Dude, Where’s My Hair Stylist???

Posted on November 20th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Beyonce, Dude-Where is My Stylist?, Gabrielle Union, News, Seen on the Scene

Posted by Bossip Staff

Beyonce attended the the unveiling of Seventeen Magazine’s 2008 Style Star of the Year looking like Michael Jackson’s pet monkey, Bubbles, did her hair. She should know by now to take a day off when she isn’t on point. SMH

More pics of Bey for your viewing displeasure below:

Check out Gabrielle Union doing some good deeds at Mickey D’s when you…

  • Cockblocka

    I ONEt her!!!

  • SWEET CHEEKSSSSSS BITTTCCCHHHHH

    Dead @ Michael Jacksons pet monkey BUBBLES doin her hair!!! Ya’ll wrong!!!

    But dammit man, the beehive again Bey??? U been hanging in Texas lately????

  • Doagae

    This chic can do whatever she wants……for real….

  • lil latte

    big deal she is allowed to do her own hair and make up once in a while…

  • chelley1

    Y’all quit hating…that’s how we do it in Texas…damn she is from Houston

  • Exxon300

    Beyonce is fine.

  • msgoodie goodie

    beyonce has become an absolutely ridiculous figure

    check her make up – half her face is whiter than the other half, and keep bubbles at zoo not your hair stylist

  • liquedean

    Jay & her had a little backseat action. Geesh. lol

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    If that’s how its done in Tex…I shant cross the Mason Dixie line…

  • nizzle

    She’s got that…”yeah, I let Jay , Jigga all ova me in the Limo” look.

  • liquedean

    @ daywalker

    LOL *sings* “do your ears hang low!!!” I think those earrings are to heavy they stretching that ish outta her earlobe for real.

  • Essie

    That dress looks like a curtin drape, just horrible!!

    But I still think she’s beautiful.

  • Fresh Perspective

    The hair is the best thing going for this look. The craft show, door knocker earrings, Ms. Jetson dress and new age jellies are by far worse. I’m a semi-stan, but this is a mess.

  • datruth

    She is still pretty to me. Love ya Bey!!!

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Heeeyyyyy Daywalker :)

  • Bozo D. Clown

    Even on an off day, this is a good-looking woman…

  • Official TimeHater (I’ve found my smile again)

    hmm, the dress is good, shoes.. not so good, the color is just making her legs look thicker, and not in the good way. I’ll bypass the hair because I have seen, far, far, worse.

  • Talley-B

    ms goodie goodie….

    didn’t we have this convo yesterday about you hating on Bey….lol

  • PUPPLE

    I see the look she tryna go for but it aint happnin….but er uh, her hair is 10x better than that outfit!

  • Hannibal (OH Baby You…You Got What I Neeeeed)

    SHE LOOKS GREAT…

  • http://comcast d.

    Quit hating…

  • http://myspace.com/toolive4urcrew Katherine

    it’s not THAT bad, just a little dry and some fly aways, but I do think beyonce has too many “yes men” in her camp b/c sometimes they let her dress and do some songs that make no sense when someone should be telling her the truth..I guess this time no one told her to touch up her hair before she exited the limo..SMH

  • LADY ARCHITECT(DOING BIG THINGS AT 23)

    I like the dress. She looks pretty in it. Hate that hair though and isn’t the big bump on top of your head out of style now? I could’ve sworn aaliyah did this and people carried that style since she passed. It’s time to give it up now.

  • Joey Bishop

    beyonce need to stop wearin her momas dresses and stay outta them drive thru hair salons

  • Exxon300

    Nikki everyone does not wear there hair like that in Texas

  • ATXChick

    has anyone ever notice HOW BIG BEYONCE EARS ARE I MEAN TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THEM AND YOU WILL SAY DAMN!!!!

  • ATXChick

    4 REAL LOOK AT HER EARS!!!!!!!!

  • ATXChick

    LAUGHING AT JOEY BISHOP: DRIVE THROUGH HAIR SALONS

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Exxon300…

    Are you from Texas my dear? OH!! Thank you for your kind words regarding my appearance :)

    Daywalker…

    Oh I cant complain…how about you?

