Friday, November 21st, 2008
Cuddled Up
Posted by Bossip Staff
This is Beyonce in an ad with the Japanese popstar, Takuya Kimura, for the handbag maker, Samantha Thavasa. In case you were wondering she said that the fellow in the ad is, “very handsome, strong, manly and sexy.”
Hmmm…do you think Jay-Z had to worry about a Japanese swirl popping off?
More pics for the ad below:
Peep baby sis Solange still rockin feather-frocks right now…
Images via Splash and Wireimage
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THATS HOT! SHE GET A BILL BOARD IN JAPAN?–GO BEY!
That is why they are staying separately…Asian dude getting it in
1rst
OH SHOOT IM FIRST! HAHA–HEY PEOPLE! (SMILE)
if bossip server wasnt so fucked up i would have been first….
beyounce looks amazing but i see her so much that shes starting to become ordinary… im just saying we see her in 5-15 posts a day, the element of her surprise beauty is no longer a surprise… her management is going into serious beyounce overkill…. not to mention this will probably be her worst selling album ever i previewed it on essence dot com
He’s a nice lookin asian bwoi.
he wouldnt even know what to do with all that.
GO B!!! GIRLFRIEND IS HANDLING HER BUSINESS!!
I prefer Bouncy when she is all dolled up.
I am… Sasha Faeces
S.M.A.P もっと すき です！！！！！Tak kun is sooo hot:)
ole boy would get lost in Beyonce……
she’d have that man whipping up lo mein in no time….
@Talley-B
He’s Japanese, no whipping up lo mein…..
Oh, and Japanese men have crazy skills.
seems like bey wants an Asian,he is kinda cute,but this bitch always talking bout other men and not her own husband,whats up with that
regarding the name MARQUIS DE SADE.
Donatien Alphonse François de Sade, Marquis de Sade (June 2, 1740 – December 2, 1814) (French pronunciation: [maʁki də sad]) was a French aristocrat, revolutionary and author of philosophy-laden, sadomasochistic novels exploring such controversial subjects as rape, bestiality and necrophilia.(Necrophilia, also called thanatophilia and necrolagnia, is the sexual attraction to corpses.) He was a philosopher of extreme freedom (or at least licentiousness), unrestrained by morality, religion or law, with the pursuit of personal pleasure being the highest principle. Sade was incarcerated in various prisons and in an insane asylum for about 32 years of his life; eleven years in Paris (10 of which were spent in the Bastille) a month in Conciergerie, 2 years in a fortress, a year in Madelonnettes, 3 years in Bicêtre, a year in Sainte-Pélagie, and 13 years in the Charenton insane asylum. Much of his writing was done during his imprisonment. The term “sadism” is derived from his name.
i stumbled across this info. interesting huh.
he ain’t handsome like that on TV… much respect to Photoshop.
What’s up Nikki, Bey almost looks as cute as you.
yes that De Sade info is interesting…
HEY BITCHES!!!
whoopty whoop
Bossip y’all sure love to stir uo some shit first thing in the morning don’t you?
@ beloved
Where the hell did that comment come from, if you are doing an interview in Japan and they ask you what you think of your co-star what would you say? Damn people say some stupid shit on Bossip!
No lie though, that Japanese boy is fine, all pretty and such. Asians don’t usually do it for me unless you are Russell Wong, but he is nice!!!
yawn
*blushing*
BEYONCE LOOKS EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE! LOOK AT THAT FAKE SMILE…LOOKS MORE LIKE TIGHT GRIMACE!
@ BAHAMAS/CHICAGO/CAYMAN GIRL
Check out Masaharu Fukuhama, Hiroshi Abe & Takeshi Kaneshiro;) yummy!
@found the following,
Are you just finding out about this? lol
im glad you bought some education into Beyonces post though..
@TAMROCK
KEN WATTANABE IS STILL MY NIGGA! HE CAN GET IT, WITH HIS MATURE FINE SELF!
The dude looks like a lady…hey Beyonce, if U want someone else besides Jay to cuddle with then give me a call
Jay-z is to much of a big nigga to worry about Goku
I’M SICK OF THIS ALREADY, PLEASE PUT SOME HIGHLIGHTS OF BARACK OBAMA UP, BOSSIP I’M BEGINNING TO THINK YOU ALL ARE ON THAT STALKING TIP, DAMN IS BEYONCE’S PEOLPLE PAYING YALL THAT MUCH MONEY SO SHE CAN STAY RELEVANT, THEN AGAIN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T POST ANYTHING ABOUT THE OBAMA’S THEY’RE MUCH TO CLASSY FOR TRASHY JUMP OFFS LIKE YOURSELVES!!!!
Sexy just like my Thai lover!
I’M SICK OF THIS ALREADY, PLEASE PUT SOME HIGHLIGHTS OF BARACK OBAMA UP, BOSSIP I’M BEGINNING TO THINK YOU ALL ARE ON THAT STALKING TIP, DAMN IS BEYONCE’S PEOLPLE PAYING YALL THAT MUCH MONEY SO SHE CAN STAY RELEVANT, THEN AGAIN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T POST ANYTHING ABOUT THE OBAMA’S THEY’RE MUCH TO CLASSY FOR TRASHY JUMP OFFS LIKE YOURSELVES!!!!
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for real
she is overexpose
bossip OD on this cat
This is racism, straight up.
lol y complain about the site, y dnt u just go to the obama forums around the internet duh lol stop compalaining like bossip is MAKING u come on here
do you stupid stans that think fakeyonce can do no wrong love yourself as much as you love her, she is not jesus, she looks fat in this pic… have some cames b4 he does a brad on your ass.aliciakeys, natural beauty , great singer,
ayo fakeyonce get off her dick
i hope solange get bird flu and DIE
Wait for it…wait for it…
Obviously I don’t really give a damn about her new jawns:
Beyoncé – ‘Get Me Bodied’ (Extended Version)
9…4…8…1…B-Day
[Verse 1:]
Mission one
I’ma put this on
When he see me in the dress I’ma get me some (hey)
Mission two
Gotta make that call
Tell him get the bottles poppin’ when they play my song (hey)
Mission three
Got my three best friends
Like we do it all the time we gone do it again (hey)
Mission four
Got the vintage Rolls
Drop a couple hundreds tell him leave it at the door
[Pre-Chorus:]
I ain’t worried doin’ me tonight
A little sweat ain’t never hurt nobody
While ya’ll standin’ on the wall
I’m the one tonight
Gettin’ bodied, gettin’ bodied, gettin’ bodied, gettin’ bodied
Want my body
Won’t you get me bodied
You want my body
Won’t you get me bodied (hey)
[Chorus:]
Can you get me bodied
I wanna be myself tonight
Can you get me bodied
I wanna be myself tonight
Won’t you sing my body
I want to let it out tonight
Wanna party, wanna dance, wanna be myself tonight, me bodied
[Verse 2:]
Mission five
Skip to the front of the line
Let me fix my hair up ‘fore I go inside (hey)
Mission six
Gotta check these chicks
‘Cause you know they gone block when I take these flicks (hey)
Mission seven
Gotta make my rounds
Given eyes to the guys now I think I found him (hey)
Mission eight
Now we conversate
And we can skip small talk let’s get right to the chase (hey)
[Pre-Chorus]
You should see my body
I gotta know enough to know if you can get me bodied
I’m kinda tight, I’m feeling right enough to see somebody
I wanna let it off tonight
Wanna dance, wanna party wanna be myself tonight
[Chorus]
Baby all I want is to let it go
Ain’t no worries, oh
We can dance all night
Get me bodied
That means come closer to me
While we grind to the beat
And your body’s touching my body
All I need is to let it be
Ain’t no worry, no
Boy dance with me
Feel my body
Don’t stop just come closer to me
While we grind to the beat
With your body touching my body
Get somebody
Ain’t no shame ’cause I gotta get mine
I swing my hair, kick off my shoes
Come her boy let me work on you
[Pre-Chorus]
Ladys on the floor
All my lady on the floor
If your ready, Get it ready
Got to get it HEY
Drop down almost hit the floor wit it, Drop drop down almost hit the floor wit it, Drop down almost hit the floor wit it, Drop drop down almost hit the floor wit it
Do the Uh Oh, Do the Uh Oh, Do the Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh Nana, Uh Oh Do the Uh Oh, Do the Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh Nana
Pat yo weave ladys, Pat pat pat yo weave ladys (watch it while he check up on it) Pat yo weave ladys, Pat pat pat yo weaves ladys (watch it while he check up on it)
Ti- tick tick tick tick fight, Now tick tick tick tick tick tick fight
Now tick tick tick tick fight, Now tick tick tick tick tick tick fight
Now pose for the camera now flick flick flick
Pose for the camera now flick flick flick
Pose for the camera now flick flick flick
Pose for the camera now flick flick flick
Do an old school dance, an old school dance, an old school dance, Do an old school
Do an old school dance, an old school dance, Do an old school dance, Yeah school
STOP! Now cool off cool off, Cool off cool off, DROP! And cool off cool off, cool off cool off
Wind it back girl wind it back girl
Flick ya hair touch the floor wind it back
Wind it back girl wind it back girl
Flick ya hair touch the floor wind it back
Drop to your knees arch yo back girl shake shake it like that ally cat
Drop drop to your knees arch yo back girl shake shake it like that ally cat
Shake your darrier in them dareon
shake shake your darrier in the house dareon
Shake your darrier in them dareon
shake shake your darrier in the house of dareon
Do the sizzle? touch yo heels touch your toes
Do the sizzle? touch yo heels touch your toes
Do the sizzle? touch yo heels touch your toes
Do the sizzle? touch yo heels
touch your toes
Do the Naomi Campbell walk, Naomi Campbell walk, Walk across the room like Naomi Campbell, Do the Naomi Campbell walk,
Naomi Campbell walk, Walk across the room like Naomi Campbell
Now snap fo the kids snap fo the kids snap fo the sucka 3 times
Now snap fo the kids snap fo the kids snap fo the sucka 3 times
I touch yo body while you touch my body we’re touchin’ bodies tonight
(we’re gettin’ bodied)
I touch yo body while you touch my body we’re touchin’ bodies tonight
(we’re gettin’ bodied)
Gettin’ bodied, gettin’ bodied, gettin’ bodied, gettin’ bodied
Want my body
Won’t you get me bodied
You want my body
Won’t you get me bodied (hey)
@M.R.S.SPEAKING OF DUMPSTER DIVING AND YOU HITTING ON BEY (WHICH WONT HAPPPEN) DIDNT YOU GET ENGAGED WITH A LITTLE PEICE OF DIAMOND DUST
International Superstar!
morning all…. i dont think jay has anything to worry bout… but i think the Japanese dude is cute, and would look really good if he cut his hair…
Dayum, that is one cute asian guy! They make a better looking couple than her and Jay do. Jay is not eevn cute to me at all. His swag and money make him look aight. But if he was in some jeans and a t-shirt looking like a regular kat then, I wouldnt even give him a double take.
Anywho….I like this picture. He looks more genuine in holding Bey more than I’ve ever seen Jay do it.
WTF LAWDY, why u starting so early girl… thought u were being mean yesterday… today too?
HOLD UP NOW I WAS NOT BEING MEAN YESTERDAY THAT WAS TUESDAY!!
**YAWN**
Please Bossip, you know good n’ well that Jay ain’t got sh*t to worry about. Granted-cute dude, but stop tryna start mess.
@ LAWDY.. i know u werent mean yesterday but yesterday u said u were gonna be mean… so are u sayin ur gonna be mean today too?
OH LAWDY!!!!
@M.R.S.SPEAKING OF DUMPSTER DIVING AND YOU HITTING ON BEY (WHICH WONT HAPPPEN) DIDNT YOU GET ENGAGED WITH A LITTLE PEICE OF DIAMOND DUST
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I thought I invited U to jump in the dumpster
I AM A BITCH DAMMIT!! I AM PRETTY FUKING PISSED
HEY VIV
He’s a fine Asian dude, but Mr. Carter has nothing to worry about! He got SWAGGER!
Do the Naomi Campbell walk, Naomi Campbell walk, Walk across OH LAWDY face like Naomi Campbell, Do the Naomi Campbell walk,
Naomi Campbell walk, Walk across OH LAWDY face like Naomi Campbell
@ LAWDY…. whats wrong? wanna talk bout it?
still whoring it out to keep her face in the news, i see. some things never change.
FallinPoet(”Do you think about me now & then?”)
Nice gravie from what I can see…I need to go and wash clothes or jump back in the bed…dilemma
he looks like he doesn’t even want to take the picture with her. i don’t blame him.
You don’t say that when you have a husband.
I always knew she isn’t really in love with my boy hov.
AINT SHIT WRONG I HATE FAKE PEOPLE THATS WHY HER ASS GOT THAT LIL ASS PROMISE RING FOR AN ENGAGEMENT RING CUZ SHE AINT WORTH SHIT DUMB ASSED UGLY FUCKING CUNT AND YES M.R.S. I AM TALKING TO YOU BITCH YOU AINT SHIT!!! WALK MY WAY HO AND YOU WILL GET SHUT DOWN
Thanks Mock.
WASH YOUR ASS TO BITCH!!
OH LAWDY!!!!
AINT SHIT WRONG I HATE FAKE PEOPLE THATS WHY HER ASS GOT THAT LIL ASS PROMISE RING FOR AN ENGAGEMENT RING CUZ SHE AINT WORTH SHIT DUMB ASSED UGLY FUCKING CUNT AND YES M.R.S. I AM TALKING TO YOU BITCH YOU AINT SHIT!!! WALK MY WAY HO AND YOU WILL GET SHUT DOWN
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Here I am…do something
JAY-Z LUCKY GO OL’HEAD GO OL’ HEAD
YEAH THIS IS THE INTERNET BUT IF YOU ARE EVER IN FLORIDA AND YOU FEEL FROGGY THEN LEAP BITCH, MY FIANCE (WHO PURCHASED ME A 3 1/2 ENGAGEMENT RING AND NOT 1/15 OF ACARAT LIKE YOURS) AND I TRAVEL QUITE OFTEN BITCH SO WHATS UP TRICK!!
hey pedro…
lawdy please stop…
Wt up Poet ,wts really gd ?
I’m sure U’re writing a dissertation right now…so let me just get to the point…like most people (or yeah even men( U are jealous of me…U’re mad that I don’t cut folks down and people still get at me even when I put incognito pics…unlike U I have at least 5 people try to get with me on a daily and 100 when I actually take time to look nice unlike your sad, more than likely unattractive ass who only claim to fame is having someone say hello to U on Bossip after U have posted some ridiculous shit…I would like the end the convo here, but I will add I hope your parents die in a plane crash and the person who is acting like they care for U realize they were wasting their time and jump into traffic and U can promptly join them by killing yourself also
I DONT GO ON THE INTERNET FOR LOVE DEAR THAT IS NOT MY SPEED AND i HAVE PUT MY REAL PICTURE UP AND GOT NO COMPLAINTS NOW POOF BE GONE LITTLE BLACK SAMBO LOOKING BITCH!!
oooooo mock rock went hard
AND JUST GIVE YOU PIECE OF MIND YOU FAKE BITCH MY PARENT ARE DECEASED!!
no she just said that to make his and other asian men’s day….they aren’t usually seen as manly.
