gays dont like you you aint hitting on a corner, they love beautiful women so its a compliment if they like you1

  25. yea.. so

    did he recently purchase the leotard or is this an every day outfit for him?

    At least he got his cardio in for the day….ew!

  26. Pryncess

    im weak ova here!!!!!!!!!!! DEAD!


  27. This Motherucker have the nerve to own a leotard, and tights.

  28. NIKKI77

    i thought it was funny well done for him hes so cute

  29. closetcolumnist

    no words but these

  30. Christilicious

    that was really really funny…i loved it

  31. Malia

    I agree with I love Talib. This is truly a Jesus take the Wheel moment!!!

  32. Kigali (Black females defend the weave like their new born!!!)

    SMDH finally makes his You Tube debut.

  33. Ms. Lady!

    <—————- p*****es the hell out

  34. Special K

    I had to show this clip to my co worker her immediate response was “where do you get a leotard that big from” this is priceless comedy good way to get me thru hump day. lol

  35. STEFANY

    He could have at least shave the damn hair off his back, yuck!

  36. Sammie

    UMmmmmm…..Cough….DUDE we can c that you stuffed! LOL!

    On the flipside…a few more sessions of single ladies inspired dance and you’ll be a couple of pounds lighter! Take it from me…you’ll be a much happier person! LOL!

  37. BUTTERFLY PRINCESS

    :-o oH nO!! THIS IS SOME HILARIOUS STUFF!!! LMAO!


  38. Y was the camera shaking?

    Where the hell he get that leotard from?

    Y in one scene he had to have a rag?

    Y was his back so hairy?

  39. Angel

    PLEASE don’t stop the single ladies tranny files, this stuff is priceless!! Every now and then I need a good laugh and these fellas deliver.


  40. Who told him to record this?

  41. keekee

    GOTDAYUMMM ..

    1) the handkerchief

    2) the hair back

    3) the BULGE down below – gotdayum the bulge down below

  42. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Hilarious. That bulge looked like a tumor/deformity…I think he went a tad bit overboard with the stuffing.

  43. keekee

    his expression on 1:37 pretty much sums it all up! smdh

  44. keekee

    from 0:51-0:59 DEAD … he can’t even turn smoothly!! gotdayum – flatline!!


  45. This dude got paid to do this….. too funny

  46. Phenomenal Me... Ms. Dee (Our 44th President of the United States of America... Barack Hussein Obama!! YEAAAAAH BOOOOOOOYYYY!)

    Umph… and to think, Beyonce was going to get my $8 bucks today @ Circuit City. After seeing THIS… never mind. OVERKILL!!! That hair on the back and stuffing falling out of his overstuffed turkey did it for me! :(

  47. MackaRONI

    HA!

  48. MS T

    This must be the trannies national athem

  49. Hollaback

    Folks who will need a job one day should really think before they post videos on YouTube…

  50. BAHAMAS/CHICAGO/CAYMAN GIRL

    My favorite and the best was the first little white dude in the 2 piece! HE was FIERCCCE!!!

  51. nappyheadedho

    My soul just cried.

  52. shar

    Quote:

    MS T

    This must be the trannies national athem

    ___________________________________________________

    Haha

    Bossip, we both know this is not the end. There is still a rich seam to be mined, we both know that.

  53. Baby Girl

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thank you for the laugh….

  54. Hannibal

    THIS IS ALMOST AS DISTURBING AS 2GIRLS1CUP…

  55. chaka1

    *stretched out dead and in the coffin*

    This ho has me LAID OUT!

  56. jaiiZ

    dis ***** is fkn siC

    whitepeople dz daiiz

  57. HOLLYWOOD BS

    at least Beyonce is making him do pilates…

    I expected to be grossed out but it wasn’t that bad. Better than all those black trannies with red diapers and 10 dollar weaves. Yuck!

  58. Dallas

    That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!

  59. Damon

    AT LEAST HE GOT UP OFF THAT COUCH

    pooch, hairy neck, rhythymless and all.

  60. Razzell Dazzell

    Ahhhhhh…he was gettin’ it. Whaaaat! He was doing the dog on thing. Working the he was working he’ll lose that belly in no time! Good job!

  61. Ara

    just damn!!

  62. Doc

    why is the camera shaking?

  63. Queen of the Universe

    Let this man do his thing!

  64. Popcorn

    Cute. He was trying. Lol.

  65. Sugar

    This is all Beyonce’s fault lol.

  66. keekee

    see the thang is he’ll dance his ***** off for another 2hours then go and pig out on ribs and chips .. that’s why some of these fat hoes that dance are still fat .. no discipline

  67. Queen of the Universe

    @Keekee….stop, your killin me here…I worked out my abs are hurting and your making me laugh too much! It starts with a single step….don’t dismiss this mans good intentions. LOL. Believe in him, encourage him blah, blah, he’s doomed!

  68. Karen

    He betta work it!!!

  69. liquedean

    *head toward the sky* WHHHHHHHHHHHY!??

  70. greenivy

    *In my best Richard Simmons’ voice* “come on girls!! If you liked it , then you shoulda put-a ring on ittt! Come on, work those tube socks!”