  • ATXChick

    IM FROM TEXAS AND ONLY IF YOU ARE BEYONCE YOUR HAIR WOULD LOOK LIKE THAT. CAUSE HERE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS WE GALS DONT PLAY WITH THAT HUMP NO MORE…. SO

  • ATXChick

    IM FROM TEXAS AND ONLY IF YOU ARE BEYONCE YOUR HAIR WOULD LOOK LIKE THAT. CAUSE HERE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS WE GALS DONT PLAY WITH THAT HUMP NO MORE…. SO COME ON

  • ATXChick

    IM FROM TEXAS AND ONLY IF YOU ARE BEYONCE YOUR HAIR WOULD LOOK LIKE THAT. CAUSE HERE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS WE GALS DONT PLAY WITH THAT HUMP NO MORE…. SO COME

  • & (The Blogger Formerly Known as And…) Since we creating alter egos & ish. I

    She said she used to be insercure about the size of her ears and a few other things…

    Maybe for right now they are Sasha’s ears & as she stated Sasha is Fierce and don’t give a d@mn!

  • ATXChick

    LMBAO AT DAY WALKER: FOR REAL THOUGH SHE SHOULD KNOW SUPERCUTS OR WHAT EVA CUTS DONT KNOW THE LASTEST STYLE!!!

  • Mock Rock Stardust(Mock Rock says give a hoot and don’t pollute so if U are a garbage ass person please place yourself in the dumpster)

    @Mock Rock Star:

    I’m sorry I missed ya, boo! I was kinda in the middle of something at the time, but you know I think you’re cool people, Mock!

    ————————-

    Accepted…but remember that I’m a star so every post U need to say what’s up 2 me, then speak on the post

  • glow

    whatever….

    even w/ her hair out of place, she looks better than people on their “good:i think i’m cute days”

  • ATXChick

    @: & (The Blogger Formerly Known as And…) Since we creating alter egos & ish:

    I WAS WATCHING SOME SPECIAL ABOUT HER OR SASHA AND SHE HAD HER HAIR PULLED BACK HALF UP HALF DOWN AND SHE TURN HER HEAD TO THE SIDE AND I COULDNT HELP BUT NOTICE THEM BIG ASS EARS IM TALKING BIG I MEAN HER HOOPS WERE THE SAME SIZE AS HER EARS… I WAS WOWED BY THAT…

  • ATXChick

    I WONDER IF THAT IS A HOUSE OF DEREON DRESS SHE HAS ON. THAT STYLE LOOKS FAMILIAR

  • Razzell Dazzell

    Sure B’s allowed to do her own hair, but damn, didn’t she just tell how great she is, is this really living up to even her standards? She doesn’t get a pass. Speaking of B, I heard she is really campaigning to sing at Barack’s inguaration, but Barack wants Jennifer. I want Jennifer too, it would be great for her to feel the public support, she really needs it.

  • Nina Cabrera

    Those ears are incredibly huge. Why is she walking around with ears the size of an elphants’. She need to nip and tuck those ears like she has done with her nose.

  • msgoodie goodie

    November 20, 2008. Could there be trouble in the less than a year long marriage of Beyonce and Jay Z. According to one of MediaTakeOut.com’s snitches, Beyonce has been living for the past week at New York’s Rivington Hotel.

    Why is this odd, you ask. Well because Beyonce and Jay Z share a lovely penthouse condo less than a mile away.

    And it gets even more interesting. According to our snitch, Jay Z is NOT staying with her. The insider explained, “Jay Z is in [their] Tribeca [condo]. It’s very odd. I can’t say that there’s problems, but I know that he HAS NOT been with her any night this week – and he’s in New York.”

    That was quick ….

  • Mock Rock Stardust(Mock Rock says give a hoot and don’t pollute so if U are a garbage ass person please place yourself in the dumpster)

    glow

    whatever….

    even w/ her hair out of place, she looks better than people on their “good:i think i’m cute days”

    ——————————–

    I know right…sometimes it’s not easy being beautiful so U know what I have to say to that:

    Beyoncé – ‘Get Me Bodied’ (Extended Version)

    9…4…8…1…B-Day

    [Verse 1:]

    Mission one

    I’ma put this on

    When he see me in the dress I’ma get me some (hey)

    Mission two

    Gotta make that call

    Tell him get the bottles poppin’ when they play my song (hey)

    Mission three

    Got my three best friends

    Like we do it all the time we gone do it again (hey)