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A WET GREMLIN YOU WHORE!!
man, pedro… chillin… aint up to sh*t, tryin to get this work done
OH LAWDY!!!!
AND JUST GIVE YOU PIECE OF MIND YOU FAKE BITCH MY PARENT ARE DECEASED!!
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Good…2 down and 2 to go…
So Fallin, I need to wash but I really don’t feel like it
I AM 100% CREOLE BITCH ALL I NEED IS A LIL BIT MORE INFO ON YOU AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE HELL, WITH THAT LIL ASS RING YOU GOT IT CANT BE TO GOOD ANYWAYS!!!
oh ok , wat state u from b?
@ Mock… lol, its ok to have a lazy day
OH LAWDY!! CUT IT OUT!! STOP BEING MEAN AND HATEFUL!! (dont make me come down there and shake the shit outta you!!) NOW STOP IT!! AND STOP CALLING M.R.S UGLY!! THATS NOT NICE, PLUS I’VE TOLD YOU THAT SHE’S NOT UGLY. REALLY SHE’S NOT, SHE IS VERY PRETTY. SO PLEASE STOP BEING MEAN. IT’S FRIDAY, THE WEEKEND IS HERE! PARTAAAYYYY TIME!! DONT BE SO HATEFUL.
@ pedro… u askin me what state im from?
yep u babe
HEY M.R.S!!
HEY FALLIN!!I FELL ASLEEP LAST NITE BEFORE I COULD RESPOND TO YOU ON MYSPACE. AND MY PAGE WAS STILL UP. LOL…I WAS OUT LIKE A LIGHT!!
IF I’M A HORSE I’M A MUH FUGGIN STALLION!! ha haa(sxyQblondie, check properties for confirmation 25eed6db17c91789baebf357555ab0e9?)
What up babe
what up sxy?
sexy that bitch looks like a big blob donkey shit and she is mad her ring is lil as hell
i am real boo i call it like i see it
@ Pedro.. im from chicago, illinois… u should put “@” in front of the name of the person ur askin a question to… just makes it less confusing..
@ sxyq, lol, no worries love.
@ Lawdy… mock is actually fine…
now i am cool with most of you here, but fuck that yall cant tell me how to handle that shit. mrs is a phoney as bitch I repeat myself mrs is a phony ass fucking bitch!~!!
OH LAWDY, NO BULL, PLEASE TELL ME WHY THE STRONG DISCONTENT WITH M.R.S?
So where’s my ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I should attempt to go swimming again…hey OH LAWDY maybe U would like to come with me and we can see who can hold their breath the longest while getting strangle under water!!! Me first…now do U want me to met U in Florida or U want to come up to the A and do U like the classic hands around the neck or creative me putting U in a choke hold…or hold up…how about I put a noose around your neck and drag U around the pool…how about it???
Bossip is bullshit…I’m out…
OH Lawdy please let me be reading your obituary tomorrow…don’t be a punk…just do it…I told U I can help U with suicide…just like a real concern citizen
Talley-B said:
“ole boy would get lost in Beyonce……
she’d have that man whipping up lo mein in no time….”
…that was funny…lol
Love it! Love Japan!
Whoa, what the hell is going on here? Where is cutie pie when you need her?
OK, allow me
**bringing out my guitar**
**lighting the sage**
**joining hands with Oh Lawdy and M.R.S.**
KUMBAYA MY LAWD KUMBAYAAAAAAA
KUMBAYA MY LAWD KUMBAYAAAAAAA
Sisters please!
ummm.I literally have run out of things to say about this chick..thats crazy..
lol @ aunt viv
HEY HEY HEY!
Heyyyyy Bossip Fam.!!! What’s Good, What’s Good???
…Damn, that jap. is sexay!!!
I’ve never been with an asian before. I don’t think. That I can remember. It’s possible/probable.
OSHAYYYYYY !!! BABAAYYYYY!
WHAT IT DEW MOMMA!!
HEY AUNTIE!!!
LANCOMBE!!
waddup my new myspizzle friends oshie and lacombe… lacombe u are officially my new Fuggin Bossip CRUSH!!! dont be scurred
I wish I could do an ad in Japan. You know they prolly pay beaucoup yen.
Are MRS and Lawdy playing nice yet? Or do I need to get out the super plus tampons?
get one and stuff it m.r.s.’s fucking mouth
I’M HUNGRY AS A HOSTAGE. TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I WANT TO EAT. TOO LATE FOR BREAKFAST. I GUESS THIS WILL BE BRUNCH.
OH LAWDY, PLEASE GET IN THE FRIDAY SWING OF THINGS!! I DONT LIKE TO SEE YOU ALL RILED UP AND MEAN!!
she is just really mad that i called out her lil ass promise oops i mean engagement ring. it aint shit she aint shit and undoubtably her man aint shit…and why you may ask cuz she is an ugly bitch!!
wow…
HEz AN UPGRADE FR0M JAY-Z….
ATLEAST iN L00Kz…
Fallin…you so krazy!! lol I’m glad you put that pic as your gravie, because it’s really pretty!
When i saw it on your page, i thought that should be your gravie!
Oshie…your daughter is hella cute! I wanted to pinch her cheeks!!
love you sxy, oshie, lacacombe, z, sweets, viv and a few others but mrs can choke on a fucking dick!!
and any of you that dont like me or what i have to say can kiss my ass
thanks Lacombe, unfortunately im not that thin now
oh and crazy shit and this might be tmi, but i remember that day so clearly bc it was the day after i lost my v*rg*n*ty lmao…… u get my message last night?
@ everyone
goodmorning all
sexy q
fallin
oh lawdy
mrs
WHOS MAD CAUSE THEIR RING IS LIL
lawdy u dont like me???
I have to be honest. Ever since Beyonce got married she’s been looking tired as hell and isn’t as pretty as she use to be. I’m starting to think she is Bi-polar. Oh hell, Solange has A.D.D.! I hope Keyshia Coles sales way more albums than fake Beyonce. Beyonce comes with to much drama. She can’t sing. All she got going is her dancing. Keyshia Coles Rules!!!!!
good mornin’ corp… girl u dont even wanna know bout the ring story… honestly its best to leave it be lol
Fallin… no,i didn’t get it yet! After i accepted you gals, my son pushed me away from the damn computer so i couldn’t even send y’all messages. He’s such a little asshole! lol
@ LIL SIS LAUREN
WHATS UP BELLY
WHAT IT DO, STOP TORMENTING THAT BABY YOUR NOT GOING TO POP YOUR DOING GREAT!!!
corporate its mrs she mad cuz her engagement ring is diamond dust or a diamond piece of flea shit as oshie put it!!!
OH LAWDY, I DONT LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. BUT I REFUSE TO KISS YOUR HEINY PARTS!! LMFAO. LIGHTEN UP AND QUIT BEING CRANKY!!
HEY CORP!!
@ Lacombe: I wanna pinch your cheeks!
I’m going to spank Lawdy’s cheeks here in a minute…
@ FALLIN
DAMMIT YOU KNOW WE BLACK WOMEN NEVER LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE…. IF I HAD LEFT WELL ENOUGH ALONE I WOULD HAVE NEVER MEET ANY OF MY CYBER FAM… SO WHATS UP WITH THIS RING, WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT, I HATE TO SAY IT BUT IM A MEAN ASS MY RING REPRESENTS ME AND MY HUBBYS LIFE TOGETHER SO HE NEW THE RING HE GOT FOR ME REPRESENTED OUR PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE SO THESE 4.35 CARATS I GOT ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED. NOT TO MENTIOJN I GOT HIM THE BADEST SET I SAW IN LUCIDOS JEWELERS!!! BUT TO BE [ERFECTLY HONEST MY MOMS RING IS MUCH SMALLER THAN MINE BUT ITS TWICE AS CUTE
She looks pretty in the ads. I really want her to get rid of the hump and the glove please. There’s not cute or exciting about them. It’s just biting cyndy lauper and mj’s styles. Anyways I thought Sasha Fierce doesn’t do photos and interviews. I though she was strictly for stage purposes?
Aight, thread hoping
*Sets up camp*
Does anybody really believes Beyonce can sing? Or is it her dancing and face that you really like? Well her face aint getting it anymore. Princess RiRi got Beyonce on smash. Beyonce seems like old news right about now. Get Princess RiRi!!
Lacombe: I saw you in the other thread with the Pootie Tang!
I almost put that same thing in my SN! In fact I was thinking about it this morning in the shower! I’m such a dork!
LOL @ your new gravie Lacombe!
wassup sxyQB, fallin, shayshay, osh, pedro.
y’all join me will ya?
**gettin’ my afro right**
**putting on my dashiki**
KUMBAYAAAA MY LAWD KUMBAYAAAAAA
KUMBAYAAAA MY LAWD KUMBAYAAAAAA
KUMBAYAAAA MY LAWD KUMBAYAAAAAA
O LAWD KUMBAYAAAA
corporate it is the size of a fucking amoeba!!
Lancombe
That’s my dude
Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!
ok corp.. so mock rock star recently got engaged and posted a pic of her ring as her gravie… so then lawdy calls it diamond dust and mock didnt appreciate it, but mock didnt say much just that she didnt really like that she was happy bout her enagagement and wanted to share and ppl were hating on the size of her ring… and since then lawdy been talkin shit to mock and bout mocks ring… thats my synopsis.
@FALLIN, CORP, M.R.S, OH LAWDY, & OSH
ON A SERIOUS TIP. I BELIEVE THAT THE RING (CARAT SIZE) THAT A MAN PURCHASES FOR A WOMAN, IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS THE AMOUNT OF LOVE THAT THAT MAN HAS FOR THAT WOMAN AND VICE VERSA. NOW TRUE, WE AS WOMEN HAVE A TENDANCY TO LOVE JEWELRY. PARTICULARLY DIAMONDS. AND WE GO APE SHIT OVER THE IDEA OF A MAN BUYING US A DIAMOND THAT IS HALF THE SIZE OF OUR HEAD. HOWEVER, SHOULD THE EARTH CRACK IN HALF, AND ALL MATERIAL THINGS ARE DESTROYED, AND THERES NOTHING LEFT BUT YOU AND THAT MAN…. WHAT WOULD YOU TRULY BE GRATEFUL FOR? EVERY MAN CANNOT AFFORD MAJOR JEWELS. AND MY HATS OFF TO THE ONES WHO CAN. THATS A BEAUTIFUL THING. BUT AS LONG AS THE MAN GENUINELY LOVES HIS WOMAN, THEN WHAT HE CAN AFFORD WILL SUFFICE.
@ OH LAWDY
STOP IT
HOW DID WE SEE HER RING.. IS IT ON THE GRAVIE YALL KNOW MY GRAVIES DONT COME IN ANYMORE SO I CANT SEE SHIT
GOOD MORNTINS PRO!!(smile) HOWS THIS FRIDAY TREATING YOU SO FAR?
@ sxyq… i agree 100% and i think i am in the minority when i say i honestly dont care bout the size of my future diamond… i think i actually just want a diamond studded band…
LMAO…Y’all like Pootie Tang, too!!!!
Hell Yeah!!! I knew i found me some real friends!!!!
waddup pro… and man me and u are gonna share lacombe or im gonna put up a fight to win her 100% lol… girl is fine
my new bossip crush
So much for dere do do. A true ‘designer’ would never hock someone elses stuff. She isn’t, she is a money grubber not committed to anything but money, hope her shit aint on the stock market as her shit is taking a dive too. You can earn it but can you keep it.
it as on her gravie and i did mention that the rule of proper etiquette is that the womans ring should be valued at 10% of the mans yearly salary. I read that it dear abby a long time ago so i said her man must be a cook at the waffle house!!
@ sxyQ Spittin knowledge I like dat.
@sxyQB,
I co-sign. To each his own, but I can tell you that my engagement ring is not big at all. It’s beautiful and perfect for me, I love it, and I love my fiance. The size of the rock is not correlated in any way to the “size” of my man’s love for me.
Kumbaya…
@FALLIN
NOW DONT GET ME WRONG, I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO HAVE A BIG ROCK. LOL. BUT ON THE FLIP SIDE, I KNOW THAT MY BABY LOVES ME. WE GO THRU, BUT I KNOW THAT HE LOVES ME. SO IF/WHEN HE APPROACHES ME WITH A RING, AND IT ISNT QUITE THE SIZE THAT I DREAMED OF, I’M NOT GOING TO TURN HIM AWAY OR MOCK THE FACT THAT HE COULDNT GET ME A BIGGER DIAMOND. I LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS, I COULDVE ENDED UP WITH ANY KIND OF MAN, JUST FOR A BIG ROCK.
ABUSER
DRUG ADDICT
LIAR
CHEATER
LAZY
DRUG DEALER
UNPLEASANT
DOESNT REALLY LOVE ME
SUPERFICIAL
I MEAN I COULD GO ON AND ON. HOWEVER, HE IS NONE OF THOSE THINGS. SO IF HE BOUGHT ME A ITSY BITSY CHIP, I WOULD CRY MY EYES OUT OVER THE FACT THAT HE HAS LOVED ME FLAWS AND ALL. AND WITH NO NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES ATTACHED TO HIS AFFECTION. (besides, he dont wanna try me to tough. he knows i’ll lay hands and feet on him..lmao)
no fallin dont sit here and act like i was the only one talkin bout that bitches ring dont even fuckin play me like that……..
beyonce is not all that…damn…enough with her already…pretty face, but isn’t that serious…there are other women with prettier faces if not the same…please give this chik a rest
OH LAWDY BABE (hugging my poor angry friend) CALM DOWN!! LOL
Ok…Bossip server is working a bit better
Hello Corp and thanks to all the nice thing that some of my girls said
@Aunt Viv
Breathing in Kumbaya
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@OH LAWDY
OH LAWDY!!!!
it as on her gravie and i did mention that the rule of proper etiquette is that the womans ring should be valued at 10% of the mans yearly salary. I read that it dear abby a long time ago so i said her man must be a cook at the waffle house!!
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Yep, he’s cooking up the left over from your parents corpses…they’ve been getting bad reviews…something about the meat tasting clone/incested or something
@ Lawdy, but u and her are the ones that keep goin back and forth
get anew ring bitch when you can compete with mine then holla ho!!!
