Random Ridiculousness

Posted on November 21st, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

Some Somalians have the ‘pirate game’ on lock. They have received 150 million in stacks as ransom payments for ships they have ganked. What is ol’ boy going to do with that stick in that little hooptie fishing boat?

More than $150 million have been paid to pirates around the Horn of Africa over the past 12 months, Kenya’s foreign minister said Friday.

The supertanker Sirius Star is the biggest vessel seized by pirates this year.

The money is encouraging them to continue and become more brazen in their attacks, Foreign Minister Moses Wetangula told a news conference in the Kenyan capital.

“That is why they are becoming more and more audacious in their activities,” Wetangula said.

Pirate activity off the coastline of east Africa is a cause of growing international concern.

Last weekend pirates, who mostly operate from lawless Somalia, seized a Saudi-owned supertanker Sirius Star, the largest vessel captured to date. Another seized vessel, the Ukrainian MV Faina, was carrying a cargo of military supplies and T-72 tanks.

They currently hold 17 vessels and are estimated to have attacked more than 90 ships in the region so far this year, according to the International Maritime Bureau’s Piracy Reporting Center, which monitors piracy around the world. The attacks have increased in recent weeks, the PRC says.

Pirate thuggin’ in 2008. SMH.

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  • Christilicious

    gold

  • 1

    1st

  • Christilicious

    silver

  • Christilicious

    and bronze

  • Christilicious

    no honey u second lol

  • HOLLYWOOD BS

    *especially in the oil rich waters of Nigeria which has been colonized by AMERICAN BUSINESSES.

  • Kimberlee

    no doubt 99.9% of the information in this post is lacking… cause i can’t imagine that little boat of pirates, with their sticks in hand, could jack a tanker with military supplies….lmao

    i’d have to agree with Hollywood on this one.

  • PUPPLE

    Allll around the world same song….heeeeyyy.

  • Aunt Viv

    co-sign Hollywood

  • sickofitt

    LOL @ Hollywood BS

    This is a sad affair yet all the comments have been hilarious.

    I be robbing these n!$gas

    Im a stick up kid

    I’m a stick-up kid

    That’s how I live I admit it

    I be robbin’ these ni$$as

    I’m a stick-up kid

    And if you’re doing too much I’m coming to get it

  • Lacombe Redbone (I”mma Sine Yo Pitty On Da Runny Kine!!)

    Damn…i gotta round up some friends willing to help steal us a boat!!!!

  • HarlemWorld

    Get that paper Somali gangsta!

  • Nina Knows

    If they can hustle up that many million with sticks and boats… I need to holla at them.. They got the pirate game on lock.

    Now that’s gangsta. I swear them Africans do the damn thang, any means necessary for real.

  • HERZI

    BOM BOM SOMALIA.

    ya dunnoe, we got that pirate game on lockDOWN lmao.

  • darealwifey

    Ya’ll killin’ me talking about them using sticks to steal ships. LMAO Not hardly. They have automatic weapons, grenades, rocket launchers, etc. They even have a massive “mother ship” that carries the little speed boats that they use to pursue larger ships.

    I agree that the continent of Africa’s resources have been pillaged by foreign entities, and the world economies have effectively blocked most African nations out of trade, thus making it hard for these nations to survive and nearly impossible to thrive. They have been put in rough situations with their backs against the wall. I don’t condone what they are doing, necessarily, but it is tough to say how to fix this mess because it’s so deep.

  • PREGG0 |6 M0RE WEEKz n iMA P0P CHAMPAGNE|

    0MG..

    REAL PiRATEz iN 2008??..

  • PREGG0 |6 M0RE WEEKz n iMA P0P CHAMPAGNE|

    THEY’RE N0THiNG LiKE THE BACKYARDiGANs PiRATEz…

  • roe ski love

    If you read more into the story, you will find that these somalian pirates are spending their money on BLING instead of helping the poor people of that country. Now that they have worldwide attention, the next thing to happen is not going to be good for them, because countries are now sending real war ships to protect their goods. And at the first sign of a highjacking they will become fish food.

  • circa-81

    I’ve read up on this because I found it interesting that they were able to capture a super tanker. Actually they say it is easier for them to capture big ships because of the size of the ships the pirates are un-noticed until your staring down the barrel of a big gun. Also they say that the pirates have been a huge boost in morale and financial prosperity for the people of Somalia especially where the base themselves. Citizens of Somalia say that because of the success of the pirates over the years that their communities have such stability with the likes of internet cafe’s, world renown clothing stores, more modern hospital’s, and even better facilities for the children of this country to learn in.

    Africa has been the victim of exploitation for years. So I say take back yours Somalia.

  • DR.FUNK

    This ‘aint gonna end well for the pirates…but it’ll probably spawn a movie or two.