    Mission four

    Got the vintage Rolls

    Drop a couple hundreds tell him leave it at the door

    [Pre-Chorus:]

    I ain’t worried doin’ me tonight

    A little sweat ain’t never hurt nobody

    While ya’ll standin’ on the wall

    I’m the one tonight

    Gettin’ bodied, gettin’ bodied, gettin’ bodied, gettin’ bodied

    Want my body

    Won’t you get me bodied

    You want my body

    Won’t you get me bodied (hey)

    [Chorus:]

    Can you get me bodied

    I wanna be myself tonight

    Can you get me bodied

    I wanna be myself tonight

    Won’t you sing my body

    I want to let it out tonight

    Wanna party, wanna dance, wanna be myself tonight, me bodied

    [Verse 2:]

    Mission five

    Skip to the front of the line

    Let me fix my hair up ‘fore I go inside (hey)

    Mission six

    Gotta check these chicks

    ‘Cause you know they gone block when I take these flicks (hey)

    Mission seven

    Gotta make my rounds

    Given eyes to the guys now I think I found him (hey)

    Mission eight

    Now we conversate

    And we can skip small talk let’s get right to the chase (hey)

    [Pre-Chorus]

    You should see my body

    I gotta know enough to know if you can get me bodied

    I’m kinda tight, I’m feeling right enough to see somebody

    I wanna let it off tonight

    Wanna dance, wanna party wanna be myself tonight

    [Chorus]

    Baby all I want is to let it go

    Ain’t no worries, oh

    We can dance all night

    Get me bodied

    That means come closer to me

    While we grind to the beat

    And your body’s touching my body

    All I need is to let it be

    Ain’t no worry, no

    Boy dance with me

    Feel my body

    Don’t stop just come closer to me

    While we grind to the beat

    With your body touching my body

    Get somebody

    Ain’t no shame ’cause I gotta get mine

    I swing my hair, kick off my shoes

    Come her boy let me work on you

    [Pre-Chorus]

    Ladys on the floor

    All my lady on the floor

    If your ready, Get it ready

    Got to get it HEY

    Drop down almost hit the floor wit it, Drop drop down almost hit the floor wit it, Drop down almost hit the floor wit it, Drop drop down almost hit the floor wit it

    Do the Uh Oh, Do the Uh Oh, Do the Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh Nana, Uh Oh Do the Uh Oh, Do the Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh Nana

    Pat yo weave ladys, Pat pat pat yo weave ladys (watch it while he check up on it) Pat yo weave ladys, Pat pat pat yo weaves ladys (watch it while he check up on it)

    Ti- tick tick tick tick fight, Now tick tick tick tick tick tick fight

    Now tick tick tick tick fight, Now tick tick tick tick tick tick fight

    Now pose for the camera now flick flick flick

    Pose for the camera now flick flick flick

    Pose for the camera now flick flick flick

    Pose for the camera now flick flick flick

    Do an old school dance, an old school dance, an old school dance, Do an old school

    Do an old school dance, an old school dance, Do an old school dance, Yeah school

    STOP! Now cool off cool off, Cool off cool off, DROP! And cool off cool off, cool off cool off

    Wind it back girl wind it back girl

    Flick ya hair touch the floor wind it back

    Wind it back girl wind it back girl

    Flick ya hair touch the floor wind it back

    Drop to your knees arch yo back girl shake shake it like that ally cat

    Drop drop to your knees arch yo back girl shake shake it like that ally cat

    Shake your darrier in them dareon

    shake shake your darrier in the house dareon

    Shake your darrier in them dareon

    shake shake your darrier in the house of dareon

    Do the sizzle? touch yo heels touch your toes

    Do the sizzle? touch yo heels touch your toes

    Do the sizzle? touch yo heels touch your toes

    Do the sizzle? touch yo heels

    touch your toes

    Do the Naomi Campbell walk, Naomi Campbell walk, Walk across the room like Naomi Campbell, Do the Naomi Campbell walk,

    Naomi Campbell walk, Walk across the room like Naomi Campbell

    Now snap fo the kids snap fo the kids snap fo the sucka 3 times

    Now snap fo the kids snap fo the kids snap fo the sucka 3 times

    I touch yo body while you touch my body we’re touchin’ bodies tonight

    (we’re gettin’ bodied)

    I touch yo body while you touch my body we’re touchin’ bodies tonight

    (we’re gettin’ bodied)