Ok…Bossip server is working a bit better
Hello Corp and thanks to all the nice thing that some of my girls said
@Aunt Viv
Breathing in Kumbaya
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@OH LAWDY
OH LAWDY!!!!
it as on her gravie and i did mention that the rule of proper etiquette is that the womans ring should be valued at 10% of the mans yearly salary. I read that it dear abby a long time ago so i said her man must be a cook at the waffle house!!
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Yep, he’s cooking up the left over from your parents corpses…they’ve been getting bad reviews…something about the meat tasting clone/incested or something
Nevermind…Bossip server is still on the fritz
I dont do asian men, but hey Bey, whatever floats your boat!!!!!
Happy friday Ya’ll!!!!!
@SEXY
1RST LET ME START OFF BY SAYING IF THE EARTH CRACKS IN HALF, NONE OF MY JEWELRY WOULD GO… I SWALLOW ALL MY SHIT BEFORE I LET IT OUT OF MY SIGHT. I LIKE SHOES AND ACCESSORIES BUT I WOULD SHOP AT BAKERS AND PAYLESS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IF THAT KEPT ME IN THE JEWELRY STORE ONCE A MONTH. AND BECAUSE I KNEW WHAT MY HUIBBY WAS CAPABLE OF I KNEW ALREADY MY RING WAS GOING TO BE A BEAST, HOWEVER MY ENGAGEMENT RING WAS A 52 YR OLD RING THAT WAS PASSED DOWN FROM HIS GRANDMOTHER, WHO NEVER WANTED ME TO HAVE IT ANYWAY BECAUSE I WAS BLACK SHE NEVER APPROVED OF OUR MARRIAGE.. SO I THINK DEEP SOWN INSIDE I RECIEVED A SHOWPIECE OF A RING FOR THAT MATTER ONLY. I MAY BULLSHIT AROUND BUT WHEN WE MARRIED MY HUBBY IT WAS WELL KNOWN THAT HIS FAMILY HAD THE MUCHO DINERO NOT HIM SO I WILL BE HONEST AND SAY THAT I WOULD HAVE MARRIED ME IF HE HAD PROPOSED WITH A SPERM CELL AND THATS REAL TALK, I MOVED FROM WATERLOO IOWA TO DETROIT MI, BASICALLY FROM “SUGAR TO SHIT” SO FINDING A MAN WAS HARD, FIRST MEN WOULD SAY I ACT TO WHITE, THEN I WASNT BLACK ENOUGH, THEN I HAD A FUNNY ACTIN FAMILY, THEN MY ATTITUDE, SO WHEN I RAN ACROSS A MAN WHO UNDERSTOOD THAT I HAD EVERY GLORIA ESTAPHAN CD AND I WAS INTO SHANIA TWAIN AND I LOVED CELINE DION… HE WAS THE FIRST THAT DIDNT FIND IT WEIRD HE NEVER CRITISIZED ME AND WE FOUND OUT BOTH OF OUR FAVORITE ROCK GROUG WAS JEFFFERSON STARSHIP… I GUESS THATS WHAT I WOULD BE GLAD FOR, CAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT II WOULD FIND A BOYFRIEND HERE, LET ALONE A MAN TO LOVE ME AND OFFER ME THE WORLD AND THEN MARRY ME ON TOP OF ALL THAT, SO IM THANKFUL… YOU JUST DONT KNOW HOW MUCH
fallin get off it………….you wish you had parents M.r.s. you fuckin test tubbe baby!!
@Ke
I’m good my sexy lil lady, still waiting……
@Fallin
We have similar taste in woman I see….I don’t mind sharing as long as it’s with you ma
@Lancombe
Cole me down on the panty stye
seriously can we stop wit the fuggin ring size talk… do u guys realize thats why men talk bout women… always sayin women are materialistic and shit… never grateful for what a man does… damn, for real fuggin ring size aint that fuggin important… my ma and dad have been married for 34 damn yrs, and she started out wit a band and now she got fuggin more diamond rings then i can count… Lord, this shit is petty.
hey sweets!!
HOLD UP WHERES SOLANGE SHE WAS SUPPOST TO BE A MODLE FOR THE HAND BAGS TOO WHERE IS SHE I GUESS THEY KICK HER OFF THE AD
poofff……….fallin and mrs go away and scissor each other!! thats what yall like!!! poof….be gone
aight lawdy… whatever…
@AUNTIE
MY BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN TO COLLEGE, HAS A DEGREE, HAS HIS OWN PLACE, NO CHILDREN, HIS OWN CAR, AND HE HAS A WONDERFUL JOB. NEVER THE LESS, I KNOW THAT HE IS SWINGING ALL OF HIS RESPONSIBILITIES SINGLE HANDEDLY. AND DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB OF IT.(hate to say it, but you dont see that in a lot of men these days) I’VE ALWAYS HAD PILES OF JEWELRY, EVER SINCE I’VE BEEN A CHILD. WHEN HE MET ME, I HAD A JEWELRY BOX FULL OF RINGS, CHAINS, EARRINGS. AND ALL OF MY RINGS (except for one) HAS DIAMONDS OR RUBIES IN THEM.(ruby is my birthstone) HE USED TO TELL ME ALL THE TIME THAT HE WAS SKEPTICAL ABOUT BUYING ME JEWELRY BECAUSE HE DIDNT KNOW HOW HE WAS GOING TO TOP WHAT I ALREADY HAVE. WHEN HE DID BY ME A RING, IT WAS DIAMOND. IT WASNT VERY BIG, IT WASNT AN ENGAGEMENT RING, BUT IT WARMED MY HEART EVEN STILL BECAUSE I KNEW THAT IT WAS PURCHASED WITH LOVE.
WHat de HELL is going on here cooking up peoples parents with syrup and fucking people in test tubes? I never!
Saddita my damies! Sa da tay!
I BEG TO DIFFER
SIZE IS IMPORTANT
we are talking about genitals right?
If not, what’s the point?
sxy you make me wanna cry!
HOLD UP WHERES SOLANGE SHE WAS A MODLE FOR THE HAND BAGS TOO I GUESS THEY KICK HER OFF
OH LAWDY!!!!
fallin get off it………….you wish you had parents M.r.s. you fuckin test tubbe baby!!
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And I know U wish U had your Aunt and Uncle…U know cause they were brother and sister to continue to undereducate your degenerate ass
sxyQ makes me wanna hump the couch!
all college grads in my family……doesnt the homeless shelter have a time limit on computer use??
Is it just me or is Bey loosing her style/looks?
She’s been looking well busted lately (think ET)(…yes that Steven Spielberg movie);I think she is great but something is definitely going on with this chick…remember who said it first!!!
@CORP
LOL @ YOU SWALLOWING THE JEWELRY. BUT I FEEL YOU MOMMA. AND I UNDERSTAND YOU BEING HAPPY BECAUSE YOUR BABY COULD AFFORD TO GIVE YOU THE BEST. I THINK THAT IS BEAUTIFUL AS WELL. SOMETIMES, AFTER WE’VE BEEN THRU THINGS, IT’S A BREATH TAKER TO COME ACROSS A MAN LIKE THAT.
@PRO
LOOK AT YOU MISTER. I’M NOT FOLDING..LOL(furiously shaking head..lmao)
I gots to say the nay no my damie.
It’s funny how people rarely comment on what’s going oin this website anymore, we all use these posts to converse with each other.
Testing…
dapro,
you still here? i think we could use your party startin’ skillz, get every one here loose n’ happier today…
oshie hit the nail on the head i was thinking the same thing that most of you were bout that diamonoid, but i am the only one with balls enough to say it. now sweet cheeks has actually had a chance to meet me she came over to my house and she can tell you that i am a very nic person.,…i am just not the one to be fucked with!! ya heard!!
LMAO@OSHIE HUMPING THE COUCH. NASTY GIRL!! ROFL
@OH LAWDY
(handing tissue) IT’S OKAY TO CRY.
***singing loudly****
LET HER CRRYYYYYYYY!! CAUSE SHE’S A LADDDDDAYYYY!!!
LMAO
My comments arent being posted
i am far from crying sxy just people i thought were cool in here are some fake ass bitches and i dont fuck with people like that!! i am as real aas it fucking gets!!
@Oshie
I gots to say na nay no.
@Sweetz
Where u @?
sings
((Baby come back, you can blame it all on me))
i am far from crying sxy just people i thought were cool in here are some fake ass bitches and i dont fuck with people like that!! i am as real aas it fucking gets!!
Wah Da Tah!!!
THiS iZ SAd….
OH LAWDY ~ Correction!!!!! U were nice to my son, not to me!!!!!! Hmph…. LOL
@ DaPro ~ Hey boo boo!!! How are you?? DCsFinest gave me your email, I holla’d at you on there!!
He people’s
aww yes my Idol looks lovely as usual, but for some reason I miss Solange..
Opps I meant to say “Hey Peoples” my nail got stuck between keys sorry.
bite me sweets!! dont be asking me for no more damn rice!!
SxyQ~ Im hungry too ma!!! I sure miss those IHOP days!!!!!
Hey erybody!!! ((dont feel like being specific, but you know if I fuggs with you))!!!
Lawdy you a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!
hey brook i missed u yesterday…
Sepatown!!
@ BROOK ~ Hey ma!! Long time no see!!!!
@ Oh Lawdy ~ Whatever bish!!! Just make sure you have my orange soda chillin in the freezer before I come!!!!
IF I’M A HORSE I’M A MUH FUGGIN STALLION!! ha haa(sxyQblondie, check properties for confirmation 25eed6db17c91789baebf357555ab0e9?)
@AUNTIE
MY BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN TO COLLEGE, HAS A DEGREE, HAS HIS OWN PLACE, NO CHILDREN, HIS OWN CAR, AND HE HAS A WONDERFUL JOB. NEVER THE LESS, I KNOW THAT HE IS SWINGING ALL OF HIS RESPONSIBILITIES SINGLE HANDEDLY. AND DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB OF IT.(hate to say it, but you dont see that in a lot of men these days) I’VE ALWAYS HAD PILES OF JEWELRY, EVER SINCE I’VE BEEN A CHILD. WHEN HE MET ME, I HAD A JEWELRY BOX FULL OF RINGS, CHAINS, EARRINGS. AND ALL OF MY RINGS (except for one) HAS DIAMONDS OR RUBIES IN THEM.(ruby is my birthstone) HE USED TO TELL ME ALL THE TIME THAT HE WAS SKEPTICAL ABOUT BUYING ME JEWELRY BECAUSE HE DIDNT KNOW HOW HE WAS GOING TO TOP WHAT I ALREADY HAVE. WHEN HE DID BY ME A RING, IT WAS DIAMOND. IT WASNT VERY BIG, IT WASNT AN ENGAGEMENT RING, BUT IT WARMED MY HEART EVEN STILL BECAUSE I KNEW THAT IT WAS PURCHASED WITH LOVE.
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That’s why I like U so much…let me try for a moment to be transparent…
My fiance has 3 jobs, he doesn’t have a degree, but he’s a hard-working brother who doesn’t have children, old crazy girlfriends (that would be me LOL) and even when we weren’t a officially couple he gave me the key to his house…
I’m not big on jewerly surprisely…I;ve probably bought a couple of things and I don’t knock anyone for being into it…but that’s not really my thing…besides I look in the mirroe ever day and it smiles back saying “Not bad”…
When I went and look at my engagment ring the sales lady showed me a one carat princess cut diamond (because unlike some attention needing bitches like _____________ I really wanted something simple, but significant…U know like someone asking U to marry U not just when their busting a nut in your mouth __________. The lady told me that when her and her husband was married 30 something years ago it was with a way smaller ring…but people back then had more common sense then todays over spending, underpaid waste of times on this earth…so I thought to myself…we have a lifetime…not only will I get a diamond that’s smaller, I’ll get what I want…instead of getting a big ass rock that someone will try to cut my finger off for, or have my man be in debt and piss at me for like 5 years paying off a diamond while I’m still in college…that money will be going towards that….
Hey Corp…
Do U like Bjork???
I’m listening to her right now: Bjork – Homogenic
@ SEXY
I THINK MY RING WAS MT PRIDE AND JOY AT FIRST BECAUSE OF ALL THE SHIT WITH HIS FAM…. THEY DIDNT REALIZE AT THE TIME I HAD MY OWN. AND I LOVED THE RING HE GAVE ME FROM HIS GRANDMA EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PRATICALLY INVISABLE, HOWEVER ITS HARD TO WALK AROUND WITH A SYMBOL OF YOUR HUSBANDS LOVE ON YOUR HAND AND NO BODY WANTED YOU TO HAVE IT, SO I WAS EMBARRASED WHEN I HAD HIS GRANDMAS RING CAUSE I GOT DIRTY LOOKS, SO WHEN I GOT MY RING IT WAS A BREATHE OF FRESH AIR AND I WANTED EVERYONE TO SEE, AND THATS WHY IM PROUD OF IT. I STILL HAVE HIS GRANDMAS RING BUT I DONT FEEL RIGHT WEARING IT AND LAST CHRISTMAS SHE ASKED ME WHAT DID I DO PAWN IT!! SO THIS YEAR AFTER CHATTIN WITH YALL MY CYBER FAM I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IM GOING TO HAVE IT RESET BY MY JEWELER MAYBE ADD A HALF CARAT OR SO AND GIVE IT TO MY DAUGHTER, SHE JUST WON A PARTIAL SCHOLARSHIP TO CLARK IN ATLANTA, I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE OLD WRINKLED WHITE BITCH FACE THIS X-MAS…. MERRY MUTHFUCKIN X-MAS OLE PECKAWOOD
Happy Birfday Brookie Poo!
Is it me or did Beyonce get her upper lip done. It doesn’t move! Ahy!
@ MRS
I LOVE BJORK AND IM ALSO FEELIN THE NEW CHICK DUFFIE
MRS like Bjork? that explains a lot (I like bjork too)
You like MIA and Radiohead too I reckon?
more like confused homosexual and bitch no nut goes in my mouth…….as i said bitch i gotta good man too and he puts no price tag on our love!!!
No likey the Duffie
OH LAWDY, HUN YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE DOLLS IN HERE. AND THATS REAL. AND I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE SWEET, BECAUSE YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN EXTREMELY NICE TO ME FROM THE JUMP. I JUST HAPPEN NOT TO AGREE WITH YOU AT THE MOMENT. WHICH TENDS TO HAPPEN FROM TIME TO TIME. I MEAN LOOK. Z IS MY PRECIOUS. BUT THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES WHEN WE DIDNT AGREE ON A POINT. CUTIE PIE WAS SWEET AS MOLASSES. I LIKED HER IMMENSELY. BUT THERE WERE A COUPLE OF TIMES WHEN WE DIDNT SEE EYE TO EYE. RESPECTABLY. I NEVER REALLY FOUND ANYTHING WRONG WITH M.R.S’ RING. BUT THATS JUST ME. I JUST WANT YOU TO BEHAVE. BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU ARE SWEET, IS WHAT ALARMS ME WHEN I SEE YOU BEING SO MEAN.