  • circa-81

    Where the hell is my comment

  • FRESH

    ya’ll forgot black hawk down….woow even though i hate them i gotta say they GO bIG

  • circa-81

    I’ve been catching a few of these pirate heists reported on world news internet sites since 2005. And it looks like piracy never went extinct…it just evolved like every other criminal racket.

  • circa-81

    “Yaaarrr!! Give me the gas b!tch; shiver me timbers.” (switching to proper speaking voice”

    “But you surely can reaquire your ship after further negotiation’s and monetary funds are approximated. Thanks for your cooperation and I look forward to hearing from ya’.”

  • circa-81

    One of the interesting facts that I came across is that the pirates accomodate their hostage’s with western style cuisine made by chef’s that they hire to serve the “guests” until they are bought back through ransom. That is a pretty classy operation they got going there based on that account. Sweet.

  • circa-81

    I wonder if their hiring? I’m so tired of this office sh!t??

  • roe ski love

    Could someone decifer guttersnipes comments, I don’t speak somali ghetto?

  • Black Elvis has a Jelly Curl

    There are two sides to every story although it is criminal to hijack ships. There is another linked story that does underreported.

    Ever since the civil war started in Somalia (1991), the Somali navy has been defunct. Foreign fishing trawlers often from industrialized nations have been illegally fishing in Somali waters. There has also been large scale dumping of toxic waste again from industrialized nations in Somali waters. This had negatively affected Somali fishing communities which saw their livelihoods destroyed.

    Some fishermen took action and attacked the ships that were illegally fishing on the Somali coast.

    Now due to overfishing and the toxic waste that was dumped in the coast there no work for these fishermen and their environment is destroyed.

    This story can be spinned anyway the media wants. But have you ever wondered where nuclear and other toxic waste goes to?

    Let’s hope that these ‘pirate’ attacks focus attention on the cause of this problem.

  • Black Elvis has a Jerry Curl

    There are two sides to every story although it is criminal to hijack ships. There is another linked story that does underreported.

    Ever since the civil war started in Somalia (1991), the Somali navy has been defunct. Foreign fishing trawlers often from industrialized nations have been illegally fishing in Somali waters. There has also been large scale dumping of toxic waste again from

    industrialized nations in Somali waters. This had negatively affected Somali fishing communities which saw their livelihoods destroyed.

    Some fishermen took action and attacked the ships that were illegally fishing on the Somali coast.

    Now due to overfishing and the toxic waste that was dumped in the coast there no work for these fishermen and their environment is destroyed.

    This story can be spinned anyway the media wants. But have you ever wondered where nuclear and other toxic waste goes to?

    Let’s hope that these ‘pirate’ attacks focus attention on the cause of this problem.

  • shar

    … And when they are done and have their stacks they will pitch up in the West and claim Asylum and get it.

  • w.w.

    not hardly, shar. somalis prefer somalia. i know… strange concept, but true.

  • barb

    @B…

    please refer to the dollar sign that appears before the number 150.

    i.e., “150 million dollars have” NOT “dollars has”

    you’re welcome.

    anyhoo…about the pirates…

    so sad, too bad.

  • Jerome

    Somali girls be runn’in after these guys…c’mon they too hot for this shyt…I’m got mad crush on one and she don’t even look at me…but they coo ppl no doubt

  • Jerome

    CORRECTION: Somalia land has not been exploited and so they are the last Africans still fighting the white man…Gotta give up to them

    they also happen to be the most furious fighters in Africa hands down…as the US Army says…”do not underestimate the skinny”

  • Mo

    CORRECTION: Somalia land has not been exploited and so they are the last Africans still fighting the white man…

  • lala

    Long Live Mogadishu (City of Poets)

    Long Live Bagdad (City opf Knowledge)

    Long Live Kandahar and Gaza!!!

    This is our struggle our pain, our blood, our tears , our love being shed…however Victory is will be ours

    As for THE US and its BS…you might as well declare war on Somalia…and stop it with the cheap shots..seriously just say it…Somalia part 2.

  • MS

    Long Live Mogadishu (City of Poets)

    Long Live Bagdad (City opf Knowledge)

    Long Live Kandahar and Gaza!!!

    This is our struggle our pain, our blood, our tears , our love being shed…however Victory is will be ours

    As for THE US and its BS…you might as well declare war on Somalia…and stop it with the cheap shots..seriously just say it…Somalia part 2.

  • Emla Alresa

    Long Live Mogadishu (City of Poets)

    Long Live Bagdad (City opf Knowledge)

    Long Live Kandahar and Gaza!!!

    This is our struggle our pain, our blood, our tears , our love being shed…however Victory is will be ours

    As for THE US and its BS…you might as well declare war on Somalia…and stop it with the cheap shots..seriously just say it…Somalia part 2.

