Charlie & The Yayo Factory??
Customs officials seized more than 4 pounds of blow hidden inside chocolate bars and drink boxes at Washington Dulles International Airport:
A Guatemalan woman arrived on a flight from El Salvador on Sunday, presenting herself as a courier on business, officials said.
During a inspection of her baggage, Customs and Border Protection officers found the unusual looking chocolate bars, cut one open, and found a bar of yayo wrapped in plastic, covered in chocolate, said CBP spokesman Robert Hunt.
Customs and Border Protection officers discovered eight chocolate bars, six of which contained a “White Girl” center, and six small drink boxes that contained plastic bags filled with drugs.
The street value of the chocolate crack rocks was about $130,000, authorities said.
Authorities determined that the woman worked for a legitimate courier. She was not charged, but immigration officials canceled her visa, and put her on the next plane to El Salvador, Hunt said. The woman faces a five-year ban from returning to the United States.
WTF?? Just when you thought the worst you could get from eating a chocolate bar was a cavity and a mean sugar rush SMH