I Gotz To Say Da Nay No, My Brother!!
@ MRS
CHECK OUT HER NEW CUT MERCY BY DURRIE
SHES GOING TO REPLACE AMY WHINEHOUSE ONCE SHE OVERDOSES
Goddamn Bossip server is acting Gay today
BRB…GOING TO BUISCUTVILE!! A NEGROE IS HUNGRY!! LMAO
…Duffie is cool but Adele is way better!
on the serious note lots of bandwagoners here i dont fuck with you if you aint real,,,,you cant get thru life riding on others shirtails……so get off love lawdy or leave lawdy, but agin i am real as it gets
BOSSIP FIX YOUR SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
corperatecutieshayshay
@ MRS
I LOVE BJORK AND IM ALSO FEELIN THE NEW CHICK DUFFIE
Nov 21, 2008 – 11:26 am Oshie – Just call me Becky!
MRS like Bjork? that explains a lot (I like bjork too)
You like MIA and Radiohead too I reckon?
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I’ll check her out…
And yes Oshie I have an open mind to music…I told you I grew up on Prince so I’m down with good sounding diverse music and people
SEE..
THATz Y W0MEN LiKE “THAT” ALWAYS END UP..
DiVORCEd..
HOW WiLL SHE FEEL..
WHEN SHE’LL HAVE T0 GiVE THAT PERFECT RiNG BACK..??
HMMM???
KiKiLondon take a look way ahead of your message. I been said Beyonce has been looking tired ever since she’s been married. Sorry Boo Boo
Thank You Oshie, but my Bday aint till Monday, but thanks
@SweetCheeks
Hi Honey Bunny, how are you, I like soooo missed u too
@Fallin
I missed y’all too yesterday, I took off to get and outfit for that LQ’s party yesterday in NYC, they have a post up on Bossip about it with Lisa Raye and Brandy
Hey SXY Q
I emailed you
@ OSHIE
GIRL MERCY IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!! WTF “YOU GOT ME BEGGIN BEGGIN… ME AND MY HUBBY HAD FUN LAST SUNDAY TO THAT…. YOU CANT TELL WE ARE BOTH OFF AS HELLL, AM I STRANGE WE HAVE SEX TO FAST SONGS, WE ARE ALREADY IN LOVE, SO WE DONT NEED SOME ONE OOOHH AND AHHHH WHILE WE ARE GETTING OUR “IN LOVE” HELL THATS WHAT MY FREAKY ASS IS THERE FOR
i love lawdy!!!
Aight family I’m out to see the kids
Sweetz
Hit me up ma, don’t act shy on me sweetheart
Enjoy the weekend people
*flips quaker (quarter) in jukebox, chucks the duece and pimps off to “So Fresh and So Clean*
OH LAWDY!!!!
on the serious note lots of bandwagoners here i dont fuck with you if you aint real,,,,you cant get thru life riding on others shirtails……so get off love lawdy or leave lawdy, but agin i am real as it gets
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Yep (as I look at her fake-ass gravie) U’re a real old ugly ass white woman…let’s get to that execution…stop stalling
Honestly Bossip, I guarantee your web hits are suffering ‘cuz your server’s so messed up. Please fix.
bye dapro!
Hey ladies @
Aunt Viv
Lacombe
Preggo
Mock Rock Star
Lawdy Lawdy
Dapro
and all others
@ tamrock
I agree they some fine ones yes indeed!! Masaharu is just beautiful while Hiroshi is sexy and ruggedly handsome!!
OMG is Mock and Lawdy still arguing. You Bishes need to cut it out and show some love and respect for one another, (now thats real talk.)
What up Brook
HEYY BR00K…
=]….
Hey My Brook!!!
Wassup Brook neighbor!
*burning sage and removing bra*
@ OH LAWDY AND MRS
YEAH I AGREE BROOKLYN
WE BOTH KNOW THAT NEITHER WILL TAKE NO SHIT OR BACK DOWN… BUT THIS IS TRULY A POINTLESS ARGUMENT!! WE HAVE MORE FUN DOGGING OUT THE NEWBIES… COME ON FAM… ITS THANKSGIVING IM GOING TO SEE ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT WITH MY HUBBYS FAMILY THIS WEEK!!! LIKE MARTIN SAYS “SHOW ME LOVE… GRAB MY EARS”
Morning! wats up?
@ OSHIE
YOU CRAZY ASS HEIFER.. PUT YOUR DAMN BRA BACK ON!!!
RELAX RELATE AND RELEASE.. DONT MAKE ME GO WHITLEY GILBERT ON YALL TODAY
Hi gals, cuz I am in such a good mood to be approaching my 27 th Birthday, I decided to dedicate a special song to all my Bossip Biotches (U know I love ya) Here it goes:
Baby seems like everywhere I go
I see you, from your eyes, your smile
It’s like I breathe you, helplessly I reminisce
Don’t want to compare nobody to you
Boy, I try to catch myself
But I’m out of control
Your sexiness is so appealing
I can’t let it go
Oh
Know that I can’t get over you
‘Cause everything I see is you
And I don’t want no substitute
Baby I swear it’s Deja Vu
Know that I can’t get over you
‘Cause everything I see is you
And I don’t want no substitute
Baby I swear it’s Deja Vu
Seeing things that I know can’t be
Am I dreaming? When I saw you walking past me
Almost called your name
Got a better glimpse and then I looked away
It’s like I’m losing it
Boy, I try to catch myself
But I’m out of control
Your sexiness is so appealing
I can’t let it go, oh
Know that I can’t get over you
‘Cause everything I see is you
And I don’t want no substitute
Baby I swear it’s Deja Vu
Know that I can’t get over you
‘Cause everything I see is you
And I don’t want no substitute
Baby I swear it’s Deja Vu
[Jay-Z Rap 2]
Yes! Hova’s flow so unusual
Baby, girl you should already know
It’s H-O, light up the dro’
‘Cause you gon’ need help tryna study my bounce, flow, blow
What’s the difference?
One, you take in vein while the other you sniffin’
It’s still dough, po-po try to convict him
That’s a no-go
My dough keep the scales tipping like 4-4’s
Like I’m from the H-O-U-S-T-O-N
Blow, wind so Chicago of him
Is he the best ever, that’s the argu-a-ment
I don’t make the list, don’t be mad at me
I just make the hits, like a factory
I’m just one-to-one, nothin’ after me
No Deja Vu, just me and my, Oh
Baby I can’t go anywhere
Without thinking that you’re there
Seems like you’re everywhere, it’s true
Gotta be having Deja Vu
‘Cause in my mind I want you here
Get on the next plane, I don’t care
Is it because I’m missing you
That I’m having Deja Vu
Boy, I try to catch myself
But I’m out of control
Your sexiness is so appealing
I can’t let it go
Whoo…
Know that I can’t get over you
‘Cause everything I see is you
And I don’t want no substitute
Baby I swear it’s Deja Vu
Know that I can’t get over you
‘Cause everything I see is you
And I don’t want no substitute
Baby I swear it’s Deja Vu
Know that I can’t get over you
‘Cause everything I see is you
And I don’t want no substitute
Baby I swear it’s Deja Vu
Know that I can’t get over you
‘Cause everything I see is you
And I don’t want no substitute
Baby I swear it’s Deja Vu
hey baby girl
LOL @Corporate wanting to Dogg out newbies, ur a mean girl, LMAO
What’s gonna work….Teeeeaaaamwork!!
What’s gonna work….Teeeeaaaamwork!!
*shakes titties to Beyonce song*
LOL @ Oshie shaking her plastic breasts to Deja Vu, I’m shaking mines too. LOL
whatever i say whatever the fuck i want……M.r.s. why dont you let me shove my 3 1/2 crt ring in your mouth and let you choke on it bitch….
LMAO @ Lacombe!
The phone… the phone is winging!
This is sewious!
@ OSHIE
YOU CRAZY ASS HEIFER!! STOP IT AND PUT YOU BRA BACK ON… DAMMIT IM GOING TO START HANDING OUT TICKETS
@ OSHIE
YOU CRAZY ASS HEIFER!! STOP IT AND PUT YOU BRA BACK ON… DAMMIT IM GOING TO START HANDING OUT TICKETS
@ IF I’M A HORSE I’M A MUH FUGGIN STALLION!! ha haa(sxyQblondie, check properties for confirmation 25eed6db17c91789baebf357555ab0e9?
True story: let’s just say fuck this whole blog thing and go ahead and get married. I love you and want you to have my babies, that I will actually take care of. Now bring your fucking ass on and let’s get to going. Marry me, boo.
fake ass bitches on this site……there is someone that is fairly new on here and you know who you are…trying to be all down and shit but you can kick rocks too….confused bitch number 2
There’s an animal in trouble!!!
There’s an animal in trouble!!!
Lol…Oshie, whatcha know about that???
Oh wait here is my Bday tune, another Sasha Fierce tune: LOL
I’m feelin sexy
I wanna hear you say my name boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame
I’m feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
Baby the minute I feel your energy
Your vibe’s just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don’t know what’s gotten into me
The rhythm’s got me feelin so crazy babe
Tonight I’ll be your naughty girl
I’m callin all my girls
We’re gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I’ll be your naughty girl
I’m callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party
@ BROOKLYN
IF WE DONT BREAK IN THE NEWBIES THEY WILL GET OFFENDED BY EVERY THING WE SAY AND YOU KNOW WE ARE RUFF, SO WE GOTTA BREAK EM IN AND SEE HOW MUCH THEY CAN TAKE
@ lAWDY.. UR prolly talkin to me… and me and u had no beef.. i just disagree bout how u handled this situation. im not fake or confused… but if u dont wanna talk, thats fine.
Um, hello my tits are silicone, not plastic, like OMG Duh whatEVER!
LOL @ Corporate
Were u and AKA alpha in college? u act like a girl I know, LOL. But yes I guess u gotta take em to Bossip Boot Camp, lol
Oh wait here is my Bday tune, another Sasha Fierce tune: LOL
I’m feelin sexy
I wanna hear you say my name boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame
I’m feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
Baby the minute I feel your energy
Your vibe’s just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don’t know what’s gotten into me
The rhythm’s got me feelin so crazy babe
Tonight I’ll be your naughty girl
I’m callin all my girls
We’re gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I’ll be your naughty girl
I’m callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party
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Oooooh, that’s my shit right there!!!
Did you know you can get the Wonderpets theme song as a ring tone!?
I am all over that like dookie on poopoo!
@ brooklym
no no no “deltas all day… anyway”
you know you would have been my rival in school. my name was “uh oh lil sista slicka than a mofo”
Are you serious, Osh???
I want all yall bossip chicks. Fiesty ones is up on here. I got just da trick for ya to get rid of all dat pent up energy!
@ brooklyn
I like that bossip boot camp
@ brooklyn
I like that bossip boot camp
@ brooklyn
I like that bossip boot camp
televisiontunes(dot)com/Wonderpets_(The)(dot)html
if the shoe fits…..
if the shoe fits…..
@ Osh
Sorry boo ur silicone I am saline, but both are PLASTIC fuggin surgery, lol, thats what my sister tells me, lol
@Lacombe
Oh boy I have another one for you:
Don’t Stop Pop That Pussy, Let Me See You Doo Doo Brown,
I Wanna Rock
I Wanna Rock
I Wanna Rock
I Wanna Rock
I Wanna Rock
I Wanna Rock
How are you gonna look walking around in the club/ grocery store/ mall and my phone rings and it goes “wonderpets wonderpets we’re on our way to help the baby frog and save the day!”
People will think you forgot your helmet at home.
@Corporate
@ brooklym
no no no “deltas all day… anyway”
you know you would have been my rival in school. my name was “uh oh lil sista slicka than a mofo”
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LOL, no no, I didnt pledge they said I was too slutty, LOL kidding. No I had alot of sorority friends and went to all the parties
I’m Miss Plastic Fantastic!
**Uh Ooh, P-Poppin superfast**
QUESTION LACOMBE… U SAID U needed more myspace friends , and ur ass has 350+ lol.. thats nearly a fan club.
Z where are ya?
But can you p-pop on a handstand?
That is the true litmus test of a seasoned p-popper.
@Oshie
I’m Miss Plastic Fantastic!
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Me too, I am tryna de-plasticaze myself, lol
This is for that Blair Underwood Bossip eye candy post:
Damn that was so good I wanna buy him a short set
Hey, hey
I’ma be like a jolly rancher that you get from the corner store
I’ma be like a waffle cone that’s dripping down to the floor
The way you do if for me I can’t lie
About to be up in the mall all night
Whatever I get you putting it on
Don’t give me no lip let mama do it all
Let me be, I wants to be, gots to be
Your suga give mama some suga mama
Suga ma-ma-mama
I’m your suga mama, suga mama
Let me be, I wants to be, gots to be
New whip, new heavy on the wrist
Cause I’m a suga ma-ma-mama
I’m your suga mama, suga mama
Hey, hey
Sit on mama lap
Hey, hey
Come sit on mama lap
Hey
Come sit on mama lap
Hey, hey
Come sit on mama lap
Hey
It’s so good to the point that I’d
Do anything to keep you home
Baby what you want me to buy
My accountant’s waiting on the phone
Just the thought of making love to you
Dropping everything that’s what I’ll do
Whatever I get you putting it on
Now take it off while I watch you perform
Let me be, I wants to be, gots to be
New whip, new heavy on the wrist
Cause I’m a suga ma-ma-mama
I’m your suga mama, suga mama
Cause I’m a suga ma-ma-mama
I’m your suga mama, suga mama
Fallin… yeah, but none of them don’t wanna talk to me! It’s weird because at first, i would get an overhelming amount of comments daily. Now, i don’t get shit! lol
Ain’t no man on this earth, and I repeat on this earth, that loves his woman like a black man. Ain’t no man on this earth that can understand his woman like a black man. Ain’t no man on this earth that will satisfy, pleasure, and come back to do it again, again, again, again, and again. That’s because I love you black women, and if you leave me for another, you might as well take my soul!!! Because can’t nobody love me how you do…* PEACE BLACK WOMEN*
@Lacombe
Fallin… yeah, but none of them don’t wanna talk to me! It’s weird because at first, i would get an overhelming amount of comments daily. Now, i don’t get shit! lol
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All you have to do is tell ya Myspace friends is….