  • finally17nluvinit

    All you people thinking punching somebody in theyface and running off with they chain is a rea thug/goon….

    THESES ARE SOME GOONS!!!

    if they do that in the ocean…they’ll be some bad mf’s on land!!

    And they just gettin back whats owed 2 them…al those rich ships took from Africa and now their taking it back…

    “I wish a m.f.er would….”

  • DR.FUNK

    @BLACK ELVIS:

    Never thought about that…sounds plausible.

    It’s not like Somalia could even form an organized

    response to let the world know…If what you’re saying is true.Large multi-nationals do have a history of polluting in the place of least resistance.

  • Its6amHoGetOut………..welcome to Los Angeles!

    Heres what they should do,

    start repo’n every 7/11 in america because everybody knows samalian mofo’s own those and we dont know where the original investment came from.

    Go to every airport and round up all the parking attendants and the people who check all the luggage, those are all somalians.

    Just start blastin’ them large forehead havin’ n*ggas before the reach the ship.

  • Somalilander

    wow, at first wen all this news was reported i was SO ashamed 2 b a somali..lol!

    humiliated 2 say da least lol…but now i see da bigger pix and hey! i wish ma brothas well–> as long as nobody blowin up ma crops and land back home its allllll gravy lol…smh!

  • Somalilander

    wow, at first wen all this news was reported i was SO ashamed 2 b a somali..lol!

    humiliated 2 say da least lol…but now i see da bigger pix and hey! i wish ma brothas well–> as long as nobody blowin up ma crops and land back home its allllll gravy lol…smh!…..

  • MS-T

    What the somalians are doing is no different than what the jackboys and dopedealers are doing here in america. We need jobs, they need jobs and you can’t expect people that have family to support to just sit on their ass and wait on a handout. My heart goes out to their families cause this is not gonna have a good ending.

  • Flawdagurl

    Roe said

    Could someone decifer guttersnipes comments, I don’t speak somali ghetto?

    _____________________________________________________

    im out!lol

  • Flawdagurl

    WOW this world never seems to amaze me!

  • Hannibal

    PIRATES…

  • khadra

    Never under-estimate the skinny, ya heard!

  • crunchy

    Ohh I see you dont know about “THE STICK” that Stick is more powerfull than anything they packing on that boat.

    NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MIGHTY STICK !!!!!

  • .

    I am so happy to hear this story…. @ Somali Power …You’re dumb (English) asdkfa;ierfa;kjf (somali translation), pinche pendejo (Spanish)

  • blacKnight

    What is wrong with y’all????? Have you not heard there is a fincancial crises in the world, the credit crunch is killing the Somalians so they gats to hit hu the nearest cash point hence the hijacks…lol

  • Marshabio

    Pirates in 2008? Fasinating…

    Channeling Captain Blackbeard….

  • dark cable

    @Emla Alresa… you are welcome to take your ass to your “Land of Poets” , Kandahar, or Bagdad and STAY. Stop hating on the United States while reaping all of our benefits of living in my country. I’ve been to Afghanistan & Iraq and you’d thank God you live in US. Stop hatin’

  • Aisha

    They’re just trying to eat.

    Just because we’re poor doesnt mean we’re dead yet,so they shouldnt be fishing in our waters and dumping their waste on us. I love my Somali people because we see and opportunity and go for it. Its a nice way to make a killing. They havent killed anyone as a result (YET). So let them do them. And for the person that claims they spent it on “bling”,your DONEE!

    you know nothing about Somalia and our situation.

    Sorry to . over there but……

    African Americans SUCK ASSSSS!

    BIG TIMEEE

  • http://brandbaylis.com Brand Baylis

    “Random Ridiculousness”…lol…love that Headline.

  • Aisha

    there is no such thing as Somalians.

    We are Somali.

    Please and thank you.

  • SistaSouL

    So…So…Somalia!!! Anotha Day Anotha Dolla!

  • SistaSouL

    So….So…Somalia! Anotha Day Anotha Dolla!

  • Randomnessdotcom

    looooooooooooooooool Somaliaaaa stand up

  • copelli21

    Ya’ll are looking at the dude with the stick, I am looking at the dude sitting next to him with the rocket launcher.

    Don’t try and gloss this up and make it seem like these guys are Robin Hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor….because if you’ve done any research about this you’d know that is not the case.

    They are straight out thieves. They are buying big houses, cars, and bling just like someone mentioned above. They bribe and use terror against those who may oppose them. They’ve created a culture of stealing that has girls wanting a pirate boyfriend and young boys wanting to grow up to be pirates. Where’s the future in that?

    This isn’t about Somali nationalism or black power.

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