    Gettin’ bodied, gettin’ bodied, gettin’ bodied, gettin’ bodied

    Want my body

    Won’t you get me bodied

    You want my body

    Won’t you get me bodied (hey)

  • ATXChick

    @ RAZELL DAZELL: I AGREE WITH YOU I WOULD LOVE TO SEE AND I DO MEAN LOVE TO SEE JENNIFER SING THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. SOMETHING ABOUT JENNIFER’S VOICE THAT I LOVE

  • ATXChick

    @ DAYWALKER: THE DRESS AND THIS MY PERSONAL THOUGHT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE FLOOR MATS THAT YOU THROW ON TOP OF YOUR CARPET I MEAN JUST LOOKING AT THE PATERN… IM JUST SAYING

  • kai

    i can see the trannys and stands growing their ears big and long as we speak….

  • snoop bloggy blog

    bey looks lovely

  • Mock Rock Stardust(Mock Rock says give a hoot and don’t pollute so if U are a garbage ass person please place yourself in the dumpster)

    Hey if U have sound and have nothing else to do play these two YouTube video together:

    Justin Timberlake parody of Beyonce’s All the Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) MUSIC VIDEO LIVE SNL (With the sound off) & Beyoncé – ‘Get Me Bodied’ (Extended Version) (but don’t watch that one just listen)

  • SASHA FLOP

    “She should know by now to take a day off when she isn’t on point.”

    if that’s the case, she needs to retire right now. i bet you rihanna wouldn’t step foot out of her house looking like this.

  • dayg715

    THM.

    Tranny Hot Mess.

  • Da R

    ronald mcdonald’s hair looks better.

  • Nina Cabrera

    UMBELLA ELLA ELLA

  • Kimberlee (I Want Somethin Else)

    Hi all! :) Happy Thursday.

    @ Daywalker, hi baby. ;)

    hey, i love Bey… have utmost respect for her.

    however, she coulda touched up those roots.

  • msgoodie goodie

    @mock rock

    i wonder did beyonce wrote that song

    cuz the words to that song is meaningless

    was this song make to work out in the gym to

    just wondering

  • Mock Rock Stardust(Mock Rock says give a hoot and don’t pollute so if U are a garbage ass person please place yourself in the dumpster)

    msgoodie goodie

    @mock rock

    i wonder did beyonce wrote that song

    cuz the words to that song is meaningless

    was this song make to work out in the gym to

    just wondering

    ———————–

    I’m sure she had some help, but that song was so on point when it came out and it is a great work-out song and just a feel good all around joint…hints the reason I always invite people to listen and read and dance to it…

  • c. gabi

    it’s pictures like these that remind me of just how regular beyonce is and how people need to stop sweating her like she’s the best thing since sliced bread. i went to college with girls that look better than her when they wake up.

  • K-mia

    wow! her ears are rather large…man, i always thought mine were bigger than neccessary, glad im not the only one

  • HoodSocialite

    ummm the chicks in TEXAS do not rock their hair like that… Beyonce is in NY full time.. so get it together and watch your mouth about the South. Okk…

  • Mock Rock Stardust(Mock Rock says give a hoot and don’t pollute so if U are a garbage ass person please place yourself in the dumpster)

    @ daywalker

    Are U still here…I have to tell U about church

  • Kigali (Black females defend the weave like their new born!!!)

    @Daywalker,

    I dont even get an honorable mention on your blogger role?

  • Mock Rock Stardust(Mock Rock says give a hoot and don’t pollute so if U are a garbage ass person please place yourself in the dumpster)

    I know I put up old joints a lot, but this is old also but the way the Missy song comes in to me is superb:

    CrushCrushCrush, 100% PL, Gossip Folks, 2 Hearts, Shut Up & Drive vs See You Again – OFFICIAL VIDEO MASH UP

  • Ty

    hello hoes

  • Mock Rock Stardust(Mock Rock says give a hoot and don’t pollute so if U are a garbage ass person please place yourself in the dumpster)

    Kigali (Black females defend the weave like their new born!!!)

    @Daywalker,

    I dont even get an honorable mention on your blogger role?

    —————–

    U know black folks have a short memory LOL

  • lilianasanchez86

    hummm im hating the hair and the dress on beyonce,

    and i love graviell union she is so so pretty.