Hey, hey
Sit on mama lap
Hey, hey
Come sit on mama lap
Hey
Come sit on mama lap
Hey, hey
Come sit on mama lap
Hey
TIME FOR ROLL CALL
DA PRO
LACOMBE REDBONE
KEISHA
DA TRUFF
M DADDY
THE SEEN
LAUREN AKA MS. PHILLY
FALLINPOET
2CUTE4U
OSHIE
Z
HANNIBAL (LOL)
SWEET CHEEKS
BROOKLYNN CHOCOLATE
DAYWALKER
SYDNEY
LEAVE IT BE
BE
AFIYA
JUST ME
AND TO ANY OTHERS I MISSED I GOTS LOVE FOR YOU TOO
hello room….
@d.
That was deep boo
I think the myspace craze is dying out which is good because I’m not trying to meet hot single guys in the Monroe area or play Super Poke with some 14 yr old girls.
@ brook…. damn, i just checked out the blair underwood thread too… he is too fine… so sexy… and u know he was the 1st black guy to be a regular on s e x and the city… i was a happy girl
hey kimberlee… wats good ma?
caution everyone there is relative of bin laden in the room
I SAID ROLL CALL DARNIT!
DO YOU ALL WANT A BIG OLE SPANKIN AND THIRTY MINUTES IN THE CORNER??
NOW FOR THE LAST TIME ITS ROLL CALL!! ROTFLMUAO
Ok, going to lunch.
Everyone look alive when I get back, that’s an order!
Brooke…you a mess, girl!
Oshie… if i could do a handstand, i damn sure wouldn’t be sitting at this desk right now. I’d be in the French Quarter making “real” money! lmao
Hey Kim! ((waving))
hey fallin… just sittin here at my desk eating lunch… real exciting
reading up on all the drama in the room.
hello LaCombe…Brooklyn…Osh… et al
so… what’s this bossip bootcamp.
whats up brook
Heyyyyyy, how’d you know it was LaCombe???
**scratching head**
Off to lunch. Man, I am starving!
lacombe whats going on the N.o. this weekend, guess everyone is getting geared up for bayou classic huh
HI Kim
Hey Lawdy Lawdy
@Lacombe
yea Myspace getting played out, facebook is in.
@ LaCombe… i love pooty tang. crackin me up
I am performing at the Bayou Classic.
Oh Lawdy…Girl, you know it! Nothing but niggas! lol
And the murder rate has skyrocketed so i don’t know if i’m hitting the Quarter this year! But i’ll probably go to the Battle of the Bands!
@Lacombe and all who helped me with movie night on Wednesday..
So the movie I decided to rent was Last Dragon, and I somehow developed the strangest crush on Sho Nuff. Its like I had a wet dream about him, Weird
isnt that the one with bruce leroy
OKAY I’M BACK AND IN FULL EFFECT!! BUISUITVILLE AINT NOTHIN BUT THE TRUFFFFFFF!! LOL.
HEY BROOK!! I DIPPED OUT WHEN YOU WERE COMING IN. I’LL CHECK MY EMAILS NOW
i HAVENt BEEN 0N FACEB00K 0R MYSPACE iN AWHiLE SiNCE iTZ BL0CKEd HERE..
i D0NT EVEN REMEMBER MY FACEB00K PASSWORd..
i 0NLY USED THAT WHEN i WAS iN SK00L ANYWAY…
Brooke…He was kinda sexy with that long hair and bad-ass attitude! He could get it!
um lacombe boo boo hes dead!!!
GOT THE EMAIL BROOK DOLL. I’LL BE IN B.K FIRST WEEK IN DECEMBER. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BEFORE THANKSGIVING. BUT I GOT THE TICKETS FOR LATER. WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER. WE GONE HANG OUT OR WHAT?
That doesn’t look like Takuya at all. They really prettied him up. A little too pretty. But they good for that over there.
Damnit!!
I’LL ALWAYYYYSSSS LOVE OH LAWDYYYYYY!!!
I’LL ALWAYSSSSS LOVE OH LAWDYYYYY!!
****singing in my munchkin voice****
i know sxy love you too! what you up to this weekend!
oh btw Brook… i read the email and that story was f*cked up… he was an a*shole, but obviously i wasnt surprised….
I’m back
Yes, Lacombe the long hair on Sho nuff was sexy, I swear I wanted to get down and kiss his converses, but Lawdy right boo, he kinda died a few months back
@Sxy Q
Hey sexy girl, Whats up. You coming to BK and I am leaving for VA for the holidays after my Bday. I am driving out on Tues, be back on Sunday, so I will be away from my bossip crew for a while
@Fallin
Dont be surprised, most industry fools act like that
well i am going tomorrow to pick out my flowers and my wedding band
@OH LAWDY
I DONT HAVE MUCH PLANNED FOR THIS WEEKEND. I’M GONNA CHILL SINCE NEXT WEEK IS THANKSGIVING. THEN I’M GONNA PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR UNTIL CHRISTMAS. I JUST FINISHED UP MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING YESTERDAY. I THINK THAT EVERYONE WILL BE MORE THAN PLEASED WITH WHAT THEY WILL BE RECIEVING.
@FALLIN
YESS THAT BASTARD WAS AN AZZHOLE. AND IF I WERE TO SEE HIM RIGHT NOW, I WOULD BE FIGHTING THE TEMPTATION TO HAWK SPIT IN HIS FACE!! TRIFLIN NICCA. DEVANTE MY HINDPARTS!!
please sxy no diamond dust
Oh Lawdy…what’s the theme?…what flower are you going with?
WELL I’LL BE IN V.A ALL NEXT WEEK. I’M LEAVING FOR N.Y THURSDAY EVENING ON THE 4TH. SO YOU SHOULD BE UP THERE BY THEN.
lol. Z the only one that said she wanted to beat my ass for being grown at 17. she has no remorse… lol….
@ brooke: I read it too, man the same thing happened to me minus the famous person and the hospital part.
Young girls need to know this could happen to them.
@ brook… i did think it was F*cked up that u had ur friends and fam worryin bout ur a*s lol…
OH LAWDY, I’MA BEAT YO BEHIND!!(snatching up belt..lol)
sxyblondie,
What part of VA are you going to?
Lawdy’s going to have tulips at her wedding. Get it?
@lacombe calla lillies its my second marriage so its not really a big wedding.
@BROOK
YEAH, YOU NEEDED YOUR BLOCK KNOCKED OFF FOR JUMPIN SHIP.(LMAO) BUT ON A SERIOUS NOTE, GROWN ASS MEN NEED TO REMEMBER HOW TO BE GROWN ASS MEN. AND GROWN ASS MEN DONT CARRY ON LIKE THAT.
@lacombe
it’s sexy friday shawty LOL!!!
@LADY
damn ur tits are making me horny, kind off?? and ur lips too!!!
HEYYYY LADY A!! I ACTUALLY LIVE IN V.A. I’M COMING TO N.Y.
You have to picture yourself as a young woman and you know if u called home it was the end of you, I will be honest, I probably didnt have any intensions on coming back if he would not have been a major asshole. I thought we would be together and I will pop out 1 or 2 babies and I will be living the life style of a hollywood wife, but truth be told, he really aint had alot of $$, his home in VA look mad regular, I have aunts with bigger homes than him.
It was F’ed up but that goes to show you these industry cats aint shit. (Well some)
So should I like write a book? if so I shall call it Brooke True Hollywood story and I will dedicate it to all my Bossip ladies, 4real, plus I need cash$$$
WU TANG!! WU TANG!! WU TANG IS ON DA BRAAAIIIINNN!!
LMFAO
I KNOW THAT WAS RANDOM. I JUST FELT LIKE BLURTING IT OUT.
Oh Lawdy…lillies are always beautiful!
Oshie…you so it!
Sam…Wild’n Out!!!…that’s all i can say,man! Wild’n da fuck Out!!! lmao
@ Brooke, you write a book but you’re going to have to make up a few more stories about random other celebrities, then you can throw in a bunch of lies and sell millions like Superhead, but don’t worry, I will stick up for you. She ain’t no ho!!!
**oops, i meant stop it Osh! My bad!
@ Brook… i cant say id buy the book but id def. read it… get it from the library or some ish…
my parents are pretty strict, so i wasnt doin anything close to that at 17… but i figured all that was goin through ur head bc u thought u were in love..
WELL BROOK DARLING, ITS A THOUGHT. THE BOOK THING. HELL, SUPA HEAD WAS GROWN FOOLING WITH THE WHOLE DAYUMMM INDUSTRY! I DONT SEE HOW IT COULD HURT FOR YOU TO GIVE AN ACCOUNT OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU WHILE YOU WERE TECHNICALLY STILL A CHILD AND THE OCCURANCE WITH ONLY WITH ONE PERSON. (i’ll be your manager. i want at least 15%..lol)
@ Lacombe: Never!
Ok, me and Bigbone going to get some chicken and waffles! BRB
lol, actually i would buy the book… duh, and id make u autograph it too… id be lik, i used to talk to that chick.. lol
@ Brook.
baby i missed the whole damn story.
sxyQblondie,
That’s cool I live in VA too. Gotta head up to the Poconos then NY after that next week.
Sam,
I guess I’ll take that as a compliment?
@Brook Lynn Chocolate
Thank you Ma!!1
OKAY, FOR SOME REASON I’VE GOT SOME ODB LYRICS JUST SWIMMING AROUND IN MY HEAD.
I’M THE ONE MAN ARMY A-SON
I NEVA BEEN TOOKEN OUT
I KEEP MC’S LOOKIN OUT
I DROP SCIENCE LIKE GIRLS BE DROPPIN BABIES
ENOUGH TO MAKE A NICCA GO CRAAZAY
IN THE G BUILDIN TAKIN ALL TYPES OF MEDICINE
YO AZZ THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTA THAN?
A-SON, I KEEPS PLANETS IN ORBIT
WHILE I BE COMIN WIT DEEPER AND MORE SH*T
OKAY, I THINK I GOT IT OUTTA MY SYSTEM. LOL
LADY A, I LIVE NOT TOO FAR FROM ROANOKE. WHAT PART DO YOU LIVE IN?
I may need to slip out VA way to find me a woman, seems like dey got some dymes up dat way!
LOL @SxyQ wanting to be my book mgr, lol, yes I will cut u ya 15%, lol
@Osh
Uh I cant lie, that is beneath me. I havent had any other celeb besides him. after him was my Babyfather and he stuck around 9 years (Gosh darnit)
@Kim
It was a story about a certain “so called” celeb from a famous 90’s R&B group that I was intimate with as a minor.
VA all Day!!!! LOL
I cannot wait to go back on Tuesday and see everyone, all my fam and “True” old friends, these Brooklyn girls are shisty. Talk too damn much. SxyQ what part u from again?
Gosh, I’ve never been intimate with anyone famous before, unless you count lap dances…
how do ya’ll get each other’s email without postin it up in here?
it’s quiet today…generally speaking…don’t ya think?
Oshie is toned down a bit.
SxyQ
I’m in Hampton. I have a friend that’s from out there near Roanoke. She use to live in Pulaski.
@ Kimmee – I know, I need my Vault energy drink! So I can get to it!!!
@LAwdy
u getting married boo?
Good after noon Peeps!
Beyonce is not hugged up with the guy, he looks infatuated to be in picture with her!
What the hell is a chinese pop star??
LADY A, ME AND MY BOYFRIEND WERE JUST IN HAMPTON AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MONTH FOR THE HAMPTON STATE UNIVERSITY. HE ATTENDED COLLEGE THERE.
KILO, WHERE YOU FROM LUV?
@Osh
famous guys aint no different than regular guys, just a difference in bank accts Hahahhahaha.
Ill, I remeber I was working at club in NYC a while back and Beenie Man ugly arse tried to holla, I was like “Illl, OMG GTFOH!!!” Illl whatagwan??? lol
HEYYYY BE!! WHAT YOU UP TO MOMMA?
yes brooke after 5 years i am gettin hitched
I didn’t eat enough. Someone give me their lunch.
sxyQblondie,
Yeh we had homecoming at the beginning of this month. I attended there also. Graduated earlier this year.
@OH LAWDY
ONCE MY MAN SEE’S HIS BIRTHDAY GIFT, HE’LL BE READY TO MARRY ME & 10 CLONES OF ME!! LMFAO
@SxyQ – Hey Lady! I am fine getting ready for thanksgiving! I am cooking with 2 of my friends and our families are getting together.
@ Lawdy…congrats.
@ Brook…curiosity is killin this cat man.
@ Osh…. you said you were in school…what are ya going to be when you grow up?
LMGDAO @ Brooke you didn’t want to feel his bumbaclot rubbin on ya bloodclot leg anymore?
Yeah, some famous people think they are God’s gift to humanity and others are very cool. I’ve never been star struck except when I met A) the Dalai Lama and B) Bill Clinton. Yeah I said Billy Clint and no neither of them got a lap dance LOL
LADY A
HE ATTENDED IN THE 90′S (he’s 35). BUT HE LOVES THAT AREA. WANTS US TO RELOCATE SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE. I ACTUALLY KIND OF LIKE IT TOO. HE WALKED ME AROUND CAMPUS AND THRU SOME OF THE HALLS. REMINISCING ABOUT SCHOOL DAZE. HOW HE USED TO SIT ON THE ROOF TOP OUTSIDE OF HIS DORM ROOM, UNTIL ONE DAY HE FELL (LMAO). IT WAS KIND OF COOL.
fuck bossip
@ osh, how’d you get to meet them?
@Oh Lawdy – Congratulations!!!!
BE, NOW YOU KNOW I LUVS TA EAT. SO I HOPE YOU’RE SAVING ME A PLATE!! LOL
@Osh
Hells NO! Yuck, and he smelled like tree branch if u know what I mean. He is disgusting yuck!!
@Kimberlee
Think Jodeci and I will kill u if u say K-ci ugly arse
@Lawdy
Congrats momma, damn I wasn’t invited to the wedding? shit I know you Hate Panamanians and all but damn boo, LOL.. I am sooo happy for you (Fo real)
Hiya Beautiful BE
@SxyQ
I am nosey boo, what u got him? was it better than my gift I got my man last year? it was me and my college girlfriend Angela (A snow bunny, sorry osh) But he was estatic
BRB YOU GUYS. GOING TO RELAX THIS HAIR OF MINE BEFORE IT BECOMES UNRULY!! LMAO
damn family whats that all about
@ Kimmmeee Poo: I’m just finishing my degree in mass comm. which means I will still be sitting at the same bullshit desk doing the same bullshit job only I will have a piece of paper that says I went to college.
BEFORE I GO, BROOK I WILL EMAIL YOU AND TELL YOU WHAT I GOT HIM. HE LIKES TO “SKIM” PAST BOSSIP EVERY NOW AND THEN, AND HE MAY “SLIP UP” AND READ IT. HE’S BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT, AND I WONT LET LOOSE ANY DETAILS.
@LADY ARCH
another question, do u like getting it form the back or from the front? u also look like a freak, u know someone that could handle a d*ck, can u handle a d*ck??
OK Sxy email me
@ Brook… oh now the pieces fit together…with Pedro from yesterday. Got it.
