You’s a lying cheating son of a…
Arkansas head coach Bobby Petrino crashed his motorcycle on Sunday, and although he survived the near fatal accident; recent allegations about the his trifilin’ azz ways may have him wishing otherwise.
According to the police report, which was published by the Arkansas Times, Petrino was not alone on his bike as he and the university had described. Arkansas released this statement after the accident:
Coach Petrino was involved in a motorcycle accident on Sunday evening that involved no other individuals. He is in stable condition and is expected to make a full recovery. Our family appreciates respect for our privacy during the recovery and we are grateful for the thoughts of Razorback fans at this time.
Not so fast there…
According to the police report, 25-year-old Jessica Dorrell was on the back of Petrino’s motorcycle at the time of the crash. As if this development wasn’t curious enough, Dorrell, a former volleyball player, just started her job working as the student-athlete coordinator for the Arkansas football team a week ago.
After being exposed for the low-down dirty lyin’ Razorback, Petrino released this statement after being put on paid suspension:
“The state police report today provides an accurate description of my accident, which includes details that had not publically come to light prior to the report being issued. I regret that I have not publically acknowledged a passenger on the vehicle. I have been in constant pain, medicated and the circumstances involving the wreck have come out in bits and pieces. That said I certainly had a concern about Jessica Dorrell’s name being revealed. In my press conference, I referred to her simply as ‘a lady’. My concern was to protect my family and a previous inappropriate relationship from becoming public. In hindsight, I showed a serious mistake in judgment when I chose not to be more specific about those details. Today, I’ve acknowledged this previous inappropriate relationship with my family and those within the athletic department administration.
I apologize to my wife, Becky, and our four children, Chancellor (David) Gearhart, Jeff Long, the Board of Trustees, University administration, my coaching staff, student-athletes and the entire state of Arkansas. I have been humbled by the outpouring of concern and get-well wishes. I apologize to the Razorback Nation for the attention my actions have brought to the University of Arkansas and our program. I will fully cooperate with the University throughout this process and my hope is to repair my relationships with my family, my Athletic Director, the Razorback Nation and remain the head coach of the Razorbacks.”
Poor Becky! This piece of isht was busy getting his joystick played with by some twenty-something skanky swallywag on Sunday and has the nerve to call it a “previous relationship”?? You were just chopping down her athletically gifted cakes a couple days ago!
Sorry, Arkansas fans your boy not only did his family dirty but the entire team.