  71. greenivy

    i am confused tho as to why he did not even straighten up his joint before partaking in this tomfoolery.

  72. Lady elle

    BEYONCE GOT PEOPLE LOOSING THEIR DAMN MINDS…

  73. KILO

    A saddle on it wld B whats needed here.

  74. SexyAmazon1975 aka HoneyChile

    So gross!

  75. Knottmyhair

    that was by far the nastyest thing i”ve seen on bossip….ugh!

  76. missunderstood

    wasn’t this the same dude that danced to LL Cool J’s ‘Head Sprung’??? It was a viral video out a while back, and dude looks EXACTLY like him, they even dance alike! lol…

  77. magz

    my goodness. what people do with their time.


  78. funny,but everyone trying to do that video now

  79. sepia830

    And to think I had the nerve to be mad that my job blocked my access to this madness.

  80. wo

    he better go’head and wrap it up, his 80yr old parents ’bout to call him for supper

  81. Crazy ***** Rodney

    hahahaahHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahhahahHAHAHAAHAHAAHhahhAHAHA

  82. daughtercreole

    This Fat F*ck

    Should be takin out to pastures and f*ckin killed for just put the leotard on

    He put so many socks in by his d*ck

    I saw his gut

    Damn!

  83. A-rab Baby

    chubby a *****got

  84. *MiSsUndersto0d*

    lol wtf wuz his big ***** trynna do?? he KNEW the dance, but too bad he couldnt DO the dance..ha!

  85. Stephy

    I don’t care what u all say…”Beyonce is hot and fools like this prove it.” LOL!

  86. Rozza♥ - Introducing My Sweet Dog Hannibal (Nibbles)

    The camera was shaking like an earthquke!!! My stomach is now aching from laughing at this shyt. Need Kahlua and/or some tequila now…

  87. Prince

    that’s so f-ing funny wow wuy do us queers love beyonce so much idk but he did his thing

  88. keekee

    are those size Q or E plus size stockings? anyway, i think duke got his leotard on BACKWARDS! the only part that i was excited to see was the 1:44 mark. nuff said

  89. Kimberlee (I want something else...)

    OMG, this thread was the funniest thing I’ve read all day. :)

  90. MsIndy

    OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY

  91. Pynk - (What time is it?)

    WHAT THE ***** WAS WRONG WITH HIS ***** REGION? WHY WAS IT STICKING OUT? IT LOOKED GROSS… THIS REALLY SICKENED ME…

  92. dARK&lOVELY

    he did better than most.

  93. l-nana

    lol…i love it, so funny!

  94. CodyCole

    He could have at least cleaned his room if he knew he was going to show this tape to the world.

  95. Crazy ***** Rodney

    sissy ***** whale

  96. ITHINKALOT

    haha Beyonce is exploiting gay-worship for all its worth. lol She’s going to get to icon status if it kills her – or sends her to hell (which is where she suggested they’re going). I think he was cute! I think he worked it out and it made me smile!

  97. tasty

    SOMEBODY JAB MY EYES WITH SCISSORS! RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW DAMNIT!!

  98. ~V~

    check out this video. this girtl is working it for real.

  99. ~V~

  100. finally17nluvinit

    wow.that crap was funny as hell!!!!

    it reminds me of the chris faler chippedndales a la 2008 version…..

    that was a gud one,but true,its finally laid 2 rest

  101. finally17nluvinit

    *farley

  102. Awee

    next please

  103. P*****ion8_1

    That dude is a morning show sidekick on 96.1 in Charlotte, North Carolina … I am floored by that video! Damn … Damn … Damn … has he no pride … LMAO!

  104. hope4more

    No Bossip don’t stop this man looked like he was seriously sending a message to someone. And it was funny as hell watching such a large man trying to do this in a small *****e.

  105. Candylicker

    So sick of this song….

  106. mija

    That was too funny too too funny…..OMGoodness! I’ve got these people here at work crackin the hell up!!!

  107. cocoa49

    i am speechless……………….lmfao

  108. I Love Being Black

    Oh boy…another one bites the dust!

  109. get like meme

    hilarious! lmao! he gets an E for effort. at one point he looked likie he was doin tybo lol. and yes his crotch was distracting

  110. tonya

    he works for a radio station in charlotte…he always does the dumbest things.

  111. jonathan

    nooooo need the man while dancing you can see a little of his ball sack. dirty dirty dirty.

  112. Ms. Littlejohn

    LOL!!! Looks like fat-man is packing! LOL… Is one of his ***** hanging out? LMAO!!


  113. ^^^^ms. little hahaha lol, that HAS to be fake. trust me lol.

    lol this is so funny, he can actually dance on tune for a fat white guy.


  114. … or should i say on beat? ya, ya.. its beat.

  115. spliFF82

    LMAO… Showed my whole family, but I seemed to b the only one who thought it was heeeeeelarious !

  116. Soldier Of Truth

    Damn this shyit was tooooo funny!! I LMAO so long my damn stomach was hurting!!!! Got Damn that’s funny!! Thanks for the laugh Bossip!

  117. Richgrrl

    Wow. Yall have to apprieciate him trying to dance. Poor
    him.


  118. okayhh so who the ***** let my video out without my pehmissyon?
    *****es!

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