@ Osh. Good for you girl! All that said, that paper will open doors… i never finished and i wish i had. i know it’s never too late, but dammit if i don’t want to now! i’d rather go get my yoga teacher cert and quit this 9to5.
@ LAWDY
bossip wasnt letting me post for the longest and i didnt think that would work
@ Brooke: I know I’m a sno-bunni, I’m a playboy bunny too.
@ Kimster: I met the Dalai Lama doing a thing for school and Unicef back in high school. He talked to all of us about being understanding and making your heart bigger, that was the thing that really stuck with me. No matter how bad it gets or if people hurt you, just make your heart bigger.
And Clinton I met right after he was elected in Denver, he was giving a speech and afterwards he passed through the crowd and talked to some of us. He shook my hand, it was clammy.
@brooke
damn ur lips are so huge, i bet u could suck a mean d*ck???LOL
YES Family First I agree
BOSSIP: FUCK YOU AND YOUR SERVER!!!!
@ Kimber: OK?! I will start a yoga studio with you! I’m also a bendy chick, we can teach people how to bend and they will pay us! Beats sitting at a desk!
@Brooke – Hey Miss Lady
@Oshie – @ Kimmmeee Poo: I’m just finishing my degree in mass comm. which means I will still be sitting at the same bullshit desk doing the same bullshit job only I will have a piece of paper that says I went to college.
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That is not true…what did you want to do with the major?
@oshie
u are a playboy bunny?? men u drivng me crazyyyyy!!!
I am for real thinking about doing some kind of modeling. My body is sick with these new tittays and I think I could do it. Please shoot me down right here and now if you think modeling is “not for me”. LOL
@ Be: I just kind of picked a generic degree that I thought would be easy. Plus I got to work at the radio station, that was fun.
I wish I would have been more driven back then like I am now. All I wanted to do back then was get fucccced up.
@Oshie – am I the last one to know what you look like??? Get some body to e-mail me a picture please!
@ Osh. Yea, it’s the truth. Yoga is amazing. I need to do it more actually. So you just had a baby Osh?
@ Osh. Yea, it’s the truth. Yoga is amazing. I need to do it more actually. So you just had a baby Osh?
@Oh Lawdy – ????? You okay?
@Sam
@brooke
damn ur lips are so huge, i bet u could suck a mean d*ck???LOL
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Thanks Hun it is collegin I implanted in them along with restlyn lip gloss to make em even bigger, I plan to have them take over my entire face one day LOL
@ Be: you can look on my myspace. None of them are good pictures though.
Damn, I don’t want to invite an onslaught of haterness though…
@ Kimtron: I had a baby last year!
SxyQ,
It is indeed a beautiful area.
Sam,
That’s none of your business to be honest. That’s between my boyfriend and I.
damn solange lame as hell , she needs a new gimmick other than “crazy cool women” thing she tryna do
*this for the jeeps strictly for the jeeps* still wainting RMX
LMAO@Thanks Hun it is collegin I implanted in them along with restlyn lip gloss to make em even bigger, I plan to have them take over my entire face one day LOL
firewall at work won’t let me to to myspace.
but i can get to my facebook.
go figure.
congrats on the baby
@Oshie – i’ll get your my space name from SxyQ!
@Pedro
Hey boo, u missing the other half of ya name, did u give up on ya Idol??? lol
HEY BE … u have myspace too?
@BE
I didnt quite understand ya email… was it meant for me or SxyQ. How are the kids? I went to open school nite for my lil boy and the teachers were not to fond of his attitude.
@ Kimora Lee: Thanks! She is such a lil squirt!
VA takin over this website shawty. We stay mufucka representin for the 804 and 757 my niggas.
Ugh. My daughters going to have an attitude problem I can tell already. I tell her no, and she looks at me and says “Go no!” I’m like, well, ok then.
@broke lool yh man ive left D.Swing i only respect him musically now , dnt be surprised if my name changes to Cam’ron thats a nigga u can look up 2 lol
@Brook – it was meant for you both…yall not gonna party in NYC when I live in NJ and leave me out!!
@Fallin – No I don’t have space, seems like alot of work, my son has all these pages. But I can access it from my job if I know what I am looking for!
Ok, I’m going to take the silence from the people that know me best that I will dabble in something other than modeling. Thanks for your honesty! LOL
On a real note I did model when I was 15. Briefly.
LOL @Pedro
Cam is cool, My Idols are Sasha Fierce (Not Beyonce) lol, Prince and Rick James Bitch!! LOL
@Osh
Yes I believe that ya lil girl will be a problem child. Hey maybe our kids can star in their own problem child movie (I loved that movie)
@ osh, i cannot comment, never seen your pics.
@ OSHIE.. U do have a nice body.. im still tryin to decide whether i like u better with lighter or darker hair… but ill let u know lol
@ brooke U ever meet Cam in real life b?
@BE wats gd ma?
@BE
well I have to be back and forth to NYC when I leave cuz my son Dad still lives in NYC, it is not a definant yes yet cuz all tho I love my mom, she can be a lil irrate to live with.
@Oshie
You wanna model?? try it, I know lots of managers if u ever need one.
@LADY ARCSam,
That’s none of your business to be honest. That’s between my boyfriend and I.
But ur boyfriend won’t mind f i borrow u for a night, i will make sure he gets u back at 7am b4 he goes to work!!!LOL
@ Brookie: Managers? You mean pimps?
I’d go out of Shreveport probably.
@ Fallin: I know, that’s a nice way of calling me a butterface. You’re so diplomatic.
@Pedro
I never met Cam personally but seen him plenty, especially way back when he was partying at Tunnel and Club Cheetah in NYC as a enturage with MASE
@Pedro – Hey!
@brooke
i use to be a male stripper, i could treat u for ur birthday!! no charge!
@ Oshie
@ Brookie: Managers? You mean pimps?
I’d go out of Shreveport probably.
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God dammit Osh, Why do you think I know nobody but pimps in hoes? there is more people that come through the strip clubs where I bartend besides pimps and hoes, Damn U Osh!!!LOL
@Brooke – I used to love MASE – I don’t care if he looked special sometimes , he had a nice smooth flow….I still listen to Puffy (or what ever his name was at the time) and the family
lmao oshie… nah, id hit it w/o putting a brown paper bag over ur face
@ brook -wow u seen alll the idols i guese the only person u aint seen is biggie and tupac? or am i mistaken lol
@wat up BE , u from harlem ?
@Pedro – I am from NJ
@Fallin – stop trying to hit on Oshie! LOL
I see Tupac sometimes when I go to sleep. I wake up and my panties are all wet. It is so weird.
@ Be… lol, im not tryin to hit on oshie… Lacombe is my new bossip crush… when i saw her on myspace my heart fluttered lmao!!!!!!!!!!
@BE
@Brooke – I used to love MASE – I don’t care if he looked special sometimes , he had a nice smooth flow….I still listen to Puffy (or what ever his name was at the time) and the family
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Hahahahahahaha. u stoopid for that one LOL
@Sam
@brooke
i use to be a male stripper, i could treat u for ur birthday!! no charge!
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Aww thank you hun, but I have already hired Sho Nuff from the Last Dragon, Jigsaw (From Saw I II III etc.) and S.O Ol’ Otis from Martin (and Bossip Police BTW)
I think Puffy should change his name to P’Dazzle.
@Fallin – I want see people tooo!!! send me an e-mail with their my space names so I can look.
It’s like the beat was screaming murder me…
So I murdered it…
Cuz I’m a murderer….
lol@ oshie’s crazy ass
hey i wanna be copied on that email perty pahleez
I’M BACK FOR A SEC (deep condition and cholesterol time so i have a sec..lol)
BE, YOU KNOW I DONT PLAN TO LEAVE YOU OUT MOMMA!!
OSH, LET ME FIND OUT YOU GOT MYSPACE AND HAVENT SENT ME A FRIEND REQUEST!!
YOU TOO BE!!
We should have a stash of people’s real photos. That way when they get out of pocket we can put them up and say, “see? This is what you look like! Sit down!”
uh oh oshies in trouble…
ayo oshie “vote for pedro” was wondering when u gunna put a real pic up? , u had the smiling cowboy for a long time
Okay, I am out early today!!! Time to go make Mojitos!!!!!
Enjoy your weekend in case I am too tipsy to log back in from home!
sxyQ I did not know you were in the myspace familia!
what is your url?
LMAOOOOOO @ OSHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! “I think Puffy should change his name to P’Dazzle.”
That was GREAT!!!!
@ Pedro
@ brook -wow u seen alll the idols i guese the only person u aint seen is biggie and tupac? or am i mistaken lol
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Well I have been bartending for 4 years and on top of that I am in the party scene alot and I only usually attend industry parties, so I see alot of people. But to answer your question, No I never had the pleasure of seeing or meeting Biggie and Pac, I aint that old now. LOL
I ALSO STILL KEEP UP MY BLACKPLANET PAGE. WHO IN HERE USES BLACKPLANET?
@ kim do u have myspace or facebook?
I ALSO STILL KEEP UP MY BLACKPLANET PAGE. WHO IN HERE USES BLACKPLANET?
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uM….
LOL @Sxy Q Perm
BTW Y’all I am cutting my hair for my B-DAY Yay!! I am going to get a bob, wanna look sexy sophisticated and stuff lol
@OSH
MY MYSPACE IS BEAUTIFULLY HUMAN. IT SHOULD COME UP AS THE ONE IN V.A. IT’S SET TO PRIVATE. OR I CAN DO YOU ONE BETTER. I’LL EMAIL YOU THE EMAIL ADDRESS TO LOOK IT UP UNDER.
@ Fallin, why the fudge am I in trouble now?
SWEET CHEEKS!! BABAYYYY!! I WAITED FOR YOU AT IHOP THIS MORNING. YOU STOOD ME UP. SUP’ WIT DAT?
@OSH
BLACKPLANET WAS THE “SHIZNIT” BEFORE MYSPACE CAME ALONG. LMAO
@BROOK
I WAS CONSIDERING CHOPPING ALL OF MINE OFF. BUT THEN EVERYONE GAVE ME THE GAS FACE. SO I DECIDED TO WAIT IT OUT A WHILE.
@oshie
I see Tupac sometimes when I go to sleep. I wake up and my panties are all wet. It is so weird.
ARE U SUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE U ARE WHITE????? I THINK U ARE BLACK UNTIL U SHOW UR PIC!!!
@ BE… bye
have a mojito for me
@ Fallin…yes i have a facebook page & myspace. i don’t even remember my myspace page name…it’s been that long and i have nothin on there. my facebook is uptodate. it’s my real name though. not sure if i wanna be broadcastin that on here.
@ oshie lol i was just sayn that bc sxyq said she better not find out u had a myspace w/o befriending her…
but i suppose you could do a search on kimberlee in south jersey and you’d find me easy.
@ broke yh u young 8 years later the old head syndrome is gunna kick in, but it luks like u had a crazy life , so im pretty sure your not worried about getting old?
No Sxy Q, I want my hair like the length in your pic, or is it because the rest of your hair is back??
P.S: PPL still use Blackplanet??
I was going to cut my hair too, but my husband had to say the nay-no on that one my damie.
aight kim…. ill do that this weekend, and then ill give u my email… lol.
I HAVE A VERY OLD BP PAGE. DON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT PIC IS UP THERE ANYMORE.
OSH GO CHECK YOUR EMAILS DOLL.
My boss is being a jerk today. No extramarital ass for him!
@ Pedro
@ broke yh u young 8 years later the old head syndrome is gunna kick in, but it luks like u had a crazy life , so im pretty sure your not worried about getting old?
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Yea I am gonna slow it down, maybe get married and have about 7 or 8 kids. I do have my 3 new years resloution for 09
1. Take out the boobies
2. Move to VA
3. Stop dating metrosexual half gay men..
Somehow I only believe 2 of the 3 will come true for 09, lol
@BROOK
MY HAIR GROWS IN LAYERS. SO THE SIDES HIT MY MY SHOULDERS, THE BACK IS ABOUT 3 INCHES LONGER THAN THE SIDES (fu*&ed up i know…lol).
@ LADY A & BROOK
I STILL USE BP. I’VE HAD MY PAGE FOR 7 YRS.
@ sxy: I already responded si vous plait!
@ brooke: You need to go to Metrosexual Man Rehab! Shit is killing you softly!!!
@ osh. you’re so bad.
@ Brook. i like sxyQ’s length… but think long and hard before cutting your locks…once you start choppin…hard to stop. i’m just now letting mine grow back.
Ok, im back! What did i miss????
@ broke -damn u moving outa NYC , da party capital of the world lol u crazy , unless u want the quiet life i see y , keep the boobies ,unless u fell that everyone is talking to your nipples lol
@ Osh
Cutting your hair is so sexy, for some reason guys go crazy when their girl had long hair for a while then drastically cut it out of the blue. Then after you come in with your sexy lingere and new hair cut I want u to perform for him on this song: Hit it
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk [Faster]
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
She Got A Donk
Shake Some Wit It
Shake Some Wit It
Shake Some Wit It
Shake Some Wit It
Shake Some Wit It
Shake Some Wit It
Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow
OSHHHHH!!! I’M WAITING FOR THE FRIEND REQUEST!!
@ sxyQ: You’re gonna hafta WAIT until I get of WORK!!!
LOL
@ Brooke: What’s the opposite of a donk? A dink? I got a dink I got a dink I got a dink I got a dink I got a dink I got a dink I got a dink I got a dink I got a dink Throw the towel in (give up!)Throw the towel in (give up!)Throw the towel in (give up!)
HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S HOLDING HER FOR THE POLICE!
@ Pedro
@ broke -damn u moving outa NYC , da party capital of the world lol u crazy , unless u want the quiet life i see y , keep the boobies ,unless u fell that everyone is talking to your nipples lol
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Yea boo I am expected to have my Breast reduced aka (Implants removal) on Jan 4th, once I heal I am going back home to VA, that is where I am orginally from. I moved to NYC to attend school and be closer to my babyfather, but now that his lying cheating no good ass is banging Iesha, I have no more use for this God for saking City, Plus I miss VA and don’t sleep boo Virginia Beach is popping.
@Kim
If I dont like it I will throw a lacfront on and it will be all good..
@SxyQ
Well it looks cute, I like that length you have, I want a bang too, as you can see I suffer from the Tyra Banks Big forehead syndrome, lol
@Oshie
Hun, do you know a Metrosexual rehab I can take my ass too so I can rehabilitate?
I hate that in-between stage though when you cut your hair and you feel like a soccer mom. ugh.
OKAY OSH. I SEE HOW IT IS. LMAO… EMAIL ME YOUR INFO SO I CAN LOOK YOU UP AND SEND YOU A FRIEND REQUEST DAMMIT!!! RIGHT NOW!! LOL@ YOU TALKING ABOUT I GOT A DINK.
