Charlize Theron Admires The Size Of "Prometheus" Co-Star Michael Fassbender's Package And Offers Her Services "Anytime"

We shouldn’t even be surprised… This guy is a habitual swirler! Charlize “Cobwebs On That Kitty” Theron is can’t stop gushing about how large and in charger her co-star Michael Fassbender is!

According to E!News reports:

Charlize Theron may be in baby bliss, but at last night’s Human Rights Campaign gala, the gorgeous actress had one thing on her mind—Michael Fassbender’s man-parts!

While accepting her Ally for Equality Award from Fassbender, Theron couldn’t help but gush over her Prometheus costar’s very impressive manhood…

Referencing Fassbender’s full-frontal work in Shame, Theron quipped, “I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I’ve worked with them.”

The Oscar-winner didn’t stop there. “Your peen was a revelation,” she said to the howling audience. “I’m available to work with it any time.”

On a far more serious note, Theron was honored during the gala for her advocacy work with the LGBT community. “Marriage equality is about more than just marriage,” she said in her acceptance speech. “It’s about something greater. It’s about acceptance…I will always be your cheerleader and I will always be your friend.

As for her newly adopted son Jackson, the 36-year-old gushed to E!, “He’s doing great. Its very hard for me to leave the house now so you know how important this is because I was like standing at the door going, ‘Ah, this is so hard!'”

Hit the flip for photos of Fassbender with ex swirly boo Zoe Kravitz and new swirly boo Nicole Beharie.