I’ve had sex four times this week, I’ll explain – Drake
Ashton Kutcher Hooked Up With Four Women In Four Days
Ashton be gettin’ it in!
According to In Touch Weekly reports:
“Ashton is single and feels he can date as many women as he wants,” a friend of the 34-year-old explains to In Touch.
On one wild weekend, In Touch can exclusively report that the bawdy bachelor hooked up with not one, not two, not even three, but four hot girls! After a rebound romance with producer Lorene Scafaria and a sexy sleepover with Rihanna in March, Ashton arrived at a Passover bash at the Kabbalah Centre in New York on April 12 with another beauty on his arm. The next night, he was spotted seducing two young blondes at Mister H in the Big Apple’s Mondrian SoHo hotel.
Then, two days later, the star shared a sushi date with his former That ’70s Show co-star Mila Kunis at Asanebo in LA. “Ashton was getting very touchy-feely with her,” a pal says. “He was grabbing her hand the whole time.”
But while the other women were just one-night stands for the newly minted player, the pal swears that Mila is different. “Ashton’s always had a crush on her,” the pal admits of the ex-castmates, who began working together on the hit sitcom as teens. “But Mila had a serious boyfriend.” When Mila broke up with Macaulay Culkin — and Ashton’s marriage crumbled — Ashton told Mila that he was going through a tough time and needed a friend. Soon, the pair were talking regularly — and while Ashton hopes to take things to the next level with Mila, the pal says right now men are not her priority.
Okay this might not be as bad as we thought — it sounds like he didn’t necessarily chop all these broads down. But still — it’s no bueno to be swapping bodily fluids with so many folks, especially during a short time period. Slow down Ashton! The pooty tang train ain’t going nowhere! You’re not even divorced yet. SMH!