@BROOK
MY HAIR IS GROWING BACK FROM THE LAST FEW TIMES I CUT IT OVER THE YEAR. I HAVE TO KEEP TRIMMING MY BANGS. ESPECIALLY SINCE I HAD THE TOP BLONDE FOR THE ENTIRE SUMMER. I JUST TOOK IT BACK BLACK LAST WEEK. AND IF YOU’LL NOTICE, IN JUST ABOUT EVERY GRAVIE YOU SEE OF ME, I EITHER HAVE HAIR SWOOPED OVER MY FOREHEAD, OR I HAVE THE BANGS. BECAUSE I TOO SUFFER FROM MAJOR “5 HEAD” SYNDROME. LMAO
@ brookie: Yes, it is called the South, come on down, we’ll make you snap out of that metro shit real quick, unless you’re talking about ATL I can’t speak on them and their suspect ways.
It will be a hard transition, from whining and crying to yelling and burping during football games. From mani-pedis to dirty socks on the floor. From hair gel to not shaving for 2 weeks. It will be hard, oh yes, Brooke, it will be hard, but you can do it. Hi, I’m Dr. Drew, and welcome to Metrosexual Rehab.
@ thats wat brooklyn cats do, should been with a harlem nigga lol but hey gd luck in VA, I always thought VA was a boring city no offence lol but maybe i need to visit VA some time
@ sxyQ: Okay, missy, done.
LOL @ Osh Dink
Wait Oshie, I found my implant tune, here it goes:
Rich Boy sellin’ crack
Fuck niggas wanna jack
Shit tight no slack
Just bought a Cadillac (THROW SOME Double D’S ON THAT BITCH!)
Just bought a Cadillac (THROW SOME Double D’S ON THAT BITCH!)
Oshie’s gotta dink… lmao
@PEDRO
VA ISNT BORING. SOME CITIES IN V.A ARE BORING. BUT AREAS LIKE RICHMOND, THE 7 CITIES, IT’S ALRIGHT AROUND THERE.
Hey SxyQ…my url is pytforever! You wanna be my friend too??
Um Brooke, that’s what my husband was saying after I got my tits. “throw some D’s on that bitch!” I’m serious.
@BROOK
MY D’S ARENT QUITE DOUBLE. THEY COMFORTABLY SIT BETWEEN A C+ & D- (lmfao)
@ Lacombe, how were your chicken n waffles?
btw, is that your url on myspace ?
…….
LISTENING TO kanye’s new cds… not sure what i think just yet… not a a big fan of the 1st song, i like the 2nd tho… havent heard much else yet.
@SXQY richmond huh , is that where trey songz is from ?
LANCOMBE, I’M GOING TO LOOK FOR YOU NOW AND SEND YOU A FRIEND REQUEST
PAYDAY!!!!…
Don’t be friends with Lacombe she already has too many friends!!!
jk
Are Lawdy and MRS off fighting somewhere? Perhaps the Waffle House?
Kim… it was delicious! And yes that’s my myspace url! You can be my friend too!!!
…this is fun!
*GASP* sxyQ Trey Songs is my boyfriend! please give him my myspace too!!!!!
@SxyQ
I see the blonde streaks ma, cutie. LOL at suffering from 5 head like me
@Oshie
@ brookie: Yes, it is called the South, come on down, we’ll make you snap out of that metro shit real quick, unless you’re talking about ATL I can’t speak on them and their suspect ways.
It will be a hard transition, from whining and crying to yelling and burping during football games. From mani-pedis to dirty socks on the floor. From hair gel to not shaving for 2 weeks. It will be hard, oh yes, Brooke, it will be hard, but you can do it. Hi, I’m Dr. Drew, and welcome to Metrosexual Rehab.
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Hahahahahahahaha ROTFLMAO. Girl I am from the south u forgot? born and raised, only been up north for like 8 years. Trust me Virginia Beach is not too much different than NYC, except clubs close earlier and the confederates ruin your day, lol
@Pedro
First off if we are gonna be Bossip Buds, get my name right boo, it is Brooke not Broke.. I know I am kinda broke right now but that is not my name, lol. (I am the only one on Bossip that actually usues y real life name so I get offended lol) Anyway, yes you need to travel more cuz there are alot of party states besides NYC like: VA, ATL, MIA, LA, Houston, Detroit, DC, and Baltimore, just to name a few
wow lacombe is not I repeat is not an old head
OMG, Oshie…i just thought about it…you could’ve been my main damie, Biggie Shorty today!!! That would’ve been da shit!!
Brooke, Kimberlee is my real name too babe. So you’re not alone there.
Lacombe…i’ll never remember your url. i’ll have to hitcha up another time. I can’t access Myspace from work…firewall.
brooke NOT broke *Makes Mental Note*
@PEDRO
I THINK TREY SONGS IS FROM RICHMOND. NO, IT’S PETERSBURG.
OSH, YOU ARE JUST AS CUTE AS YOU WANNA BE!! AND THAT BABY!! I SENT YOU A FRIEND REQUEST.
LANCOMBE, I TRIED TO SEND YOU ONE, BUT IT TOLD ME I HAD THE WRONG NAME.
MYSPACE.COM/NuYoungMa
ADd ME!!…
@ Lacombe: Curses! wait, hold on…
OKAY YOU GUYS. DEEP CONDITIONING TIME IS UP. GOING TO THROW SOME HEAT ON THIS BUSH FRO (my hair that is..lol) BE BACK SOON I HOPE.
KIM UR CONFUSING ME…do u want me to search myspace or facebook… ?
TESTOSTERONE!
LOL @ Pedro mental note
@Kim
Yay! Now I dont feel so dumb, lol. I didnt get how this whole bossip thing worked when I started last year so I just Put Brook then tried to be orginal with the Lynn, But truth be told my name is actually Brooke Ellen, (2 white girl names) sorry Osh..
@Preggos
Boy I cant wait for u to drop that load, I want u to put up a gravie of you breast feeding your seed, that would be so enticing, hmmm. LOL
LOL @ Oshie saying MRS and Lawdy fighting at the waffel house.. Waffels sound good right about now with some Aunt Jemima Syrup, yumm. lol
Pedro…i’m young but i love the ol’skool baby! Believe that! lol
SxyQ…”When at first you don’t succeed, Try Try Again!!!
@ Brooke: Why you keep apologizing to me today ho?
No really, my real name is awful strange so I do not share that even on my myspace, but it is not Becky, so no offense taken!
@ Sxy Q
Gurl get outta her before ya hair end up in the sink like anna mae from “What’s love got to do with it.” LOL
I only said they were at the waffle house fighting because Lawdy and MRS kept talking about it like it was a point of reference… MRS said she was going to cook Lawdy’s parents on the grill and Lawdy said MRS’s man was the fry cook or something…. See? My mind is like a steel trap!!!
Uh oh Yall time for another Beyonce song, in honor of todays post:
Hold Up, bring the beat back
Stop, I ain’t ready yet
Wait, let me fix my hair (yes, yes)
Yes mam (yes mam) Yes
I think I’m ready
Been locked up in the house way too long,
It’s time to get it,
Cause once again he’s out doing wrong,
And my girls are so real,
Said it’s been a minute since I had some
He’s been acting up, but he won’t be the only one
(Oh) Cause when he acts wrong (Oh) that’s when you put it on,
(Oh) Been on him up tight (Oh) this is your song
(Oh) Hold out your back (Oh) time to impress
(Oh) Pull out your freakum dress
Oh put your freakum dress on Oh put your freakum dress on
Oh put your freakum dress on Oh put your freakum dress on
Oh Every woman got one Oh Shut it down when the time’s come
Oh Pull out the big gun Oh and put your freakum dress on
HAppy Freaky Friday everyone!!!!! Dont say I never gave yall nothing
@ OSHIE.. I THINK I KNOW ur name lol.
Oshie….I Love It!!!!!
AINT FEELING THE BILLBOARD SHE LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE
AINT FEELING BILLBOARD SHE LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE
who talkin bout lawdy
@ Lawdy: it was me bish! Let’s wrastle!
@ Fallin: Do you want me to get the hat and pipe out because I will!
Speakin’ of Beyonce!!! She’s looks mighty delicious in that new video of hers, I actually forgot how thick that girl was, what a nice reminder
aint got no problem with you oshie…i loves you
i have a problem with Habibs Daughter and Confused rock (as in crack rock) star
Who wants to be Dirty D.?????
LOL @ oshie… i thought it was a pretty interetsing name tho…
Man, Cheaters will always be entertaining!!! There was 2 episodes where folks were having little fender benders and everything…
@ Fallin: Alrighty then!
Uh Pedro are u still there???
@Osh
Oh ok, and uh did u call me a ho? garsh darnit its Miss Ho to u lady, lol
@Lacombe Dirty D?
@Lawdy
Hey hun, where the hell is sweets? tell her to stay her ass put, lol
@lacombe u pics took me by surprise lol i like the old skool to my favorite songs from the old skol are
guy- piece of my love
al b sure-this love
zap and roger computer love
she is working at her desk why you wanna send her a messagE?
I love the show cheaters, boy I swear I was 2 seconds from calling the producers until I made my own mighty discovery which in fact landed me in jail for 3 days (Mental Block)
@ Lawdy tell her : I Luva Her (in my baby voice) lOL
Al B. Sure – Nite And Day: Best song/ creepiest video ever
yh im still here brooke (mentaly noted ) just went to the store for a mars bar and coke
sorry Fallin, don’t mean to confuse….
i’m not on myspace. on facebook
brooke she said she is dying for a shot of patron
@ BR00K…
L0L..
i D0NT THiNk iMA BREAST FEEd THiS TiME..
i TRiEd iT 0NCE n DiDNt LiKE iT..
PLUS i CANT DRiNK iF iM BREASTFEEDiNg..
ANd iMA NEED SEVERAL SHOTz AFTER GOiN THRU THESE 9 M0NTHz…
Brooke…you know…from Pootie Tang!!!…Dirty D.!!
Pedro…ok youngster! I ain’t mad at your choice in songs! Al B.’s is my fav!!!
….And what do you mean by being surprised at my pic…is it because i’m younger than you thought or because i look like a Top Model????????
anybody know where the nearest slurpee shop is at!!
@ lacombe- I was surprised by both reason u stated
@ Oh Lawdy: in my pants.
Lawdy you have myspace???
no but my daughter does
What’s up with people using their kids myspace???
Get your own damn myspace!
Damn lacombe wat pic did u put up? it aint showing up on my screen
Dirty D is still dirty cuz he’s Dirty D dammit!
I thought i was the only one!!! I don’t know what da hell happened to my gravie!!!!
it didnt say i use it i said she has one
Naw, I think Pedro is stalking your myspace, I see pootie. POOTIE TOO GOOD!!! POOTIE TOO GOOD!!! POOTIE TOO GOOD!!! POOTIE TOO GOOD!!! *smashes cds everywhere*
Sa Da Tay!!!
Ok Lawdy my bad, someone else was saying they used they kids myspace…
Can’t remember who…
Meh.
dnt see how lukin at a private page is stalking
Ok I am back, Like Pedro I too went to the store, but I didnt buy a Mars Bar, I bought some Tampax Peral, Summer Eve’s cloths a pantie Liner and Midol
was not me!!i swear the only way i can communicate with m child is to lock up her myspace or text message her
Pedro I was just playing.
Why is everyone so sensitive today?
Super plus tampons for everyone!!!
@LAwdy
Tell Cheeks I got her shot, LOL, and some Poison to go with. LOL
Lacombe
Oh I forgot about Pootie Tang, gosh girl u come up wit the darness thangs, lol
sometimes i dnt know if you mean it or not your sarcastic meter is way off the charts b
It’s hard to get in a Biggie Shorty party!!!
Ok den I see Brooke already beat me to the tampons and feminine care products! Please see Brooke for details!
What up
Pedro you a bad labba tabba tebbie tai!
WADDUP MOCK….
You can’t beat a ho with a belt… they like that shit!
Air can’t even get in a Biggie Shorty party!! Air be like, “Hey, I’m Air! I’m everywhere!”
@brook u seen big pun ?
@oshie – I know and im very sorry for that b
@ Oshie
Ok den I see Brooke already beat me to the tampons and feminine care products! Please see Brooke for details!
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There’s goes Brooke, selling shit again.
Where’s my debit card???
@ Pedro
No I never saw Pun I seen fat joe in south beach, I believe he told me “Them some nice Tatas Ma!” I was so appauled
Hi Brooke, If I may ask, how tall are you?
Exhausted from trying to post…
OK…looking at this post…
I actually had a very special boyfriend who looked like this dude in the pic. I thought he was very handsome, but a little bit to metrosexual…anyway…he was very loyal(he was Filipino) like most Asians, but unfortunately all Asians aren’t pack
I sense tension in the cyber-air…
*removes shirt*
Is it because I asked y’all if I could be a model? You know that was a joke right? *crying on the inside*
Mock Rock Stardust
Exhausted from trying to post…
OK…looking at this post…
I actually had a very special boyfriend who looked like this dude in the pic. I thought he was very handsome, but a little bit to metrosexual…anyway…he was very loyal(he was Filipino) like most Asians, but unfortunately all Asians aren’t pack
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I get the gist of what you are saying, but would it help me understand better if I smoked about 3 oz of weed before I read it? Just wondering…
Biggie Shorty…whatcha jammin’ to on that corner???
Kepa-chow, Pootie. Kepa-chow.
@ oshie – i really wanna answa your modeling Q but ive never seen your pictures
@brook yh ive seen Fat joe 2 he rolls wit da police lol , who were the nicest and rudest celebs u ever meet ?
Brooke…
So are you gonna have to go bra shopping after your surgery or did you keep your old bra’s???
@ Lacombe
I Don’t know what Biggie shorty jammin too but I am Jamming to this:
You’re ma diamond girl
You’re the one i put a rock on
You’re ma diamond girl
You’re the one that i quit the game for
You’re ma diamond girl
You’re the one i put a rock on
You’re ma diamond girl
You’re the reason i quit the game for
Ha ha… I threw all my old bras out. It was glorious!
@ Lacombe
Yes Girl I am a 36DD now, after my surgery the dr predict I will be a 34 B, so If u or anyone you know are a 34B please donate your bras to SaveBrookeTatas(dot)org. LOL
@Pedro
The nicest celebs were Soloange (4real), Nia Long, Gabby Union, Trina, Lenny Kravits, Q-tip, Rafael Saddiq, Ryan Leslie, them Making the bands boys, oh and Dawn from Danity KAne
@The Bossiper who wanted to know my height: I am 5′8
I’m gonna buy me some tittys one day…you’ll see!!
