Happy Mother’s Day, Bey: 9 Gifts Beyonce Deserves For Her First Big Day

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Mother's Day Gifts For Beyonce

It's Beyonce's first ever Mother's Day! After years of speculation, Bey is finally a mother. But what do you buy someone that seems to have it all? So her friends out there scrambling for gifts need look no further than this list to see what to get her. Sorry, but you may need some extra cash.
kimWENN A Restraining Order From Kim K. - Kimmy wants to be Bey's best friend by any means. Bey doesn't want that. So a restraining order to make her go away would be a gift from heaven.
obamaWENN A Trip With Michelle - Since they're BFFs they'd probably like a nice vacation together. BTW, who has the most swag?
low cut Low-Cut Shirts - She's got pregnancy ta-tas! Someone should help her show them.
acting Acting Lessons - Because, really.
cover A Decent Cover For Blue Ivy - She's also throwing Blue Ivy in a sweater or something like she's a grocery bag. Let's get that baby a decent cover.
bey A Paparazzi Moratorium - She needs a break from all the damn paparazzi. Just give her a week of privacy.
babysitter A Really Dope Babysitter - She's hiting the night spots all the time, now. People are always asking "where's her babysitter?!" Well, someone should get her a high profile sitter so everyone can stop asking those stupid questions.
bey A Photographer - Everyone was skeptical about her being pregnant or not. She needs a photographer to follow her around and take pictures next time she's pregnant to kill the rumors.
album A Written Album - Someone write an album for her so all she has to do is go in and sing and crank it out.

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