Larry Bird liked that dark meat???
Allegedly Larry Bird’s illegitimate half-black daughter is dating rookie phenom and man-banger Cam Newton. Here’s the scoop:
“At LIV nightclub in Miami Beach Sunday night, a girl was chatting with Celtics players and they appeared to be overprotective of her. I thought it was maybe Doc River’s daughter. I’m nosey, so I looked her up and this girl wasn’t tall. I watched other athletes walk up to her and speak so I was really curious at this point so I asked someone. I was told it was Larry Bird’s daughter. I did read somewhere that he had kids out of wedlock but who knew he had a black kid? Fast forward, I saw her at lunch with Cam Newton yesterday in Miami. After searching forever on Twitter, I’m 100% sure it’s Bird’s daughter. It doesn’t look like she uses his last name though.”
This story sounds pretty outrageous to us. We have a hard time believing “The hick from French Lick” was swirling it up and now has a black daughter. But you know what they say: Once you go black… you end up on Maury with a DNA test and a couple of angry baby mamas.