There are a few more nice celebs I met either in south beach at industry parties or at the bar I work I just cant think of them off hand, too much haze is surrounding me now
@ Lacombe
Well im tryna purchase me an ass soon, I met this 55 yr old business guy 2 weeks ago and he is so interested in helping me buy a tush, I cannot wait, I will go from Nosatal to Lotsofass, lol
@ Lacombe: If you believe it you can achieve it!
Brooke…
Let me know if he wants to invest in my tig-o-bitties too, ok??? lol
I’ve already started buying some vicky secret bras on sale, ready for post surgery,
Daywalker if u r reading this, I am so sorry but the boobs have to go, I will mail u 7500cc’s of saline bags with my blood covered in it once they pop em out
@ Lacombe
uh huh honey, u cant get tits that easy boo. You gotta use what u got to get what u want if u know what I mean, LOL
OK, Dark and beautiful skin!! 5′8″, 36 DD. You say flat ass, but that’s cool. Brooke, is it OK if I dream about you this weekend?
harleeeeeem
Brookie, just put the tits in your ass, duh.
My ass isn’t flat it’s just little.
I’m gonna be on the cover of Maxim!!!
Oshie…
I’ve been believing for seven damn years! I wonder whats the got damn holdup!
Damn Brooke, you got some huge tits! Double D’s…Wow!
@lev’g
OK, Dark and beautiful skin!! 5′8″, 36 DD. You say flat ass, but that’s cool. Brooke, is it OK if I dream about you this weekend?
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….OK I guess, lol
@Pedro
wanna hang out tonight I am going to a NBA party on 44th street tonight
You ladies make me crack up!
…..
I’M BACK (wrap in full effect, shiny black and bouncy..no hair in the sink brook!! lol)
WHO PUTTIN TITS ON THEY POSTERIOR END?
@Preggo girl you’re too cute! Pop champagne? LMAO!
Lacombe: You gotta make it happen. My New Years resolutions last year were this:
1) Lose baby weight, get in shape
2) get implants
3) start making $__k
4) finish school
So far I’ve done three, got my fingers crossed on the last one, I hope to god I pass the lab – we find out in one week *NERVEWRACKING*
i wonder how creole mamma knowles feels about her meal ticket promoting the next (real) designers shit?
@ Oshie
I wish I can put the tits in my ass, that would save me at least another surgery…
@LAcombe
When I orginally got the implant in 1999 they were a C, but then I suffered a leakage in the left breast so I got them replaced and resized cuz I was going threw a Pam Anderson moment, now they a wowzier DD cup, my babydaddy liked them better when they were a C, weird
loll @ pynk..
dats wat ima do..
its 5 o clock…
now i have to attempt to drive in this snow..
pray for me!!!
bye everyone..!!!
@brooke yh sure most parties u go always involve celebs lol and your kinda a mini a celeb your self , you think its gunna be hot ?
BROOK, YOU GETTIN RID OF THE TWINY TWIN TWINS HUH? MY LOVLIES ARENT GOING ANYWHERE. I’VE ALWAYS HAD A LITTLE BITTY BODY, AND HEALTHY BOOBIES. IN HIGH SCHOOL, BECAUSE OF THE CONTRAST BETWEEN MY BODY AND TWINS, THIS GUY NICKNAMED ME “TIT MOUSE”..LOL…DIRTY B-STARD. I’M LIKE HEY, AT LEAST MY CHILDREN WILL NEVER STARVE!!
LMFAO
I’m praying for you Preggo!
And don’t you know you can have a couple sips of wine, make sure it’s good red wine tho!
@ Pedro, its a NBA party with some lame BBall player, but it will be lots of hot ladies there so if u and ya buds wanna be around some model types, hit my email and I will FWD u the info. Plus no harlem attire permiited: NO Jeans, hoodies, sneakers etc.
@SxyQ
Hey Ma, ya heair came out good huh? lol. U have some tig ol bitties for ya lil ol self Sxy, I seen ya gravies, lol
You ladies make me crack up!
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Yeah, i know! You’re probably laughing at me cause obviously you’ve got big tits!
**runs off crying with envy**
Ok, what should I make for dinner?
Pork roast?
Fajitas?
Chicken n dumplings?
I’M LIKE HEY, AT LEAST MY CHILDREN WILL NEVER STARVE!!” funniest coment of the day lol
When sxy eats it all goes to her boobs, LOL, I know other chicks like that.
Me, I eat and eat and I don’t know where it goes. It doesn’t go to my tits though.
OK Ladies and Gents, Its about that time, I will see u lovely Bossipers MONDAY on my Birthday!!!! Have a nice safe night..
Oh and Osh, dont make neither make HAmbergers with wonder bread,
Ok Bye! HAve a Good weekend
Bye Brooky Pie!
*writing “no hamburgers with wonder bread” got it*
Have a great weekend Brooke!!! Be Safe!!
Oshie…groundmeat sandwiches, that’s a winner!!
bye brooklyn i emailed u about the party thing
NITE NITE BROOK BABE! I’LL EMAIL YOU BEFORE I LEAVE THE HOUSE.
@ PEDRO… LOL… IT’S THE TRUTH
@OSH
WHEN I TURNED 9, I ENDED UP BEING THE MOST BREASTY GIRL IN MY CLASS. I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST TO HAVE A SET.
@Lacombe… LMAO! Trust I’d rather have small tits. These things have wrecked ma last nerve…I’d like to be a plump B or C… These D’s be killing me…
Who wants Sloppy Joes? *in Mom’s voice*
@Oshie…PIZZA… it’s friday girl don’t cook!
@ sxyQ: There’s always at least one in the class!
And the one little 12 year old boy with the mustache, he doesn’t shave it or anything, just lets it sit there even though it looks like a little dust ball was blowing by and got stuck on his lip! LOL
Dude, my mom has the hugest tits in america and i got stuck with mosqito bites!!! No fair!!
@ Pynk: I haven’t cooked in weeks, since I’ve been getting home at 10, so I need to, plus my husband asked me which he never does. And this way I can make him do laundry or something!
LMAO @ OSH
YEAH, I HAD ONE IN MY CLASS. I’M LIKE DUDE…YOU MAD YOUNG FOR THAT PEACH FUZZ ON YOUR LIP!! DUDES WHERE GROWING UP WITH READY MADE GO-TEE’S IN MY CLASS AND WHAT NOT. I’M LIKE, WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THE CHICKEN & WATER IN THE 80′S?
Lacombe: I KNOW IT, my mom and sis are both chestily blessed, but not me, I had to buy mine!
Maybe the titty gene skips every other girl or something.
@LANCOMBE
PERSONALLY MOMMA, I WOULDVE RATHER HAD A BIGGER BOOTAY!! DONT GET ME WRONG, I LOVE MY C+/D- , BUT IF IT COULDVE EVENED OUT, I WOULDVE TRADED THEM FOR A HEALTHY B. LMAO
@OSH
IT SKIPPED MY MOM’S AND DOVE RIGHT ON MY SISTER AND I. MORE SO ME.
Nothing makes your pants look good like a nice popcorn booty, that’s for certain.
lacombe
Oshie
Sxqy
brook
Some of the best one liners have come from these women on bossip for real lol
I GOT A POPCORN ALRIGHT…LOL
sxy, maybe she had some before she had you two! I had some and my baby just sucked the everloving life right on out of them! I HAD to have implants after that, there was no way I was going to rock a saggy a-cup.
Hell, i need a booty too!…I’m glad i’m kinda cute!…shit!
um…..did she 4 get 2 ention that he was prettier than her 2??lol…..jk.
but he is looking much feircer in that pic then her…get it boo!!
@ sxyQ: I got a kernel!
I got a kernel!
I got a kernel!
I got a kernel!
I got a kernel!
I got a kernel!
I got a kernel!
I got a kernel!
Do the grown man!
Do the grown man!
Do the grown man!
Do the grown man!
Wow Wow WOw Wow Wow Wow!
Lacombe you’re a dime, that’s top of the line cute face little waist with a kernel behind!
@PEDRO
YOU THINK TODAY WAS SOMETHING? YOU CAUGHT US ON A CALM DAY… LMAO
@OSH
NOPE, MY MOMS TOLD ME THAT SHE ALWAYS HAD LITTLE CONES. LMAO.
@LANCOMBE
AINT THAT THE DAMNED TRUTH!!! GRATEFULLY GOD MUST OF SAID “IM GONNA MAKE HER SMALL, BUT I’M GONNA GIVE HER A SHAPE AND A CUTE FACE”. CAUSE IF NOT, I’D BE IN TRZZZOUBLE!!! LITTLE BOOTAY? SKINTY AS HELL? SHEESH, I’D END UP JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE!! LOL
Ioono, God is playing a cruel joke on me then
@Oshie
Ohhh if the hubby is asking and he never does, then girl I’d go with the fajitas!! I cook every night so come the weekends it’s like…. DOMINOS OR TACO BELL! LOL
@Lacombe
I’ll trade ya!! Those sound perfect! Like mine ain’t saggy or wretched looking, just I’m short as hell and these big ass things make me unbalanced. Then when I breast fed my son, these fuckers grew to enormous capacity…
LOL some chick in a club in Vegas asked if they were fake. I told her yea! Don’t ask why, I just did. So I’ll trade ya any day.
**shaking my kernel ass to Oshie’s jam**
SxyQ…LMAO…Huh bra!!!
Pynk…girl, i would trade you today! Where do i sign up! lol
…Wait, you have a newborn??
biggie shorty… bomp bomp bomp…. watch out now… bomp bomp bomp… biggie shorty
@Lacombe
Nope, my son is now 11!!! I was just remembering how huge they got then. LOL
Don’t ya wish you could just point and click and VOILA your boobs are any size you want? Not all this money and pain to get what you want.
Hey….where did everyone go????
Well…fine then….i’m leaving too!!
Have a great weekend y’all!!
Alright ya’ll I’m out, these sloppy joe’s ain’t gonna cook themselves.
Have a splendid evening!
bye lacombe bye oshie
…Wait…Pynk…i totally feel ya on that! When i was breastfeeding, my tits were wonderful! I loved them so much!! But now i gotta take out loan just to get’em! It really sucks!!
…Ok Bye Pynk and Biggie Shorty!!!
Bye Pedro…Be Good!!
ok hun
Bye ladies! Have a good weekend…
wat up pynk u good ?
Yea I’m good! How about you Pedro? You having a good day?
@OMG…ooops my bad!
yeah im gd b a bit tired but still holding on , are u latina ?
I’m just anxious to get off of work, 1 hr 20 min left. Yes I am Puerto Rican… I’m mixed with so much though.
What about you?
yh i thought so u got that boricua face lol but im suprised u got a son , maybe its just the camera angle but from here u look 20/23 true stories
oh me im brazilian
LOL yea people say that. Someone thought my son was my brother at the mall… I was like you doing too much stop! It’s not like just cuz you have a kid you gotta be old and wrinkly… LOL
UH OH… BRAZILIAN? WATCH OUT NOW!!!
lol “someone thought my son was my brother ” a very very weird complement , its must be the puerto rican fajitas keepin u young
lol wats wrong with us brazilians ?
ugh the site is acting up… I posted a response it’s not showing up… give it a sec
it won’t show my response… WTF!!!
It’s the good genes in ma fam that keep us all looking young…. Thanks though!
And Brazilian is sexy not a bad thing! good thing
the server is brazilian , so any offensive material against brazil will be blocked lol
U from NYC or NJ
I said uh oh watch you because Brazilian is a very good thing! Like sookie sookie watch out now!!! Get it?
You waaaaaaayyyyy off! LOL I’m from Washington State…
I’m rep’n the West Coast… even though I hate West Coast Rap. My Daddy is from the Bronx. So my fam is there. We ended up here because my Daddy was in the military.
lol damn washington i was offf , u keep on surprising me , so how old are u really 30+ , u cant be 40+ u dont look like an old head
LMAO!!! THAT’S ME FULL OF SURPRISES!
What made you think I was from the East Coast? You tell me first how old are you? I say you’re like 19… and why are you so zoomed up on your face on your gravie?
Where do you reside at?
lol cos 70% of the times puerto ricans are frm the east coast
wow good guess i am 19 , 20 in august
why am i so zoomed ? im not that zoomed in ,me and u nearly got identical zooms , give or take one zoom less from your pic lol
NYC HARLEM
I could tell you was that old… you got the baby face I just wanna pinch!
And um, in case you haven’t noticed you can see my WHOLE head and from like the chest up… on your gravie you have it like on 12 zoom I can’t even see one eye on your face and I can only see 3/4 of your upper lip…
I’m 31 years young.
31 wow those puerto rican genes , wat do u work as ?
I like 21 questions… LOL
Um I work in the Finance Dept. at a VA Hospital. What about you? You going to that NBA party thing tonight?
And my Dad’s side of the family ages so beautifully, look way young. I took after my Dad mostly. You just gotta take care of yourself, I don’t smoke and rarely drink.. That may help too.
21 questions lol
the party ? ive called a few people to see if they wanna come but everyones to lazy lol so if i stays like that i have to stay allll night wit u
lol unless your gonna go home and attend your own party in washington lol
hold up you black girls now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i got a jap man! i been trying tell yall asian men look good as hell omg
he look so good i swear asian men are fine asian men are so good. jap men are the best! thats why i got one. man i love asian men asian men are so so so fine omg. they are hot they black hair they eyes. damn damn damn damn damn if beyonce and jayz dont work out even tho i love them together but if they dont work out. then get you a jap man asian men are comeing around with black women alot of them dateing now. i heard black women moveing to JAPAN! WHAT THE HELL TO GET WITH ASIAN MEN THE FUCK IMMA FIGHT YALL OF ASIAN MEN HAHA
That sux, tell them lazy m effers to get up and go! But if not yup just me and you! No Friday night party here for me. Bout to get off of work and head to my girlfriends house… because of the shitty economy she got fired today. Poor thang and she’s pregnant too. So I will swing by her house and comfort her for a min. then it’s movie rental and jammie time! You’re more then welcome to swing by, only if you have pink jammies though!
* runs around looking for cam’ron style pink jammies*
damn the economy , fuckin everyone up , i hope she and her boyfriend/husband and child will be ok
LOL!!!
And I’m walking out the door, it’s friday and I’m happy as hell. You can hit me up on my e-mail…
Nilita_Flores@hotmail.com
HOLLA!
c ya hun , take care
wow you’re soo sweet. Her hubby will take good care of her. she’s lucky
Japanese men are the best looking asian men! omg they got them big eyes sexy big eyes i love they nose alots of asian men got big ass lips a big flat nose like blacks. mmmmmm i love asian men
but damn beyonce that look like she aint took that pic with that asian man it may be photo shop she a busy woman. but them asian people in japan love beyonce music she number 1 yous ee why mya cd over there and they give her a big tour japan love black women. there where a Japanese woman who call her self a japanese beyonce lol.
oh thats good to hear