  • Mock Rock Stardust(Mock Rock says give a hoot and don’t pollute so if U are a garbage ass person please place yourself in the dumpster)

    before I go…funniest thing I’ve read today:

    Da R

    ronald mcdonald’s hair looks better.

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    HEY KZZ!!

  • kiko

    I like the dress ? :)

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    ^^^???^^^

  • Oshie – “Even Stevie Wonder got down sometimes, I’m ready to go….”

    ^^^ I just broke my diaphragm laughing

  • jess

    Beyonce has natual beauty. Something alot of people lack, see looks great without makeup. So what she had a bad day..

  • jenn

    beyonce looks beautiful..haters

  • chantel

    beyone looks good. Come on now ears!! who cares about her ears. At least her ears can be covered. Alot of these people talking about Beyonce’s ears can’t cover their ugly features. So I think they should keep quite and stop trying to find flaws with this woman.

  • Yepdatzme08

    At least she got rid of the lace wig…

  • ATXChick

    SHE GOT SOME BIG ASS EARS AND WHAT???? THATS WHY SHE COVERS THEM UP BECAUSE WHEN SHE DONT ITS LIKE D*MN WHO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THE EAR OR THE EAR RING. SHE AINT NOTHING TO ME BUT A PERSON WHO HAS MONEY… BUT YOU HAVE TO REALIZE THAT MONEY AND FAME SHE HAS WILL FADE AWAY…. THEN WHAT DOES SHE HAVE? NOTHING BUT THEM BIG ASS EARS OF HERS… SO CHANTEL PLEASE SHUT THE F*CK UP

  • http://annoymous@yahoo.com anonymous says

    Daywalker .. what it do dawg? and hey NU lady you got a bunch of compliments the other night from about 5 people i agree with mild and the rest you are fine!

  • Able to do a backbend while riding

    Being a woman is hard. If you look too good people can not wait to tear you down over something so small and if you look too bad then people can’t wait to point that out.

    I think Beyonce is nice looking, period. I have never heard of a man looking a woman and saying “Damn she got big ears, I can’t mess with that”

    I wish women would stop being so hateful and catty to each other and support each others beauty. Perfection is impossible for EVERYONE HUMAN

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    anonymous says…

    Hello, I didn’t see the compliments but I modestly smile and say thanks…

  • Exxon300

    Yes, Nikki I live in Texas. Orginally from Houston and living in Austin for a short time. Where are from beautiful?

  • Exxon300

    Yes Nikki, I’m from Texas. Orginally from Houston and currently living in Austin for a short while. Where are you from beautiful?

  • Exxon300

    Sorry for the duplicate

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Its okay…

    I’m from Cleveland, Oh.

  • savanah

    She didn’t look in the mirror?

  • Exxon300

    You are Clevelander. Yea, I like. I have family relatives who live in Cleveland, not exactly sure where but they do.

  • kenya

    so her hair is little mussed, it could have been windy, so what her ears are big, i have big ears too…and?

    and i just noticed that in this and the first pic one of her eyes is bigger than the other, not that there’s anything wrong with that i’m just observing, but i still think she’s an unoriginal singing and dancing robot who stays with the dead expression and cannot act.

  • jandsmama

    If anybody saw this dress hanging on the rack, it would stay right there. What kind of fabric is that, upholstery? Looks like another Miss Tina concoction gone awry. She looks a mess, goes to show that money still cannot buy good taste.

  • jandsmama

    If anyone else saw this dress on the rack, it would stayed there. Miss Tina outdid herself this time with this remix on an old dance costume. Too bad money and fame still can’t buy good taste.

  • Phenomenal Me… Ms. Dee (New Fan of Fred Shropshire… and I’m still happy about our 44th President!!)

    Bey… the hair is NOT cute! CUT IT OUT ALREADY! We get the point, you’re trying to represent (and promote) your alter ego Sasha Fierce!! Okay…okay… B DONE!

  • txgal

    Beyounce’s lucky. Thats all really.

  • I spy with my sharp eye

    Beyonce has had a breast augmentation.

  • try me

    most of the time bey looks like a drop dead gorgeous angel sent from heaven above, and other times she just looks…this

  • Moi

    Momma Tina is at it again.

  • statim08

    She got that aged look again.

  • hater

    whateverr

  • Don’t mind me

    Her hairs wonky and her legs and chunky chunky damn

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