What Were You Thinking?? 7 Of Jessica Simpson’s Worst Pregnancy TMI Moments

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Attention Slores, Bangers, Gut Full of Human
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Jessica Simpson Shares Intimate Details Of Her Pregnancy

Since the first episode of Newlyweds: Nick And Jessica we learned that Jessica Simpson has NO filter and pretty much says whatever comes to her mind, moronic or otherwise. Well, since she has been pregnant Jessica has shared with us ALL of the private issues surrounding her baby bump and it's effects on her body, appetite, and most importantly, her sex life! SMH Take a look after the flip of all the wonderful stories of fluids, gasses, and "wetness" that the blonde bombshell has shared with the world... Images via WENN
"Oh my God, y'all. I just had a daydream that my (vajayjay) ate a bag of Skittles!" she posted on her official Twitter, with 4.8 million followers, in fall 2011.
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"The average person expels gas 15 times each day. The average pregnant woman fast 15 times that!" she tweeted in response to bit from OMGFacts in November.
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During her interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the star shocked host Jimmy Kimmel when she said, "I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hookah. Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!" Source
That same week, she did it again by telling Jay Leno: "I just started calling myself Swamp A$$. Like, I have 'swamp a$$' right now. I had major swamp a$$ because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut. It's like the bayou up in that region." Source

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