That Swirl Schlong Will Change Your Life: Has Ashton Kutcher Convinced RihRih To Change Religions?

Behold the powers of peen…

Rihanna may have found a new faith in her new boo, she’s reportedly studying Kabbalah with Ashton Kutcher.

The ‘We Found Love’ singer is rumored to enjoying a fling with the Two And A Half Men star, after she was spotted leaving his house after a sleepover last month. While their relationship appears to be nothing more than a fling, sources say that Ashton has persuaded her to join his faith, Kabbalah.

Star magazine reports that Rihanna is “getting spiritual guidance” from Ashton, who is “encouraging her to study Kabbalah.”

“Rihanna is so interested in Ashton’s beliefs that she has arranged sessions with his rabbi,” the source adds.

Sounds like Ashton has been chopping the Holy Ghost out of RihRih’s cakes so good it made her want to find Jesus, Muhammad, Buddha, Confucious and Chuck Norris. We bet she was speaking in tongues all night when he baptized her in his Holy water.

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